we don't have that in baseball

anonymous asked:

Fellow thugs. The annual Arkham vs. Blackgate baseball game is approaching, and it's very important for us to remember NO MATTER WHAT WE HAVE TO LET THEM WIN. We don't win. They win! I can't believe I have to remind you after all these years and all the bloodshed. #OnlyInGotham #PSA #IfBossesAintHappyAintNobodyHappy

Things that confuse me in Fallout 4:

  • you can heal Nick Valentine…with a stimpack??
  • burnt and ruined books, empty lunchboxes and napkins somehow don’t count as “Junk” but functional circuit boards, biometric scanners and distress pulsers do
  • How the Institute hasn’t found the Railroad HQ yet, considering there is a massive red line leading directly to a location that has their fucking logo painted on the outside wall
  • the password is  R-A-I-L-R-O-A-D ffs how has nobody besides some random dude from a vault figured this out before
  • how did Ironsides get on that ship. also where did he get that sweet hat
  • Diamond City people remember what Halloween and Christmas is, but have forgotten how baseball works despite living in an old baseball stadium
  • how can the Bobrovs have a Russian accent when nobody’s had contact with Russia in 200+ years? same for Cait’s Irish accent or Proctor Quinlain’s british
  • “yes I’m sure this 200 year old irradiated canned slop is still good to eat”
when your town's urban legends kinda suck
  • Rebellious Teen: My dad used to tell me this legend about a guy from around these parts who wore a pig-mask and was always carrying a baseball bat. He said that if you saw him, he would give you two riddles. If you got one right, he'd whack you with his bat and chase you off. If you got both right, he'd give you anything you desire. And if you get both wrong, well, you'd become a part of his mask.
  • Lethargic Teen: Wow, so was he like magical?
  • Rebellious Teen: I don't know.
  • Lethargic Teen: I mean, he could give you anything you desire so he has to be kinda magical.
  • Rebellious Teen: That's pretty much implied.
  • Lethargic Teen: Then why'd you say you don't know?
  • Rebellious Teen: I don't know.
  • Lethargic Teen: Also, does making you a part of his mask mean that he like shrinks you down so you're a very tiny person and he tapes you to the mask? Or is it more grisly in that he kills you and takes a patch of your skin to be a part of his mask?
  • Rebellious Teen: I don't know. We didn't come out here to talk about the logistics of this dude. We're here to see if he's real.
  • Lethargic Teen: *yawns* But, he's probably not real.
  • Rebellious Teen: Ugh! I know he's probably not real, but it's creepy and fun to think he is. Have you ever heard of fun?
  • Lethargic Teen: If I wanted to have creepy fun, I'd be at home playing Resident Evil which I much prefer to standing out here in these smelly woods.
  • Rebellious Teen: Can you chill for like two seconds and maybe enjoy your time out instead of being so damn pedantic?
  • Lethargic Teen: I don't even know what pedantic means. I'm legitimately too dumb to know.
  • *sound of footsteps on grass*
  • Rebellious Teen: Shit! Hide! *pushes lethargic teen beneath the bushes and peaks out to see who's coming*
  • Lethargic Teen: It sucks down here.
  • Rebellious Teen: *whispering* Shut the fuck up.
  • Lethargic Teen: You have a fat ass. Have we known each other for long enough that I can casually call your ass fat in a non-sexual way. Because you have a really fat ass and I'm only just noticing now.
