we both know i'm not what you need


happy birthday to our lovely, talented, and hard-working maknae, jeonggukie!

i can’t believe you’re already twenty years old! wow… it feels so weird, getting to grow up with you and watch you mature even though we’re only a few months apart. do you feel weird being older, too? do you have any of the same worries i do? it’s been four years since you debuted, and you’re so grown up now. and you’re only twenty years old! look at how much you’ve accomplished. did you think you would be where you are now a year ago? or when you debuted? it’s so hard to imagine we’ve made it this far as your fan, and i can only dream of understanding how it must feel for you. you’ve come so far, and you’re only going to go higher. it’s a privilege to be able to watch you soar the way you have.

when i first clicked on that video of you dancing so many years ago, i knew there was something special about you. i will never stop being thankful that i found you and that i found bangtan, because the years i’ve spent with you are my happiest. you have always been and always will be my most beautiful moment in life. you’ve inspired me to pick myself up out of my worst moments, lift my chin up, and move forward. i’ll do what it takes to keep living if it means i can follow you forever, even if i can’t go everywhere you can. you inspire me to run when i can’t fly, walk when i can’t run, crawl when i can’t walk. and it isn’t easy, we both know that, but i will always try for you. as long as you continue to live doing what makes you happiest, i’m happy. it doesn’t matter what else is happening in the world or in my life, your smile is the only thing i need. thank you for being you, jeongguk. i don’t know where i would be without you. i hope today and every day following fills you with as much happiness as you give me just by smiling. thank you.

