Playing a Paladin
DM: the forest seems corrupted with demonic energy, you see a small bird land on a tree branch, then suddenly the tree eats it.
Paladin IC: The forest is corrupted, we must March forth and cleanse it!
Paladin player: someone please talk the h out of charging into the forest.
Wizard player: no I’m gonna see how this pans out
Needles to say, things did not go well for the Paladin.