  • Rebellious Teen: If you don't shut the fuck up right now, I'm going to literally choke you to death. But thanks. My ass is fat.
  • Pig-Mask: *walks by dragging a baseball bat attached to a leash behind him*
  • Rebellious Teen: Oh, fuck. He's real.
  • Lethargic Teen: It's probably just some guy dressed like him.
  • Rebellious Teen: I'm going to confront him!
  • Lethargic Teen: You're gonna get killed maybe. I don't know.
  • Rebellious Teen: *hops out of the bushes* Hey, pig-mask!
  • Pig-Mask: *slightly glances behind him* ...Oh, bother.
  • Rebellious Teen: I know all about you. So... uhh...
  • Pig-Mask: Can we just get this over with. I want to go home.
  • Rebellious Teen: Uhm.
  • Lethargic Teen: *crawls out of the bushes*
  • Rebellious Teen: What do I do?
  • Lethargic Teen: Iunno. You're the one who knows the legend.
  • Rebellious Teen: Yeah, but the legend doesn't really say how you're supposed to go about confronting the guy.
  • Pig-Mask: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to ask you guys two questions.
  • Lethargic Teen: Two questions each?
  • Pig-Mask: I'm really tired so you guys can share two. One for each of you.
  • Rebellious Teen: I'm fucking fired-up! Shoot those damn riddles at me! I don't care! I'm not afraid of you!
  • Pig-Mask: Please don't yetll. Here is my first riddle: Who is the uhh... what is... uhm... what day is it?
  • Lethargic Teen: Wednesday.
  • Pig-Mask: Hmm... is that right? *looks down at baseball bat* Is today Wednesday?
  • Baseball Bat: *wan* *wan*!
  • Pig-Mask: Yeah, today's Wednesday. Congratulations you got it right.
  • Lethargic Teen: That wasn't a riddle.
  • Rebellious Teen: Seriously, that was just a super easy question.
  • Pig-Mask: Oh, bother... I guess your second test will have to be a riddle. Oh, bother. Let me get out my riddle book. *digs in his pants* Bother, bother, bother, bother... here we go.
  • Pig-Mask: *opens his tiny book* Okay, so... this one's not good. This one is kind of racist. I don't think this one is in English. Whatever. *tosses book* Here is your second riddle. What day is it?
  • Rebellious Teen: You asked that already!
  • Pig-Mask: Yeah, I did. Sorry... I guess. *sighs*
  • Lethargic Teen: *yawn* This guys sucks.
  • Rebellious Teen: Yeah, dude! You really fucking suck!
  • Pig-Mask: Sorry, my dad was a lot cooler. I have depression and anxiety and stuff. I haven't really been in any sort of mood recently, y'know. Feels like nothing even matters anymore.
  • Rebellious Teen: It really was a waste of time coming out here. Come on. Let's go home.
  • Lethargic Teen: Finally, can you carry me there?
  • Rebellious Teen: Sure, hop in my arms.
  • Lethargic Teen: *hops on up and smooches rebellious teen right on the cheeks* I'm going to pass out in your arms now. *goes limp*
  • Rebellious Teen: Goddamn, you're heavy. Why did I agree to do this? *waddles away*
  • Pig-Mask: Ah, their relationship is so wholesome. I wonder what it feels like to carry another human?
  • Baseball Bat: *wan* *wan*!
  • Pig-Mask: No, like a living human. Also, since when can you bark like a dog and stuff.
  • Baseball Bat: *gone*
  • Pig-Mask: Oh, you weren't real. *cocks head to the side* I wonder where I got this leash from? Just another of the mysteries of the world, I guess.
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Finchel AU: inspired by the movie ‘Never been kissed’ 
↳ Rachel is a journalist who goes undercover as a 17-year old student in her old high school. Unfortunately she didn’t count on falling in love with her teacher, who doesn’t know she’s not actually his student. 

