we finally got them!

NEWT!!

Okay I had this sitting about since December. I should have shared it sooner but well. I love this movie so much it reminded me why I do what I do

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Some random scenes with Kiheitai chibs bc I really needed to draw them after last week’s chapter ;;

Nothin’s changed

‘cause we know the fact that the Kiheitai was born to destroy the world 

That the Kiheitai was born in order to save one girl

And that both those things are who we are.

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Just gotta tell ya before this thing goes on, you gotta realize that the only way out is in a body bag. Now we don’t have to write our vows. “

The tragic story of too much info about the sexual relationship of your best friends or why Alya will forever regret trying to kill Adrien

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @lunian !!!!!!! Remember when we talked about this? Well, I couldn’t resist writing it. I hope you’ll like it. Crack ahead. And if the title wasn’t a dead giveaway, this has some sexual references in it. Nothing happens, but many are said.


“ADRIEN FUCKING DEAD AGRESTE!”

All the people who were still in the courtyard of the Collège Françoise Dupont run for the hills (or in this case, the school building) as Alya Césaire appeared and walked towards her best friend’s boyfriend with all the might of a storm.

“Dude, I think she means you.” Nino stage-whispered to his best friend as his girlfriend made a beeline towards them.

“But my middle name is Bartholomé.” Adrien argued.

Nino rolled his eyes. His best friend really needed to set his priorities straight. “That’s what worries you?”

Adrien gulped. “Burry me in a polka dotted coffin, please.”

Nino was under the impression he wasn’t kidding in the slightest. “Sure, if there is anything left to bury.”

“There won’t be!” Alya snarled as she lifted Adrien by the neck.

Well, this morning is certainly bound to be interesting, Nino thought.


One day, Marinette will be on time to school. One day. Today wasn’t that day. As Marinette speed walked through the school yard she couldn’t help but notice what a beautiful day it was. The sun was shining, birds were singing, Adrien was being strangled by Alya… wait a second.

“Alya!” Marinette shouted, rushing towards them. “Put him down.”

Her best friend was obviously not happy to have to delay her murder. Meanwhile, Nino considered if he should stop filming the whole thing. If Marinette was here, then maybe there won’t be need of proof for the police for a murder. Though, let’s be real, he would never turn his girlfriend in. He would have just posted the video on YouTube in his collection of An Infinity of Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Piss Alya Off. If he was recalling correctly, this video would be number 2749.

“Alya, what is going on? Why are you strangling my boyfriend.” Marinette questioned crossing her arms, while Adrien was gasping for air on the ground.

“Marinette,“ Alya’s tone was regretful and the sad look in her eyes indicated something bad was coming. “I’m sorry to say this honey, but he is cheating on you.”

And in that moment, Marinette felt her whole world crashing down. “What?! With whom?”

Marinette was dying to hear that answer. Who? Did Adrien really cheat on her? Was it some rabid fangirl who jumped at his bones and Alya just got the wrong impression?

Alya sighed. “With Ladybug.”

Marinette blinked. “Damn.” both her and Adrien whispered maybe a little too loudly. Thus Adrien choked, cause he still didn’t regain his proper breathing.

“That’s… unexpected.” Marinette managed to say, trying to think of something plausible to get them out of this situation. She knew it was a bad idea to make out when only one of them was transformed. Damn Adrien and his filthy thirst for her spots. “It isn’t a problem, though, cause… um… this is… an… open… relationship.”

Oh well, not the worst excuse she could have had come with. Alya crossed her arms obviously expecting an explanation while Nino muttered a ‘dude’ under his breath. That’s when Adrien decided to be a supportive boyfriend.

“Yeah. Marinette has her fun times with Ladybug too,” he said, raising his index finger as if that would help him make a point while he was still laying on the ground.

Why is he like this? Marinette sighed internally.

Alya turned to Marinette with an expression that was a mix of shock and anger. “You are hooking up with Ladybug and you didn’t tell me?!”

Marinette glared down at Adrien, who looked sheepish. “Yeah. And don’t forget about Chat Noir.”

“Chat Noir?” both Alya and Nino screamed simultaneously.

“Yeah,” Marinette stated, looking at Adrien, who finally picked himself off the ground, with a mischievous look. “Why don’t you tell us about your escapades with Chat Noir, Adrien?”

Her boyfriend laughed nervously. “What escapade do you mean?”

Marinette smirked. “Well, you did tell me that Chat Noir found you wearing cute yet sexy Ladybug lingerie.”

At this point, Nino had to turn off his camera, unable to hold his phone anymore. “Dudeeeee.”

