we are hot and you know it

It’s strangely hot and humid tonight
Again, a dark and sleepless night
But even if I sleep, I’ll wake up to find
I’ve woken up in yesterday and stuck on rewind

There’s a place between the past and today
It’s hard to find, and it’s a lonely place
But it’s kind. And though I don’t know how
I just really wanna go there right now

I’ve seen you reappear, countless times you’ve come here
Crying out loud as you say your goodbye

It would be fine if it were all a lie,
So I don’t have to replay all the tears and goodbye
Please don’t cry with that face, flaming red and ashamed
Could we forget this and go back to the way we were
Please

It’s strangely hot and itchy tonight
Acting up, my scars feel like they’re on fire
So I scratch until I don’t feel a thing
And I ask myself, “Am I still living?”

Even if I went out and found another
You’re alone, and the pain just hits me harder
So I guess, it’d be best if I stay here and wait alone
It’s okay never moving on, not letting go

Though it’s attempting, continuing writing
This fakery tale which has no happy ending
Unlike the rest of the stories you’ve read, my hand’s completely covered in red through and through

It would be fine if it were all a lie,
So I don’t have to replay all the tears and the goodbye
Please don’t cry with that face, flaming red and ashamed
Could we forget this and go back to the way we were
Please

Please

It would be fine if it were all a lie,
So I don’t have to go on and pretend that my heart’s still alive
See you again, we’ll meet here in the end
And so until that time, I’ll say good night

It’s a strangely hot, emotional night
A night where I could fly in the sky
Lying down, my body so disappeared
Well then where should we both go from here?

Fakery Tale 

anonymous asked:

So this guy and I have been seeing each other for a while. My mom doesn't know but she knows him. Anyhoos today we met up with each other to chill. The only thing that chilled were my clothes which we off pretty soon. We grinded on each other and make out a lot. I got pretty hot and heavy. He even ate me out twice even though I didn't want him to at first. And now I'm here just sitting having a play by play of what happened and getting soaked all over again... Sigh... It needs to happen again

anonymous asked:

Do you like Jason Momoa? (Khal Drogo) Coz if so, you'll like SG Atlantis - he spends about 90% of the time he's on screen shirtless. Not my type, really, but still fun to look at!

FUN FACT the other day when I was at the local nerd shop and spent over $200 on Iron Man merch (wish I was kidding) we, as in me, Noja and the guys working there, got into a convo about how I’d just recently discovered Stargate, but hadn’t started Atlantis yet. And both Noja and Tom (one of the employees) were like “okay you know that GOT dude… you know… Khal Drogo…. you know the one… the guy with the beard…” and I actually have watched the first couple seasons of GOT but it’s been a while so I was a blank and eventually Tom (great guy) gave up and was just like “well anyways he plays a hot GOT character and he’s in a lot of Atlantis so you’ll definitely enjoy it”

tbh the whole japanese practice od wearing a mask when you’re sick so that not everyone at the office has to fall sick one after the other is such a good practice why the hell don’t we do it is it like some paraoid shit about people covering their faces?

like, hell, when a coworker is sick at work i already know im gonna fall ill 2 days later because of how close together and how hot it is at work. and the fact that we don’t try to prevent this sucks so much

the-junk-sela replied to your post :“Damn. At it early this time, huh Sel?”

“Gotta catch ‘em off guard”

“Dude, just give the poor kid a date or some shit. This is low-key kinda cruel of you.~ You can’t dangle hotness on a string in front of ‘em and make ‘em jump. That sounds like some shit i’d do! We BOTH know i’m terrible.~”

“They don’t call me the official ‘Royal Bad Bitch’ for nothing, y’know~?” 

I remember back when I was like twelve my friend and her family took me with them on their trip to a water park for a few days and me and her were not the skinniest lbr but we were young it shouldn’t have mattered you know? But the entire time her cock of a brother called us wales while we were swimming and he’d make gagging noises when he saw us in our swim suits but idk we were kind of used to him being an ass so it wasn’t too bad. Then one day we were in the hot tub and these three girls, that were not skinny themselves, get in across from us and start talking about how ugly and fat we were loud enough for us to purposely hear and these were not girls our age they were at least late teens early twenties and?? They were making fun of two twelve year olds?? Is that really what they were gonna do with their adult lives how gross..

anonymous asked:

It could also be a scene of her face timing Sofia. I will throw hands if it's a sex scene because we never got that with Calzona until they got fucking divorced