Operation supercorp pt4
  • Maggie: so is this ok
  • Alex: no but as long as you don't make me eat anything vegan for a week I am in
  • Maggie: thank you babe, you are the best
  • Alex: I know now how do we get those two idiots to go to a ball game
  • Later that week
  • Kara: see this isn't that bad Lena it's fun
  • Lena: I guess not, but maybe it's just the company
  • Kara: aww * hugs Lena*
  • Lena: so did your home town have a baseball team
  • Kara: no it was a small town
  • Kiss cam comes on making its way around
  • Winn hacks kiss cam and lands it on Kara and Lena
  • Kara: * kisses Lena's cheek and smiles*
  • Lena: *stutters about like a drowning pig*
  • Operation supercorp
  • Winn: those idiots those complete idiots
  • James: this is hopeless isn't it
  • Maggie: no we will not give up
  • Alex: we started this and we will finish this
  • M'gann: *in the back ground face palming*
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Stay-Jonah Marais

Summary: You and Jonah had been best friends since high school. You used to do everything together, but one summer, that all changed. Now, you’re stuck at a party with no one else to call but your old best friend and next door neighbor, Jonah. Will the events of one night bring you closer together, or will nothing change at all?

♥ ♥ ♥

“Have you seen Jess?” you ask a tall boy from a neighboring school that you had seen with your best friend earlier. “No. I think she’s upstairs.” he answered and went back to his game of beer pong.

“Okay, thanks” you mumbled before making your rounds through the crowded living room. Currently you were at a party that a few of your friends were throwing in honor of you last year of high school.

The party was only supposed to be seniors from your small Minnesota high school but as always, the party got out of hand very fast Jessica, your best friend, was nowhere to be found but you desperately needed a ride home.

Grabbing your phone, you sat down on the couch to stop the world from spinning before looking at your illuminated screen. The brightness made the throbbing in your hear more prominent as you scrolled through your contacts.

“Can’t call him, she’s wasted, definitely not him.” you said quietly to yourself, realizing that most of your contacts were at the party anyway and you definitely were not going home with someone who was drinking behind the wheel.

This was a problem since you seemed to be the only one who wanted to get the hell out of here. When you started running out of ideas, the name of your next door neighbor Jonah popped up .

“Of course.” you thought to yourself. Jonah had never been a partier, he’d been too focused on baseball through out high school instead. Your thumb hovered over his contact and you hesitated before opening it.

You’d known Jonah your whole life and you were best friends until the summer of sophomore year. Your moms met in the hospital and became close, bonding over their children who were born just hours apart.

When they found out that they lived right next to each other, their friendship grew stronger and spread to the two of you. When you and Jonah were younger you spent so much time together that you fought like a real brother and sister.

You shared kindergarten memories and embarrassing middle school stories but for some reason high school changed you and you and Jonah went your separate ways.

Of course you still saw him. After all, you went to the same high school and he came over all the time for dinner, but you just weren’t close like you used to be. Smiling to yourself at these old memories, you began to call Jonah.

After the third ring, his raspy voice greeted you on the other end of the line. “Hello?” he said and he sounded like he’d just woken up. “Hey Jonah, it’s (Y/N)…” you spoke slowly, trying not to slur your words.

“I thought so. Hi?” he questioned and you were debating whether or not to hang up. What if calling him was a huge mistake? “I’m sorry to call you out of the blue and I’m sorry that I woke you up,” you began.

“But I’m at a party and I’m pretty drunk and I didn’t know who else to call. If you can’t come, I-” “Where are you?” he cut you off. “Jessica’s house.” you answered quickly. “Jessica Holland?” you heard a car door in the background.

“Yeah.” you answered, trying to speak above the loud music and people. “I’m on my way.” he said just before hanging up. You clutched your phone to your chest and sighed with relief. You really owed Jonah for this. 

He had always been a good person but this, coming to pick you up at one in the morning with no questions asked, after not speaking in three years…This was past that and you couldn’t help but smile at his gesture.

•••••

After a little while, you made your way outside, the cool air on your face helping you to sober up just a little bit as you waited for Jonah. About ten minutes later, Jonah pulled up in the driveway.

“You ready to go?” he asked as he held the passenger door open for you. You nodded slowly, any harsh movements would surely cause all of the alcohol you’d consumed in the past few hours to come back up.

With one hand on the seat and one on the door handle you lowered yourself into his car and leaned the seat back a little. “Thanks so much for this.” you said, trying your best to keep your eyes open.

“Yeah. Of course. Do you still like Ed Sheeran?” he asked, turning up the volume a bit to reveal the song Thinking Out Loud playing on the radio. “Yeah I do!” you drunkenly exclaimed as you sang along to the lyrics.

