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The Kids are Socialists Because Capitalism is Dickslapping the Planet
By Holly Wood

Capitalism doesn’t have a plan, you know. It only goes in one direction and it doesn’t care what you want.

The most advanced capitalist states are literally at the stage of collapse and yet we deny that perhaps the problem is capitalism. Capitalism is a system that we can prove with any science is fucking the planet and yet the rich can convince most this is progress. This is like burning your hands on a hot stove and thinking the problem is anything but fire.

Capitalism not only eats babies, it makes sure those babies suffer horrific and needless deaths first because suffering is less costly than care. Better if their parents are helpless to do anything but watch. Teaches the rest the lesson.

Capitalism does better the more people are made to suffer. Why? Because those who are made to suffer are the easiest to domesticate and farm for profit. Pavlov taught us that much. Come on. Our freedom is leashed because capitalism profits that way.

Capitalism wants your parents to die long, drawn-out, painful deaths from preventable diseases because managing slow, painful death is a hugely profitable enterprise employing tens of thousands of people. Don’t question what makes good-paying jobs, idiot. Fastest growing career sector.

Capitalism is why there are six empty houses in this country for every homeless person but thousands still freeze to death. Capitalism is why we waste 40 percent of our food while children die of starvation. Capitalism is why 200 species went extinct today. Capitalism is why we’re all going to war for oil under the North Pole. Capitalism is why your kid is going to die in a water riot.

Capitalism is the state religion of sociopaths.

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thekilljoysarehere  asked:

Hi, your blog is very helpful, and I was wondering if I could get a batch of prompts about someone's who is violent/hot-headed? Thanks! <3

//Thank you! I hope this is what you meant.

“Look, my patience is running out. Leave me alone or we’ll both regret what happens next.”

“You don’t understand a single thing about me.”

“Shows what you know- violence is always an answer. No one said anything about it being right.”

“Am I sorry? No, not really.”

~Bonnie&Clyde / A New Musical Sentence Starters ~
  • “These are things you take a chance for.”
  • “I´m gonna shoot my way out.”
  • “I don´t intend to waste my life ´round here.”
  • “Pull three jobs? What does that mean?”
  • “This world will remember me.”
  • “Your face should be up on the silver screen.”
  • “I always knew I´d be a star.”
  • “We weren´t born to live and die in _______,”
  • “We can´t spend our whole lives hidin´,”
  • “Now pull yourself together, because you´ve gone pale.”
  • “I´ve been dreaming of a hot meal with you as my dessert.”
  • “I ain´t like these other women.”
  • “How ´bout a dance?”
  • “You´ll lose the blues and you may lose your heart.”
  • “Would you stop tugging at my sleeve?”
  • “He´s no bed of roses.”
  • “We both know you can do better than him.”
  • “I know you won´t do better than me.”
  • “There´s no man who could love you like I do.”
  • “All I know is that I never felt like this.”
  • “I wouldn´t change him if I could.”
  • “I always knew what I was taking on.”
  • “You don´t have no say, your heart decides.”
  • “Most girls would hate to be standing in my shoes.”
  • “You never think what´s down the road while the fairytale is real.”
  • “All I did was rob a few stores.”
  • “I´ve been broken by the devil, “
  • “I won´t get to heaven, why not raise a little hell?”
  • “Why would have thought that a waitress from _____ would have the  guts to bust me out?”
  • “My name is gonna make the history books.”
  • “You said you´d go straight!”
  • “‘Hell of a Ride!* will be the words on our epitaphs.”
  • “This cold world will remember us.”
  • “You cannot buy your soul back. God don´t make that kind of deal.”
  • “I gotta get out now while I still can.”
  • “It ain´t my fault, I had no choice.”
  • “I wouldn´t hurt you for the world, babe.”
  • “I´ll get through this  ´cause I´m leaving.”
  • “We were born to be together.”
  • “My mistake is loving you. Even if I walked away my heart won´t let me get  far.”
  • “I must  be in love or else I´m going mad.”
  • “Why do folks wanna be heroes?”
  • “Dyin´ ain´t so bad, not if you both go together.”
  • “Only when one´s left behind does it get sad.”
  • “A short and lovin´ life, that ain´t so bad.”
  • “I´m sorry, but I´m not that strong.”
  • “The´re some things in life you can´t replace.”
  • “I don´t need to end up in a rocking chair.”
  • “Seems you get to live your life just once.”
  • “Just hold me darlin´.”
  • “This  night should have meant  so much more.”
  • “This never happened before.”
  • Lucifer, stroking his new meat suit: Whoa, Cas youre hung! You think after this whole possession ordeal we could screw around a little? No idea how Sam n Dean miss this hot bod right in front of them.
  • Dean: right. That's it. You're not Cas. He would never praise how-
  • Sam: You gotta admit, he is pretty hung, even compared to you.
  • Gabriel: How do you kno- you know what. I ain't even bothering. Lollypop anyone?

