we are mess

been growing out my hair for 3+ years but this is it, i made an appointment at a nicer hair salon for this afternoon and i am going back to the Bisexual Bob

pray for me. and also my stylist

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In conjunction with their new safe mode filtering on mobile devices, seems Tumblr just rolled out a system where a combination of moderators and automated processes screens Tumblr posts for sensitive content.

For whatever unknown reason, quite a few posts on this blog has been deemed “sensitive content” by Tumblr and therefore is hidden unless you opt out of safe mode. I have reported reviews for the many dozens of posts that were clearly mistakenly marked sensitive… but if you happen to run into one, please take the extra 17 seconds to click on the option to tell Tumblr that they are in fact, wrong. Thank you kindly.

Look I don’t know what kind of satanic ritual this is but can wondertrev shippers not make me cry more than I already am? Look at some of the quotes in your edits!!!

• “The most painful state of being is remembering the future, particularly the one you will never have.”
- I have never been more offended. They would’ve had breakfast, gotten married, had babies, etc. but they can’t, can they?!

• “Have you ever been in love? Once. How did it end? It hasn’t.”
- THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY. Diana has loved only one man for 100 years; I am fucked up™

• “What are you more afraid of? That he gave you his heart or that you would gladly give him yours in return?”
- She never got to tell Steve that she loved him back and that is the reason that my skin hates me.

• “My love, take your time. I’ll see you on the other side.”
- Ok so I’m in pain thinking about Steve waiting for Diana to join him because home girl’s a goddess and isn’t dying soon.

• “There is one greatest joy I shall not know again because my heart for loss of you was broken long ago.”
- What kind of trash

• “How do I say goodbye when I hardly had a chance to say hello?”
- I just want to talk okay? Meet me in a dark alley

• “There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part so just give me a happy middle and a very happy start.”
- LISTEN TO ME: STOP.

• “IN ANOTHER LIFE I WOULD BE YOUR GIRL. WE KEEP ALL OUR PROMISES. BE US AGAINST THE WORLD. IN ANOTHER LIFE I WOULD MAKE YOU STAY SO I DON’T HAVE TO SAY YOU WERE THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY.”
- THE AUDACITY TO USE THIS ALREADY PAINFUL SONG IN A WONDERTREV EDIT. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

These are just a few that have made me stop mid-scroll and cry because I’ll never get over Diana and Steve.

This is a special announcement that Tumblr has messed up your feed.

In conjunction with their new safe mode filtering on mobile devices, seems Tumblr just rolled out a system where a combination of moderators and automated processes screens Tumblr posts for sensitive content.

For whatever unknown reason, quite a few posts on this blog has been deemed “sensitive content” by Tumblr and therefore is hidden unless you opt out of safe mode. I have reported reviews for the many dozens of posts that were clearly mistakenly marked sensitive… but if you happen to run into one, please take the extra 17 seconds to click on the option to tell Tumblr that they are in fact, wrong. Thank you kindly.

tw: mentions of sexual assault

i’m hoping that the accusation against baekho isn’t true, but as a victim of multiple instances of sexual assault, i also hope people will stop blaming or threatening the alleged victim. what if she’s telling the truth? i still haven’t told many of my close friends or family about my traumatic experiences, even though it’s been several years now. please don’t spread hate against either party.

But seriously tho, on the topic of temperatures we can survive and stuff, aliens would flip the heck out if they lived where i do.

I live in a part of southern Canada that gets so cold that being outside for more than 2 minutes means you have a good chance of getting frost bite.

My room has two outside walls, and is very well insulated. In the winter i get frost on the inside of my walls and i couldnt give two shits. I sleep with the exact same blankets i do in the summer.

Like you see all these things about Australia, or rainforests, or Florida, and how extreme they are.

But id like to see aliens take on a candian hosehead. They’re like red necks, but with more crazy stunts, more beer, and more guns. Like can you imagine???

Alien: ah yes a nice cool region this will do nicely for the invasian

Human: *careens off building on a ski doo towing another man on a toboggan, hollering about how he left his beer at the lodge*

Alien: well perhaps the local species are a bit strange, but mostly harmless! After all, this species of humans “can-ayy-dee-ins” are known throughout this planet as kind and docile, we shall have no difficu-SMACK- HOLY GILSNIP YOU HIT ME WITH A PEICE OF ICE YOU PRIES FROM THE LAKE AND NOW IM BLEEDING HOW DARE YOU FEEL MY WRATH

Humans: WEEEE HEEEHEHEEEEE you came to the wrong neighbour hood, bud!

Alien:…. my scans say you are heavily intoxicated. This shall be a easy fight

Human: *whistles loudly and gives a big toothy smile*

Alien: starts screaming as another human on a sled heads a MASSIVE HEARD OF WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BEAST ITS FURY AND IT HAS BEEN HORNS GREAT GILSNAP GET ME OUT OF HERE

Humans: high fiving as they climb on their sleds and chase after their herd of buffalo because that will take a while but it was ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT DID YOU SEE THAT ALIENS FACE GET REKT

The way Isak sees himself in the morning (if he can open his eyes long enough):

  • a mess
  • his shirt is crumbled
  • his hair is in wild disarray, strands sticking up in awkward angles
  • his eyes are small and almost always sticky from sleep
  • his skin is a mixture of paleness and red blotches
  • his face slightly puffy 

The way Even sees Isak in the morning

  • a miracle 
  • his crumbled shirt makes Isak look so cozy and he is just so warm 
  • his soft blond curls endearingly ruffled 
  • his usually bright green eyes beady and still a little dazed 
  • his face sporting a cute blush on those high cheekbones
  • his mouth always drawn into a pout (and anyway, the way his boy glares at the world or who ever invented mornings makes him look like a disgruntled kitten and makes Even go weak in the knees and his stomach flip and his heart swell and press a thousand kisses all over Isak’s face, where a slow smile spreads at the received affection)

actually Good Things that we got from the chihoko drama
• victor loves yuuri’s offseason tummy and likes to squish it
• seunggil likes kissing boys
• “this person may be yuuri’s past, but i’m his now”
• minami and yurio were rivals in their junior days
• chris appreciating phichit’s ass
• “i could search the world, nobody is better than you!”

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And now, we will rule