we did you a party


That’s actually how they first meet/the first time they start talking and Angie always brings this up during arguments to shut Peggy up (insp)


Age: 27

  • CEO of Oda International.
  • Known as the “King of Hell” in the business world for his infamous short temper and authoritarian work ethic towards his employees and business partners.
  • He actually wanted to become an actor but because of his father’s failing health and his older brother Nobuhiro’s illegitimacy, Nobunaga was made the “true” heir of the Oda family. Because of this Nobunaga isn’t fond of his father or half-brother and often has arguments with the both of them.
  • He’s known Mitsuhide since forever as their families are old family friends.
  • Later met Hideyoshi in high school and became fast friends with him and everyone suspected that something was going on between them whether romantic or purely sexual but no one knew for sure. (They dated for quite awhile until Nobunaga’s father found out and put a stop to it but the two remain really close friends to this day)
  • Owns several luxury cars but his absolute favorite is his red Lamborghini. 
  • He can be quite the playboy at times and you’ll frequently find his name in the media often with a picture of a woman on his arm
  • Other than his father and half-brother, his family means the world to him especially his mother and younger siblings Nobuoki and Oichi. The latter of which he’s very overprotective of and he frequently tries (and fails) to quell his sister’s growing feeling for his COO Shibata Katsuie much to Oichi’s displeasure. 
  • Absolutely hates when his father arranges dates for potential marriage candidates. He’ll show up just to be polite and not risk any business relationships but Mitsuhide is usually the one that has to call him with some important fake excuse so Nobunaga can leave without being seen as rude.  
  • He goes through assistants like crazy, one time going through three in the span of a week often firing them for the smallest of reasons. 
  • ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS has to have a bowl of konpeito on his desk to satisfy his immense sugar tooth. Especially if there’s a meeting. He needs a sugar rush often to get through the damn things.
  • Speaking of konpeito, he once fired an assistant for hiding it from him. Even though the poor guy was obeying Nagahide’s instructions. Needless to say Nagahide made sure that the now ex-employee found a decent job. (Nagahide was just looking out so that Nobunaga doesn’t get a cavity like that one certain time in his childhood) 
  • He’s certain that he’ll never find an assistant competent enough until he meets Karina Carter who definitely is determined to prove him wrong. 
Drowning in Regret // Zach Dempsey x Reader

Originally posted by kissingdempsey

Prompt: Can you do an imagine with Zach where him and the reader (girl) get into a fight and she ignores him and goes to Bryces with all the other boys and gets high or drunk, which is totally unlike her, and she gets hurt somehow and Zach takes care of her and they make up, please?❤️ 

“You’re over exaggerating (Y/N)!”

You stared at Zach in disbelief. “Really Zach? Over exaggerating about the fact that one of your girl toys before we dated was all over you at Monty’s party?” 

“She did nothing!” Zach yelled.

“She had her hands all over you and you were just there laughing and going along with it!” You shouted back.

“You’re such a jealous bitch!” 

You were shocked. Although Zach and you were only dating for two months, you thought he would prove himself to not be a player. You gave him a chance after the numerous amounts of times he begged you for a date. You gave him your trust and he insulted you.

Your eyes brimmed with tears. “You’ve gone too far, Dempsey.” 

You didn’t even listen to his call as you quickly dashed out the door and into your car. You texted your best friend. 

Y/N: Where are you? We need to talk

Alex: I’m at Bryce’s with the boys. Whats up? 

Y/N: I’ll head over there rn

You pulled out of Zach’s driveway and headed to Bryce’s mansion. You reached the rich neighborhood and parked your car. You knocked on the door and Bryce answered it a few seconds later. 

“Hey (Y/N), you know Zach’s not-”

“I’m looking for Alex.” 

You walked past him and towards the pool house. You found Alex playing Call of Duty with Montgomery and some other athletes part of Bryce’s posse. He looked up from his game and noticed you. 

“Hey (Y/N), are you okay?” Alex asked concerned. 

You saw the beer bottles on the coffee table. “Bryce, get me a bottle would you?”

Alex stopped his game and stood up. 

“Hey Alex we have a game going on here!” Monty pointed out.

“Shut the fuck up, Monty.” He turned his gaze back to you. “This isn’t like you, are you sure you’re fine?”

