Do you see this? I am sorry for the poor quality lmao but that picture has my parents’ coat of arms (we are still working on mixing it in a new one for both last names). They have had it since they got married over 36 years ago. I was born with a coat of arms. Maybe that makes me as extra as they Middletons because only royalty can have coats of arms.
Or maybe that I went to a private catholic school from 9-18 years old and later to a private uni and became Friends with posh kids and that makes me extra as Pippa because my parents were DYING for me to go to those schools for connections, not caring particularly for my education. (And also my mum sewed my name on my uniforms because Carole)
Maybe it will be that I will marry in a white dress and you bet your ass I will wear a tiara. Because my whole life, my only purpose has been my commoner ass to try to behave aristo. I even dyed my hair blonde Aristo, so that must be it.