Alya, to everybody’s surprise, was silent until now. But there was as much as the shock could keep her from asking. "But what about Ladybug?”

“Oh, she thinks the same” Marinette replied calmly while analyzing her nails.

“No, no, I mean, I thought Chat only loves her.”

“Oh that… well, who can resist this model ass?” she asked rhetorically while slapping Adrien’s ass for emphasis. Nino nodded vigorously as well. Honestly, wasn’t it universal knowledge everybody loved Adrien’s ass?

Adrien glared at Marinette. Not for smacking his ass, mind you. He loved getting his ass smacked by her. But for making fun of his taste in lingerie. Well, if this is how she wanted to play, so be it then. “Of course. So if we are discussing this topic, why don’t you mention that time when Chat caught you wearing lingerie inspired by his outfit?”

’Well, don’t try hiding the fact that once you begged Ladybug to tie you with her yoyo.“ Marinette scoffed, trying to hide her blush. That had been an interesting night.

"I need a bucket,” Alya muttered, not sure what to think of her friends and her idol anymore.

“YOU CALLED CHAT NOIR’S DICK AS A BATON!” Adrien shouted louder than necessary, while blushing.

“I guess, I need one too” Nino said, wishing he will just forget everything that had been said so far. And from now on, because apparently Marinette and Adrien weren’t done.

“Remember when you told Chat Noir that you want a collar with a bell too?”

“Oh, really Marinette, should I remind you that one time when I walked on you and Ladybug and you were blindfolded?”

Nino glanced at Alya. “Are we kink shaming them now or later?”

“Then you asked us if you can be blindfolded instead and, I quote ‘used as your little sex toy’.” that had been a strange day. She had an urge to blindfold herself, Adrien came over unannounced and things escalated quickly and she discovered some new kinks of her boyfriend.

“I guess, if we die right here, right this second, they wouldn’t notice it.” Nino states, but Alya was unable to reply anymore, not sure what to make out of this whole conversation.

“You begged Chat Noir to slap you with his tail belt.” Adrien argued back, while his face was putting any ripe tomato to shame.

Marinette screeched. “YOU WERE WEARING MY FAVORITE PINK STOCKINGS.”

“THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.”

"I’m sure it totally does.”

Adrien scoffed, crossing his arms. “But you can deny they suit me.” he knew she liked them. She even said so that night. They had been a little tight, but she had made him a matching pair better fit for his height.

"Jesus, how many moments like this do they have?” Nino questioned, clearly shocked by how kinky his bro was. And he was sort of afraid fo the answer, if he had to be honest.

“What’s more important, why are we still listening to this mess?” it was Alya’s turn to ask questions that will never get answers. “I’m not even sure if I want to use this thing as blackmail or just erase it from my brain forever.”

“To be honest, it would be much better if Adrien really just cheated on Mari with Ladybug,” Nino said hesitantly, obviously scared of Alya’s reaction. “I mean, I wouldn’t have forgiven him if he ever did that, but at least, in that case, us, innocent bystanders wouldn’t have to be traumatized for life.”

Alya could only nod. Honestly, the mental picture fo Adrien in Ladybug themed lingerie left her with brain damage.

After what seemed like an eternity Adrien and Marinette finished their not so little argument, both huffing and as red in the face as the surface of Mars. Not that anybody would say that out loud, given how much of a nerd Adrien is, he would come with some science facts about the color of the surface of Mars.
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“So yeah, we have an open relationship.” Marinette concluded, the two of them finally turning to their best friends.

“We got it after the reminder about Chat Noir, thank you.” Nino said, sarcastically.

“Now get outta of my sight, my poor brain had dealt enough with your kinks for now and forever.” Alya ordered waving her hand desperately while rubbing her temple with her free hand.

“Well, if you didn’t want to kill me, none of this would have happened.” Adrien said with a smug smirk.

Alya snarled. "Next time neither Marinette or even fucking Ladybug won’t stop me, Agreste.”

Adrien gulped. Marinette slapped him compassionately on the ass.

HAPPY CARYL DAY, EVERYONE!

My Favorite SnowBarry Moments

Just thought I’d list some of the BEST Barry and Caitlin moments!

1. When Barry woke up from a coma and Caitlin demanded a sample of his urine.

2. When Caitlin said Barry couldn’t handle unraveling Clyde Mardon’s tornado.

3. When Caitlin reprimanded Barry for wanting to use his speed to save others and stop crime.

4. When Caitlin snapped, “Don’t expect me to patch you up every time you break something!” before marching off with her nose in the air.