anonymous asked:

My favorite thing about any knitting speedster headcanons is the "oh dear my yarn caught fire" like???? Have you ever tried to set acrylic yarn on fire? As a teen I tried w/ a friend (it was like 3am and we're v fire oriented kids) and you wanna know what happened? /The candle we were trying to light it with got so hot the glass it was in broke/ and the yarn was fine. I've doused this shit in lighter fluid and lit it up and the yarn was fine.

headcanon that all speedsters submit their material to Mick Rory for testing. Heat Wave Noninflammatory Seal carries weight

anonymous asked:

Isabella lmao and kristen kringle

oooo, thank you for asking! <3

ISABELLA:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life — (if she was in it longer she would probably become a love of my life)

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (we don’t know much about her but she seems like a slytherin, perhaps a bit of a hufflepuff too!)

best quality: knows what she wants (in this case ed) and goes for it. I’m sure that applies to all aspects of her life

worst quality: needs to find a balance when it comes to chill? literally met ed and then made cutouts of him and her in wedding attire (zero chill), but then when she’s about to be hit by a train, and granted everyone might react differently, she barely does anything and just goes “oh dear” (way too much chill) I mean?????????

ship them with: well, I mean, it’s got to be ed, right?

brotp them with:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

needs to stay away from: oswald. trains.

misc. thoughts: I actually really liked isabella! I miss her a lot honestly. she’s a shady bitch but more importantly I want her to be my shady bitch. is all about edward nygma and honestly I relate. most of her ships end in death #same. deserved better. was just an innocent person, even if she was a little creepy at times. although, I do want her to be a clone or something. unfairly hated honestly. deserves more than half the shit. want her to come back so she won’t just be perceived as a straight coming in to fuck with a gay ship. literal angel. good fashion sense. looks so beautiful I could cry sometimes. yeah, I just really like her! 

honestly, what a cutie <3 

 KRISTEN:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life — (I love her a little too, it just depends really)

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (although I would bang isabella more??????)

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (maybe ravenclaw too?)

best quality: I don’t know???? she can be pretty strong at times. I just think the writers were a bit all over the place with her. I feel if we got more episodes with her in we would have seen that she’s actually really strong and brave and we might have seen more of her doing her own thing <3

worst quality: it’s not a quality, but I don’t like that she thought she needed to be a dick about/to ed at certain times. a lot of the time I will admit he deserved it, but there were a couple of times that she was really mean where it wasn’t needed and it was just kind of horrible? I don’t really know if that’s her fault though. in canon the gcpd is a toxic place, especially back then and you can imagine what it would be like to be surrounded by people constantly talking about how annoying ed is or how weird he is (and he was stalking her and stuff) so yeah, I can’t fully blame her. and it could be put down to a horrible writers decision honestly.

ship them with: ed a little also, a little bit of lee :3

brotp them with:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

needs to stay away from:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ed, maybe? I mean, ugh, I don’t know.

misc. thoughts: I don’t like kristen as much as I love isabella but I do still quite like her. it would have been nice to know more about her. her fashion sense is A+ honestly. would 100% kill to look like her quite frankly. was just trying to live her life and do her job and it never really worked out for her. her and lee could have ran away from gotham together and been happy but nope. the writers could of had her and ed be somewhat happy even if it wasn’t always in a relationship, but as bros, but ofc it didn’t go down that route. if she was in it today she’d probably be harvey levels of done when it comes to the shit that goes down in gotham. idk man I think she was a missed opportunity, also: #protectherfromallmen2kforever.

and also, have two of my favourite kristen moments :3

lmao her name is spelt differently in the gif because I copied and pasted it from a script website and some people spell it that way

