we both think the same

  • Gabe: You grew up on a farm? Aww, that's adorable. Did you pet baby goats and pick eggs all day?
  • Jack: I've slaughtered more cows in my life than burgers you've had in your's.
  • Gabe: What.
  • Jack: Have you ever eaten freshly cut bull testicles? I have.
  • Gabe: WHAT.

Me: [still in the bar, sobbing brokenly on the bartender’s shoulder while he awkwardly pats me on the back] No, no, you don’t understand you don’t understand because there’s gunna be this Moment, right, where someone is going to be rude to Hannibal again, and his eyes his Eyes will do The Thing™ where they go all black and murdery, and Will is going to be on the other side of the room, watching the rude person too, from behind the rude person, all predator-y, and Hannibal will suddenly become *physically aware* of him like from balls to bones and his eyes will drift past the rude person and he’ll look up at Will just as Will deliberately flicks his eyes up at him with those stupid scalpel sharp fuckingfUCKING eyelashes and we’ll know that they’re both thinking the same thing and realising that the other one is watching him thinking the Thing and both of them are gunna get such a charge off knowing that the air in the room between them is going to fucking siZZLE *hiccups and slides off barstool*

hunk and lance friendship hcs
  • Hunk and Lance knew each other before the Garrison and have been bffs since childhood
  • Hunk and Lance didn’t meet in the same preschool nor did they ever go to the same school (until the garrison) but met each other in a nearby playground where they continued to meet up for the next 8-11 years of their life, they usually let off steam about the shit that goes down in their schools.
  • “Like, if you’re going to steal something from the mall -” “Don’t wear your uniform?” “EXACTLY. God, that guy was so stupid.” “Agreed.”
  • “Then… then he KICKED the guy’s nose!!! He was bleeding, Lance! He needed to be taken to the hospital!!” “Oh my God, and then what?” “A girl was crying the whole entire time and -” the stories they share go on and on.
  • Lance’s mom and Hunk’s mom are interested in the same things so their sons r bffs and so r they and their moms drag them off sometimes to do grocery shopping but Hunk and Lance are aways ‘can’t we just stay at hoooommmmeeee?’ ‘no you’re going to help me and hunk’s mom buy groceries for our party’ ‘what party????’ ‘a joint family party!!!!’ ‘??????? !!!! A JOINT FAMILY PARTY ????’
  • Hunk’s family and Lance’s family are really close buds now
  • It’s almost surreal how much the two families are alike to interests???
  • Hunk and Lance meet up after graduating middle school and decide to finally enrol in the same school. Both of them couldn’t have been anymore excited and happy.
  • Hunk is Lance’s only tether to Earth because Hunk is childhood and playground days, fighting off bullies and staying up at night under covers and pillow forts, charting stars while laying on muddy grass after rain, stealing cookies when their mothers aren’t looking, and making stupid jokes together as the sun went down – all of their world, quiet and soft and sound.
  • Lance loves Hunk and Hunk loves Lance. They’re best friends, because water breathes life on Earth and what is water without it’s Earth?
7

“When I think back to that moment, I must admit I also knew I’d give Clark my heart. I think we both felt the same way. It just took some time before we acted on those secret feelings.“  

Superman/Wonder Woman #31. Written by Brian Buccellato.

We have been posting up pages from Superman/Wonder Woman #30 & #31. Two issues DC did not released singly for fans due to Rebirth. The two issues have been placed in the Superman Savage Dawn trade ( out now) and the Superman/Wonder Woman Vol 5 Savage End out in December. 

For those who want to read the previous pages.

http://hellyeahsupermanandwonderwoman.tumblr.com/post/153664522096/supermanwonder-woman-30-this-single-issue-was

http://hellyeahsupermanandwonderwoman.tumblr.com/post/153705969851/as-we-promised-more-from-supermanwonder-woman

http://hellyeahsupermanandwonderwoman.tumblr.com/post/153748947586/as-promised-more-from-supermanwonder-woman

“If I knew it was going to end this soon, I would’ve held on for a little longer.”

Damn.  ;_;  

We will post more later. 

7

Requested by anon.


“If I were you, youngsters,” Kol demands, “I wouldn’t think that I stand a chance against two original vampires.”

“So what?” Stefan says. “You’re gonna beat us up to earn Y/N’s heart?”

“I don’t expect you to understand my ways.” Kol says. “It’s more detailed than you think.”

“Kidnap and compel?” Damon says. “Lame.”

“And who are you to talk?” Kai scoffs. “Like she’d like any of you…”

“Who is that horribly dressed ‘90s kid?” Klaus appears. “And why you boys think you can actually win her heart?”

“Klaus.” Stefan murmurs. “It’s not your business.”