“WE FOUND LOVE RIGHT WHERE WE ARE!!!!” you yelled and Jonah laughed as he joined in with some harmonies. “So how was the party?” he asked after the song was over.

“It was good. For about two minutes. And then it got crazy.” you said, explaining to him how within two hours, most people were blacked out and those who could still do keg stands were toppling over each other in line.

“Jeez.” was all he had to say about that and you turned to look out the window at the stars. “Remember in eighth grade when you came over for that meteor shower?” you asked, the memory fresh in your mind as if it were yesterday.

“Yes! And how we “camped” up on the roof.” he used quotes on the word camping since it was really just you two spending a couple hours on the outside until you got cold and retreated back inside.

“Those were the days.” you said as Jonah turned a smooth corner, bringing you back into your shared neighborhood. “Yeah.” he said as the car came to a stop outside of your house.

You unbuckled and reached for the door but your dizziness stopped you and Jonah hurried out to help you. “Whoa, easy.” he said. Grabbing your hand, he pulled you from the car, steadying you with a hand on your hip.

His touch sent a spark through your hip and you swallowed hard. You didn’t know if it was the booze or you missing Jonah going through puberty but looking at him now, you realized how good looking he really was.

“Thank you. You can come inside if you want.” you said as he wrapped an arm over your shoulder to guide you. “What about your parents?” he asked cautiously but didn’t let go of you.

“They’re in Minneapolis for the weekend visiting my grandparents.” you said as you fumbled with the house key. “Here, let me do it.” he instructed and you handed them over.

In seconds the door was open and you felt stupid for not being able to do it yourself. “How about I go to the kitchen and get you some water and you go upstairs and get changed okay?” he asked and you nodded.

The stairs were a hassle but you made it to your room and changed into a pair of pajamas by the time Jonah came back, water in hand. “Here you go.” he said and you settled yourself in bed before taking the glass from him.

“I should probably get going.” he said after a moment of silence and you almost let him, almost. “Wait,” you said before he reached the hall. “Can you just stay with me please? At least for a little while?” his eyes searched yours.

“Yeah sure.” he said and awkwardly sat down, adjusting himself so he was lying on his back facing the ceiling. “Why did we stop being friends?” you asked. Being around him felt so right and you wondered how you could ever give that up.

“I don’t know I guess we just grew apart. I was focused on baseball and you were focused on other things.” he said softly and you hoped he couldn’t notice you staring at him as he closed his eyes.

“Yeah I wished things could have been different.” you admitted, shutting your eyes too. “What do you mean by that?” he turned to face you now, but you didn’t hear him. You were already asleep…

♥ ♥ ♥

Author’s Note: Sorry for the cliff hanger buuuuut I can always write a part two if you guys really want it!! 

Have no idea what this is, was in my drafts
  • Lydia: seriously stiles you need to put that baseball bat in the junk
  • Stiles: Lydia how dare u, this baseball bat has stayed with me through everything when we were teenagers. Like hello did u see me use this bat I was the fucking bomb
  • Lydia: *rolls eyes* Stiles that was like nearly ten years ago you don't even play baseball
  • Stiles: *Shouts from the other room* IM STILL KEEPING IT LYDIA STILINSKI!

littlethingsbigpicture  asked:

Psssst! Tracer, Sombra and Pharah for the classic "oh crap I went to this baseball game and I'm sitting by this really beautiful woman and I thought things couldn't get any worse but now the kiss cam is on us and we don't even know each other!" Does the overwatch world have baseball? Ima just say it has baseball. They/Them reader please! So everyone can read! Thank you!

AHHH THIS REQUEST I swoon~ 😍 I’m gonna have a lot of fun writing this and I hope you like it too! Two of my best girls in this request (Hugs and Kisses From Mod Lottie y'all 💕)
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💛Tracer💛:

(A/N: I’m leaving Mercy’s date ambiguous because there are some hardcore shippers out there)

A good ol’ fashioned game of baseball is a nice way to blow off some steam on the weekend. You look around the full stadium and smile; there’s something about a crowd of fans watching a concert, or in this case, a sports game that fills you up with positive energy and straight up good vibes. You were near the end of one of the rows, the few seats beside you were empty so you thought maybe no one would sit there.