5. When Caitlin told Barry he’s not the man Ronnie was.

6. When Barry and Caitlin threw a pity party together pining over Iris and Ronnie.

7. When Captain Cold and Heat Wave kidnapped Caitlin and Barry sent Cisco and Joe to save her.

8. When Barry and Caitlin agreed they both live sad, single lives, so Barry decided to go out with Linda.

9. When Barry helped a drunk Caitlin vomit outside a bar.

10. When Caitlin validated rape culture and male entitlement by telling Barry he “deserved a peek” at her goods for being a nice person.

11. When Barry didn’t wanna see any of her goods anyway.

12. When Barry was happy that Caitlin reunited with Ronnie after they separated him and Stein.

13. When Caitlin didn’t believe Barry’s theory that Dr. Wells may have killed his mom.

14. When Caitlin went to interrogate Dr. Wells at his house about Barry’s mom because she still didn’t believe Barry…

15. When Caitlin was sexually harassed by a villain who looked like Barry and appeared so disturbed that she felt awkward being in the presence of real Barry.

16. When Caitlin slapped Barry.

17. When Caitlin married Ronnie in front of Barry.

18. When Caitlin cried on Barry’s shoulder because Ronnie died.

19. When Caitlin started crushing on Jay, a speedster who wasn’t Barry.

20. When Grodd fell in love with Caitlin before Barry did.

21. When Caitlin kissed Jay on Christmas and Barry looked on gleefully.

22. When Caitlin’s Earth-2 doppelgänger and her partner Deathstorm attacked Barry.

23. When Barry forgot about Jesse Wells to protect Earth-2 Iris from Caitlin’s Earth-2 doppelgänger.

24. When Caitlin slyly told Iris she notices the way she looks at Barry.

25. When Caitlin was kidnapped by Hunter and Barry did nothing about it.

26. When Barry got his speed back and still did nothing about it…

27. When Barry lived three months in the Flashpoint timeline without bothering to look for Caitlin.

28. When Barry told Caitlin the team was going to do everything they could to save her and she snarkily replied, “Like how you saved your mom?”

29. When Caitlin stabbed Barry. Finally we got action between them ;)

30. Caitlin: “You know for a hero Flash, you sure let a lot of people around you die?”

31. When Iris had to beg Caitlin to save Barry.

32. When Caitlin toasted to Barry and Iris at their housewarming party.

33. When Barry gave Caitlin a glare colder than ice when she hesitated to freeze Iris’s arm. 

34. Barry: “Too high a temperature and the decay will spread over Iris. Too low and Iris’s nerve endings will freeze.”

     Caitlin: “And I could lose control.”

     Barry: *crickets*

35. When Caitlin was losing control, but Barry couldn’t hear over the sound of the love of his life dying.

Hope you enjoyed my favorite moments! Feel free to add. Barry and Caitlin are so great together!

In German a bad, uncaring mother is called a Rabenmutter which translates to raven mother. It’s because people used to think that ravens abandon their offsprings, turn them adrift at a very young age (actually young ravens leave the nest themselves and the parents will still care for them, feed and protect them, it just seems like they abandom them). 

Finally we know how Raven got her name.

anonymous asked:

Favorite team for the USWNT to play against and beat?

Canada for sure. They’re always going to be our rivals and NOTHING feels better as a USWNT fan for me than kicking Canadas ass. That 2012 semi final gave me life. Remember when they hosted the WWC and we won and they didn’t even place? 

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Extreme

Samoa Joe/OC: You and Joe have been dancing around your feelings for each other, they’re obvious, but you won’t do anything about them. Until he wins the fatal five way at Extreme Rules. Smut.

SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO @im-indestructible FOR GIVING ME THE IDEA FOR THE SMUT SCENE AND @heelturn-timesten FOR HELPING ME BRAINSTORM. EVERYTHING ELSE JUST FELL INTO PLACE.

Tagging my bbies: @lavitabella87 @omgmissmillie @screamersdontdance @everybodyfinnfreeze @shadow-of-wonder @laochbaineann @she-reigns-in-this-yard @sarrahcha @twiistedbliiss @hotspurmadridista @niazha16 @happelu970 @officialbroski10-blog @crowleysqueenofhell @lilmisscrisis @antigonemaia @imnoaingeal @littledeadrottinghood @imagineall-the-fandoms @macfizzle @oraclegazes @welshwitch5 @wrasslesmut @actualamyautopsy @blondekel77 @valeonmars @squirrel666 @livingthestrongstyle @damnbuvky @dmm-wts @caramara3 @abbie03d @roserae527 @superrezzy00 @the-geekgoddes @phenominalstyles @panic-angel3314 @that-lolachick @thephenomenonalkingofthebrogues @wrestlingnoob @georgiadean37 @taryndibiase @kanupps06 @ringsidexdreaming @rolivia-fin @ambrosegirlforever @bodhi-black @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch @baeckyshorsewomen @extremereigns @unabashedwwesmut @secretagentfangirl @bebbyt @canadianknockout

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Alright story time. I don’t know if you all are familiar with this place called Bargain Hunt, but they’re like thrift stores but they get out stuff from stores. Items they no longer sell, overstock, returned stuff, things with slight imperfections that they can’t sell in stores but are still fine, things like that.

