we dont even wanna talk about how many times i had to change the color on this

ice cream man answers

(you guys sent in so many asks im posting all my answers to the ones you asked at once, so i dont take up your whole dashboard.)

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?
not sure about brands, but i tried pop rocks and they changed everything i knew about reality and what food is

peach: how do you relax?
sometimes i fight nazis. thats a nice way to vent steam. petting dogs or cats or birds or literally any other animal is a winner every time. making food is a good because its constructive and at the end i get food. sometimes steve and i go running. but not early in the morning because mornings are terrible.

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?
i dont wear much makeup but pepper breaks out some sephora stuff when we have to go on tv? i like OPI nail polish.

birthday cake: favorite books?
i recently read and loved the harry potter books. im a hufflepuff, just so you know. 
(Mod Hell loves the Dresden Files, pretty much everything by David Webber or Robin McKinley or Tamora Pierce)

french vanilla: how old are you?
buddy, i dont fuckin know anymore. a little under 100, by the books, but how the heck am i supposed to count the cryofreze?

(Mod Hell: I regularly forget my own age, but I’m pretty sure I’m 24)

fudge: turn offs?
nazis. really not into nazis. 

chocolate: when was your first kiss?
i was…7, probably. grade school sometime. me and stevie saved this girl mary from a real jerk of a bully and she kissed both of us, one right after the other. sent stevie straight into an asthma attack, poor kid. but she was both of our first kisses.

neapolitan: things that stress you out?
public speaking. steve inside any aircraft. trains. not having any weaponry. bad hair days.

bubblegum: books or movies?
totally depends om my mood. movies, maybe, because they can be more of a group activity, but dont require a ton of social interaction.and the novelty of being able to watch films in your own home hasnt quite worn off.  but i do like to read a lot.

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?
my beach experiences involve either a lot of 1. storming +fighting nazis or 2. sand in my cool robot arm,  which is not fun. so pools. even though im not buoyant enough to float anymore so i wear swim fins on my left arm.

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?
outdoors, when the weather is right.

moose tracks: favorites for manga? orange sherbet: favorites for anime?
i read fullmetal alchemist.and then watched the anime. all of it. it was really good, although i feel like clint only showed it to me because of the robot arm thing. its the only manga or anime ive experienced so far, but i really liked it!

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?
i love @iguanamouth‘s crazy animals, and i follow a couple knitting blogs, as well as @dailybadjokes, just so i have some really terrible puns to use when nat breaks out her dad jokes.

superman: do you like sweaters?
do i like sweaters. friend, i live in sweaters. i haveta knit em special though so they dont have a left sleeve because otherwise the plates in my arm catch on the knit.

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
yes. the first time steve tried out the vibranium shield he missed the rebound and hit himself in the head with the flat side. he flew a good six feet through the air, knocked himself clean out. it was beautiful. i was crying. howard fell over, he was laughing so hard.

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?
yes. it is how i am alive. 

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?
i have a hard time with this one because im still learning so much about modern music. me and thor like listening to heavy metal, and i like tonys classic rock n’ roll, but im also really fond of the music of the 30s and 40s, the stuff i grew up with. 

praline: a popular book you haven’t read yet?
i havent gotten to game of thrones yet. people keep telling me such and such a character is gonna die, but im not sure how they can have that many dead characters and still have enough people for a book.

(Mod Hell has not, and never will, read Fifty Shades of Grey)

toffee: a card game that you’re good at?
so far, all of them. but rummy is my game, friends. i will kick anyones ass at rummy.

(Mod Hell has an inexplicable affinity for Up the River/Down the River. And Irish Poker, if you wanna count that as a card game)

mango: when and why did you start your blog?
my therapist recommended i write about things that were happening in my life, and mentioned that blogging was a good way to do so. i dont think this was quite what she had in mind, but here we all are, so… anyways, this blog was started on october 10th, 2016.