Boy were you wrong.

A couple moments later you saw a girl and two other people, a couple from what it seemed, taking the previously empty seats. Your eyes immediately locked onto the short haired brunette.

‘Oh no, she’s cute!’ You thought to yourself. You tried to look away before she made eye contact but as you looked away she saw you and smiled. You looked back and smiled with a small wave. ‘Oh my god I hope I didn’t smile weird. Is my smile weird? Please lord tell me I don’t have a weird smile.’

She walked right towards you and took the seat right next to you. She leaned towards the blonde sitting next to her and said, “It’s nice to get outside of the office sometimes! Don’t you think? Nice people here too.”

The blonde responded but you couldn’t hear what she said, you were trying to figure out if she was referring to you as the 'nice people’. You snapped out of your thoughts by the girl’s voice.

“I heard there’s a kiss cam for this game! Maybe you two can show the stadium how into each other you are, and maybe I’ll get to kiss a cutie” She giggled. You knew there was no one else she’d be able to kiss other than you unless she was hitting on her friend in front of her date. You blushed at the thought of kissing this beautiful stranger but locked your sight on the game, taking all of your willpower not to look over.

The game was enough to distract you after you calmed down. You were so consumed in it that you totally forgot about your nervousness until the dreaded kiss cam showed up. Your breathing started to become a little shallow as you saw people on the camera. You were surprised when it landed on the girls friends, the ones who were on a date. You laughed a little, feeling a bit of familiarity seeing them on the big screen. You felt a tap on your shoulder and looked to see the brunette grinning at you.

“Whaddaya say we steal the show from em’ love birds huh?” She said with a bit if a blush. Before you could process what she said, she held your face delicately in her hands and gave you a soft, sweet kiss. You were shocked at first but soon you got into the rhythm of it and closed your eyes, letting yourself enjoy the moment.

Still in the girls embrace, you looked up at the screen and realized you did in fact steal the kiss cam from her friends. You laughed blissfully as you looked up at the screen. She leaned in and whispered her name in your ear.

Lena.

You grabbed your bag, pulled out a pen, and wrote on Lena’s arm.

She looked at her arm and smiled. On her arm was your name, number, and a heart to top it off.

“You’re a great kisser (Y/n).”

💜Sombra💜:

Ok this was super weird? You could’ve sworn that when you got your tickets that you and your friends would all be sitting together. How did you end up in the VIP section with this gorgeous woman beside you? You had insisted with the ticket masters that this wasn’t your seat but here you were anyway. You looked over at the girl and watched her as she typed away at her hovering key pad with one hand and took a sip of her drink she held in her other hand. There was something so alluring about her. Maybe it was her mysterious yet carefree aura? Maybe it was her pretty round eyes or her soft looking skin? Maybe it was that knowing smirk of hers– wait why is she smirking like that?

“You enjoying the game or the view?” She laughs, her eyes not leaving whatever it was she was doing. You whipped your head the other way, totally embarrassed that you were staring.

“I’m so sorry!” You uttered, shutting your eyes as you cringed slightly. She chuckled lightly which caused you to look her way again and met her light yet captivating gaze.

“Don’t apologize. I would be lying if I said I didn’t sneak a couple glances your way while you weren’t looking. Now we’re even, and I’m glad I seem to catch your attention as much as you do mine.” She leaned more towards you now with that flirtatious look on her face. You didn’t really know how to handle that so you just started to chug your drink as if it was going to wash away your flustered state.

“Heh, someone sure is thirsty.”

You almost choked as you heard her say that. You almost died from what you saw next.

Up on the big screen was the kiss cam and, of course, you saw your bewildered expression and the woman’s smug one.