You sighed. “I’m tired of worrying. Just let me be for tonight and I’ll be fine.” 

He listened to you and continued his game. After a few bottles, your vision started to blur but you shook it off. You ignored the multiple text messages and calls and saw Justin taking a huff from his bong. 

“Pass it over, Justin.” 

He glanced at the other guys with his eyebrows raised. 

“You heard me, Foley. Pass the fucking bong.”

He gave it up and you inhaled the marijuana. You felt your body relax and your mind clear from the thoughts of Zach until he barged into the room. 

“Where the fuck is my girlfriend?” 

Bryce stood in front of him as you got up.

“Woah, bro chill out.” 

He pushed Bryce aside roughly. “Don’t tell me to fucking chill out.” 

“I don’t like the way you’re talking to me.”

Bryce pushed him back and that’s when Zach lost it. Next thing you know they’re on the ground beating each other to pulp. You walked away from them, tired of their immaturity. As you were walking, you didn’t notice the beer bottle and slipped on it, landing in the pool. You didn’t know how to swim so you were panicking, and your drunken and high state wasn’t helping the situation either. You felt your oxygen levels decreasing until you blacked out.

Zach’s POV

I punched Bryce in the face and pinned him down.

“It’s your fault for letting my girlfriend get drunk and high!”

He tried to swing but I stopped him.

“If it wasn’t for you she wouldn’t even be here!”

“Both of you shut the fuck up! (Y/N) fell in the pool!” Alex screamed and ran outside. 

I jumped off of Bryce immediately and followed Alex. I dove into the pool and grabbed (Y/N). I swam up and swept the hair out of face on her limp, cold body. 

“Wake up, baby.” I shook her and pinched her nose, breathing into her mouth. “Please! Don’t leave me!”

I pressed my hands against her chest and gave her CPR multiple times. By now I was in tears. 

“Zach, maybe we should-”

“Get the fuck away!” I yelled in anger and sadness.

I held her body close to mine and rocked her back and forth. “I’m so sorry, baby girl. This is all my fault. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I love you please don’t leave me.” 

The memories of us ran through my head. The days I asked her on a date. The day she finally said yes. The day I told her I loved her. The day I knew I wanted to marry her. And now today was the day I lost the love of my life. I continued to stroke her face and cried. She suddenly coughed and the water exited her lungs.

Her eyes opened slowly, only to have tears pour out of them. “Zach?” 

I kissed every inch of her face and her lips, holding her hand to my chest. “I thought I lost you! I’m so sorry for everything!”

“Zach, I forgive you. Can we just go home? My clothes are a little damp.”

She smiled weakly. She even had the ability to crack jokes when she almost died. This is who I fell in love with. This is who I would take any bullet for. This girl was worth more than the flings I’ve had in the past. She was my one and only girl I couldn’t be more proud of.


Some WIPs from my little journal For updated versions go here: http://mon-cheri-fob.tumblr.com/post/136980619611/since-everyone-seemed-to-enjoy-the-original-wips



Word count: 4.8k

Genre: smut, angst, fluff

This was a request from @ilovekpopx - I know I told you it would be awhile but my computer is being looked at so I wrote this on my phone. Anyway hope you like it.    

You and Jungkook had been friends since high school. You two met freshman year, having ended up taking every class together that first semester. You thought you were basically meant to be friends.

You were glad you two had become friends because Jungkook had brought such light into your life. He was slightly younger than you so you tended to call him kid, a lot, much to his dismay. You liked being older than him though, you thought of yourself as a big sister, a guardian. Although now you two were in college and he wasn’t so young and innocent anymore.

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You hung the last ornament on the tree and stepped back, admiring your hard work. Normally the Winchesters don’t celebrate Christmas with everyone, but this year you insisted on throwing a holiday party.

“It’s not too late to cancel, you know.” Dean muttered, throwing his arm across your shoulders.

“We’re not canceling.” You insisted. “This will be a nice break.”

“Half the people coming want us dead.” Sam reminded you.

“Exactly. It’ll be a nice break from killing each other.” You shrugged, smiling as you heard the doorbell ring. “I’ll get it.”

You practically leaped out of the family room and dashed over to the door, eager to greet your first guest.

“Merry Christmas!” Charlie screeched, flinging her arms around you in a bone crushing hug.

“Merry Christmas!” You hugged her back, stepping farther into the bunker and inviting her in.

