we don't wanna talk about it

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Band instruments as things I've heard them say
  • Piccolo: .... (I don't think I've ever heard them speak. Thinks they're better than everyone and doesn't talk to other band kids)
  • Flute: guess what 'band director' said about 'piccolo'
  • Oboe: *quietly playing a solo, very concentrated*
  • Bassoon: *squeak*
  • Clarinet: we're gonna play those two notes ff instead of p so it sounds like 'DOOT DOOT' wanna help
  • Bass clarinet: I don't think I play here
  • Alto saxophone: I can fit my whole mouthpiece down my throat I'll show you
  • Tenor saxophone: we either play 4 half notes the entire song...or constant 32nd notes....I don't understand
  • Bari saxophone: so do I do sectionals with the trombones, or...?
  • Trombones: *screams into instrument*
  • Tuba: why am I even here
  • French horn: (secluded, doesn't speak much. Very put together. Know what they're doing)
  • Trumpet: *clearly plays wrong note* that wasn't me
  • Percussion: *screaming* RATCHET SUPREMACY

creativeandinterestingnamehere  asked:

Hi, so I don't know if you're gonna wanna draw this or not but I've had this idea in my head for so long now of Hanzo knowing how to play the violin and every one is just shocked when they learn, and he's like really good???? Like he's been playing since he was rlly little so he's just great at it and everyone's like >:OOOOOOO k imma go byeeee


Sorry, this took so long ‘cause I was on vacation for almost a month!

But I adore this kind of headcanons!

I was talking with my friends about it, and we thought it would be really nice if the moments Hanzo plays his favourite instruments are the ones he’s the happiest!

Relaxed and peaceful Hanzo is what I live for. ( ˘ ³˘)♥

(Oh, in case if you’re wondering what he’s playing. ;^) )