  • Someone: Do you love him? *points at Clark*
  • Lois: What? I mean yuck, I mean heck no, I mean not a chance in hell, I mean I'm hot chocolate and he's smelly fish, I mean-
  • Someone: [judging you​ stare]
  • Lois: Idk, who cares? Maybe?? Why do you care? Who sent you!??
  • Someone: You still yet to answer my question.
  • Lois: Yes, okay, you happy? I care about him. I like him a lot. I might actually be in love with him, in fact, I am. We're soul mates.
  • Someone: You could've just said yes and spared us both, you know.
  • Lois: [flipped 'em the bird]

I miss the taste of sweet fruit, hot summer evenings, when juices ran down our hands; our smiles as wide as the horizon. We wore our youth like a badge, went head-first into everything, naked. I miss the rush of being alive, of being ignorant of life and the world. It’s harsh living out here. It’s teeth and knives and it bites. It bites hard. And you bleed. I’ve seen it break the best of us. Bent many. Twisted some unrecognisable. I’ve seen it take. And it doesn’t give. Not usually. When it does, you know you owe it, and it’ll come to collect.

on life | 23.6.17

You know what pisses me the fuck off?

When people compliment cis men they always say “you’re so sexy, you’re so hot”. And when people compliment trans men, ESPECIALLY if they’re pre-t, they just go “PRECIOUS BOY SO SMALL SO TINY SO CUTE AWWWW”

And honestly? It doesn’t make me feel good about myself at all. They don’t even call us MEN, they call us BOYS. Even if some of us are 20 years old, we’re boys. It pisses me off.

I want to be hot. I want to be sexy and I want to be known as a man. A normal dude. Not just some small tiny baby boy who’s so cute and innocent. Fuck that.

If you’re gonna call me “smol cute boy” you’d might as well just tell me “I think you’re a girl and totally different than cis men, and I can’t call you hot”.

170619 Naver Today’s Music - Summer Songs Recommended By BTS

Jungkook’s recommendation: Steve Aoki, Louis Tomlinson - Just Hold On

“Exciting songs are a must when it comes to summer right? The more you listen to this song, the better your mood will be, it’s great for summer.”

Jungkook’s recommendation: One Ok Rock - We Are

“When you sweat and are tired because of the hot weather, you can find your inner peace by listening to this song. If you turn it on so loud as if your earphones are going to burst, it’ll give you strength no matter how hot and frustrated you feel.”

Jimin’s recommendation: YUI - Good-Bye Days

“It’s a song I have been listening to a lot since I was young. I don’t know since when but I have come to listen to this song whenever I feel good, tired or sad, regardless of the season. I think it’s a good song to enjoy when summer comes too.

Jimin’s recommendation: Sara Bareilles - Love Song

“This song makes your mood better just from listening to it. I want to listen to this song in the summer too.”

V’s recommendation: Chet Baker - Blue Room

“This is a song by my favorite trumpeter Chet Baker. It suits summer nights too. I want to make a song with this kind of mood.”

V’s recommendation: Sigur Ros - All Alright

“I like songs that can be listened to at dawn the most. It’s a good song to listen to when walking on the bridge at dawn in the summer. This is also one of the songs with styles that I want to try composing among my favorite songs.”

J-hope’s recommendation: Jazzyfact - Waste Of Time

“A song that expresses well the feeling of wasting time staying at home in the beautiful summer. Whenever I listen to this song, I want to go out and play.”

J-hope’s recommendation: Justin Bieber - Beauty And A Beat

“The first song that comes to my mind when talking about summer. Every piece of melody makes me think of the sea. It gives the summer vibe even when listening in other seasons.”

Rap Monster’s recommendation: Frank Ocean - Super Rich Kids

“The first song that comes to my mind when talking about summer. It has just the right amount of excitement and relaxation. I want to listening to this song and lie down on the tube, floating on the water. It makes me feel like a ‘super rich kids’ like the title.”

Rap Monster’s recommendation: Peppertones - Ready, Get Set, Go!

“If Frank Ocean’s song is the sea or swimming pool, this song makes me think of the mountain or park. When it’s hot, speeding down on a bike while turning on bluetooth speaker loudly and let the wind embrace my face is just perfect. Such a simple thing like that makes me more excited and enjoy the summer more.”

Suga’s recommendation: DJ DOC - Summer Story

“When I was young, I used to go to the manga store to escape the heat and this song was always turned on there. I think the store owner really liked this song. I always think of this song whenever summer comes.”