“I’ve been trying to get Sam and Dean to do this for years.” She told you. “How did you do it?”

“I just told them we were having a Christmas party.” You laughed lightly. “There was no choice.”

“That is not very Team Free Will.” Cas popped in with a Christmas sweater, putting air quotes around ‘Team Free Will.’

“Cas!” You grinned, hugging him. “You’re here.”

“Of course I am here. I love Christmas.” Cas told you.

“Me too, Kitten.” Crowley appeared, sending Sam and Dean into a frenzy.

“No, this is where I draw the line.” Dean stood up, walking over to you. “No Crowley and No Rowena.”

“The only reason I’m here is because Fergus threatened me.” Rowena spat, looking over at her son.

“As you can see she’s very loving around the holidays.” Crowley muttered sarcastically.

“Y/N,” You felt a cool hand lightly brush up against your shoulder. “You’re looking lovely tonight.”

“You invited Lucifer?” Sam blurted out. “Satan. You invited Satan to our family Christmas party.”

“I told you I invited everyone.” You crossed your arms. “And everyone is going to get along today.”

“What a peculiar thing you are.” Lucifer looked down at you with admiration.

“Hey,” Dean stepped in between the two of you. “No flirting with her.”

“You’re too old for her.” Crowley snapped.

“So are you.” Lucifer fired back.

“I’m old enough to make it interesting.” Crowley winked at you.

Lucifer wrapped his arm wound your waist, pulling you in and pressing a kiss to your head. “Y/N loves me more.”

“Why don’t we watch a movie?” Charlie suggested.

“Movies are good.” Sam nodded.

“As long as I don’t have to talk to anyone.” Rowena sighed.

“I’ll go get Frozen.” You told everyone, slowly peeling yourself away from Lucifer. As soon as you got out of his grip, he pulled you back and picked you up bridal style, carrying you over to the couch. With the snap of his fingers, Frozen was playing on the TV and soon everyone rushed over to get a good spot on the couch.

“Move, Lucifer, I’m sitting next to Y/N.” Crowley squeezed in between the two of you.

Dean let out a long sigh and pulled you off of the couch and onto his lap. “You’re sitting here.”

You grinned, snuggling farther into Dean’s chest. “Fine by me.”

For the rest of the movie, Crowley and Lucifer fought over who gets to take you out to dinner while Rowena shot daggers at them. Sam and Charlie disappeared halfway through Frozen, talking about Lord of the Rings while you sat on Dean’s lap content with your life.

Head over heals

A/N: THIS TOOK ME SO LONG TO WRITE! Requested by an amzing anon! I enjoyed writing this! Thank you so much! I did take some inspriation from the song Satisfied from the broadway musical Hamilton.

Pairings: Lucifer Morningstar x Reader

Warnings: Bit of Language

Summary: Love is hard, especially when you are in love with the same person your best friend is currently fawning over.

Originally posted by black-little-demons

“Y/N we are going to be late!” your best friend, Sarah, yelled at you. You sighed to yourself and threw your hair up in a simple pony tail. You personally didn’t like going out to night clubs at all but it was Srahs birthday so you kind of had to do it just this once.

“Coming,” you shouted as you grabbed your small hand bag and cell phone. Your heels made a loud clicking noise as you walked down the stairs. You pulled at the terribly short and tight dress that Sarah made you wear aggainst your will.

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01. blanketed in stars

[Jungkook x Reader]

Genre: Fluff

Words: 1314

—> “Please, come with me.”

A/N: random, but i’ve been seeing cute little drabbles everywhere. and since i am kind of terrible at finishing full-length fics, i figured drabbles would be cool to write. xoxo

Jungkook is not what you would exactly call thrilled. In fact, he was feeling the exact opposite emotion.

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that time show pony bought fun ghoul at tommy chow mein’s

(based off of this

None of them noticed that Fun Ghoul had left the building. 
To be fair, Fun Ghoul himself didn’t notice either. He was asleep. 

“What do you mean ‘you sold him’?” Party Poison asked, leaning onto the counter at Chow Mein’s. “He didn’t have a fuckin’ price tag.” 

Tommy shrugged. “Round here everything has a price tag. I know what I’d sell you for.” 