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?
can i count the entire discography of pink floyd? tony recently introduced me to them and they’re pretty great.

(Mod Hell has been enjoying Down Like Silver’s Wolves, because my taste in music is very very morbid)

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?
this is a hard one. lately i have been enjoying fleurie’s ‘soldier’ because im a cliche sonovabitch 

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

dog. do dogs talk? not sure but if they do i want in.

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?
uhh… silver on the left, none on the right? except for my right pinkie, which is black because thor accidentally set his hammer down on my fingertip. so theres a blood blister there. gross. but they were red last week. me an nat had a nail night. 

(Mod Hell is rocking a matte black and gold french manicure. I’m getting good at those!)

mint: the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?one time me an the howlies were having a night on the town and i drunkenly forgot steve was huge and i tried to pick him up (i mean literally lift him. i wasnt hitting on steve) because i thought he was still tiny.  i failed. steve did not budge at all.  and in the process of trying to regain my balance i overcompensated and fell into the thames. which wouldnt have been so bad if all the howlies and the girls we were with hadnt been right there laughing at me. its probably not the most embarrassing thing ive ever done but its the first that comes to mind.

 (Mod Hell accidentally flashed a lifeguard once, so quickly I was never sure if he actually saw or not. Still super embarrassing.)

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?
yes. all of them. now, please.

(Mod Hell:  chocolate chip: what’s your most popular post? 
If you’re counting this blog, the “new years resolution: 1080p” post got picked up by a couple bigger blogs and is the frontrunner at 21,000+ notes. Original posts at hellenhighwater usually fade out at like 20 notes. So there’s a bit of a gap there.

Mod Hell: black raspberry: do you have any pets?
Oh man yeah. I have two cats, Nimitz and Yamamoto. Nim is small and black and puffy and made primarily of homicidal urges. She is the Terror of the Underbrush; the Reaper and Eater of Souls. Yamamoto is 23 pounds of superbly useless cat. Her favorite activity is slowly petting the stair banister post with her paw. I also have a mated pair of domestic Violet Ringneck doves named Vexation and Vendetta who live in my bedroom, though I’ll be building them an outdoor coop to vacation to in the summer. Vex and Ven are the most wonderful idiots. They live life like it’s a spanish soap opera. Everything is very dramatic and seductive and not in a language I understand.)

anonymous asked:

Do you think Raven could be bisexual? If so, which female do you think she'd date?

jason says she is straight in canon, but if you wanna headcanon her as bisexual you can absolutely do that. in my eyes, raven is bisexual.

there is legit a document on my hard drive that is called “20 perfectly plausible reasons why raven reyes is bisexual: from color coding to cute little flirts” that i have yet to post lol, because the way i read the lines in her characterization pretty much give off those vibes. as for who she would date… i know people ship raven with almost all main characters. but ever since i saw gina on my screen i couldnt stop thinking about how much of a cute couple these two would have made if they were given the chance. no other dynamic that raven had (no matter how long) amused me as much as her interactions with gina did tbh.

to give you some examples. during the scene where macallan (shawn mendes) tries to steal one of the bracelets and raven stops him and says “not so fast”, gina appears from behind the bar and sarcastically adds “i say we float him”, so you have that funny bond from the start. he begs them and asks what they want for it. the girls just look at each other for a second and then gina communicates to raven what raven is basically thinking, which raven then says out loud - “one song”. they read each others minds??? what kind of -? just kidding but. that scene is everything okay. its only one part of the magic that is their short-lived relationship, but that little moment, the silent communication they have, which they manage to make funny too is what i really adore. raven would totally dig a partner that she can be this deadly sarcastic with.