“Oh my, didn’t see that coming.” The tone in her voice suggested otherwise. She used her finger to gently move your head to face her. Pulling you towards her, she laid a gentle kiss on your lips that felt like it lasted an eternity and yet felt like it ended too soon at the same time.

After you gained your composure back, she stood up and looked like she was about to leave. You looked up at her in confusion, which made her look at you like you were a cute little puppy that had grown attached to her.

“I’d love to stay with you but I have some other things to attend to. The name is Sombra by the way, and don’t worry, we’ll be seeing each other a lot after this.” She walked towards the exit of the VIP booth and gave you one final wave and a little wink.

“I’ll keep in touch!”

And with that she was gone, and you desperately wanted to find out more about her and how she would even be able to contact you since you didn’t exchange info with her. As you looked down at your phone, you saw a bunch of missed calls and texts in all caps from your friends and one from an unknown number.

'See you soon~’

((I’ll add Pharah’s later, I’m having massive writers block for her part. Hope you enjoy these two for now!))

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The 1989 Tour + Long Live (12/12/16)

“We are the kings and the queens,
You traded your baseball cap for a crown.”

toppdogg as conversations i've overheard at my performance&arts school
  • p-goon: "let's join the baseball club; that's a great way to get active" "are you fucking with me?" "it's a baseball club who doesn't love baseball" "ugh you're such a dad"
  • jenissi: "i remember when mr. bingham had the student coffee machine, then wilson fucking broke it" "that was one time" "you still broke it"
  • seogoong: "who would get food at the school store when there's free food right here" "that's for theatre kids only" "so? free food"
  • gohn: "but you know when she sings the song and goes 'eeee' on the second verse yeah i want to go 'eeee' on the first verse too" "you want to hit a high note?" "oh yeah a high note"
  • hojoon: "i wore no makeup today so i can cry with ease" "kimmi that's so deep" "i know"
  • kidoh: "i want to dj for lunch this friday" "why? no one likes your music" "i think they will i have really great stuff they can listen to, man" "if you play your fucking summer mixtape-" "i will" "i'm going to report you to ms. norman"
  • sangdo: *someone playing amazing grace on the saxophone in the hallway* "do you hear that?" "wow i've been cleansed of all stress" "it's only second period" "i've been cleansed john"
  • nakta: "but no you don't get it, like this art piece explores the joy we get from skateboarding but like it's eerie because we're skateboarding on a baby which is new life and we're destroying that new life with our joy" "you just want to paint a fucking baby" "yeah and i want to paint a baby"
  • hansol: "ugh the straights are taking over the school; i can't believe they made a baseball club. who fucking plays baseball" "i played baseball-" "ugh was i asking you"
  • b-joo: "my mom says that if i just keep drinking protein shakes i don't have to exercise" "your mom's a liar" "mY MOM WOULD NEVER LIE TO ME"
  • xero: "dude i'm so ready to fail this" "what why do you want to fail" "it's called reverse psychology; you gotta psyche yourself out to win" "you just didn't study" "i didn't study"
  • a-tom: "sometimes you just want to make art about tits, everyone loves tits, tits are so cool" "but what's your real concept?" "let me draw the titty, dude"
  • yano: *loud af curses coming from one end of the hallway during break* "HOLY FUCK DUDE" "noooo" "what's that about" "either there's a fight or someone just destroyed something" "hey did you see that some freshman knocked over adom's sculpture"
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OH MY GOOD FUCK LOOK AT THAT T-REX WITH THE ILL FITTING T-SHIRT AND BASEBALL CAP

THAT MAD SCIENTIST WITH THE SKULL MASK, THE LUCHADOR SHARK, THE SKELLYS, THAT CUTE LADY IN THE DEVIL COSTUME!

Honestly fuck Sun & Moon, YW3 has me by the balls now. We even have a Colonel Sanders Yokai that looks like Hungramps that appeared in the other leaks!