The Paladins see IT
  • <p> <b>Pidge:</b> So are we seeing IT in theaters or not?<p/><b>Lance:</b> Hell YES, let's do this!<p/><b>Keith:</b> Are you sure that's a good idea, babe?<p/><b>Lance:</b> Of course it is, I love a good horror flick!<p/><b>Keith:</b> Okay, but we both know you'll regret it...<p/><b>Hunk:</b> Fine, but I'm just warning you guys, I'm a crier<p/><b></b> *AFTER*<p/><b>Lance:</b> (clinging to Keith for dear life) OH MY GOD DON'T EVER LET ME GO!<p/><b>Keith:</b> (with his arm around his boyfriend and his knife at the ready) Jesus Christ, Lance, I need to breathe!<p/><b>Hunk:</b> (still silently sobbing into what remains of their popcorn)<p/><b>Pidge:</b> Dudes! That was awesome! Who's gonna see it with me again? Anyone? Lance?<p/><b>Lance:</b> (whimpers into Keith's shoulder)<p/><b>Keith:</b> (glares) Thanks, Pidge, now I'm going to have to live through a week of sleeping with the lights ON!<p/><b>*Meanwhile*:</b> Shiro is home watching RomComs with Allura<p/></p>
Flip Phones Are Making a Comeback 🤙
  • iPhone User: How can you even stand it?
  • Android User: Stand what?
  • iPhone User: Your phone's crappy camera. Every picture looks like it was printed from a gameboy.
  • Android User: At least mine isn't an overpriced piece of junk that bends if you put in your pocket.
  • iPhone User: Excuse me? I think all of that extra price goes to making sure our phone DON'T EXPLODE!
  • Android User: It's only the Note 7 that explodes. You don't know anything.
  • Flip Phone: *rings* Hello, Moto.
  • *both phone users glance at it momentarily until it stops ringing*
  • Android User: Uhh, anyway. At least our phones aren't made in sweatshops.
  • iPhone User: You didn't need to take this conversation in that direction, but your phone is probably made in a sweatshop too.
  • Android User: Our sweatshops are 100% more humane than Apple's gulags.
  • Flip Phone: *rings* Hello, Moto.
  • iPhone User: Is that piece of junk yours?
  • Android User: No, who uses a flip phone in 20XX. I thought it was yours.
  • iPhone User: *picks up flip phone* It's so old, but it seems familiar.
  • Android User: Are you going to answer it?
  • iPhone User: No. You answer it.
  • Android User: Hell no! You picked it up. Why don't you answer it?
  • iPhone User: I don't know. Something doesn't seem right about it. I'm going home.
  • Android User: Don't forget to take your flip phone with you.
  • iPhone User: You keep it, as an android user, you're used to cheap pieces of junk.
  • Android User: Low blow!
  • *at night*
  • Android User: *tossing and turning in bed*
  • Flip Phone: *ringing grows progressively louder* HELLO, MOTO!
  • Android User: *picks up flip phone* Piece of garbage. Why do you keep ringing. I should just answer it.
  • Android User: *gets nervous* Why don't I want to answer it? Jesus, I just need to get rid of this thing.
  • Android User: *tosses flip phone out of the window* That's better.
  • Android User: *attempts to go back to sleep but ringing starts again* Fucking no! Is this some sort of nightmare!?
  • Android User: *notices their own phone ringing on their drawer* Oh. *answers it*
  • Android User: Whom am I speaking to?
  • iPhone User: Hey, it's me.
  • Android User: It's late, what do you want?
  • iPhone User: You know how it's just the two of us that hang out.
  • Android User: Yeah, what about it?
  • iPhone User: Didn't it used to be three of us that hung out?
  • Android User: No, it's been just the two of us since we were kids.
  • iPhone User: We had a third friend that we hung out with everyday. I know this sounds crazy, but somehow both of us forgot about her.
  • Android User: I have no clue what you're talking about.
  • iPhone User: That's the point! Like, she did everything with us, but I can't remember anything specifically about her. It's like someone took an eraser to my mind, but for some reason I have all these faint memories about her coming back to me and I'm freaking out.
  • Android User: Man, I think you just need some sleep. You sound crazy right now.
  • iPhone User: I'm afraid. I'm afraid that if I got to sleep when I wake up I won't remember you. I think something bad is going to happen to you.
  • Android User: I'm fine. My dad owns a gun. If someone tries to break into our house or something, they'll get their heads blown off. I guess we might have to deal with vengeful ghosts, but those usually take a few years to develop. Get some sleep, please.
  • iPhone User: Okay, goodnight... I love you.
  • Android User: Uhh, the feeling's mutual... I guess. *hangs up*
  • Android User: Overemotional, I swear. *attempts to sleep*
  • *loud knock at the door*
  • Android User: Goddammit! Dad'll get it.
  • *banging persists and only gets louder*
  • Android User: Okay, I guess I have to answer it again. *grabs one of their dad's guns and answer the door*
  • Android User: *aims gun into the dark night* Who's out there!? Who was knocking on my door!? ...No one. Fucking neighbor kids, I swear.
  • Flip Phone: *rings* Hello, moto!
  • Android User: Of fucking course. *screams into the night* I guess some PARANORMAL FORCE just magically put the flip phone on my porch. How about I just BLAST IT TO PIECES!
  • The Night: *stays silent*
  • Android User: *sighs* This has to be a stupid fucking prank. I bet that iPhone using "friend" of mine is doing this to set me up.
  • Android User: *notices the caller ID on the flip phone* Rebecca? Why is that name so familiar?
  • Android User: *answers phone* Hello?
  • Rebecca: Look below your porch. Look below your porch. Look below your porch. Look below your porch.
  • Android User: Fuck off. *hangs up* If someone really is below my porch, you can crawl out! I'll be sure to blast your brains out! I'm not afraid!
  • Android User: I'm a fucking idiot for this. *peers below the porch* There's nothing. This really is all some prank. *stands up*
  • *the front door is closed*
  • Android User: *checks the door* It's locked! Fuck! Okay, this is actually getting weird, but I'm armed. If anyone tries to mess with me I'll fucking shoot them.
  • Android User: *checks self* Where the fuck did I put that phone?
  • Flip Phone: *rings from the back of the house* ...hello, moto.
  • Android User: *sweats nervously* Okay, stay calm. Remember, you're armed. This is all a prank and they'll feel like fucking idiots when they realize they nearly got themselves shot over this. *walks to the back of the house*
  • *the next morning*
  • iPhone User: *frantically scrolling through phone*
  • Grandmother: What's wrong, honey?
  • iPhone User: I don't know. I'm looking for someone in my phone contacts, but they're not there!
  • Grandmother: Who?
  • iPhone User: I don't know! Ugh!
  • Grandmother: Calm down, honey. I'm sure you'll find them.
  • iPhone User: Grandma, did I used to hang out with anyone? Like, I regularly had friends over, right?
  • Grandmother: Well, I'm going to be honest with you. You've always been a bit of an introvert. But as long as you keep up with your schoolwork, it's no bother to me.
  • iPhone User: No, I had two friends, didn't I? Don't you remember them? You knew both of them by name. They were my childhood friends.
  • Grandmother: I'm not sure. You liked being by yourself as a child. H-Have you been using drugs?
  • iPhone User: No, grandma! It's just... I don't know. I'm lonely and stressed out and I don't know why.
  • Grandmother: It must be your schoolwork, honey. You're such a hard worker and you hardly ever give yourself a break. Remember, you have to take out some time for yourself to relax too. Studying is important, but so is your mental health
  • iPhone User: You're right. Finals are coming up. I guess I've been letting it all go to my head.
  • Flip Phone: *rings* Hello, Moto.
  • Grandmother: *takes phone out of pocket* Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? *hangs up* Strange.
  • iPhone User: Where did you get that phone?
  • Grandmother: I've had it for a while now. Is there something wrong with it?
  • iPhone User: No... not anything that I remember.
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she really means: did beca and chloe ever talk about the shower scene aside from that "well you saw me naked" comment from beca during hood night?? really do they make inside jokes about it or what? like what if one time at the bella house one of them accidentally saw the other naked??? do they make remarks like "oh you don't need to cover yourself beca there's nothing i haven't seen" or "chloe cmon do you really have to wear a shirt because we both know what's under that"?? did the real story ever leak to the other bellas??? has beca told jesse about it the whole time they're in a relationship?? does aubrey even know how the alt girl came to the auditions???? does anyone aside from tom know about the shower incident??1?!? am i the only one not okay not knowing these?!1!??
  • 6 year old cousin: what does shipping people mean?
  • Me: shipping is the concept of a fictional couple; to "ship" a couple means to have an affinity/Liking for it in one way or another; a "shipper" or a "fangirl/boy" is somebody significantly involved with such an affinity/liking..
  • Cousin: who do you ship?
  • Me: I tend to torture myself by shipping couples that may never happen like Lena and Kara,always remember love is love as long as it's consensual and both parties are adults or kids..
  • Cousin: isn't supergirl dating that mean guy,you've always told me to never hit a girl or call her names,I'm 6 and I know that,he's older than me and I know more than him but she likes it and I don't understand
  • Me: you actually listen to me? And no you're right follow what I taught you and not the show,who would you rather see her with?
  • Cousin: I personally ship Kara with Kryptonite or myself over the jerk
  • Me: No DNA test needed we are related..
Fearlesskiki’s Appreciation Post (edition 4)