Suga’s recommendation: Clon - Kung Dari Shabara

“I once went to Cheongsong Valley with my cousin in the hot summer when I was young. We sang ‘Kung Dari Shabara’ together there. I still remember that time clearly whenever talking about summer now.”

Jin’s recommendation: Julia Michaels - Issues

“I listened to this song for the first time when I went to Billboard Music Awards not long ago. Seeing her welled up with emotions and cried after the performance ended made me feel ‘So that’s emotions’. Her voice’s really beautiful, I hope many people will listen to this when summer comes.”

Jin’s recommendation: Luis Fonsi, Justin Bieber, Daddy Yankee - Despacito

“This song makes you feel like you’re at a festival in South America. A perfect song to dance to alone when you wake up in the morning and take a shower. I get excited for no reason from listening to this song.”

Solar System: Things to Know This Week

Mark your calendars for summer 2018: That’s when we’re launching a spacecraft to touch the sun

In honor of our first-ever mission to the heart of the solar system, this week we’re delving into the life and times of this powerful yellow dwarf star.

1. Meet Parker 

Parker Solar Probe, our first mission to go to the sun, is named after Eugene Parker, an American astrophysicist who first theorized that the sun constantly sends out a flow of particles and energy called the solar wind. This historic mission will explore one of the last regions of the solar system to be visited by a spacecraft and help scientists unlock answers to questions they’ve been pondering for more than five decades.

2. Extra SPF, Please 

Parker Solar Probe will swoop within 4 million miles of the sun’s surface, facing heat and radiation like no spacecraft before it. The mission will provide new data on solar activity to help us better understand our home star and its activity - information that can improve forecasts of major space-weather events that could impact life on Earth.

3. Majorly Massive 

The sun is the center of our solar system and makes up 99.8 percent of the mass of the entire solar system. If the sun were as tall as a typical front door, Earth would be about the size of a nickel.

4. Different Spin 

Since the sun is not a solid body, different parts of the sun rotate at different rates. At the equator, the sun spins once about every 25 days, but at its poles the sun rotates once on its axis every 36 Earth days.

5. Can’t Stand on It

The sun is a star and a star doesn’t have a solid surface. Rather, it’s a ball of ionized gas 92.1% hydrogen (H2) and 7.8% helium (He) held together by its own gravity.

6. Center of Attention 

The sun isn’t a planet, so it doesn’t have any moons. But, the sun is orbited by eight planets, at least five dwarf planets, tens of thousands of asteroids, and hundreds of thousands to trillions of comets and icy bodies.

7. It’s Hot in There 

And we mean really, really hot. The temperature at the sun’s core is about 27 million degrees Fahrenheit. However, its atmosphere, the corona, can reach temperatures of 3 million degrees. (That’s as if it got hotter the farther away you got from a fire, instead of cooler!) Parker Solar Probe will help scientists solve the mystery of why the corona’s temperature is so much higher than the surface.

8. Travel Conditions

The sun influences the entire solar system, so studying it helps us better understand the space weather that our astronauts and spacecraft travel through.

9. Life on the Sun? 

Better to admire from afar. Thanks to its hot, energetic mix of gases and plasma, the sun can’t be home to living things. However, we can thank the sun for making life on Earth possible by providing the warmth and energy that supply Earth’s food chain.

10. Chance of a Lifetime 

Last but not least, don’t forget that the first total solar eclipse to sweep across the U.S. from coast-to-coast since 1918 is happening on August 21, 2017. Our toolkit has you need to know to about it

Want to learn more? Read our full list of the 10 things to know this week about the solar system HERE.

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space: http://nasa.tumblr.com

SKAM S04E10 Clip 3 - Jonas

JONAS: Once, he forgot to bring his bike so I had to..

EMMA: You had to..?

JONAS: I had to take..

EMMA: You had to take his bike?

JONAS: But I’ll text you.

EMMA: Yeah. We will.

JONAS: Yeah.

EMMA: Where are you going?

JONAS: To the A-building.

EMMA: Okay.

JONAS: And you?

EMMA: To the B-building.

