headcanon that dex watches deadliest catch the same way some people watch hockey
- dex: NO YOU FUCKING MORON, DON'T LEAVE THE FUCKING CAGE OPEN! WHAT ARE YOU, AN AMATEUR?
- dex: OH GOOD, NOW YOU'RE SAILING INTO THE STORM. GREAT. JUST GREAT.
- dex: DID A KINDERGARTENER TEACH YOU HOW TO NAVIGATE A BOAT?
- chowder: should we... do something?
- nursey, recording dex on his phone and adding all the clips to his snap story: nah let him have this