95% of their stuff is just old target stuff. I work at a nearby target and we had these Gareth Brooks CD box sets around Christmas time. I swear we sold like 2 of them and then they were sitting on the clearance shelf and we maybe sold like 10 more. We had someone call and wanted to buy 50 of them at the half the price we had them marked down to but our manager wouldn’t allow it. Anyway, these things sat on the clearance rack forever until we finally got rid of them and then when I went to bargain hunt not too long after they were gone, they had a whole table of them

The Banana Fic

It’s safe to say that the entire phandom now has a banana kink, thanks to Dan and Phil’s little session hitting each other with a banana peel in the last amazingphil video. I’ve seen multiple posts about a “banana kink fic” or “the banana fic” and am now taking it upon myself to make it happen. So, here you are, phandom: The Banana Fic. 

Genre: Smutty smut 

Warnings: Kinks and shit 

Word Count: 700

A/N: The beginning is all what happened in the video and then after the banana scene, where there’s a jumpcut… That’s where my imagination gets to work. 

A/N Part 2: Lol I love when I don’t even have to come up with foreplay because they did it for me in reality 

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PaleyFest NY

Yesterday was absolutely EPIC. It is always double-fun when you can share fan-girling experiences with friends, so me and @daragoldfitz had a blast hanging out with BAEs, and more than we expected to!

We first got tickets to The View when it was announced that Kerry would go there. Kerry switched things around last minute, and decided to go to Kelly and Ryan (or whatever that show is called). Dara got the tickets there for us last minute, and we should up super early (unreasonably early!) and stood outside for what seemed like hours waiting to get in (I just hate standing in lines, so I had very little patience for that). 

We finally got in, say down, and the recording started. It is always fun to watch how the live show is being recorded. Then before too long, Kerry comes on. 

They are chatting, and laughing and it is cool to see her and we are excited. Then a few minutes in, they start prepping for a game. Look at this MOFOs face, she KNEW we would all freak the F out!! 

(I think up here ^^ Ryan is explaining the rules, and Kerry is pumping up the audience). Then she starts saying that she needs another person on her team (since Kelly and Ryan are playing together), and that then announces that she asked “pretend Potus” to come in. I swear it took me a couple f seconds to connect in my head that she meant Tony. And then I remember turning to Dara and saying no way!

But sure enough, we watch on as Tony strolls in. We just SCREAMED. I am not even sure what Dara was doing, but I was almost knocked out of my chair :-))) It was the BEST. SURPRISE. EVER!!!!!!!!!!

I could see that both Kelly and Ryan were surprised too, so that’s neat what Kerry and Tony did :-))

Above here Kerry as you can see have lost her shoes (she did say prior to the game starting and Tony showing up that it is slippery on the floor in heels). And here she is reminding him that they came to WIN :-))))

The game was HILARIOUS, though Kerry can’t draw for life, LOL. They were so CUTE and cuddly and funny and Terry together, we kept on turning to each other with Dara and saying “OMGOOOOD”.

Terry won of course (duh!), Tony keeps his eyes on his real PRIZE though :P

I very vaguely remember the end of the show because we were just floating on cloud 9 and still in disbelief. I can’t remember when T&K even came to the show together, just them?

Fat-forward to the evening and standing in another line (to get into Paley now), here we are, excited for more Terry :-)

We had to suffer through 2 hours of Scandal before panel began (I won’t go into details, but I am very happy I stopped watching the show and only follow through Tumblr to keep up with cute Olitz moments)…

We had a good seat (1st row!) but kind of to the side. I wish we were a bit more central, though it was still a bit surreal to sit SO CLOSE to them :)

I liked the panel, that everyone got to talk a little bit, and I thought the moderator did a good job preparing. I wish Tony/Kerry talked more, and the panel was longer. But they had to go live tweet and I bet they (especially T&K) were exhausted after this CRAZY week of promoting the finale, so I am glad we got to listen to them for as long as they could stay!

We finished the evening with more friends and sharing our impressions and views on the show that we don’t watch, HA. 

My absolute favorite picture (check @daragoldfitz‘s blog her her awesome pictures!!) is from the morning, here it is :-)