in the same episode we get another scene where gina and raven are involved. when abby appears while macallan sings “add it up”, note that raven is actually working on something, because she keeps herself busy when she is not feeling well. and gina appears again and it’s important to recognized that she only does when she knows she can. she silently slides in the beakers filled with alcohol and gives raven a quick glance, after she overheard the conversation, because she feels that is exactly what abby and especially raven need right now. overall she leaves raven alone because, and that’s how i read the scene when i look at it from her pov (i need to stop this fixation with minor characters btw), she understands that raven needs space. which harkens back to what i said - they have a silent communication going on - but she does come around when she feels that she can help, and that’s significant. also, just thinking about this, i love how careful gina is with raven in a way. she doesn’t ask questions or anything, but reads the situation and thinks of her own way how to handle it. and i think raven actually needs someone around who doesn’t talk at times but will just listen. she would appreciate someone who would just hear her out for once and not expect more of her. and who would be better than gina.

or that time raven wants to tell everyone how she saved sinclair on the ark and gina is the only one who is actually willing to listen to her which elicits a smile from raven!! and makes her ramble. the entire scene, from the rover to the dining hall at mount weather, is spent in the cutest flirt and it makes me feel so many things because how are these two not dating? lmao. the Signs Are There. i was waiting for a scene in which they share a drink and shamelessly flirt tbh.

or that time gina and raven do a bit of teamwork. “gina to raven. come in” gina says through the radio because she needs to tell raven she couldn’t find any launch codes and raven says “go for raven” and later adds that gina should keep looking because she will do the same. i wanted more of this. raven doesn’t hate teamwork. she actually loves getting shit done with other people, and she would have had the greatest fun with gina while working on stuff, cracking codes and rambling about how cool it is to be a mechanic, lets be real.

or when gina desperately speaks to raven through the radio, trying to at least get raven out of mount weather before it’s too late and it blows up, because she knows its too late for her already, but not for raven.

or the way raven tries to go back inside, because she can’t let her people die, including gina, the girl who helped her and sinclair the entire time. but she fails to save her, which results in her greatest breakdown (she takes the chip).

or that time when it’s so clear how much gina’s death affected raven personally (even though we saw so little of that). i know people always talk about how the scene from 3x11 where alie!raven mentions gina in front of bellamy is connected to bellarke, but no one ever talks about when alie!raven says “dont worry, gina was already dead when mount weather blew up” how shes talking about her own emotions too, since 1. raven knew, despite the fact that she wanted to run back inside, that gina was dead. i mean she was there and talking to gina on the radio. and 2. after gina’s death raven sucked it up once again like she always does (until she couldn’t anymore, gave in and fell into ALIE’s hands) and now uses the same things against her friends that she made herself feel. so, in 3x11 during the scene where she mentions gina, its a terrible reminder of the loss that changed raven further. that entire event at mount weather is the reason why raven changed the way she handled herself, both physically and mentally, and gave in. because she failed to save her people.

in that sense, i’m getting this strong feeling of protection from raven, because raven will do anything to protect those she really cares for, and i’d like to think that gina was very high on her list of people she wanted to keep save.

so yes. gina and raven. definitely the relationship (from friends to lovers) i wanted, but never got.

well, this is awkward

a/n: im really sick and stuck at home so i stalked phanfic for another prompt i liked- also i’d like to clarify i didn’t??really want smut to be the main thing here? so i didnt go into detail with it and it’s why i ended it the way i did?? im sorry :(( however! i think i want this to be more than a oneshot? so maybe i’ll actually write smut later. also im in high school and i know nothing about university and how it works. slay me. yeah………….bye (this includes like, two ocs. but they aren’t super important?? also since this is an au, dan is quite a bit younger/shorter) ALSO WTF ARE TITLES??? i literally dunno why i called it this my friend said i shouldve called it fifty shades of phan/teacher’s pet/all these great punny names and i just

warnings: alcohol (again), underage drinking, swearing, and teacher/student relationship oops

prompt: basically “i slept with someone before going to uni only to find out it was my professor”

words: 2312

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He had been through so many awkward experiences in his life, he should honestly be used to it by now. Yet, somehow, Dan always found himself more fucked over by life every time.

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