“Come on there, old friend, we both have a same taste in woman, don’t you think? We can understand each other better than anyone in here.”

As they fighting over who’s better for you, they don’t see the man wearing suit behind you.

“Don’t ruin this for her.” Damon demands. “This is her birthday.”

“It’s touching, seeing you caring for her happiness.” Kol complains. “This place is hella boring, I’m taking her out of here.”

“Stop right there, little brother.” Klaus stops you. “Do not take another step.”

In your birthday party, you see a group of vampires fighting for some reason you can’t hear. They stop fighting and start to look at you. They smile so cute and sexy at the same time but they just… doesn’t attract your attention since your date is here.

“Is that our little Quarterback?” Damon frowns.

“Of course he is.” Kol says. “I should’ve killed him before you stopped me.”

“I do not understand what Rebekah finds in him.” Klaus whispers. “It can clearly be seen he’s nothing but a comedy show toy.”

“That makes sense.” Stefan says. “He’s the normal decent guy and we are… who we are.”

“I’m sick of this high school tragedies.” Kai says and prepares to cast a spell but Damon breaks his arm.

“Okay, little weasel, stop right there. You don’t wanna be dead at the end of the night.”

You stop caring about them since Matt starts to tell how beautiful you are tonight. He seems really good in a suit and looks like he doesn’t care about his hair.

And yes, Matt Donovan flirts really good so you don’t think about the weird vampires rest of the night.

i am like……. so like Victoria chase but totally the opposite at the same time??

unpopular opinion: i detest emma watson

My thoughts on 3x03 Broadchurch

Another episode behind us, but we’re not even closer to the end of the case. Actually ,it’s all getting weirder and weirder.

Someone is sending messages to Trish, The first one was a threat, the second was an apologize. It would suggest a husband, but… I don’t think it was him. He seems to be rather fluffy, dumb kind of person, who really got drunk and passed out. The taxi driver is for sure suspicious, but it’s like with Mark Latimer in 1 season - it wouldn’t be a surprise, and so far, the end of the case was always a susprise.

Tom is such a stupid bastartd. I don’t, ugh, I just want him to get a lesson, a real lesson, not some talking with Paul.

I was talking with my bff, and we both have same theory. We think that something will happen to Alec’s daughter. I think, she’ll be a next victim or she’ll get trouble while meeting with those “boys”. I think it will be a replacement for Alec’s sickness&old case from 1&2 season - more drama.

Ah, and… Alec, how could you microwave a tea? Bleeeeeh

Originally posted by jinnersoo

And now..

CAN WE PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT ALEC AND FOOD?

Like, finally we see his complicated relationship with food. Love it!

Send me asks with your opinions

everybody thinks our pearl was white diamonds pearl but i think that she  wasn’t.

both pearls we have seen have the same color pallet as there “owners”

blue for blue diamond

yellow for yellow pearl

but if pearl belonged to white diamond then peal would be all white/gray but no our peal is multicolored.

and you know who else is multicolored?

Bismuth

who ever she is I am convinced that pearl “belonged” to her

ELEMENTARY TEACHER AU’S
  •  “It’s my first year teaching and I have no idea what the hell I’m doing and these kids are staring at me SO PLEASE GIVE ME SOME POINTERS I’M STRESSING OVER HERE”
  •   “I visited your classroom as I was passing by because I need to hand you some paperwork from the principal and HOLY MOLY YOU’RE A GODSENT ANGEL THE KIDS ARE SO WELL BEHAVED HOW DO YOU DO IT”
  •   “We’re both single co-teachers in the same classroom and I think we really work well together but there are times when I catch you sigh wistfully and—d-did I just hear you say how great we’re going to be if we raise our own kids together?!”
  •  “A kid in my class just threw up and I called you to help because I know you sent your kids to science and I think you left quite an impression on my kids because they haven’t stopped talking about you the last couple days.”
  •  “I notice you had a stressful day today so let me take you out for some drinks and now you can’t stop crying on my shoulder”
  •  “I’m practically falling asleep on my feet and you show up to my classroom offering coffee LET ME LOVE YOU”
have some more aus
  • there is no more room in the car and the roadtrip is four hours, I hope you don’t mind sitting in my lap au
  • we’re both stuck behind horrible traffic and my car just died, mind if I sit with you au
  • midnight premieres are so fun except I lost my ticket could you please sneak me in the back door au
  • kiss me, my asshole cheating ex is walking this way au
  • holy shit you’ve been shot what the fuck do you mean this isn’t the first time this has happened au
  • found you passed out in the dumpster, covered in glitter, with no memory of last night but you somehow know my name au
  • you tried to catch the pickpocket who stole my wallet but ended up tripping and losing your wallet too au
  • we’re both vigilantes for the same city but everyone thinks we’re the same person and it’s super annoying au 
  • your craigslist ad said you would be my pretend date for christmas if I provided alcohol, when can you get here au
  • the sweaters you hand knit are actually really scratchy but you put a lot of work into them so I wear them all the time au
  • you tried to ‘parkour’ over my car but ended up busting my windshield, you’re lucky you’re cute au
  • found a kitten last night and I already have five cats, please take this little guy off my hands neighbor I’ve only met once au
  • I am a poor college student who may or may not be willing to suck your dick for a passing grade au
  • we both reach for the last chocolate milk gallon I will fight you au
  • it’s finals week and I haven’t slept more than 45 minutes in the past three days, did you know you have a very cute butt au
  • you’re my english prof and, incidentally, my fav porn star au
  • did I see porn on your computer before you closed the tab really fast or am I just really tired au
  • you’re having trouble ordering your meal and I know sign language so I help you out au 
  • everybody thinks we’re fucking bc we’re so close but no homo amirite hahahaaaa… au
The End Part 3