412 Tumblr followers

877 Notes in a Tumblr meme (Evil Kermit football version)

337 Notes in a Tumblr meme (Footballers as Pokemon)

48 Notes in Tumblr for a caption comic (It’s Super Manu)

953 kudos and 182 comments in AO3

85 Bookmarks in AO3

147 Kudos for a single fanfiction People Fall in Love in Mysterious Ways

20 Subscribers for a single fanfiction Wait For Me

I know that the numbers are simply nothing to be brag about (I’m pretty sure people had achieved more than me) but this is a nice reminder that there are real people out there that appreciate the work that you put out. A very good signal boost that I’m sure everyone loves. Yesterday one of my readers offered to translate one of my fics into Chinese. And you can imagine the joy I had when I read that message.

Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love and love come in many different ways and shapes.  I thought it would be fitting to post today. (this should be posted last month but shhh…) Anyway, let’s start with some special mentions:

To all my followers! Thank you for putting up for everything that I’ve done. I know I’m not perfect but thank you for being there especially those who had followed me for a long time.

To the lovely @bayer-mund , my bestie, my OTP and my little sister. I’m still thankful that you reached out and get to know me. Otherwise, my introvert self will never ever have a true friend like you. Thank you for laughing with all my Lahm jokes, although I can’t differentiate if you really enjoy those Lahm jokes or just being super nice XD And thank you for being my other support system ♥

@half-fallen time zone is such an evil thing! We never get to chat for a long time :( But you know I always love you ♥ and your fics ♥

@thomastuchels I’m so happy to get to know you through Secret Santa program! I missed you and I hope we could find some time and chat again. Ahhh…

@bastischweinski @marcoasensioss  @edenshazards @heyzard  I’m so happy to know all of you, especially since we have so many things in common…. Roger Roger… I’m really looking forward to the journey that is going to bring me. 

@aussenrist15 @basthiago @leupolz I still love you and will love you forever.

@footballerindreams @acercrea @gayern-munchen @satansfavouritegirl @incredybala @india-force @rechargeable-battery @rowan-fcb @saintneuer @crazy-fangirl @satanic-horsemen @teamraikkonen @thomasmulli Mutuals that I really I hope we can talk more often but my introvert self is just sucks to be a friend. Bye. And also, time zone still sucks.

@osondu-imafidon  it is lovely to meet you and I hope we can have more fun together.

@penalteaze Thank you for your wonderful V-day card! It tickles my bone and I hope you enjoy mine.

For the rest, I’m sorry that I’m unable to give a special mention to everyone but I still love you very much (and I hope ya’ll don’t change your url so often lol). To those that create gifs and amazing contents, thank you for your hard work that decorates my blog ♥ Also to those who read my fics and follow me here from AO3, (I know who and who) I love you the most.


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I really hope I didn’t miss out anyone! (If I did, please give me a nudge or message) All of the mentioned blogs are certified safe (by yours truly) so you don’t need to worry about being bulliedAll of them are very friendly to all gender, sexual preference, races, and religions.