How to Get a Little to Stop Procrastinating:
  • Me: I miss you Daddy.
  • Daddy: I miss you too, are you doing your paper?
  • Me: Kinda...
  • Daddy: hmm?
  • Me: I just wanna color :(
  • Daddy: Color later
  • Me: But... but... Daddy...
  • Daddy: Paper
  • Me: Uggggggggggggggggggggggggg
  • Daddy: Come on now Kitten
  • Me: I so literally just want to not do it.
  • Daddy: No
  • Me: I'm doing it. Just lots of breaks to cry about how much I hate this
  • Daddy: awwww. I'll reward you if you finish it.
  • Me: Oooo what kind of reward?
  • Daddy: New stuffie
  • Me: ... Daddy.... are we being serious here....
  • Daddy: One big enough to cover your bed... maybe
  • Me: Daddy....
  • Daddy: Hm?
  • Me: Don't mess with me here. This is serious business you're talking about
  • Daddy: Maybe not that big. But a stuffie.
  • Me: Well now I have to finish this paper even if it kills me.
  • more than survive: cool opening number yass starring high school sterotypes
  • i love play rehearsal: hot girl isn't so hot when you squint
  • the squip song: gets louder applause than the opening number
  • two-player game: two bros,,, chillin in a bedroom,,,, ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
  • the squip enters: dangit
  • be more chill part 1: so we're not supposed to like him, right?
  • do you want a ride?: help help help we're in high school help help help
  • be more chill part 2: u suck
  • more than survive (reprise): stop being a teenage boy, jeremy
  • a guy that i'd kinda be into: we know who she's talking about, cmon, there's another act
  • upgrade: p0Or MicHaEL :((//(( WweHWHEHG
  • halloween: yo this is the showstopping number of this act
  • do you wanna hang?: help help help we're in high school help help help part 2
  • michael in the bathroom: hAH, U THOUGHT THE APPLAUSE FOR THE SQUIP SONG WAS LOUD, WELL THIS BINCH GETS A STANDING OVATION WHOO
  • the smartphone hour (rich set a fire): ok i lied this is the show stopping number whoops
  • the pitiful children: don't show this to the six five nights at freddy's fans that still exist and lurk in the corners of the internet, they'll rip it apart, spit on it and throw it off a cliff
  • the pants song: actually a rlly good song nice job mr heere ft michael
  • the play: climax starring miChAEL MAKES AN ENTRAAAANCE
  • voices in my head: wait it's over?? whAT NO GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK I WANNA SEE IT AGAIN WAIT WAIT WAIT
The signs as things people have said to me (part II)
  • Aries: oh so you can dangerously climb up that tree in the dark but suddenly I'm not allowed to go down a slide because it's for kids? Fuck you watch me
  • Taurus: okay but if it's not dark yet then is it actually 9pm or is it all just folklore? An old wives' tale if you may.
  • Gemini: so I just basically lied to him like 8 times
  • Cancer: DONT CROSS THE ROAD IF ITS NOT AT A PROPER CROSSING YOU ABSOLUTE MONG WHAT WOULD I TELL YOUR MUM IF YOU DIED ON MY WATCH
  • Leo: I'm sorry for getting lipstick on your jumper. To be fair it's kinda your fault for wearing white
  • Virgo: I'm good at sharing if it's yours but if it's mine stay the fuck away from me bitch
  • Libra: bruv he's sooo into you look at him staring at you oh wait no which one are we talking about?
  • Scorpio: he's a fucking DAD! And he's like 40! Okay yeah I do see the appeal
  • Sagittarius: I just feel like dying for a bit but I don't think there's like any cool stuff in the afterlife (like what) idk like lego
  • Capricorn: so exams? Studying? All that just a myth yeah? We just gonna hang and watch Boy Meets World all day instead?
  • Aquarius: yeah I did have a near death experience. Huh? No I didn't die I was sleeping I think
  • Pisces: just talk to him (about what) just say like... idk wanna get Starbucks sometime? (He works at Starbucks u div) oh... costa?
s/o to multifandom people who get a lot of hate just ‘cause we got a lotto love 💗
What went down in Moana
  • Gramma Tala: imma terrify the s**t out of some little kids
  • Chief Tui: you're a very bad example for my daughter
  • Gramma Tala: ikr
  • Moana: *is cute and helpless, wanders to the ocean*
  • Sea turtle: *is cute and helpless, fails to wander to ocean*
  • Moana: holy s**t birds, don't eat the turtle
  • Birds: fine, whatevs
  • Ocean: thanks for the turtle Moana
  • Moana: no prob
  • Ocean: I am the last waterbender from the southern water tribe, and I—
  • Moana: skip the exposition please
  • Ocean: ok yeah, anyway you helped the turtle and so you're definitely worthy of this incredibly important and dangerous magical artifact
  • Moana: kk cool, imma drop it on the beach
  • Ocean: no come back you little s**t!
  • Gramma Tala: ooh, shiny!
