we are stuck with idiot leaders

my feelings towards characters in Civil War
  • STEVE: wins most unhelpful person of the year award and most hypocritical and most lying
  • TONY: pls go to a hospital because i'm literally scared you're gonna keel over
  • NATASHA: oh look! a voice of logic and reason, thank god!
  • BUCKY: you deserve so much better
  • SAM: bless you beautiful soul even if i don't always agree
  • RHODEY: bless you beautiful soul and i totally agree with you on everything!
  • T'CHALLA: another one who found logic and reason, woo!
  • VISION: my sweet summer child
  • CLINT: fuck u
  • WANDA: sometimes i love you, sometimes you infuriate me to no end, what do i even do
  • SCOTT: just shut up
  • PETER: my sweet summer child #2
  • SHARON: i still sigh at some of your choices, but at least you have logic and reason too, score 3 for team logic and reason!
  • THUNDERBOLT ROSS: you sneaky clever bastard
  • EVERETT ROSS: i'm so sorry you got stuck with all these idiots and you have to share your last name with a creep
  • AUNT MAY: a new sass god has arisen
  • RUMLOW: wish you stuck around longer
  • HOWARD AND MARIA: NOPE
  • T'CHAKA: the ultimate leader of team logic and reason, the hero we needed and deserved
  • ZEMO: very clever, I'm impressed
  • STAN THE FEDEX MAN: a true hero