Party paused, finger in mid air, mouth open. Kobra Kid nudged him. He closed his mouth. “We’ll discuss that more later,” Party settled on. “Who did you sell him to?” 

“Can of Power Pup and I’ll tell you.” 

“Two seconds.” Party said, then turned around, spinning Jet Star and Kobra around with him. They had a brief, loudly whispered conversation about the merits of handing over precious food versus holding Chow Mein, “that rat bastard”, at phaser point (Baby Girl’s suggestion). Tommy heard every word, but didn’t react. The only sign he was alive was a slow blink and the rise and fall of his suited chest. He didn’t tend to take things personally. The three-out-of-four turned back around, and Baby Girl pushed her way to the front. 

A can of Power Pup was placed on the counter. 


“Show Pony!” Jet yelled, banging a fist on the plywood that passed for the door of Dr. D’s station. It slid open and Show Pony leaned against the wall, the picture of words such as “casual” and “suave”. 

“You rang?” They said, blinking at Jet through thick, glittering eyelashes. 

“I think you have something that belongs to us.” Jet stated. He heard a crash from inside the station, muffled cursing, and then Fun Ghoul appeared under Show Pony’s arm. 

“Fuck you! I belong to no one!” Ghoul shouted, pointing a finger in Jet’s face. “I am my own damn person!” 

“Of course you are, honey.” Show Pony said absently to Fun Ghoul, then levelled Jet with a stare again. “I bought him fair and square,” they said. “What can you give me?” 

Jet thought. “Power Pup?” “Hate the stuff.” “A new jacket?” “Do I look like I need any fashion from you?” “Fair. Uh, A back rub?” “Jet Star, if you want me just say so. No deal.” “Shit. We can get your roller skates new wheels?” “Now you’re getting warmer.” 

Jet wracked his brain. Fun Ghoul was watching, very amused. He grinned like the Cheshire Cat. Jet pointed toward the Trans Am, where Party and Kobra were waiting in the front seat. “I can give you Party Poison.” 

“I already have Party Poison in all the ways that matter,” Show Pony responded. They raised their voice, shouting to the car. “Don’t I, sweet thing?” 

Party stood up through the sun roof. “They do.” He sat back down. Jet sighed. 

“Ghoul, just get in the damn car or I’ll break all your bombs and have Kobra bury the parts where the sun don’t shine.” 

“See what I have to deal with, Pony?” Ghoul whined, leaning exaggeratedly into Show Pony’s side, wrapping his arms around their middle. 

“It’s just awful, darling.” Show Pony crooned. Ghoul grinned wickedly at Jet. He was playing a game, and Fun Ghoul played to win. But so did Jet Star, and he had a secret weapon. It was time to break out the big guns.

“Well gee, Ghoul, what am I going to tell Angel Face?” Ghoul froze, and Jet knew he had an in. “You know, she was the one who noticed you were gone in the first place.” 

“She was?” Ghoul asked, voice suddenly higher. 

“You bet your ass I was!” Baby Girl appeared from behind Jet, hands fisted against her hips. Her tiny face was creased in rage. “’Cuz you hadn’t been running your damn mouth for ten seconds! C’mon.” 

She grabbed Ghoul by the hand and tugged him all the way back to the Trans Am, verbally abusing him the whole time with some very creative swear words until she had gotten him into the backseat and sat firmly on his lap. Show Pony slid up to Jet on their skates, grinning blissfully and blindingly.

“What a charming young lady.” 

anonymous asked:

Can you do a story where Percabeth are friends and they both are in love with each other and like sophomore year they get really drunk and hook up and then Percy admits that he's in love with her?

  • “Come on Annabeth, it’s just one party.” Percy smiled. He was dressed in nice jeans and a blue flannel shirt. “We are sophomore invited to a senior’s party.” 
  • “And how did we get invited to this party?” She asked, skeptically. “Are you going out with a senior girl?”
  • “What? No. Trust me, you would know if I was dating someone.” He blushed. “Thalia, Jason’s sister, is throwing the party. She told Jason that he could invite a few friends and he asked me and I’m asking you to come with.”
  • “Percy, I don’t think this is a good idea.” Annabeth said. She rather be spending time with him watching a movie. Those were her favorite weekends, where they just hung out and did nothing. 
  • Those were her favorite because she got to be close to Percy and breathe in his scent, not in a creepy way but she would be that close that she could smell the chlorine even though he already showered. 
  • “It’s going to be fine. You, me, Jason, Piper, Leo, Frank, and possibly Hazel. Come one Annabeth, live a little.” He gave her his famous grin that was lopsided. 
  • She took a deep breath and let it out. “Fine, lets go to the party.”