#standing with an army

  • (based on the sneak peek of Luke Cage season 2)
  • *Danny and Luke are talking about what happened in the Defenders*
  • Random Guy: Hey, you're Luke Cage, right? And...oh snap, you're that rich dude, Danny Rand!
  • Danny: ...hi?
  • Luke: Um...yeah, that's us. Who are you?
  • Random Guy: Oh, I'm just some guy. Anyways, I need some help. There's these guys who keep harassing my family and I was hoping you could...you know...rough em up a bit? I'll pay you! I'll pay you both! I mean, it's not like you actually need the money, Mr. Rand-
  • Danny: Hey! What do we look like to you, heroes for hire?
  • *Danny and Luke look at each other and then at the camera*
  • Blake: Mom. Dad. I have something I need to tell you.
  • Ghira: What is it sweetie?
  • Kali: You know you can tell us anything.
  • Blake: I know. It's just... This may come as a shock to you both.
  • Kali: Haha. I'm sure we can handle it.
  • Blake: *inhale* Okay... I'm not dating Sun. We are just friends.
  • Ghira: That's more along the lines of relieving new dear.
  • Kali: Ghira.
  • Blake: The reason why I only like him as a friend is because I like, no, love someone else.
  • Kali: Aaaaaaw Sweetie.
  • Ghira: Please tell me it's not any of his other teammate.
  • Blake: No dad. SHE isn't. *Looking a bit more nervous.*
  • Kali: Blake. We know you are bisexual. And we still love you no matter what. After all we knew right away that you and Ilai weren't doing late night combat training.
  • Ghira: We will always love you, Blake. Plus, Now I don't have to warning about early grandkids.
  • Blake/Kali: DAD!/GHIRA!
  • Ghira: I'm kidding. I'm kidding... Partly.
  • Blake: Sigh. Okay that answers a few things but that's not all.
  • Kali: Oh? What else is there?
  • Blake: ...
  • Ghira: Blake. You can tell us.
  • Blake: *She begins to shack with tears in her eyes.*
  • Kali: Sweetie. What's wrong? *Both her and Ghira get up and move to Blake's sides, both hugging her as she she cries.*
  • Blake: She... She saved me from Adam... And... And lost her arm because of me. *sniffle* She has done so much for me. And I left her when she needed me the most to protect her.
  • Kali: Oh honey.
  • Ghira: I'm sure she will understand. Though, I never thought Adam would attack other faun-
  • Blake: She's a human.
  • Kali: ...
  • Ghira: A... Human?
  • Blake: It's part of why I left... Adam said he would destroy everything I love... I was afraid if I stayed with Yang. He or the white fang would go after her. It's why I... I wanted to bring her here, where I thought the white fang wouldn't be but I was afraid... I was afraid that you two would be...
  • Kali: *Pulls Blake into a tight hug.* Blake. My baby girl. We love you no matter what and no matter who you love whether they be a Faunus or a human. I mean, We did start the originally to unity humans and faunus.
  • Blake: *Smiles and hugs her mom.* Thank you mom. *she then turns to her dad who is in deep thought.* Dad?
  • Ghira: ... I'm sorry Blake. *he said as she stood up.*
  • Blake: Dad? *She said with a heart broken look.*
  • Kali: Ghira? *She questioned as they watched him walk to his deck and open a drawer pulling something as he walks back over.*
  • Ghira: You said her name was Yang? As in Yang Xiao-Long? *He asked handing the object to Blake, Kali meanwhile suddenly having a look of realization.*
  • Blake: Y-yes. *She said confused taking the object realizing it was a framed picture.*
  • Ghira: Then I am sorry Blake. But The woman you love isn't just a human. *Ghira told Blake who looked at him confused before looking at the picture as she gasped. The photo showing a younger Ghira and pregnant Kali with a younger Taiyang and pregnant Raven.* She is half faunus.
  • Blake: I don't... I don't understand.
  • Ghira: What I'm saying Blake is... *Deep breath.* Our future Grandchildren have a less chance of getting your ears.
  • Blake: *Blake stared at her fathers serious expression as it slowly breaks into a chuckling smile making her laugh as well as she stands up and hugs her dad.* I'm sure they'll still look lovely.... Thank you. Both of you.
  • Kali: Of course dear. *Kali smiled hugging her husband and daughter.*
  • Ghira: We love you Blake. No matter what... I just hope She doesn't have Tai's taste for terrible puns and jokes.
  • Blake: Uh... Yeah. About that. *Ghira groans*
  • Kali: Oh I like her already.

I know this probably goes without saying but Alec and Magnus as individuals are so fascinating and complex. Each with such well-rounded, real struggles and stories. They are both so strong in different ways and vulnerable in others. It would take me far too long to name all of their unique qualities that make them the amazing, fleshed out characters that they are, mostly in part thanks to the insightful performances of Matt and Harry. But the depth that they have seriously blows me away. Alone, they are some of the most interesting, flawed, intriguing characters I’ve ever seen. And the fact that they are in love with each other and compliment each other and help fill in each other’s missing pieces in this sweet, chaotic, inexplicable RIGHT-ness is so incredible and we are so lucky to have these characters in our lives.

jonsasnow  asked:

i dont know if i'm more attracted to bob morley's smile or his abs. or his biceps. or his hair. or i dont know. maybe i'm just bob morley-sexual. i feel like you'd be able to understand this dilemma i'm having.

Okay, but girl…. We are both bob morley-sexual


and kit harington-sexual

there is no denying this. what is it with dark-haired, brooding men who are struggling to find their honor and their place in the world. and quite frankly, i’m attracted to every inch of them all equally. i need to be deleted.

anonymous asked:

I don't like that Julian dumps you 'for you own good'. If he'd left that bit out and just communicated that he didn't think he was ready, rather than trying to make decisions for the mc, I wouldn't be so irritated. Like...okay, you do you but also, I'm an adult who can decide for themselves what mistakes I wanna make? You know what I mean?

I get you, anon, but I also DO think that when in a relationship you have to both be in it, both want and need the same thing. Julian just isn’t there. He wants you, yes, we know this (and it hurts) but he needs something entirely different. What he needs is to re-evaluate his decisions, he needs to find himself. 