Also Mulder and Scully from X-Files are in the game as well…

OKAY

Modern Baseball sentence starters
  • "I'm the best friend you have in this town, or at least you tell me that."
  • "I must be the under-the-carpet, dirty little secret you wish you never had."
  • "You're not one of a kind."
  • "Baby, why haven't we kissed yet?"
  • "You're just another girl and I'm just another boy."
  • "I'll try to make you fall for me."
  • "Don't enjoy our time together because it's short."
  • "I am most likely to get lost in those eyes."
  • "We are stuck in lust."
  • "We are way too young for this."
  • "You know, you're right, fuck it let's just give in."
  • "I'm not afraid to say how I feel, even if it's hate."
  • "I'm not gonna wait for rain for me to kiss you."
  • "I'm gonna stay here forever and fucking adore you."
  • "I'm not saying I want you out of my life."
  • "What we got, it will never be gone."
  • "I'll love you forever, hell I've loved you all along."
  • "That girl who's next to me, she's friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty."
  • "I'll win him back again, we'll be lovers, best friends."
  • "He needed more than me."
  • "I couldn’t give a fuck whether you give a fuck or not."
  • "You told this high school story one too many times for me."
  • "You might run, but I won’t hide."
  • "I saw you from the bottom of the stairs before you knew I was coming."
  • "I know that it's quite heartbreaking we won't speak like this again."
  • "You gotta’ lot of nerve complimenting me through choruses and rhyme."
  • "The odds are in my favor."
  • "They just think we are young with broken hearts."
  • "We got it all wrong from the start."
  • "I heard little rumors here and there."
  • "I won’t fucking wait for you to stop lingering."
  • "You’ve got too clingy to this town that you supposedly hate."
  • "I’m just gonna’ go on without you."
  • "If sometimes I get scared, I know that I can look towards you."
  • "I’m gonna get back what I lost."
  • "You make me feel alive."
  • "I will never stop fallin' in love."
  • "I hate having to think about my future."
  • "I'm guilty as charged for leading you on."
  • "Why does everything collapse?"
  • "Do something already. I'm waiting."
  • "I gotta go, I got the worst fucking spins."
  • "You ask if I gotta leave, and I wish that I could say no."
  • "There's no good reason why I should leave your bed tomorrow."
  • "The first time I saw you was in your apartment."
  • "I could not muster the courage to say a single word to you."
  • "I was wondering if, maybe, you wanted to hang out tonight?"
  • "Breaking up never felt so cruel."
  • "Can we act like we never broke each others' hearts?"
  • "I don't know how you felt from the start."
  • "I'm pretty good at feeling sorry for myself."
  • "I know you well enough to hate you now."
  • "It's been three whole years of me thinking about you every day; sometimes for hours, sometimes in passing."
  • "Bullshit, you fucking miss me."
  • "I swear this has got to be the hundredth time I've thought of you tonight."
  • "You weren't the only one who thought of us that way."
  • "I spend most nights awake."
  • "I never thought that I would see the day, where I'd just let you go, let you walk away."
  • "Trying hard not to look like I'm trying that hard."
  • "Not feeling lonely, I just like being alone."
  • "I'm stuck between two good things."
  • "I should have been home an hour ago."
  • "It's a sick, sad sham of a marriage."
  • "Rough time to be a lost soul, I'm sure, but we feel the same."
  • "It's been a lifetime since we spoke last, I have a thousand things to say."
  • "Everything is changing even faster than it was back then."
  • "Do you know that you keep me safe?"
  • "It's not fair. All is wrong, again."
  • "You and I were made to feel this way."
  • "You let go of me once you saw all your friends."
  • "We were young and full of sin. And I too dumb to understand."
  • "I've loved you forever."
  • "I'm too drunk to lie."
  • "So, am I what you needed?"
  • "Say you love me to my face."
  • "Said I loved you to your face, but you just laughed and walked away."
  • "Will you stay with me? Will you sleep here tonight?"
  • "You and I have come such a long way, for us to start again."
  • "I immediately, without question, fell in love with her."
  • "And everything was going so swell, or at least that's what I thought, and then he walked in."
  • "I want nothing to do with you, your being, or anyone around you."
  • "She puts herself on the front lines with no reward and takes care everyone else before herself."
  • "Thinks he takes her for granted but to her surprise, he needs her more than she needs him."
  • "She's all he talks about to his friends."
  • "He acts like it's nothing but we all know the truth."
  • "Hold my hand, hold it tight."
  • "She's not just another face."
  • "It is about time that she acquired someone who knows she's not a fool."
  • "Don’t call me now, I am in bed."
  • "I've sacrificed all chances for street cred."
  • "There's a lot of things I've said before, lots of things you kind of ignored."
  • "Goodbye was not an option."
  • "I told you I loved you at eighteen, but now you're in New York and I'm pushing twenty."
  • "Maybe I'll see you when I get home and we'll avoid all the things we've said."
"Things My Roommates Have Said" Starters Part 2
  • "It's one in the morning! You can't just knock on people's door and ask them if they know some random cat"
  • "But how much do they know about The Great Japanese Professional Baseball Crisis of 2004?"
  • "If there's knocks on the back door always answer with a knife in hand"
  • "When you date tall people they just get all the top shelves to themselves"
  • "You're like my wife, except we don't have sex and have no romantic interest in each other"
  • "Our band is gonna be nothing but silence and the occasional agonizing scream"
  • "MICE SHOT OUT OF MY PRINTER!!"
  • "Vodka gives me useless noodle arms"
  • "Math killed my father"
  • "Bro I saw your dad yesterday"
  • "You see, I'm an asshole, but I'm also a terrible person"
  • "Why are old white people offended by three girls raising a toddler together?"
  • "You went to bed so we turned the living room into a fort"
  • "We're not being haunted, I had gregorian chanter music playing"
  • "I'm not paying for an ambulance, just push me to hospital on a skateboard or something"
  • "I don't think my hair is 'screaming gay' enough yet"
  • "You left your vibrator in the bathroom sink again"