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Indie party playlist 🎉🎉

Pay the man - Foster the people
Ready for the floor - Hot chip
Do you want to - Franz Ferdinand
Good grief - Bastille
Joy ride - The killers
Silvertongue - Young the giant
Love me - The 1975
Shut up and dance - Walk the moon
Dancing shoes - Arctic monkeys
Dead and gone - The black keys
Let’s dance to Joy division- The wombats
Young chasers - Circa waves
Bad decisions - Two door cinema club
Olympia - Sundara karma
Juicebox - The strokes
Matchbox - The kooks
Skeleton boy - Friendly fires
Boyish - Hippo campus
Boyfriend - Coin
The less i know the better - Tame impala
My number - Foals
Fallout - Catfish and the bottlemen
J-Boy - Phoenix
Until we can’t (let’s go) - Passion pit
The moment - Tame impala
Run - Vampire weekend
My type - Saint motel
Fever - The black keys
Down and out - The griswolds
Bad bad bad - Lany
Loyal blood - Night riots
Heads will roll - Yeah yeah yeahs
The sound - The 1975
Handshake - Two door cinema club
You only live once - The strokes
Life itself - Glass animals
Work this body- Walk the moon
Time to pretend - MGMT
Naive - The kooks 
Don’t stop (color on the walls) - Foster the people 


You can listen and follow this playlist here:

https://open.spotify.com/user/indiebandss/playlist/18gGOKc84HJokp5Fv2bwjM

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Hey Earpers,

The show didn’t do so hot with the premiere. As you can see from data above. We need to get those numbers up for the remainder of the season. The demo ratings will need to go, so we have our work cut out for us. The data is still being collected for episode two and is not reflected in the above chart. Be on the lookout for the updated numbers.

So please, please watch the show live and legally and if you can DVR it. I know for some it is tough to watch the show legally, but please avoid watching the show ilegally. If you can’t watch the show than support the show through social media.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND SHARE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

home after rain

blue orchids short story

pairing: jungkook | reader
genre: too much fluff.. too much cute
word count: 3.986
author’s note: surprise! \o/ I honestly have no idea how or why this happened. yesterday I just… started writing, and here we are, a few thousand words later. also, bear in mind that this is a sequel to blue orchids, so you need to read that one first if you want to understand this short piece. hope you all enjoy!

This story is set six years into the future within Blue Orchids’ universe.


The sun rays are melting on your skin. It has been a while since the skies opened up like this, leaving the sun bare to the living, its warmth a pleasant gift after days of storm and gloom. The sand under your legs and feet is, fortunately, not scorching — not yet, at least. The early morning is still warming up to the pristine sun, and the salty winds of the beach are still a strange mixture of the growing heatwave and the remnants of past iciness.

You cannot remember the last time you visited the beach, but it does not feel foreign or uncomfortable. It feels like you belong, mind at peace and body molding to the sand as your extended legs allow your toes to brush against the gentle waves that break and ebb away, water still too chilly to enjoy at its fullest.

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Voltron Headcanons~

-Lance used to make really shitty, low quality videos with his siblings and posted them on youtube.
*They had like 40 subscribers and they were all family members except for Hunk.
*When Lance became a paladin he started recording himself talking about his day every day so his family wouldn’t miss anything even if he never went back.
*The only one who knows he does this is Pidge, because she accidentally heard him when she was in the vents.


-Pidge is ALWAYS in the vents. She thinks they’re very useful in battle and to get information.
*She wanted to get back at Hunk for reading her diary.
*She’s still crafting her plan.
*She has some good blackmail material, tho:
~Shiro’s eyeliner actually takes about two hours to get right, that’s why he always wakes up first.
~Keith spends an hour looking at himself in the mirror and trying to fix his hair every time Lance insults it.
~Lance actually likes Keith’s hair (see: Lance talking to himself and recording it).
~Allura spends all the time she’s in her room doing weird poses on the bed and she falls at least three times per day.
~Hunk has nightmares with Iverson and will wake up screaming not to fail Lance again.

*She hasn’t been able to find anything about Coran, though.


-Keith is lactose intolerant.
*Which means he’ll eat as much dairy as he’s physically able to in space.
*Pidge thinks it’s funny. Lance has an ongoing migraine.


-They have inside jokes.
*The goo is hot and burns Hunk: “Goo, I can’t believe you would do this to me. We had a BONDING MOMENT. I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS.”
*Pidge and Shiro will randomly shout: “YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THOSE PEAS, DAD. "The rest of the team is very confused.
*Pidge: VOLTRON DRINKING GAME! You drink every time someone rejects Lance. Keith: Pidge, do you actually want to die? Lance screeching in the distance.
*Allura actually asked what the quiznak a British was when Pidge commented on it. Lance hasn’t stopped laughing yet.