He’s scared, confused, has no recollection but knows deep in the pit of his stomach that he’s done something terrible. Imagine how that feels? And I get the ‘but I want to help him’ thing, I really do, but all he sees himself bringing you is pain and more pain. Space is the best thing he can be given right now, supportive space. I don’t see the MC begging or pleading with him to ‘give them a chance to help’ actually helping at this point. He’ll figure out that he needs to let them in on his own, in time. 

He needs clarity, and he ain’t gonna get that with a gorgeous young thing distracting him with all these overwhelming feelings. Also, he loves the drama, he thrives on the stuff, but he’s also probably never had someone like MC who’s willing to stick around and offer that help. He’s had Asra, who, let’s face it, did not have the time or willingness to help Julian. 

I can literally talk about this forever so please drop me more asks if you want to discuss *mwah* 

Q&A with Simon D
  • Simon and you have been together for nearly 5 years and Simon has decided to do a short Q&A video with you. Simon has already tweeted out to his fans about the questions.
  • Simon: Hey everyone. Today [Y/N] and I will be answering questions from our fans.
  • You: What's the first question?
  • Simon: Someone's excited for this.
  • You: I only agreed to this because you promise you will let me choose what we eat tonight.
  • Simon: Shh I don't want our fans to know I bribed you into this. Ok, first question is where did you two go on your first date? Do you remember, babe?
  • You: Of course. But you always telling this story so you do it.
  • Simon: I asked her to dinner at my favourite restaurant, but after dinner I found out she doesn't like the place. [Y/N] asked me what I had plan next, I told her I was planning to go to the movies. She disagreed and we went to a bowling place after.
  • You: Dinner and a movie is boring babe. Sorry. But you had fun at the bowling place right?
  • Simon: Yeah it was fun. Here, read the next question.
  • You: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • Simon: We actually met a club. It was an after party for some show. I was sitting in the VIP section and I saw her dancing from across the room. I thought wow that girl CANNOT dance.
  • You: Hey!
  • Simon: I'm just joking. But yeah, my first thought was wow she is so sexy so I got up and asked for her name.
  • You: Yeah, I remember seeing this guy who's wearing a grey GUCCI sweatshirt walking up to me and I thought, who in their right mind wears a sweatshirt to a club. Like it's so hot and stuffy in there. Then my second thought was he probably smells because I could see his sweat.
  • Simon: And do I smell?
  • You: Sometimes.
  • Simon: So [Y/N] what is the most romantic thing that I have done?
  • You: Hmm, for our one year anniversary we celebrated it at home. I had a long day at work and I told him I was fine with some take-out but this guy here surprised me. He made dinner, put rose petals on the bed and candles were everywhere.
  • Simon: I have many romantic things and you choose that one?
  • You: Yeah but I think that's the most romantic. Next question.
  • Simon: What are each other’s worst or annoying habits? [Y/N]'s most annoying habit is buying so many clothes and not wearing them. Some clothes in her closet still has tags on them. And when we go out she says she doesn't have anything to wear so I tell her to wear the clothes she bought a month ago. And when we are ready to go out, I would think she's wearing the new clothes but she wears her old clothes. Her clothes are taking up my side of the closet.
  • You: Whatever. You should buy another closet for yourself then. And don't forget you sometimes kick the blanket off the bed when we're sleeping. I'm always getting up and picking the blanket up. Learn how to keep the blanket ON the bed and I'll try to stop buying so much clothes.
  • Simon: Okay okay, I'll try. So the next question is what is your ideal date night?
  • You: I don't think we do a lot of date nights, right babe?
  • Simon: No, we don't. We prefer having lunch together.
  • You: Yeah, lunches, breakfast or brunches. We prefer spending the day together. But also, Simon sleeps super early. He gets into bed around 8:30pm. What old men do.
  • Simon: Hey! I'm not old.
  • You: Whatever you want to believe. Hmm the next question from this fan is a little out of the blue.
  • Simon: What is it?
  • You: Are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Simon: Weird fantasies or kinks? We don't have weird kinks.
  • You: Omg Simon. You just implied we have weird fantasies. I don't want to answer this one. I'm going to get a drink.
  • Simon: No, no sit down. You're staying right here babe.
  • You: I'm just going to cover my face then.
  • Simon: I won't go into too much detail or give our fans too much information. Actually I'll just say it in three words. Ready? Ok, toys and accessories.
  • You: Omg you did not just say accessories. What is that suppose to mean?
  • Simon: I told you, I'm not saying anything more. And baby, you should know what the accessories are..
  • You: Let's move on.
  • Simon: Okay last question, do you two have any funny, embarrassing sex stories? Wow our fans are something hey?
  • You: Haha yeah. I know one embarrassing story. Can I tell it?
  • Simon: Are you talking about the one with the phone call?
  • You: YES! Ok so we were at home and in the middle of 'it' , well actually we were both 'nearly there', when Simon's phone rings. The phone was on the bedside table and I asked Simon if he needed to get that. He shook his head and all that came out of his mouth was "Jay, Jay, Jay". Now imagine, you and your partner having the time of your life, you know, and your partner decides to call out his work mate's name when you're about close. It was so weird, yet extremely funny. Oh and if you didn't guess, the person who called him was Jay.
  • Simon: Please stop talking now and I'm surprised you could actually ask me a question when you're in the zone babe. Kudos.
  • You: I didn't say the exact words. I muttered, gosh. Anyway can I tell them what I told Jay the next day.
  • Simon: Aww, do you have too?
  • You: Yes. The fans deserves the whole story. So the next day, we saw Jay at the office and I blurted out what happened. I said to Jay, "my boyfriend busted a nut to you".
  • Simon: Okay okay. No more discussing this story and let's end this Q&A. You've gone too far babe.
  • You: Fine. And we're having ramen and dumplings tonight.