Read the rest here: Part 1, Part 2

Hi! So here is the final part to The End! Guess you can say it is the end of The End. Okay lame joke. Hope you liked this little series, I loved writing it. Anyways, let us get on with it.

Summary: The time has come. Stefan and Damon accompany you to the sacrifice and Bonnie stays back at the Salvatore Boarding House to work on her spell that will save you. The question is, will the spell be enough?

Y/n’s Perspective

10 minutes.

We have been driving for 10 minutes. 10 minutes of silence. Stefan and I are both thinking the same thing, but we don’t know what to say.

“Are you guys always this quiet?”

Or maybe it’s because Damon decided to come along.

Stefan and I both look to the backseat where Damon is sitting. I glare at him and like always, he gives me his signature smirk.

“Okay then. I can feel the tension in this car.”

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inkbomber  asked:

its because "allies" allows/allowed closeted lgbt people to come to meetings and still stay closeted, you can be right about asexuals belonging in the community without being wrong about the historic context of the word ally in LGBTQA

(right off the bat I want to make it clear that inkbomber and I are on the same side here, we both think the aphobe who responded to my post is a jackass, and my response is just me clarifying any misunderstanding from my post - in case anyone might think this was a malicious ask, it wasnt and i’m glad i received it)

As much as I understand and respect that context, the main thing Im sick of that being an excuse for gatekeepers to try and shut me and people like me out.

To clarify, queer folk who accept ace-spec people and who use two A’s in the extended acronym (one for ally and one for ace/aro) are absolutely fine by me and I have nothing but respect for them. Closeted people who prefer to fall under the ally descriptor in order to avoid being outed before theyre ready have that same respect.

What I dont respect is the fact that aphobes will use anything they can to bar asexuals from the community, and that includes manipulating the presence of closeted people in the community into an excuse to do that. 

Ive never encountered an aphobe who seems even the slightest bit genuine in their benevolence towards other members of the queer community when theyre arguing about whether asexuals belong. They may say ‘but if asexuals are included it takes away from these people’ but what it really comes across as is ‘i have a personal issue with asexuals and i’ll happily use whatever options I have no matter how distasteful to make asexuals feel as excluded as I can’

So, long story short, yes, ally in reference to closeted people is a perfectly valid use of the acronym and I apologise if my initial post (which I irritably wrote after seeing a bunch of aphobic bullshit including a few posts about how allies belong more than ace people, which also didnt actually specify closeted people at all) didnt take that into account but I mainly wrote it as an almost humorously baffled commentary on how desperate aphobes are to exclude us and I stand by the belief that aphobes are deluded assholes who really, really want to keep us out of queer culture in every way

best 12 moments
  • ‘the tiniest-’ [GUITAR SOLO] ‘…anachronism’
  • SHUTTITY UP UP UP
  • there’s a horror film called alien? that’s REALLY offensive
  • ‘there’s an alien in this school’ ‘yes, ME’
  • DOOOOOOOODS
  • i am the doctor … and this .. is my SPOON
  • *obnoxiously whistles we don’t need no education while clara is trying to teach*
  • [to a monstrous corpse ambling towards him] i’m the doctor and i will be your victim this evening! are you my mummy?
  • HOW can you think i’m her dad when we both look EXACTLY the same age?
  • The Flashcards
  • [to a bunch of eight year olds] do NOT touch ANYTHING. ANYTHING. HHOKAY?
  • you look lovely today have you had a wash?
  • can u just hurry up please or i’ll hit u with my shoe
  • i can use this to blow up this WHOLE ROOM if i see something i don’t like. and that includes karaoke and mime so take no chances.
  • this: