Sometime in the near future
Random person: *walks into precinct* yes hello, I’m looking for detective paralta
Jake and Amy: *look up, in synct* Yes?
Person: um… wut?
Jake: we’re both detective paralta. We just got married. It’s no big deal. Actually, that’s a lie. It’s the biggest deal ever. I love her. She’s the greatest. She’s my wife. I’m her husband. I get to touch her butt.
Terry: Jake… your job?
Jake: oh right, sorry. What can I help you with?