i’m genuinely surprised at the lack of content with papyrus and bp. i mean, you got two weird, loud, socially awkward characters of around the same age who both at least used to idolize mettaton and are pretty lonely and are both desperate for at least some form of friendship, seems like a kinda obvious potential pair-up to me. plus bp is in desperate need of encouragement which paps could easily provide and papyrus could use someone who wouldn’t ever lie to him and if there’s one thing we know about burgerpants it’s that he’s honest about what he thinks and feels. possibly too honest

also their poor kid’s name is zapf farfalle dingbats because i think it’s funny

Not So Cute Meet-Cutes

or, “I lie, these are still pretty cute” AUs

  • “Look person, I’m sorry I ran you over with my car but maybe you should stay in the bike lane DON’T EVEN THINK OF TAKING ME TO COURT I DON’T CARE IF YOU’R E A LAWYER… shit” AU
  • “Oh my god ohmyogd ohmy god i did not mean to punch you in the nose. there’s blood… everywhere…i think… i’m going to faint” AU
  • “ugh i hate drunk people. CONTROL YOURSELVES. what are you doing? no. NO. NO GET AWAY FROM ME! DON’T THROW UP ON MY NEW SHOES!!” AU
  • “i’m a new waiter and i am so nervous please forgive me for spilling your wine, your dinner, and your dessert on your date and then tripped onto said date as you were trying to propose. seriously. my bad.” AU
  • “we’re the only people in this section of the library and I really really needed to fart. I’M SO SORRY. PLEASE LET US FORGET ABOUT THIS. I HAD A BURRITO FOR LUNCH OKAY?!” AU
  • “i accidentally got us banned from this amusement park for life because i got mad at the mascot and decided to tackle him to the ground and you were the stranger i asked to hold my stuff” AU
  • “i tried to act cool at this concert and i thought i was leaning on a wall but apparently it was a speaker and now it’s on the ground. broken. in pieces. and everyone’s glaring at me (particularly the really hot guitarist). um…i can pay for that?” AU
  • “look it wasn’t arson alright. if i’m going to jail i want this in the public record. i set that abandoned shed on fire because it has ghosts. GHOSTS. and everyone knows the only way to kill ghosts is with fire. no officer, i’m not crazy.” AU
  • “my friend bet me that i wouldn’t make out with the next person that stepped through that door. now i seriously regret it because you are soooo much cuter than your friend. is it weird for me to flirt with you when i just had my tongue down their throat?” AU
  • “we’re both in a hostage situation and i know now isn’t the time, but what product do you use in your hair, because wow, it looks super soft. RIGHT. SORRY. NO TALKING. DON’T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT MR. HOSTAGE CRIMINAL GUY. AHAHAHAHA. *whispering* if we survive please let me know. i need to know. thanks.” AU. 
Seungkwan: Boo’s Tunes

anonymous asked: I read your soulmate!au for wonwoo and omg it was so good I loved it so much, is it alright if you could do a soulmate!au for seungkwan?

Summary: “AND I WILL” was written on your wrist. Yes, in all capital letters. You could only imagine how big of a personality your soulmate must have.

- Admin Syrup

You were studying intently, eyes scanning the page of formulas and definitions, when a hand clapped onto your shoulder. You jumped a little from your seat, and when you looked up from your notes your eyes met those of Choi Seungcheol, who was grinning mischievously. He was wearing a white t-shirt that seemed a size too small for him under a navy apron that had to be worn by all employees at the café.

Luckily he was a friend of yours, or else you would be doing more than glowering at him for interrupting your concentration. “Y/N! You’ve been here for 5 hours! You know there’s a 2 hour limit for customers, right? You’re my friend so I can make a slight exception but…” 

Keep reading

agentsofcap  asked:

Your due date for your twins is only a week away. All the boys are out on a mission, while Nat and Wanda stayed to keep you company. Two days into the mission and all of a sudden felt a wetness in your pants. "No, no, can't you two just stay in there and wait for your dad". Nat hearing this gets up and picks up everything that is needed. You three are waiting in the hospital waiting for the all clear to push. Bucky runs in the next second. "I'm here doll, don't worry". "You know that I hate you"

PART 2: “Doll you love me” The twins both come out beautiful and healthy. Everyone is trying to get a turn at holding them each. Everyone is asking what they names are. “Well, the little fella is named James Steven Barnes, while my new doll is Rebecca Natalia Barnes”. Steve and Nat both look towards you guys in shock. “We were also wondering if you could be the godparents for these troublemakers”. Cheers are heard throughout the room, while you and Bucky just smile at your not so little family.