OK so listen you know I’m a Calzona fan and not an Ariliza or whatever you call them fan. But two hot ladies in bed is not going to make me throw things. I’m going to be watching like

Originally posted by msgolightly-blog

we need to take a moment to appreciate how viktor nikiforov, inventor of being extra, completely misread yuuri and was firmly believing he would get laid on night one

first, yuuri basically barges into the room where viktor is minding his business and relaxing after his long travel

so he just sees that like: oh great! so you’re just as eager for this as i am? better bless you with a display of my hot bod yuuri i can’t stop thinking about you since the banquet i’m desperate

then all we know is that yuuri screams (same tbh) and then we get this bit of information on the next episode:

so they barely spoke??? yuuri fainted and woke up when viktor was napping??? we’ll never know

but then viktor wakes up, exuding extra realness:

VIKTOR YOU LITERALLY JUST HAD DINNER YOU JUST SLEEP AND EAT HOW DO YOU EVEN MAINTAIN THAT PERFECT BODY

or maybe it’s just hungry for dick which all things considered is a possibility

sO WHILE HE GETS HIS HUNGER SATED HE JUST ROASTS OUR BEST BOY

ouch, vitya, that was harsh??? but it’s also important to remember we get a lot of examples that show viktor isn’t really savvy when it comes about reading people and that he’s capable of delivering harsh truths with a hear-shapped smile on his face

BUT NO!!! YA BOY VITYA IS NOT DONE, as soon as they get some alone time he tries to drop some questionable hints

oh yuuri i’m so sorry i had to be like that earlier, i’m just going for angry coach on the streets, passionate lover in the sheets

which,,,,you know…

AND YET VIKTOR IS JUST LIKE “NAH IT’LL BE FINE HE’S JUST PLAYING SHY/HARD TO GET THERE’S NO WAY TO REFUSE THIS HOT SLAV BODY” AND HE FIRMLY BELIEVES YUURI WILL GO FULL HOMO WITH HIM THAT SAME NIGHT 

HE EVEN BRINGS HIS PILLOW I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH??

if anything viktor nikiforov is a symbol of perseverance and has unshakeable confidence in what he does, bless him

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supernatural out of context

Today, I fucked up... by taking a bath with my girlfriend

Obligatory this happened two months ago

My girlfriend and I were sick and congested. We were sitting on the couch and she said she was going to take a bath and put in eucalyptus oil and peppermint oil.

She then asked me if I wanted to join. Sure, laying in a hot bath sounded really nice. She went downstairs to grab our towels and I started the bath. As I put the oils in, I yelled asking how much I should put in. I got the answer of only a little bit.

Apparently our definitions of a little bit are different. I don’t know if you know how strong peppermint oil is, but i should be able to paint a picture.

As we climbed in the hot bath, I realized that my asshole was starting to feel like an ice cube was getting shoved up it.

In my congested, mentally drained from illness mind, I said “Hey babe, hot water rises right?”

Right away she looked back at me and screamed “How much fucking peppermint oil did you put in?!”

I said I turned it upside down and maybe like 10 drops got out.

So we jumped out, body covered in water with peppermint. It burned like icy hot. My balls were on fire. My girlfriend starts crying from the pain, and is screaming. I’m in the fetal position trying to wipe water off my balls.

I then get the idea of jumping in the shower and seeing if getting the peppermint off of me was possible. NOPE. Makes it much worse.

Fast forward ten minutes, we are curled up on the couch both covered in multiple blankets trying to get warm. It wears off on my girlfriend and she says she just feels numb, but it doesn’t hurt anymore. Takes me an extra 15 minutes for it to stop hurting.

The heat from the blankets warmed me, but I felt like I had ice under my skin.

Half an hour later, it went away.

And that’s why I’m not allowed to draw our baths anymore.

Tl;dr: girlfriend and I are sick. Decide to take bath. I put enough peppermint oil in bath. My girlfriend and I get it seeping into our pores. Has the effect of icy hot. Balls and asshole are in pain. Girlfriend cries, we have to wait out the pain.