  • Tamatoa: did somebody say shiny?
  • Gramma Tala: not yet Tamatoa, go away
  • Chief Tui: hey Moana, wanna hear a song?
  • Moana: sure, as long as it's during a montage
  • Chief Tui: hey Moana, come and see this big stack of rocks that every chief put here
  • Moana: wait, so every chief we've ever had has placed a rock here?
  • Chief Tui: yeah
  • Moana: and what happens if a future plot point suggests that not every chief lived on this island?
  • Chief Tui: ok, go away now
  • Heihei: *eats an entire f**king rock*
  • Villagers: yo some serious s**t is happening to everything
  • Moana: this is definitely related to the one obscure legend my grandmother told me ten years ago
  • Chief Tui: Moana don't you f**king dare
  • Moana: *f**king dares and also wrecks her boat*
  • Gramma Tala: whatever just happened, blame it on the pig
  • Ocean: no, defs blame it on Moana
  • Moana: what are you doing, Gramma Tala?
  • Gramma Tala: I'm crazy, so go into this cave
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: hey Moana, we were voyagers
  • Moana: thanks Lin-Manuel Miranda!
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: no prob!
  • Moana: hey Gramma Tala, we were voyagers!
  • Gramma Tala: yeah, no s**t
  • Moana: hey Dad, we were voyagers!
  • Chief Tui: f**k you Moana
  • Moana: so how do you explain that stack of rocks
  • Chief Tui: I don't?
  • Gramma Tala: *conveniently dies*
  • Moana: welp, bye
  • Ocean: oh no, not you little s**t again
  • Moana: f**k you ocean
  • Ocean: here have a big f**king thunderstorm
  • Moana: *wrecks her boat, again*
  • Moana: fish pee in you, all day
  • Ocean: bacteria s**t in your mouth, all day
  • Maui: A boat!
  • Moana: holy s**t who are you?
  • Maui: I'm glad you asked because I wrote a song about that
  • Moana: I don't f**king care
  • Maui: well, I'm stealing your boat
  • Moana: does that boat even work? I wrecked it
  • Maui: idk, bye now
  • Ocean: *puts Moana on the boat*
  • Moana: you wanna come on my quest
  • Maui: no
  • Moana: please
  • Maui: ok fine
  • Kakamora: *attack*
  • Ocean: *smashes Kakamora boats together*
  • Moana: that was convenient
  • Ocean: ikr
  • Maui: you wanna get my fishhook
  • Moana: oh hell yes
  • Maui: here's a cliff, don't climb it
  • Moana: *climbs it, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a thousand foot drop to the realm of monsters, don't jump off it
  • Moana: *jumps off it, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a giant carnivorous plant, don't jump in its mouth
  • Moana: *jumps in its mouth, doesn't die*
  • Maui: here's a terrifying sloth monster, don't antagonize it
  • Moana: *antagonizes it, doesn't die*
  • Tamatoa: HEY GUYS
  • Moana: do you wanna talk about yourself?
  • Tamatoa: ok let's begin with the fact that I'm a fabulous shiny shimmering cinnamon roll
  • Maui: you're really not all that great
  • Tamatoa: m*********er I sparkle with the light of a million stars
  • Maui: my bragging song is better than yours
  • Tamatoa: I don't care because I'm f**kin beautiful
  • Maui: Tamatoa x Reader fanfiction exists and it's terrifying
  • Tamatoa: HOLY S**T WHAT?!
  • Maui: ok he's distracted, imma stealin my hook
  • Tamatoa: WHY WOULD ANYBODY WRITE THAT?!
  • Moana: ok, we got out of there
  • Maui: you should have died at least twenty times in there
  • Moana: ikr
  • Maui: my hook's not working btw
  • Moana: only an act of true love can repair a broken hook
  • Maui: nope, got it!
  • Moana: ok nevermind, wrong movie
  • Maui: so here's a lava monster, let's fight it
  • Te Kā: *throws fire, breaks Maui's hook*
  • Moana: only an act of true love can repair—
  • Maui: forget it, bye now
  • Gramma Tala: hey Moana, here's some important advice for you
  • Moana: thanks, I'm going to fight the lava monster now
  • Gramma Tala: wait, what? that's just stupid
  • Moana: and you shouldn't be giving me advice on how to stay alive if you can't even manage that yourself
  • Gramma Tala: bye now
  • Moana: *goes to fight Te Kā*
  • Maui: hey I'm still here
  • Moana: good 'cause imma die out here
  • Maui: go find Te Fiti
  • Moana: Te Fiti isn't here
  • Te Kā: YES I AM
  • Moana: oh hey that's convenient
  • Ocean: *moseses*
  • Moana: *does an epic walk*
  • Te Kā: *does a frantic monster crawl*
  • Moana: *keeps walking*
  • Te Kā: *doesn't kill Moana for some reason*
  • Moana: here's your heart back
  • *everything is magically fixed*
  • Maui: hey Te Fiti, sorry for f**king up all the s**t
  • Te Fiti: I could smite the ever-loving s**t out of you rn
  • Maui: please don't
  • Te Fiti: fine
  • Moana: imma go home now
  • Maui: so we're getting a sequel, right?
  • Moana: nope, they're making a second Frozen
  • ROLL CREDITS