  • Three drinks later, Percy was feeling different. His head felt fuzzy, not bad but good fuzzy. He felt really good. 
  • Music was blasting and people were drinking beer or some alcohol that Thalia found. It was great, overall. He got to dance with Annabeth. This was a lot better than spending time at home and doing nothing. 
  • After a while, Percy noticed that his cup was empty and Annabeth was dancing up against him. 
  • “Need another drink?” He asked.
  • “Sure.” She grinned.
  • She walked with him to get another drink. Annabeth went to get another mixed drink while Percy got another beer. 
  • “Can we go outside?” Annabeth asked. “It’s kind of stuffy in here.”
  • Percy nodded and took her hand to lead her outside. They went to the back yard, where no one was around. They went to the pool and sat near the edge. 
  • “Told you this party was a good idea.” He grinned. His words were slurring a bit. 
  • “I know.” Annabeth giggled. “Thanks for bringing me. I’m really enjoying myself.” 
  • “Good. I knew you you would.” He hiccuped. 
  • She smiled and took a sip of her drink. She was drunk after four drinks and she was working on five. Right now she just wanted to kiss him. They were outside, alone, and what’s the chance that he would remember if she kissed him?
  • “Annabeth, I wanna kiss you.” Percy looked at her. “Can I kiss you?” 
  • She nodded enthusiastically, probably more dramatically than she needed to. But she desperately wanted to feel his lips on hers. 
  • He leaned in and kissed her. His lips were soft against her’s. They moved in sync with each other. Annabeth moved her drink so she could wrap her arms around his neck.
  • Percy laid down so she would be on top of him as they made out. Their bodies pressed together and hands roaming their clothed bodies. 


  • The next morning, Annabeth woke up with the sun beating down on her and the smell of morning dew. 
  • She slowly sat up and regretted it. Her head was pounding and the sunlight was too bright on her eyes. Looking around, she realized she was still outside and Percy was next to her. 
  • “Percy, Percy wake up.” She gently shook him. 
  • He groaned and slowly woke up. “Shit, it’s bright!”
  • “We got drunk and I think we slept outside.” She told him. “Do you remember what happened?”
  • Percy covered his eyes with his hands. “We came outside cause it was stuffy.”
  • “Right. Right.” She said, feeling a bit nauseous. “Then we…then we kissed…”
  • Percy lifted a few fingers so he could look at her. “Is that necessarily a bad thing?”
  • “W-What do you mean?” 
  • He sat up and looked at Annabeth. His head pounded and his stomach felt like it could turn inside out at any moment. That was going to be the last time he ever drank that much. 
  • “I mean, we kissed. And we’ve been friends for a long time. My feelings have changed for you for a while and my drunken self got to express that.” Percy started. “I love you Annabeth Chase. I have for over a year now. Every time we hang out, I wish you could stay for a little bit longer so I can be next to you. I could listen to you all day talk about the architecture of the buildings that you love. I always feel more confident when you come to my swim meets cause I know you’re cheering me on. I am in love with you.”
  • Annabeth stared at him. Her eyes brimmed with tears that she wouldn’t let fall. She felt exactly the same way. 
  • “Percy, I feel the same way about you too.” She told him. “I just never said anything because I didn’t want to ruin our friendship. I couldn’t lose you as a friend.” 
  • “I can’t either. But I think, since our drunken selves kissed and we both feel the same way…I really think if we started a relationship, it would work.” He told her. 
  • “Really?” 
  • “I really believe that.” He told her. His eyes drifted to her lips, wanting to feel them against his, sober. “So much, that I want to kiss you again to seal this promise.”
  • Annabeth took a deep breath, like she normally did before making a big decision. “Alright. You may kiss me Percy.”
  • He smiled and gently kissed her soft lips for the second time. 
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Lily’s POV

I got out of Sirius’ dorm room, still in search for an answer. I have all these questions flying around in my head. I mean everything was fine a week ago but now, things are falling apart. Y/N was so happy. I was relief that she was. I was worried about her. She seemed down for weeks and I didn’t know why. I wished she told me about it especially now when things are different from what it used to be.

