Choice Moments with our Horny Hexblade
Jax: If they wanted the seeds at the meeting place why not take them there themselves?
Meliorn: It’s probably a ritualistic…marriage blessing…thing
Jax: That’s stupid
Meliorn: I mean, our mother is literally a Baroness of Hell, so we really have no call making fun of others traditions
Jax: That’s fair, okay.
Jax: He shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and amnesia (accurate description of his fiance)
Jax: I lift the crowbar in the air
DM: Nothing ever good starts with the sentence “I lift the crowbar”!
Jax: Okay, but, I lift the crowbar in the air…and pray