we got a real jam goin' now

(unrealistic) tendou satori headcanons, because i love and cherish him

  • hasn’t left his emo phase. he was probably born into it
  • tendou: [is mildly inconvenienced] tendou: “Had It Not Been For The Laws Of This Land, I Would Have Slaughtered You”
  • spectators: “nice kill satori!” tendou, mockingly: “nice kill satori”
  • has been benched for doing finger guns immediately after blocking an opponent’s spike
  • semi: [tries to hold tendou’s hand but comes into contact with something metal instead] tendou: “that me hook”
  • the one time he beat ushijima in a race it was because he changed the rules so you could only naruto run
  • tendou: “Alchemy: the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy.” shirabu: “tendou wtf i just asked if i could have a bite of your food”
  • he’s the artist behind 50% of those fake pikachu hurt/comfort posts. the mimikyu fanart. u kno the ones
  • [on the sidelines during a match] tendou: “everybody get up it’s time to slam now, we got a real jam goin’ down, welcome to the space jam, here’s your chance do your dance at the space jam”
  • tendou: “they call me a monster for a reason” also tendou: “goshiki have you been eating enough? did you drink enough water today? how was class you know you can tell me anything-”
A Detailed Description of the Advanced Placement Awards

AP Scholar: Come on and slam

AP Scholar with Honor: Come on and slam and welcome to the jam

AP Scholar with Distinction: Come on and slam and welcome to the jam, come on and slam, if you wanna jam

National AP Scholar: Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now

We got a real jam goin’ down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

Hey you, watchagonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do

Party people in the house, let’s go
It’s your boy, ‘Jayski’ a'ight so
Pass that thing and watch me flex
Behind my back, you know what’s next

To the jam, all in your face
Wassup, just feel the bass
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, space Kaboom

Just work that body, work that body
Make sure you don’t hurt no body
Get wild and lose your mind
Take this thing into over-time

Hey DJ, turn it up
QCD, goin’ burn it up
C'mon y'all get on the floor
So hey, let’s go a'ight

Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now
We got a real jam goin’ down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We’re gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

C'mon it’s time to get hype say, “Whoop, there it is”
C'mon all the fellas say, “Whoop, there it is”
C'mon one time for the ladies say, “Whoop, there it is”
Now all the fellas say, “Whoop, there it is”

C'mon and run, baby run
C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run
Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot
Yeah, it’s time to hook, so shoot, baby shoot baby

C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam

Slam, Bam, thank you ma'am
Get on the floor and jam
QCD on the microphone
Girl, you got me in a zone

C'mon, c'mon and start the game
Break it down, tell me your name
We the team, I’m the coach
Let’s dance all night from coast to coast

Just slide, from left to right
Just slide, yourself enlight
You see me, drop the base
3-1-1 all in your face

Jam on it, let’s have some fun
Jam on it, one on one
You run the, “O” and I run the “D”
So c'mon baby just jam for me

Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now
We got a real jam goin’ down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We’re gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

Hey ladie, yeah
Y'all ready stop? No
Y'all wanna know why? Why?
'Cuz it’s a Slam Jam

Fellas, yeah
Y'all ready to stop, no
Y'all wanna know why? Why?
It’s time to Slam Jam

Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now
We got a real jam goin’ down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We’re gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

C'mon, everybody say, “Nah nah nah nah nah”
C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say, “Hey ey ey O”
C'mon, C'mon everybody, “Nah nah nah nah nah”
Just take the time to say “Hey ey ey O”

Check it out, check it out, y'all ready for this? You know it
Nah, y'all ain’t ready, y'all ready for this? You know it
C'mon check it out, y'all ready to jam? You know it
Nah, I, I don’t think so, y'all ready to jam? You know it
C'mon



in english, when we love someone, we say “everybody get up it’s time to slam now” which roughly means “we got a real jam goin down” and i think that’s beautiful.

  • baby: e...e-e
  • mom: eat..?
  • baby: e..
  • baby: Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
  • We got a real jam goin' down
  • Welcome to the Space Jam
  • Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
  • Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
  • Come on and slam, if you wanna jam
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  • baby: e- e - e..
  • mom: eat? are you trying to say eat?
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  • C'mon

anonymous asked:

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