-Hunk’s cooking abilities come from his moms, who owned a family restaurant in their hometown.
*When Lance went to visit and first ate their food he cried.
*Similar reaction to Hunk’s when he visited Lance’s family.
*The day those families get together it’ll be madness. (Hunk: Delicious madness).


-Keith and Pidge are best friends.
*They first bonded over their beef with the Galra.
*Then about being sad with no family.
*Then about how annoying Lance was.
*By the time Keith started talking about Lance more than to say he was annoying, Pidge was too invested to ignore him.
*If she has to hear one more line on Lance’s eyes she’ll murder someone, though.
*She’s tired.


-Pidge goes by both binary and non-binary pronouns.
*She doesn’t care.
*He doesn’t care.
*They don’t care.
*She’ll fucking fight you if you assume based on stereotypes.
*Someone: but you look like a boy! Pidge, wearing a "feminine” outfit: Bitch, you thought!


-Shiro loves reading.
*His favourite book is Pride and Prejudice.
*He owns a copy that looks like it’s been run over by a truck.
*Keith once tried to convince him to replace it and that was the first day he feared for his life.


-Talking about books, favourite books:
*Lance’s favourite book is The Fault in Our Stars.
~Try to talk badly about it and he’ll fight you.
~If you make a reference to it, he will cry.
~“Maybe Voltron will be our always.” “DAMN IT, PIDGE!”

*Hunk’s favourite book is a cooking book his mom got for him when he was like 8.
~He’s not much of a reader unless it has to do with cooking and or engineering.
~If he does read, he likes fantasy and romance.
~Him and Lance have cried over many fictional things over the years.

*Pidge’s favourite book is The Art of Being Normal.
~She doesn’t think the story is perfect, but it made her feel a lot of things.
~She’s also partial to sci-fi. Asimov is her god.

*Keith is a Harry Potter boy.
~He didn’t have many books in the shack.
~He’s reread them more times that he can count.
~“What do you MEAN you haven’t watched the Harry Potter movies?” “Why watch the movies when you can READ THE BOOKS?”

*Allura’s favourite is the Altean equivalent of Romeo and Juliet.
~She likes that they all die at the end.
~“They deserve it. Idiots.” “Allura, no…”

*Coran’s favourite book is the Universal Encyclopedia.
~He’s working to get Earth included because he finds humans fascinating.
~“So you just… take them in your house? Aren’t they wild animals?” “They’re just dogs.” “Incredible.”


-Lance remembers the bonding moment.
*He just said he didn’t because he was bitter Keith didn’t remember him.
*It keeps him up at night.
*“I’m such an idiot.”


-Keith remembers Lance from the Garrison.
*He didn’t at first because he was still in shock from Shiro.
*It also keeps him up at night.
*“Lance is such an idiot.”

anonymous asked:

Here's another prompt: fell sans react to meeting his hot next door neighbor on the surface?

(oh boi howdy do i have a weak spot for Red and him getting the hots for his potential/future s/o. bless you, sweet anon, for giving me the chance to indulge a little further in that ;) <3 )

Red decidedly did not have a death wish.

Even with Edge out for the day - no doubt chasing Undyne down or accidentally terrorizing parents when he walked up wordlessly with a lost child he found wandering in the park as he trained - Edge’s sense of smell was uncanny for a being without a nose, and would happily shout Red’s skull into the next century if he caught a whiff of smoke clinging to anything inside.

So without bothering to properly walk out of his room, Red tucked his box of cigarettes and his lighter in his shorts and teleported to the balcony.

Their apartment was a pretty nice one, all things considered - decent area too, now that monsters could legally integrate with society. He and Edge had been in agreement on holding onto an apartment for at least a little bit before deciding to set up permanently anywhere - the world was big up here, absurdly so, and even if they’d both feel more comfortable closer to the mountain, there were a lot of areas around the city to choose from. So here he was, leaning against the railing of their top-floor corner apartment balcony, with a view of the balconies in the building adjacent to them accompanying the view of the enormous wooded park they lived next to. It was a view that made him feel a little more at ease when his anxiety was acting up - he could grab a smoke, stare up at the sky, or do a little people watching alongside the next apartment building or in the shade of the park.