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Every Miraculous Ladybug Episode Ever
  • *opening theme*
  • *Marinette does something clumsy while talking about how much she looooooves Adrien*
  • Her hot friend who should be a main character: You should tell him you like him!
  • Marinette: OMG NO BECAUSE OF REASONS
  • Adrien, conveniently nearby: lol, I'm hot and so is that Ladybug chick. We know nothing about each other and routinely lie to each other and our closest friends. That's a solid premise for a relationship if I ever heard one!
  • Someone, somewhere in Paris: *experiences a single moment of negativity, no matter how petty or temporary*
  • HAWKDUDE: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN, IT'S AKUMA TIME
  • Evil Villian: Hello, I am Ridiculous Name von Badfic. Prepare to be minorly inconvenienced!
  • *recycled animation sequences*
  • Chat Noir: M'LADY.
  • Ladybug: my life is a dumpster fire
  • Chat Noir: *terrible puns*
  • Ladybug: I'm rethinking every decision I've ever made.
  • HAWKGUY: This time my plan is sure to work even though it never has before and I keep doing the same thing over and over!
  • *fighting*
  • Ladybug: LUCKY CHARM *gets a random object* LOL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
  • *thinly veiled use for the item appears*
  • Ladybug: Gotcha! *recycled animation sequences* No more evil doing for you, little akuma.
  • Chat Noir: So Ladybug you wanna f--
  • Ladybug: LOL BYE
  • *credits roll*
Viktor Nikiforov is the dork we love.

My favourite Viktor moments are when he is an adorable idiot.

I love exploring Viktor’s character because despite being the most senior character among the skaters and being seen as the one to chase and look up to, this boy truly does a lot of stupid things. To be fair, 27 is still quite young. It’s a shitty age when everyone plus their dog seems to think you know what you are doing except you. I can tell you all the weird decisions and unnecessary drama people have and get into at 27, but then this post will never end.

Now, we know about the whole banquet fiasco and the whole impulsively flying to Japan arms open, dick out thing, not to mention the whole car park “let’s shatter his heart” shenanigans, but I also have these screencaps stewing for maybe a month in my phone because I remember I was rewatching the show and these just made me go, “Oh, Viktor.”

Okay, so we know Hot Springs on Ice all started with Viktor’s idea…

…to which Yurio gamely accepts the challenge and issues his own (while Yuuri adorably panics in the background like the puppy he is)…

…which Viktor also accepts.

Look at him all excited.

Here, though, is where Viktor gets himself in trouble:

He’s been riling Yurio up the entire morning that the kid just up and threw a tantrum and demanded this prize. But then, no problem, since it’s not like Viktor had to accept or anything–

Yuuri’s face when Viktor agreed, though.

*sigh* Same, Yuuri. Same.

It seems that it’s not until later that Viktor realises the trouble he put himself in. At this point, we didn’t know yet just how invested Viktor was in Yuuri Katsuki (i.e., very invested and nursing a weird kind of crush, probably) and how important it is that he doesn’t coach just anyone, but Yuuri Katsuki only. How ever good Yuuri could potentially be, however, there was still a big chance that he could actually lose to Yurio. Yuuri sometimes choked during competition. Yurio, on the other hand, was the juniors gold medallist. There was a very real possibility that Yurio would win and Viktor to have to go back to Russia.

Having realised this, Viktor then began to sport this face:

Yeah, tell me about it.

This is Viktor during Yurio’s performance:

At this point, Viktor didn’t know yet that Yuuri had a breakthrough on his Eros performance. As far as he knew, Yurio was the one who found his Agape. While Yurio’s performance was not perfect, he was doing well enough. But Viktor does not want to go back to Russia. He wants to stay in Japan and get to know Yuuri Katsuki. He can choreograph for another skater, sure, but he does NOT want to be Yuri Plisetsky’s coach.

That, right there, is what Viktor Nikiforov looks like when he knows he is in very deep shit.

What’s interesting though is that these expressions were not really blatantly pointed out in the show. No one notices this, and Viktor just stands in his corner looking like that. With what knowledge we had at episode 3, we don’t know, maybe he just looks thoughtful because Viktor Nikiforov is just a mysterious character. Lol, but rewatching this after season 1 is over?

Yeah, Viktor. Because of you, for about an entire episode, we were in danger of never having the events that would lead to the kiss at the Cup of China, the exchange of rings in Barcelona, and the glorious masterpiece that is Yuuri’s record-breaking free skate. Viktor, Viktor, Viktor… sometimes just… *facepalm*

Thankfully, Yuuri DID find his Eros at the last minute, wins the competition, and consequently saves Viktor’s gorgeous but impulsive arse and gives us the wonderful events of season 1. Thank you, Yuuri! ♡

Lol, look at how happy and relieved this dork is:

There he is, ladies and gentlemen, our Viktor Nikiforov - king of impulsive decisions. For a long time we thought he was such a mysterious character. Now, we just… wtf, we know him better and we love him very much, but sometimes

Viktor, no. For fuck’s sake.

