we deserve this pizza

Nation's Yearbook Quotes
  • America: Why can't a heterosexual guy tell another heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
  • Canada: "That's what." -She
  • England: If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport
  • France: I get butterflies when I think of myself
  • Spain: We take the naps we think we deserve
  • S. Italy: Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
  • N. Italy: Get pasta or cry trying
  • Germany: I came here to drink milk and pet dogs, and I've just finished my milk
  • Japan: My computer screen is brighter than my future
  • Prussia: "Dang, Gilbert just stole my girl!" - everyone
  • Hungary: "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." -Plankton
  • Austria: I was the Beyonce in this school of Lady GaGas
  • China: It's not enough that I should succeed. Others should fail.
  • Russia: I'm fat because I don't chase these hoes
soos on tumblr

accidentally tumblr famous. the tumblr user pizza we need and deserve. He makes a bunch of obscure aesthetic-y photoshop edits and blogs about old-school games. He likes new ones too but the pull of nostalgia is too strong. Food and cool music come up a lot too. He posts a surprising amount of fashion. He’s managed to get a couple good selfies with Stan and his followers ask how Stan’s doing a bunch. There is one very persistent anon who wants to know if he’s “obtained the old man dong yet.” He doesn’t answer these because children follow him.

The anon is Wendy