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One of Our Own

Summary: Lucy wonders what’s it like to have a kid after watching Natsu interact with Asuka on another babysitting job and Natsu might just help her with that.

Pairing: NaLu

Rating: K+ (for minor abuse and suggestive theme)


Lucy wasn’t quite sure how she had gotten herself into this situation.


Her day had started perfectly normal to be honest.

She woke up from bed miraculously without Natsu and more often than not Happy in it, she went to her kitchen and made herself some good ol’ bacon and eggs, took a nice and refreshing shower afterwards, went to the guild, and was just chilling there at a bar stool while the guild went on with their usual destructive brawls and loud chattering.

She would have never expected herself to be watching her pink-haired idiot of a best friend slaving himself as a horse to a cute little girl, who was barely the age of 8, as she rode him around the Western styled living room while calling him “Mr. Horsey” out of all things.

“Why was I dragged along into all of this?” The blonde-haired mage sighed as she asked herself the same question for the nth time.

“Because you were worried that Natsu might screw something up and you wanted to make sure he doesn’t for Asuka’s sake.” Happy chimed in beside her before he continued to munch on a fish he got from god knows where.

‘Oh yeah.’ Lucy thought to herself as she let out a groan.

She remembered Alzack and Bisca coming into the guild hall with Asuka and going straight to Natsu, who was then currently duking it out with Gray, and asked him to take care of Asuka for them since Asuka really enjoyed herself the last time Natsu took care of her and the couple had to go on a dangerous job that they can’t take Asuka along for.

Natsu accepted of course, but that got him a hard blow from Gray on the head, but also a beautiful smile from Asuka which was worth it.

Her groan was then answered by a groan from Natsu who then proceeded to slump himself on the floor.

“Hiyah! Hiyah! Come on Mr. Horsey! We won’t finish the race if you slack off like that!” Asuka commanded as she slapped her right hands repeatedly on Natsu’s limp shoulder.

“Uggghhh! Asuka I’m so tired can we take a break? We’ve been doing this for the past three hours!” Natsu complained, although his voice was a bit muffled for talking while his face was flat on the floorboards.

“Awww… okay.” Asuka complied, but she was visibly beacame sad when she did so.

Natsu began to panic when he saw her lips quiver so he then racked his brain for ideas on how to cheer the little kid up before she began crying. The poor dragon slayer clearly had no idea what to do. He was as lost as a man who was lost at sea without a map or anything to guide him.

‘I’m so gonna get into a lot of trouble with Alzack and Bisca if Asuka cried.’ At that thought he began to sweat buckets.

Lucy looked at him sympathetically and then an idea popped up in her head, so she stood up from her comfortable place with Happy on the couch and walked up to where Natsu and Asuka were.

“How about you guys have a tea party. That’s fun and doesn’t require a lot of energy. Plus I’m sure Natsu would find the tea relaxing.” She suggested with a smile on her lips.

Asuka’s face instantly lit up.

“Okay! Okay! Natsu-nii can you go make some tea while I get my stuff animals?” Asuka ordered as she ran off to her room up the stairs to get her beloved stuffed animals.

“But I’m so tired and I don’t know how to make tea.” Natsu whined, not moving an inch on his place on the floor.

“It’s okay, I’ll go make the tea. You just take your time and rest up before she returns.” Lucy said as she rubbed his back before going into the kitchen.

“Aye sir!” Happy agreed.

A few minutes later Asuka was back with her two favorite stuffed animals, a shady looking frilly pink dress, and a make-up kit.

“Wear this Natsu-nii!” She said as she tossed Natsu the dress.

“No way kid!” Natsu complained as he examined the dress.

“But…” Asuka’s lips began to quiver again.

“Alright! Alright! But turn around okay.” Natsu said as his face burned with a mixture of embarassment and anger.

Just as he was about to slip into the dress, Lucy walked in.

“Woah Natsu! What are you doing?!” Lucy shouted in shock as she almost spilled the tea. 

Her face as red as a tomato as she turned around to not look at him.

“He’s changing into a dress so he would look presentable at our tea party!” Asuka answered for him.

“Oh!” Lucy exclaimed.

“Hahahahaha!” She laughed uncontrollably when the thought began to sink in her.