Okay but Sam walking in and asking when you’re going to have another so they can use his name hahah - Gen 

Daddy Wednesday™

  • Keith: Take back the bayard and pack up the armor
  • Clear out the room and drop off the key
  • Leave with what's left of my dignity
  • Get in the ship, and just go.
  • Chalk it all up to experience,
  • They said I'd fail but I disagreed
  • Who could say then where my path would lead?
  • Well now I know
  • Back in the shade, never to soar
  • Back to what I was before
  • Back where I'm known
  • Back in my own very small pond
  • Laugh to myself when I arrive
  • With nowhere to thrive
  • That's fine with me, just tell me
  • Who I am.
  • Thanks for your help and for all you've done,
  • Thank you for treating me decently.
  • Pidge: (what's wrong?
  • Keith: (sung)
  • Maybe someday you can visit me
  • Give me a call, say hello
  • Pidge: (sung)
  • Wait, where are you going?
  • Keith:
  • I'm sorry I'm letting down everyone.
  • Pidge:
  • What brought on this?
  • Keith:
  • You did your best with a hopeless case.
  • Pidge:
  • That's ludicrous
  • Both:
  • You are the best thing about this place.
  • Pidge:
  • Keith you should know -
  • Keith: (interuppting, spoken)
  • -I'm leaving to join the Blade of Marmora
  • Pidge: (spoken)
  • What?
  • Keith:
  • It'll be better for everyone there's no reason for me to stay
  • Pidge: (sung)
  • What about love?
  • I never mentioned love
  • The timings bad I know
  • But perhaps if I'd made it more clear
  • That you belong right here
  • You wouldn't have to go
  • Cause you know that I'm so much in love.
  • Please don't go.
  • Please open the door
  • We both know we're worth so much more.
  • Keith: (sung at same time as last 3 lines)
  • Back in the shade, never to soar
  • Back to what I was before
  • Wandering alone, dream within reach
  • don't stray beyond
  • some guys fight hard, some face the trial, some guys were just meant to die....
  • Pidge:
  • If you can hear, can I just say, how much I want you to stay?
  • Keith:
  • It's not up to me
  • Just let me be
  • Who I am.
  • Pidge:
  • I need you to stay.
  • Keith:
  • It's not up to me
  • Just let me be
  • Who I am.
Tickle Fight

Okay so hey guys, this is going to be the first day to my one month (4 weeks) of writing, I plan to be posting something everyday for the next 4 weeks, so I hope you enjoy. And don’t hesitate to leave a request. -Admin Vicki

Genre: Smut

Word Count: 1,576

Pairings: Taehyung and Reader

Group: BTS

Originally posted by taehanstic-baby

Today was one of the very few days off you get from work and since your boyfriend, Taehyung still has work, you decided that relaxing would be best for you. 

Hours of pampering and nothingness slowly began to wore out. A heavy sigh parted from you as your slumped body relaxed into the couch cushion of your living room.

You wanted nothing more than to spend the day with the person you loved most. Alas you knew he wouldn’t be home for another hour so your hooded eyes lazily scanned the room looking for something that could help occupy your current boredom when suddenly a particular object peaked your interest.

‘That could work.’ you thought to yourself as you sat up.


All day long during practice Taehyung couldn’t keep you out of his mind no matter how hard he tried. He wanted nothing more that to be home, cuddling up beside you as your fingers gently ran through his hair. 

So once the members where dismissed, his first thought was to run straight to you, and that’s exactly what he did.

After opening the door to your apartment, the sound of loud crashing and music was the first to fill his ears. He quickly ran to the living room to see you sitting directly in front of the TV cross legged and holding a game controller. A knowing smile flashed upon his face but quickly vanished when he realized your current score.

“Hey! How’d you beat my high score?” he asked, genuinely surprised by your hard work. You however continued to pay your full attention to what was before you, earning a pout from Taehyung. He continued to shout out your name, trying to get your attention, and you heard him but continued to focus on the game, you were so close to leveling up.

Right when you were about to finish, Taehyung jumped in front of you, blocked the view of the TV and began attacking your sides with aggressive tickles, causing you to drop the remote controller and lose.

You tried to groan out in annoyance at his childish behavior but it was nearly impossible with the laughter that was bubbling deep inside you chest. You couldn’t hold back anymore and it was becoming a bit hard to breath threw the rounds of laughter so you firmly grabbed his wrists, stopping his movements.

Once the laughter began to die down you finally realized just how close Taehyung actually was. You laid flat on your back now holding onto his forearms as he hovered over your panting body. A few strands of your hair fell out of place and now stood in your face. Taehyung’s chocolate eyes, now dusted with a look you were all too familiar with and you were certain your did too, lust.

Taehyung freed one of his hands from your grasp to slowly sort out the loose hairs as he looked you deep in your eyes. “You shouldn’t have ignore me.”