*sigh* Same, Yuuri. Same.

Bonus: Viktor during Yuuri’s Eros performance. He probably realised he’s safe at this point, and I bet he was enthralled again, and possibly getting turned on by Yuuri Katsuki falling in love again.

Oh, Viktor.

We all know Big Buff Cheeto Puff (aka Jasper), but have you considered:

Yellow Diamond: Ultra Power Lemon Sour

Blue Diamond: Sad Eye Blueberry Pie

Peridot: Tiny Green Sass Machine

Amethyst: Short Tough Purple Fluff

Pearl: Cute Smart Salty Tart

Garnet: Tall Thicc Fusion Chic

Lapis: Water Witch Aesthetic Bitch

Ruby: Red Hot Fire Thot

Sapphire: Small Gay Blue Bae

VLIVE - JUNGKOOK CHAT ROOM

↳ oh hot pink..!
↳ who could I be
↳ nochu come through
↳ the members don’t even know
↳ ok this is Jungkook
↳ put your hands up
↳ ARMY thank you so much
↳ 😘
↳ these days McCree’s accuracy is amazing
↳ now I will shoot at all your hearts ❤️️
↳ I am really grateful to overseas ARMY here too
↳ who is the most handsome in the MV?!
↳ hah
↳ right we’re all handsome hehe
↳ we’re working hard preparing for the concert!
↳ please anticipate a lot
↳ heheh thank you! I’m going to go practice hard again!
↳ see you again! 😙
↳ guns, aim, fire (lyrics from Not Today)❤️️

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so like…i know that the whole “Keith I want you to lead Voltron” thing is a big debate topic rn because hot-head boi can’t even take care of himself and like yes Lance would 100% be a better leader imo and then there’s this whole “let them co-lead” thing but

are we just going to ignore the fact that Voltron’s face is literally half covered in blue and red?

I mean???? foreshadowing????????????? has this been discussed before because i think we really need to talk about it

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#can we talk about this scene for a hot second #can we talk about how soft it is #how careful william is with noora #he’s just like #you’re just having anxiety #like there’s nothing wrong with it he doesn’t make her feel ashamed or more stressed out #and then he carefully gets her to calm down #and when she’s fallen asleep he lays with her until he’s sure she’s completely calm and asleep #and then he kisses her forehead very softly to make sure she doesn’t wake up #and gets up to write the last of her essay that he knows is so important to her #while she sleeps for 15 hours straight #a prince

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>allura:</b> prince lotor. we need to talk.<p/><b>lotor:</b> you know i don't like you guys.<p/><b>lotor:</b> but i'll let you stay. but only because of the hot one.<p/><b>keith & allura:</b> thanks<p/><b>lotor:</b> what?<p/><b>lotor:</b> *points at lance* i meant him. the one with the blue eyes.<p/></p><p/></p>
can we talk about this episode 10 scene for a hot second

You know, the one where Victor announces his and Yuuri’s engagement? The one that shattered us all into ecstatic little pieces and then brought us back to life? That one

Okay so, the first time I watched this scene and I started to hear the angry guitar music in the background and see the other competitor’s less-than-enthusiastic faces, my heart sank. 

I was like, okay, here’s where the homophobia comes in, I knew this utopia (lol) couldn’t last, now they’re going to start revealing their inner asshats. Buuuuut

can we talk about the fact that these sweet amazing friends aren’t actually about to reveal their homophobic tendencies? Instead the thing they get pissed about is Victor claiming that Yuuri’s taking home the gold. Completely bypassing the thing that most people would assume they’d freak out over; no, instead they just accept that as a fact of life as they should and the thing they get pissed about is the only thing they SHOULD be pissed about. This is the best bait and switch I’ve ever experienced oh my god

I love this show, I love these supportive cinnamon roll friends, I love this healthy competitive spirit and most of all I love the fact that nobody treats this queer relationship as anything abnormal. Say what you want about media addressing issues LGBT people face…as a member of the LGBT community I just wanna say it’s nice to have a story that treats a gay couple just like any other hetero pairing. So much appreciation, thank you Kubo-sensei for creating this beautiful healthy angst-free haven of a show. GAHHH