“Stop laughing! This ain’t easy for me!” Natsu retorted.

“Fine, fine.” Lucy complied as she wiped a few stray tears from her eyes.

“There all done! You guys can look at me now.” Natsu said with a huff.

They did turn around and the sight that greeted them amazed them.

The dress suited Natsu surprisingly well. Although his arms were crossed and he was wearing a pout on his face he actually looked cute. At this thought Lucy blushed.

“You look so pretty Natsu-nii!” Asuka said as her eyes sparkled.

But that expression was soon replaced by a devilish smile and glint in her eyes.

“There’s only one thing missing.” She said as she clutched the make-up kit in her hands tighter. 

Natsu was sweating cold sweat again.

“No you don’t!” He said as he backed-up from Asuka.

“Happy! Hold him!” Asuka ordered.

“Aye sir!” Happy complied.

He quickly spread his wings and flew to where Natsu was to hold him in place. 

“Sorry Natsu.” The cat apologized, but his grin said otherwise.

“I thought you were my friend.” Natsu cried.

“Oh stop being such a baby Natsu. Do you need help with that Asuka?” Lucy said as she offered Asuka a helping hand and smiling to herself as she thought of this as payback for all the times he pranked her.

“I would appreciate that Lucy-nee. Thanks!” Asuka accepted.

“Not you too Luce!” Natsu cried even louder.

“Now, now, Natsu-nii hold still.” Asuka said as she held a brush centimeters away from his face.

A few moments later Natsu looked like a complete clown, but to Asuka he looked like a princess.

“All done Natsu-nii!” Asuka chimed.

“Wait Asuka! I think he’s got a little smear on his lower lip.” Lucy said as she drew her thumb against Natsu’s lower lip.

‘Soft.’ She thought in awe.

And did he just shiver? 

Lucy dismissed that thought immediately.

“Now Natsu-nii I want you to meet Mr. Wolfy and Ms. Foxy.” Asuka introduced her stuffed animals to Natsu.

Natsu didn’t budge for a moment as he was still annoyed at what was happening until Asuka poked her.

“Hey Natsu-nii! Are you listening?!” Asuka asked.

“Oh yeah! yeah! Hello Mr. Wolfy and Ms. Foxy.” Natsu said through his teeth as he faked a smile.

“Good! Now will you please pour some tea into their cups Natsu-nii?” Asuka requested with a pleading look in her eyes.

“Do I have to?” Natsu said as he scratched the back of his head.

“Of course you have to do it Natsu-nii!” Asuka said with a little more force.

“Fine.” Natsu complied with a pout on his face as he poured the tea into the small cups.

Not far away from them Lucy smiled.

‘That Natsu, even though he complains a lot, he still does what Asuka tells him. He’s really good on the inside huh.’ She thought to herself.

An hour later Asuka got tired of playing tea party.

“Natsu-nii you can take off that dress and make-up now.” Asuka told him.

“Alright!” Natsu cheered.

“But do it in the bathroom!” Lucy reprimanded him after earlier incident.

Although deep down inside of her she didn’t really mind him changing in front of her as she has seen him without much of his clothes many times before, but Asuka was there so that idea was a big no.

“Fine.” Natsu pouted as he made his way to the bathroom.

After a few minutes he was already back in his original clothes without make-up on his face.

“Natsu-nii! Let’s play Save the Kitty!” Asuka suggested

“But aren’t you tired from all that tea party thing we did earlier?!” Natsu asked in disbelief.

“Nope!” She answered with a sweet smile.

“But Natsu-nii! I promise this game will be fun! You’ll get to be a dragon who kidnaps the kitty and I’ll be the powerful mage who saves the kitty from you!” Asuka explained.

“Say no more kid! You had me at dragon!” Natsu grinned at her.

“Yay!” Asuka cheered.

“Now I’m all fired up!” Natsu declared as they started playing.

Natsu and Asuka played Save the Kitty for hours with Happy! Although Natsu was pretty competitive, but Asuka won every round of their game. Natsu got mad like a sore loser, but Lucy could see that wasn’t really the case. She knew that Natsu just let Asuka win every time.

‘That sweet dork. He’d make a good father though.” Lucy smiled as she thought to herself.

Soon Asuka was barely keeping her eyes open so Natsu decided to carry her to her room and tuck her in bed.

