voltron character as stupid shit my friends and i have said
- Lance: if i was a fruit i'd be a tomato becuase no body realizes that i'm there, in the fruit category
- Hunk: let's bake cookies with carbonated milk and sell them to raise money for a chemistry field trip
- Pidge: ah yes, if you take the molar mass of oxygen divided by the radius of the sun multiplied by avagadro's number, then add the square root of the earth's area and finally multiply it by 0 you would get the amount of fucks i give
- Shiro: ah yes, whats on the agenda today? death? ah perfect
- Keith: *teacher calls him obtuse as a joke* i know what that means,youre calling me fat
- Allura: cut off your Fallopian tubes, BAM NO PERIODS!
- Coran: why do kids get snack time and nap time, they dont even appreciate it. i say we should give the nap times to highschoolers and give the kids our workload instead.
- Zarkon: hey help me create this huge epidemic that will wipe uot half the population so we can decrease our population bc its scary
- Haggar: magic is real, just look at the kids who get straight A's