we are not pleased

Playing a Paladin

DM: the forest seems corrupted with demonic energy, you see a small bird land on a tree branch, then suddenly the tree eats it.

Paladin IC: The forest is corrupted, we must March forth and cleanse it!

Paladin player: someone please talk the h out of charging into the forest.

Wizard player: no I’m gonna see how this pans out

Needles to say, things did not go well for the Paladin.

I need an episode later on with Cas and Dean taking Jack and Claire to play mini golf; and where Cas and Jack are dutifully reading all the rules and paying attention to the par at every hole, and writing down everyone’s score with those obscenely tiny pencils, expressing nothing short of sheer delight—Dean and Claire are off cussing at that god damn windmill for the twentieth time because, once again, it’s been freaking rigged to screw them outta what was sure to be a hole in one.

“Dean, I don’t think you should be kicking this establishment’s obstacles; they’re supposed to be difficult—that’s the challenge.”

“Cork it, Cas! These places do nothin’ but take your money and drive ya insane while feedin’ you shit pizza!”

“It was your idea to come here, Dean … Dean, Dean— please don’t hit the windmill with your club! Dean!”

And Jack will just watch every second curiously as Claire laughs her ass off and steals sips of Dean’s beer when no one’s looking.

EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!!

Steven Universe is FINALLY returning to Cartoon Network in the form of rerunning the Wanted arc, after SU not airing AT ALL for months.

So for all viewers in the US, with access to CN, watch Steven Universe when it’s on on Sunday 1st October at 6am, to show CN that we care, and give it good ratings so they will be encouraged to rerun more episodes and then hopefully end the hiatus and bring new episodes sooner.

When OG Teen Titans returned (on a 6am time slot) lots of people specifically watched it, and because of those ratings, it now airs regularly. So can’t we do the same again with Steven Universe??

If he doesn’t like being called J Horse,

Originally posted by jaayhope

Don’t ever call him that

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

He’s a beautiful man

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

It literally feels like the sun is shining

Originally posted by parkjmzl

When he smiles

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Its radiant and soothing

Originally posted by ttaegiis

So can we please

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Love our Sunshine a little more?

Originally posted by hob-e

Let Jung Hoseok’s nickname be Sunshine?

Chanyeol: Lay Hyung~~~~~ Though we weren’t able to be together much this year, but you know i still love you right?? Love you ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Happy birthday!!!! ♥️♥️♥️

Lay: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ You are going to upload this on instagram again aren’t you ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I really love you. It’s a pity that i didn’t manage to see you because you were too busy, kkaebiru~ (t/n: fans are speculating that ‘kkaebiru’ is evolved from ‘kkaebsong’ and ‘kkaebi’)

171008 real__pcy: 사랑하는 레이형!! 오늘 해외에서 돌아와서 정신이 없어서 까먹어버렸지만..생일 축하해요!! 올해는 정말 얼굴보기 힘들었지만 그래도 많이많이 생각하는거 알지??? 중국에서도 건강하고 얼른 자주 봐요♥️ 

Beloved Lay Hyung!! I just got back from overseas today and was absentminded so i forgot about this but still… Happy Birthday!! It was hard for us to meet face to face this year, but you know that i think about you a lot right??? Take care of your health in China and let’s meet frequently soon ♥️

anonymous asked:

Kat,,,,,,,keith Cries,,,,,,,,,fanon keith is dead,,,hes,,,,,emotiONAL,,,

Dude. Dude, I know. Here’s some great stuff about Keith that fandom can no longer deny:

  • when asked to describe himself he first comes up blank
  • no mentions of his talents whatsoever?? he’s not arrogant
  • in fact he has no trouble admitting that he’s bad at something
  • keeps saying that he pilots the black lion but refuses to say that he’s the black paladin
  • he thinks that being part Galra might be why he has always been bad at connecting with people 
  • automatically plays around with his knife when the Galra part gets mentioned
  • THE STUPID CHEER FROM S1 IS STILL ON HIS MIND
  • is very straightforward and wants to avoid complicated stuff as much as possible
  • apologized twice for blowing up; he’s self-conscious about his temper
  • [voice crack] “I don’t know why I’m that way”
  • is aware of his abandonment issues
  • is also aware that he puts some walls up
  • tries to compose himself by rubbing his fingers together
  • knows when he is about to cry and promised himself not to do it ((in front of the camera/a potential audience at least))

HE’S. SO GREAT. SO SO GREAT. He’s much more self-aware than fandom gives him credit for. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ;A;

Okay, so my family’s been watching the weather channel as of late, and my dad’s shipping hurricanes.

HE’S. SHIPPING. HURRICANES!

He’s convinced what’s been going on off the coast is just one big soap opera.

You see, you got Jose, who’s been following Irma around like a lovesick puppy dog. And why not? Irma is a big girl, she’s got a great eye, Cat 4, who wouldn’t want a gal like that? However, Irma didn’t seem to be paying much attention to Jose, the poor guy. And by the time Jose even gets to the coast, Irma’s already gone out to sea and died. The love of his life is gone forever! So what does poor Jose do? He goes out to sea to sulk, only to come back in a post-depressive rage over the loss of his true love! He never got to be with his dear Irma (though honestly Irma was already way out of his league to begin with).

But NOW here comes the real twist. Cuz guess who’s come chasing after Jose?

Maria, Jose’s Cat 5 wife who is not happy at all about him running off to be with another woman. (Literally the MINUTE we heard about Maria my dad shouted, “Oh no Jose was married!” I kid you not he’s serious about this.) 

So Jose’s now running from Maria, who’s big and angry and ready to smack him around like no tomorrow and we’re staying tuned til the next episode of our new favorite show.

My dad’s calling it, “As The Tide Turns”. I have no words except these.