As he slipped his cigarette between his teeth and lit it , enjoying the late afternoon sun on his bones and the decent breeze picking up, he noticed that his foot started instinctively tapping - huh, he could hear a song now actually, coming from the next apartment building over, pretty loudly…

“All that I want
Is to wake up fine
Tell me that I’m alright -
That I ain’t gonna die.”

The cigarette almost dropped out of Red’s mouth.

“All that I want
Is a hole in the ground.
You can tell me when it’s alright
For me to come out.”

You were on the balcony closest to him in the next building over - top floor, corner apartment, probably a mere 50 feet away. You had a series of small clotheslines strung out towards one side of your balcony and had clipped up several shirts and what seemed to be a set of sheets for a bed. Next to you buzzed a small speaker, surprisingly loud for it’s clearly travel-intended size, and it played the song on as you shifted and swayed, tapping out the energetic beat of the song while you sang along and clipped up a pair of jeans and took down a few dry pieces of clothing to make further room.

“Hard times
Gonna make you wonder why you even try
Hard times
Gonna take you down and laugh when you cry
These lives-”

Your back was mostly towards Red, and stars was he grateful. He felt a bead of magic forming on his skull, and knew a bit of a flush had picked up on his face- because by Asgore’s shitty beard, he couldn’t tear his gaze away from the figure you cut as you finished hanging up your laundry and spun around, your hips hitting side to side in perfect time, a mischievous grin on your face as your eyes closed and you sang along to the deceptively upbeat song.

“And I still don’t know how I even survive
Hard times,
Hard times -
And I gotta get to rock bottom-!”

Your foot stamped against the balcony floor, your arms thrown wide as you crowed the line to the sky.

Red’s soul jumped in his chest at the sight -

You were attractive as hell.

And then you made eye contact.

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This is that fic I was talking about the other day, the one I wasn’t sure I wanted to post. I ended up writing TWO similar but distinct fics (different POV, different ending) based on the premise of this fic because I just kept tinkering with it, so this is the second version. The first one… idk, maybe I’ll toss it or maybe I’ll post it later for the curious among you.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sterek high school AU, G, 1.7k words

Stiles thinks Scott is joking at first, mostly because he’s laughing so hard he can barely get the words out. “There’s a guy backstage asking for you by name. He’s got flowers.”

Stiles rolls his eyes and goes back to wiping the lipstick off his mouth. After four performances, he can get in and out of the dress and the wig in no time flat. He can even walk in heels without too much wobbling. But the lipstick? Bane of his existence. It still takes him a good five minutes of careful wiping and rubbing with petroleum jelly, and even then his mouth always has this odd orangish-coral tinge by the time he goes home for the night. By that point he’s usually too frustrated by the whole thing to even begin to bother with cleaning off the mascara.

Thank god this is closing night, and in a minute they can all go out for tacos and Stiles can set to work forgetting about lipstick for the rest of forever.

Scott’s still hovering at the door, anticipatory. “I think he likes you. Like, like-likes.”

“Ha ha,” Stiles says flatly. He tilts his head to the left and then to the right in front of the mirror, angling his face up into the lights. “Do you think I got it all?”

Scott gives him a careless glance. “Yeah, sure. Looks fine. But no, seriously, the girl who sells the tickets told me he’s shown up to every single performance.”

Scott isn’t joking. He’s laughing at Stiles (and okay, if their positions were reversed, Stiles would totally be laughing at Scott, too), but he isn’t joking. Fuck. Not even Stiles’ dad has come to every performance. 

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Who is Sehun?

♡ *Chokes*

♡ You:oh!

   Me:You mean Oh Sehun

♡ He was only 22 when he saved all of us with his dance in lotto

♡ E X O

♡ Maknae

♡ Dance line

♡ His instagram deserves to be in a museum

♡ B E S T  P O S T S  E V E R

♡ The lost one

♡ Owner of iconic lines that will always be remembered

♡ Shawty imma party till da sun down

   Never don’t mind about a thing

   That’s right my type

We actually love SM for giving him lines

♡ His line in sing for you got me crying

♡ An angel indeed

♡ Sang Baekhyun’s part in cloud9 

♡ We were all proud

♡ #Givesehunlines2k17

♡ Innocent af

♡ Doesn’t really understand dirty jokes and stays away from that stuff but who knows