fame💄 trixie🎀 pearl😴😴 then there’s that☝️ol tired💤ass long horsefaced violet🐴 them 4️⃣ just wear my nerves😡😤 OUT they don't🙅✖️ know shit💩about performing💃🏼🕺🏻 all they wanna do is talk💬🗣and walk👯‍♂️🚶🏼 they ass🍑 in their fucking heels👠👡👢 and that’s ❌🚫NOT DRAG🚫❌‼️ i don't🙅like shit💩 about them young🚼👶🏻 hoes👧🏻 ❌not❌ the air🌫💨they breathe🌬 ❌not❌ they boney☠️ ass slim up⬆️and down⬇️↕️ pole bodies🚹 i would love❤️to send👉 all of them bitches💁home🏚💼in 1️⃣ wop👏 especially violet🐎 where ya panties👙 girl?🤔🤷‍♀️ we don't😷wanna see👀🙈that barbie👱🏻‍♀️👸🏼doll mannequin 👬 pussy 🐱 cover 😣✋️that ass🍑 🆙 panties,👙 bitch🐴😡❗️

Ryan Ross X Brendon Urie
  • <p> <b>Ryan:</b> Yeah, Brendon? He's my boy, always will be. I don't wanna talk about Ryden, if it was real or not, let's just keep it in the past. I'm alright.<p/><b>Brendon:</b> Ryan Ross? Pffff! Who that mothafucka? I don't know him, never heard of him, we were never in love, because he doesn't exist. Ryden? The fuck is Ryden? The fuck is milk fic? I'm married did you know that? Hey, check out my high note.<p/></p>

Due to the increase of “klance is canon,” can we [klance shippers] agree that we won’t get angry or bitter if Voltron s4 doesn’t grant us the klance content that is hoped for? (Let’s try not have a repeat of that insane klance shipper). So. Just. Enjoy. The. Show?

so you’re telling me eva mohn doesn’t get a follow up on her self discovery, vilde hellerud doesn’t get to talk about her family and struggles (and her casual racism and ableism tbqh), chris berg doesn’t get to possess more than one (1) personality trait (=which is FUNNY btw), and sana bakkoush doesn’t get to address the microaggressions, misconceptions and/or islamophobia against her even within her own friend group…

but we get to ,,,wrap up,,, noorhelm but NOT in a garbage bag… okay

anonymous asked:

favorite bts lyrics?

  • angry? hungry? yes i’m hangry
  • abcdefgh hakuna matata
  • domain dopeman.com
  • i don’t give a shit i don’t give a fuck
  • i’ll pop my pimple
  • please call me i’ll buy you food
  • your face is fresh like a salad
  • i’m a whale
  • if time is a stock called you i would invest
  • irumeun jungkook
  • adios middle school
  • you don’t need your airplane mode
  • she’s my religion so i can call her she-sus
  • i wanna get jam time
  • stop playing hard to get before i kick you in the butt
  • hey crow tits
  • you were even born with sexy brain wrinkles
  • smooth like a snake 
  • yo my genie lamborghini be my teenie weenie mini

and my absolute favorite

  • as you know, my voice will turn you on, whether it’s a guy or girl, my tongue will make you come
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Shower Part 1: i am

2016

Prayer request

So there’s a very good chance that the mass in my dad’s esophagus is cancer, but nothing’s been finalized yet. I really need some prayers for him and my family.

(Also if you know me irl and like know my parents don’t talk to your parents or anyone else… we don’t want to worry people and he’ll tell them himself if he needs to.)

Ok I really wanna talk about my experience meeting Shea Couleè yesterday. So we got to her booth and we waited about 3 hours because she had to do a panel. She was genuinely upset that she had to leave everyone who was waiting to go to the panel. It’s like she didn’t expect us to wait for her. Everyone at her booth was so fucking nice and took care of us. Kenzie Couleè was an absolute angel and actually stopped to talk to me and my friend for a few minutes as she checked on everyone in the line and she actually watched my stuff for me when it was my turn to meet Shea. Dan was the nicest man I have ever met and I want him to be my boyfriend even though I’m a lesbian is that ok I don’t know??? When it was my turn to go into the private room to meet Shea, Dan held open the curtain for me and called me gorgeous. I also heard him telling everyone who went in to meet Shea before me thank you and that he was sorry we had to wait even though it wasn’t his fault! I got into the room and Shea was sitting there she greeted me, got up and hugged me. She asked my name and as she signed my print I tried to tell her about how much her and Sasha representing lesbians on the show meant to me and I lost it at that point. I could barely speak because I was crying and she comforted me the entire time. She said thank you so much for saying that, she said it meant a lot to her to hear that. I told her that I probably sound really stupid right now and she got so defensive and said it’s not stupid and that she loves it because it was just her and Sasha expressing their genuine love for each other on the show!!! Before we took our pictures I said now I’m a mess for my pictures and she fucking said come here and patted my tears away. I told her this is going to make me cry even more and she laughed. We took our picture and I thanked her and hugged her goodbye. Then I left the private room and cried even more. So long story short I love Shea Couleè so much I’m gonna go die now!!!