we got the camel

“history of the entire world i guess” rp starters
  • “you’re on a rock floating in space”
  • “pretty cool, huh?”
  • “i’m sad, i miss you.”
  • “how did this happen?”
  • “nothing is nowhere.”
  • “makes sense right?”
  • “like i said, it didn’t happen.”
  • “nothing was never anywhere”
  • “that’s how every it gets.”
  • “forget this.”
  • “i wanna be something”
  • “i want things to change.”
  • “i want to invent time and space.”
  • “i just don’t know when to start.”
  • “that’s a thing. in a place.”
  • “it’s not empty yet”
  • “it’s a star”
  • “new shit just got made”
  • “it kinda made a mass.”
  • “weather update”
  • “cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava”
  • “it’s raining”
  • “severe flooding alert”
  • “the entire world is now an ocean”
  • “something’s alive in the ocean”
  • “taste the sun”
  • “can we go on land?”
  • “the sun is a deadly laser”
  • “and the dinosaurs are gone”
  • “look at those breasts”
  • “that’s a human person”
  • “fuck it, time to plant some grass.”
  • “guess what happens next!”
  • “coming soon to a dank river valley near you”
  • “why is all my metal so lame and lumpy?”
  • “you could make a religion out of this”
  • “and they believe in god”
  • “wow, that’s big.”
  • “oops china just broke”
  • “who would like to buy the spices?”
  • “out here the horse nomads run while and free”
  • “thanks for invading our homeland”
  • “hi, everything’s great.”
  • “want silk?”
  • “they a brand new road to the world”
  • “try camels.”
  • “hell yeah now we got business.”
  • “is loving jesus legal yet?”
  • “the mayans have figured out the stars”
  • “bigger and there’s more of them”
  • “it’s the sunrise kingdom”
  • “your gods are all fake”
  • “let’s bring stuff to the coast and sell it”
  • “the norse are exploring”
  • “they also invade other places and have many names”
  • “christianize all the kingdoms”
  • “time to conquer england”
  • “china just invented bombs”
  • “whoops half of europe just died”
  • “let’s make books”
  • “that’s bullshit!”
  • “now you can buy your way out of hell”
  • “this whole thing is bullshit”
  • “it’s a scam”
  • “fuck the church”
  • “here’s 95 reasons why”
  • “and then all the hipsters move to amsterdam”
  • “we gotta start pillaging some stuff”
  • “steal the spice trade”
  • “fuck you says america”
  • “let’s overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!”
  • “britain just figured out how to turn steam into power”
  • “now they can make many different types of machines”
  • “buy stuff from us!”
  • “nah dude, we already got everything”
  • “that’s just where he lives”
  • “look at those guns”
  • “let’s listen to jazz and go to the movies and turn on the radio”
  • “wow, that worked?”
  • “what’s on the menu?”
  • “nobody wins and then it’s on pause forever”
  • “let’s just keep it cool and spy on each other instead”
  • “i’ll race you to space”
  • “want to print a brain?”
  • “and the ocean is full of plastic”
  • “let’s save the planet!”
  • “where the hell are we?”