♡ When he and kai-also the maknae- went to a chinese mukbang show,he didn’t understand a dirty joke 

♡ and stood there like an innocent baby while kai was laughing his ass off

♡ Is a fluff ball

♡ He isn’t the aegyo type 

♡ but his presence itself is cute

Originally posted by whenxoxosmilesunshines

♡ He is so loved

♡ not just by members but by the staff as well

♡ All of them love him but

♡ He has a special bond with The “shopping crew”

♡ Sehun+chanyeol+suho+vivi

♡ Suho loves him aaaa llooooott

♡ and he loves him back

♡ sehun basically grew up with suho while suho was taking care of him

♡ Wants to join “THE BEAGLE LINE”

♡ but age matters only in korea

♡ Has a lovely relationship with every member

♡ Plays with baek’s hair

♡ laughs with xiumin

♡ Makes fun of people with d.o

♡ Chanyeol is his partner in crime

♡ Learns chinese from yixing

♡ Runs in the concert with chen

♡ Him and kai are basically two hoes

♡ His relationship with suho is just adorable

♡ he also learned how to roast people from suho

roasted suho countless times

♡ which proves that he’s an angel sent from above

♡ He grew up a lot

♡ After Luhan left,he got more mature as he said

♡ “With luhan,i learned the true meaning of friendship”

♡ Is a soft baby

except when he dances in the water

♡ IS SEXY

AS FUCK

♡ He can be an angel but he’s also a sexy god

♡ He can literally beat anyone with his sexiness

Originally posted by huntertainment

Why do fuck my life

♡ He is handsome

♡ really handsome

♡ I’m pretty sure he could be a model if he weren’t a member of exo

THANK GOD FOR MAKING HIM A MEMBER

♡ He is seriously no joke

♡ He was chosen as the best dressed in LV Paris show

♡ OUT OF ALL THE CELEBRITIES

♡ *proud tears*

♡ Goes to fashion shows a lot

♡ SEBOOTY who we all worship

♡ This mans body is no joke

♡ His face

♡ His abs

♡ His arms

♡ His legs

♡ Especially his booty

When did a get in such a perverted fandom

♡ I have no regrets

Originally posted by eggso

♡ Looks good

♡ while eating

♡ while walking

♡ while existing

♡ Looks hella good in glasses

Originally posted by wooyoung

♡ Looks good in anything

Would look better without

♡ Also rocks every hair colour

♡ Sehun in black is hot

♡ Blonde sehun is god

♡ The rainbow hair

I hear people cringing 

♡ We don’t say thathe doesn’t look good but

Why rainbow?

♡ Is a big meme

♡ A really big one

♡ He is a living meme legend

Originally posted by bangtan-monsta

♡ YEHET

♡ OHORAT

♡ Got embarrassed and was shocked when jhonny called him sunbae

♡ He thought he was talking to jhonny from nct but you never know

♡ He soon found out that the person was jeonghan from SVT 

Jeonghan spilled all the beans to monsta x

♡ Is still embarrassed 

♡ In paris,manager told him to stop doing the peace sign

♡ Did it inside his pocket

♡ His vlives are a meme itself 

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

♡  V I V I

♡ There’s a rumor saying that if you say vivi 3 times

♡ A worried sehun will appear behind you and ask

♡ “WHERE?”

♡ His biggest passion in life

♡ His love

♡ His will to live—->

Originally posted by sehunsi

I ship them

♡ He is the type of boyfriend that will let you drown when he goes to save vivi

Vivi is a dog and knows how to swim

♡ I feel sorry for his future wife bc his first love isn’t her

♡ SASSY

♡ he has the most sass on earth

♡ I ain’t joking

♡ There’s a korean joanne the scammer  in his soul

Originally posted by jinfa-jinju

♡ HE IS SKINNY

♡ HE IS BLONDE OR WAS

♡ HE IS PRETTY

♡ We all know where this convo ends

♡ Suho said that he used to cry a lot since he misses his family

♡ His acting in exo next door was priceless

Why do they all act like they never filmed it?

♡ He has this upcoming movie called “dear Archimedes”

♡ S U P P O R T  H I M

Originally posted by luedeer

♡ He is a soft fluff ball who needs protection and love and more lines

p.s.THEIR COMEBACK IS COMING Y’ALL