“I'm sor-”

“Oh no no no,” He interrupted you. “We both know just saying that won’t do.” He then leaned done to place a softer than expected kiss to your lips. It was short but sweet, and exactly what the both of you needed after today.

“But I’m willing to over look that since I’ve missed you so much.” He leaned down again to connect your lips. The kiss quickly turned heated as your tongues hungrily brushed against each other. Your hands found their way to his neck as you turned your head to deepen the kiss. Taehyung was the first to pull away when air became urgent, a line of your mixed saliva still connected the two you but quickly broke when he began to talk.

“I would take you to the bedroom but this,” His eyes gave your body a once over before returning to yours. “Is more convenient.” Normally you would’ve been embarrassed from the amount of legs that were being shown freely, but you were so desperate you didn’t care about how under dressed you were, it was your home anyway right?

“Then do it.” You boldly commanded before reaching forward to pull his gorgeous body towards yours and pressing your lips against his for another round of heated kisses. His tongue gliding against yours sent a pleasant wave of shivers done your spine and straight to your heat. A moan manage to slip past your lips and into the shared kiss, Taehyung began to lower himself between your wide legs and began grinding his hard erection into you. The thin pajama pants you were wearing along with the swat pants he was wearing didn’t leave much to the imagination for you could feel everything he had to offer and more.

You couldn’t hold back the moans that Taehyung found so sexy anymore, instead you pulled away from the kiss in order to moan out into the heavy atmosphere. His lips instantly found your neck and began marking his territory will little love bites that would be difficult to hide tomorrow morning but you didn’t care. Instead your hand found its place in his soft hair, tugging at it softly. 

“Look at how needy you are today.” He groaned into your ear before lightly tugging at it will his teeth. Another moan emitted from your bruised lips, Taehyung was quick to answer it with a moan of his own.

“I don’t think I can wait any longer.” He began to pull away from you and quickly took off his shirt and sweat pants. “I need you right now.” He said as he started crawling towards you in nothing but his boxers.

He pulled you by the waist to his firm chest and sloppily kissed. His hands slowly rose up the inside of your shirt. You quickly got the message and pulled away from his to take if off. That was when you truly began to see just how had he was. A smirk crossed over your feature as you began to slowly back up and off of the straddling position you once were in.

You now were seated in front of him, on your knees and trailing a single finger up and down his exposed thighs. Your fingers finally reached the top of his boxers, you raised your head up to watch Taehyung as you began to tease them off of his waist and down his legs until the were fully off and discarded somewhere in the room.

You hands firmly grasped onto the base of his cock as you pumped him slowly. Your gaze returned to him, asking for permission. He was quick to answer with a nod, you could feel his legs visibly shaking as you quickly picked up speed. Every few pumps you would take your thumb to spread out the pre-cum that was leaking from his slit.

“Fuck y/n, ahh.” He moaned in ecstasy, kicking his head back onto the sofa.

“What’s wrong baby?” You asked in a sweat tone.

“Oh you’re so good to me, ah fuck y/n… I’m so close to cumming.” Your grip around his shaft tightened as you picked up speed. It wasn’t long before one of his hands softly shooed away yours, releasing his grip around you.

“Get on all fours baby girl.” He demanded in a husky voice that just had your wanting heat dipping, you could feel just how wet your panties were.

One of his hands came down hard on your ass, the pain sent even more waves of heat to the center.

“Please Daddy I need your cock inside of me.” You whined at the feeling of your throbbing clit against your underwear, you grinded your ass back into nothing causing you to whine from the amount of friction you were getting.

“Of course baby, but first we have to get rid of these.” He said as he helped you out of the rest of your remaining clothes. Once you were completely naked you returned back to your original position, in front of him on all fours.

A small moan pasted your lips as Taehyung slowly pushed himself into your needy walls. “Damn you’re so tight y/n!” He groaned as he continued to stretch you out with his slow thrusts, making sure that you were accustomed to his size.

“Faster Taehyung.” You moaned out, and immediately he began to snap into yours. He would pull out just to plunge back into you at full force. It wasn’t long before he managed to find you sweet spot causing you to moan out even louder as your hips pushed back to meet his thrusts.

The sound of both your moans filled the room and bounced off the walls along with the amazing sounds of skin hitting skin. You could feel your release approaching faster.

“I'm cumm-”

“I know baby,” Taehyung managed to interrupt threw heavy breaths. His thrust became sloppy and hectic as he was reaching his point too. “Cum with me y/n.”

You were the first to release all over his cock as your walls began to clench around him. The feeling of how tight you were around him and your warm juices cause him to blow his load right after. After riding out your highs he pulled out and allowed you to collapsed onto the floor.

After laying down for a bit, he disappeared to the bathroom and returned back to you with a warm damp towel to clean you up with.

Did you like? Well I HOPE so. LOL. If you have any requests as to what you’d like me to write for you guys, feel free to leave a request. And if you’re bored checkout some more of our BTS scenario posts on the BTS Masterlist.
XOXO, Admin Vicki