imagine Steve and Bucky doing like renovation work around their neighbourhood bc they want to get to know people, and they’re working for a senior citizen but then they discover it’s someone they knew back in the day. Like maybe it’s little suzie who was 8 years old lived down the street and had the biggest crush on 17 year old Steve Rogers and always said hello to him when he passed her house in the morning and Bucky used to tease him about his little not so secret admirer. And then she’d tell him all about the life she had and her family and the things her kids went on to do and when they leave Steve notices Bucky looking kinda sad and he asks him about it and he tries to brush it off as nothing, but then he’s like “you ever think about what if Stevie? like what if things had worked out differently and we’d gone home and had families and grown old together?” and Steve’s quiet and then he goes “We could still have that Buck. A family. If you want to, we could do it all, buy a house, get a yard, adopt 2 little kids. Boy and girl, boy first so our little girl always has someone looking out for her, put up a treehouse and teach them how to play baseball. The whole 9 yards Buck, we can have that. And we already grew old together…but I’m not going anywhere if you ain’t”

the signs as shit my sister (a virgo) has actually said
  • aries: "These people should have like three statues of me by now, I've saved them so many times. I want statues!"
  • taurus: "I have tiny hands!"
  • gemini: "You have to pay attention or the lizard kills you."
  • cancer: "She's been making tea since the Great Depression, leave her alone."
  • leo: "DO NOT. FUCK. THE DARKSPAWN."
  • virgo: "Animal milk is for babies, nut milk is for grownups."
  • libra: "How deep is too deep?"
  • scorpio: "I don't really have /serious/ intrusive thoughts, because things like murder are things i think about deliberately."
  • sagittarius: "Obi-Wan can force penetrate meeeeeee!"
  • capricorn: "Having noodles without sauce is like having a dick without lube."
  • aquarius: "And then where would we be? Truly and utterly fucked...or not as fucked as we wanted to be."
  • pisces: "There's no looting in baseball!"

Who’s excited for some postseason baseball?!  THIS TWINS FAN, THAT’S WHO!!  WOOT!  

Originally posted by blisteredblue