Lucy followed after him.

“Well today was an extremely tiring day, ain’t it Luce?” He said as he shut the door behind him quietly.

“Yeah.” Lucy sighed.

“I wonder what it be like to have one of my own.” She whispered to herself, but Natsu heard her.

“Hmmm what was that Luce? Don’t you mean one of our own?” He whispered behind her ear, a sly grin forming on his face.

Lucy’s face flushed different shades of red.

“You per-” Lucy was about to shout but got cut off with Natsu pulling her in close to his face.

“Shhh Luce, Asuka is already asleep. You wouldn’t want to wake her up do you?” Natsu stated as he brushed his lips against hers.

Lucy was speechless as she stared at Natsu with eyes the size of plates and cheeks as red as freshly picked tomatoes.

And then he kissed her.

It was a sweet and passionate kiss.

And from behind the bedroom door a soft giggle was heard.


Author’s Note: So thank you guys for reading my one-shot! As you guys can see it’s slightly based on the Fairy Tail Omake chapter 378.5: Natsu and Asuka. I don’t know if the summary summarizes the story, but I hope you guys enjoyed reading the story!

my internet hasn’t been working well for almost this entire month but i am here now, fresh from my friend’s home and currently on a d&d hype!!!!!!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer meme

Willow Rosenberg edition ( part one )

  • “Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?”
  • “Yeah, great, there’s a sexy nickname.”
  • “I’m so evil, and skanky… and I think I’m kinda gay.”
  • “I’m storming off. It doesn’t really work if you come with me.”
  • “Say, you all didn’t happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?”
  • “Don’t worry. I won’t do anything that could be interpreted as brave.”
  • “You’re not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.”
  • “Hey, I eat danger for breakfast.”
  • “And now we’re supposed to decide what we want to do with our lives. And I just realized that’s what I want to do. Help people.”
  • “I have my own fun.”
  • “Are we hoping to find a body, or no body?”
  • “Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it’s been pointed out to me that that’s, you know, insane.”
  • “I’m not stealing. I-I-I’m just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?”
  • “Come on. Everybody loves fetal pigs!”
  • “Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for _______ to go out with every other person in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.”
  • “You just don’t like him ‘cause of that time he beat you up every day for five years.”
  • “I hope this story ends with, 'And she lived happily ever after.'”
  • “When I’m with a boy I like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool, or-or witty - or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.”
  • “She’s sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins. But then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maple… fish thing.”
  • “Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel their lips and smell their hair?”
  • “You’re being too hard on yourself. Why don’t we wait a half an hour and try again?”
  • “I’ve seen honest faces. They usually come attached to liars.”
  • “Irony’s kind of ironic that way.”
  • “There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.”
  • “I don’t care if it is an orgy of death. There’s still such a thing as a napkin.”
  • “That way leads to madness and sweaty palms.”
  • “Eat a cookie, ease my pain.”
  • “He said he wasn’t coming back until he’d driven to all fifty states.”
  • “No. It just means that you’d rather be with someone you hate than be with me.”
  • “I knew it. I knew it. Well, not 'knew it’ in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know.”
  • “Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday.”
  • “Now that I know there’s something to know, I can’t *not* know, just because I’m afraid somebody’ll know I know, you know?”
  • “When did morning happen?”
  • “We had kind of a pajama party sleepover with weapons thing.”
“Not Like This” - Peter Parker x Reader

Word Count: 5590 (oops) 

Warnings: Slight swearing, fluff, awkwardness (hehe)

Plot: Peter has had a crush on Liz Allen for months now, but hasn’t made a move. Being Peter’s best friend, you decide to help him and invite Liz over to the apartment to a small “party”. Liz unexpectedly agrees and now the task at hand was creating a memorable night. What could possibly go wrong at a party and a friendly game of “Seven Minutes in Heaven”?

Author’s Note: I’m sorry this isn’t a request and it’s sooo freakin long. But, hey! Dis is ma first fic of 2017! Wooo! Hope yall enjoy it :)

*The beginning dialogue in italics is from the Spider-Man Homecoming trailer*

Based off of New Girl, Season 2 Episode 15: “Cooler”

Cooler: Someone who is considered to be a “cool force” when another person is trying to pick up on a somebody (basically, a person who somehow finds a way to make someone else look less cool without realizing it)

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