we almost held hands once

Official Boyfriends (GOT7′s Choi Youngjae x male!reader)

Rated: G

Written by: Admin L

Youngjae and I had always been closer than average friends; it felt natural for us to give each other hugs and cuddles and treat each other to meals. We’d worn couple fashion more than once, and almost everywhere we went together we held hands. We felt so comfortable together that it didn’t occur to us until a year and a half later that we could lay claim to the title of boyfriends.  

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the signs as scott pilgrim quotes
  • Aries: "you cocky cock!"
  • Taurus: "if I peed my pants would you pretend I just got wet from the rain?"
  • Gemini: "tell your gay friends I said bye."
  • Cancer: "I sorta feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you"
  • Leo: "I feel like we just washed our sexy laundry in public"
  • Virgo: "we almost held hands once but then she got embarrassed"
  • Libra: "look, I've dabbled in being a bitch."
  • Scorpio: "well, I'm a little bi-furious!"
  • Sagittarius: "I have to go pee due to boredom."
  • Capricorn: "I just like to live."
  • Aquarius: "pirates are in this year"
  • Pisces: "you know what sucks? everything"
Scott Pilgrim Sentence Meme

“I’m not playing your games kids.”
“We have done many things…we ride the bus together, and we have meaningful conversations about how yearbook club went and about her friends and about, you know…drama.”
“We almost held hands once but then she got embarrassed.”
“Oh please let it be soon.”
“Okay, let’s start with Launchpad Mcquack.”
“If your life had a face I would punch it.”
“We are the sex bo-bombs.”
“She seems nice.”
“Are you really that happy or are you just evil?”
“Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?”
“Aww, is he cute?”
“That gossipy bitch.”
“Hey, you know me.”
“Who told you?”
“With the uniform and everything?”
“So who is this mystery child that you date?”
“Is this you legitimately moving on or are you just being insane?”
“I think we hugged once.”
“That doesn’t sound so good either.”
“Uh…let me get back to you on that one.”
“You’re too good for him. Run.”
“Well, I know I personally rock, but I never suspected we rock as a unit.”
“Are you coming to my party Friday or will you be busy…babysitting.”
“Do you read her blog?”
“My secret lair is one of those ‘no girls allowed’ type deals.”
“You’re not alone you’re just having some idiotic dream.”
“Does that mean we can make out?”
“Can we skip the dream time? Color me not interested.”
“I just had the weirdest dream.”
“Libraries remind me of grade school.”
“What, it’s only like, 6 AM.”
“I’m gonna go pee due to boredom.”
“Do you know that girl?”
“Do you know this one girl with hair like this?”
“Oh, I don’t drink, this is strictly Coke Zero.”
“Dude, she’s totally real.”
“I’ll leave you alone forever now.”
“I heard she kicks all kinds of ass.”
“All I know is that she’s American.”
“She’s on like, a totally other level.”
“We all know you’re a wannabe lady-killer jerky jerk.”
“She’s got some battle scars, dude.”
“You of all people should know how sucky it is to get cheated on.”
“Amazon.ca, what’s the website for that?”
“I have to order something really cool…”
“Dude, this thing claims I have mail.”
“Amazing what we can do with computers these days.”
“This is…this is…this is…this is booorinnnngggg.”
“We’ll be the cool kids too.”
“I was thinking of asking you out then I realized how stupid that would be.”
“I just woke up and you were in my dream.”
“You’re the new kid on the block right, and I’ve like…lived here forever so there are reasons for you to hang out with me.”
“My last job is a sad story, filled with sighs.”
“You want me to hang out with you?”
“This whole thing is an unmitigated disaster.”
“I think act of god is a pretty good excuse for a lousy date.”
“I think there’s a thingy over here somewhere.”
“It’s not like I’m going to send you home in the middle of a snow storm, you can sleep in my bed.”
“It’s not a race guys.”
“Oh no, this is a nightmare.”
“Didn’t you get my e-mail explaining the situation?”
“Is that seriously the end of the story?”
“Pirates are in this year.”
“So what you’re saying right now is that…were…dating?”
“Hey, I didn’t make the gay rule handbook, if you have a problem with it, take it up with Liberace's ghost.”
“Bread makes you fat?!”
“I dunno, when I’m with you things just seem a little brighter.”
“The only thing keeping me and her apart are the two seconds it’s going to take to kick your ass.”
“Hahaha, that’s actually hilarious.”
“You know what really sucks though? Everything.”
“If you want something bad you have to fight for it.”
“You punched me in the boob, prepare to die, obviously.”
“No, you left me for someone I haven’t even seen.”
“Is that the Uma Thurman movie?”
“Is the news that we suck because I really don’t think I can take it.”
“She has to go. She knows we suck.”
“You're incorrigible.”
“I don’t know the meaning of the word.”
“Don’t get snippy baby. If you knew the science, maybe I’d listen to a word you’re saying.”
“Don’t you talk to me about grammar.”
“Sounds like someone wants to get…funky.”
“I can read your mind.”
“Milk and eggs, bitch.”
“Hey, don’t worry. I don’t even know what I’m like anymore.”
“Well honey, I’m a little bi-furious.”
“Do that again and I will end you.”
“Kick her in the balls.”
“He’s a creep, you’re a bitch, and you all deserve each other.”
“Fight your own battles, lazy ass.”
“Guess we really don’t know that much about each other do we?”
“Okay, I’m getting tingles.”
“Your bad is saying my bad.”
“Was she really the one?”
“Presumably, you just saw some guy’s junk, and I apologize for that…he apologizes too.”
“It’s probably just because he’s better than you.”
“Geez buddy, it’s going to be alright.”
“I just spilled hot cocoa on my crotch.”
“What a perfect asshole.”
“What if I want the satisfaction?”
“Sorry, dying sucks.”
“Well I’m not going anywhere, so I guess now’s a good time to get into it.”
“I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own.”
“Well that’s legitimately disappointing.”
“You’re pretentious, this club sucks, I’ve got beef. Let’s do this.”
“Yoohoo. Are we done with the hugging and the learning?”
“Wrong move, baby.”
“You made me swallow my gum. That’s going to be in my digestive track for 7 years!”
“Yeah, still my girl.”
“Let’s both be girls.”
“I’ll tell you what you are. A pain in my ass.”
“Me? I’m what’s hip, I’m what’s happening, I'm blowing up right now.”
“We’re gonna get brunch next week. We actually have a lot in common.”
“Your hair’s getting pretty shaggy.”
“I still need a new life.”
“I’m pretty sure I’ll get over it.”
“I’ll be fine. I’m too cool for you anyway.”
“Hey, mind if I tag along?”
“I thought maybe we could try again.”