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Unhappy Weather Drabbles

Send a symbol and I’ll write a drabble involving our muses.

☼ one of us gets dehydrated and faints.
☀ one (or both!) of us get severely sunburned
☁ one of us is paralyzed with fear during a thunderstorm
☂ we’re driving together in a heavy rainstorm and the road’s slippery
☃ we’re locked outside the house in the snow…in our pajamas
☄ we can’t see a meteor shower because the city lights are too bright
☾ one of us found the other staring at the moon…and crying.
❄ we survived the avalanche but now we’re bundled up in a cave praying for rescue
ϟ one of us is actually struck by lightning, what are the chances?

I’ve been trapped in Tahoe all week in the midst of a gnarly bender and we can’t get off the fucking mountain because of avalanches also we crashed our car and my soul is very very dead

Signs as lyrics from That's The Spirit
  • Aries: It’s funny how things work out
  • Such a bitter irony
  • Like a kick right to the teeth
  • It fell apart right from the start
  • But I couldn’t even see the forest for the trees
  • (I’m afraid you asked for this)
  • Bring Me The Horizon - True Friends
  • Taurus: What doesn't kill you
  • Makes you wish you were dead
  • Got a hole in my soul growing deeper and deeper
  • And I can't take
  • One more moment of this silence
  • The loneliness is haunting me
  • And the weight of the world's getting harder to hold up
  • Bring Me The Horizon - Drown
  • Gemini: I need a cure for me cause a square doesn't fit the circle
  • Give me a remedy cause my head wasn't wired for this world
  • I need a cure for me cause a square doesn't fit the circle
  • Give me a remedy cause my head wasn't wired for this world
  • Bring Me The Horizon - Avalanche
  • Cancer: We are possessed
  • We're all fucked in the head
  • Alone and depressed
  • But if we sing along a little fucking louder
  • To a happy song
  • Maybe we'll forget cause
  • Bring Me The Horizon - Happy Song
  • Leo: Don't call it a party cause it never stops
  • Now one is too many but it's never enough
  • Don't tell me you're happy cause this isn't love
  • So be careful what you wish for
  • So be careful what you wish for
  • Bring Me The Horizon - Oh No
  • Virgo: Don't come crawling back to me when you break down
  • Cause you dug yourself into this hole all by yourself
  • Don't come crawling back to me when you break down
  • You can find somebody else...
  • Bring Me The Horizon - What You Need
  • Libra: Come sink into me and let me breathe you in
  • I’ll be your gravity, you be my oxygen
  • So dig two graves cause when you die
  • I swear I’ll be leaving by your side
  • Bring Me The Horizon - Follow You
  • Scorpio: So you can throw me to the wolves
  • Tomorrow I will come back
  • Leader of the whole pack
  • Beat me black and blue
  • Every wound will shape me
  • Every scar will build my throne
  • Bring Me The Horizon - Throne
  • Saggittarius: Ask no questions and you'll get no lies
  • Turn the cheek and blind the eye
  • Let it go
  • Bend the knee and give away your life
  • Bite your tongue and close your mind
  • Never know
  • Bring Me The Horizon - Blasphemy
  • Capricorn: The sticks and the stones that
  • You used to throw have
  • Built me an empire
  • So don’t even try
  • To cry me a river
  • Cause I forgive you
  • You are the reason I still fight
  • Bring Me The Horizon - Throne
  • Aquarius: My heart's a hieroglyph, it talks in tongues
  • Ten thousand voices fill my broken lungs
  • But through the white wave, I still hear it call
  • Bring Me The Horizon - Run
  • Pisces: So leave the lights on I’m coming home
  • It's getting darker but I carry on
  • The sun won't shine here, it never did
  • And when it rains, it fucking pours
  • But I think I like it
  • And you know that I'm love with the pain
  • I think I like it
  • Bring Me The Horizon - Doomed
Trash Can Tales or I didn’t mean to ship it

Do you ship cockles?

That’s a good question, fictional construct.  I mean, obviously Jensen and Misha are very close friends, comfortable with each other, and get along great.  And I’m really of the firm opinion that celebrities should have their privacy respected and their personal life is their personal life and none of our business really, you know?  But they do have amazing chemistry on stage, don’t they?  Those Jibcon panels, so entertaining.  My favorite.  They just keep flirting enjoy each other so much it is a joy to watch.  They just fucking glow seem so happy around each other it makes me happy watching them.  Even before I knew “cockles” was a thing that people shipped I would have earnestly told you that Jensen+Misha panels were my favorite.  (maybe that’s why Destiel is so compelling?)

And then I learned about cockles and I was like oh shit what no I DON’T WANT TO BE AN RPS get that away from me.  And then the cockles PHOTO OPS and STORIES and REBLOGS OF JIBCON and gdi I WHAT WHY do they keep telling stories about flirting behind the scenes and giving us EVIDENCE in the gag reels and why does the ONE COCKLES PANEL PER YEAR have to be so hysterically entertaining and dripping with affection and joyful I MEAN deep breaths

Look, I don’t know where on the “7 years of UST” vs “doing it on the regular” continuum they fall and that is so none of our business and of course they love their wives and maybe they are just really close friends but it doesn’t really matter because all evidence suggests that they love each other however they’ve chosen to define that so ok, yes, cockles.  fuck.

I’m just going to hang out in my trash can here which is NOT covered in gifs of jibcon and photo ops WHAT are you talking about I WOULD NEVER