we all love stoning don't we

  • Harry: Lou please post this picture on my instagram, I have to dry my hair
  • Louis: Ok gimmi the phone
  • 20 minutes later
  • Harry: LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY
  • Louis: What the fuck have I done now
  • Harry: YOU JUST POSTED IN COLOURS ON MY IG
  • Louis: Oh, mh, I have forgotten the filter I think
  • Harry: YOU FORGOT THE FILTER! ARE YOU GOING INSANE BRO?!
  • Louis: Hey don't call me bro
  • Harry: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO NOW, I CAN'T DELETE IT! IT HAS LOTS OF LIKES! FUCK YOU JUST MESSED UP WITH MY WHOLE THEME! TWITTER AND TUMBLR ARE GOING CRAZY! THEY EXPECT SOMETHING NOW! WE HAVE TO COME OUT TOMORROW
  • Louis: Harold, we can't come out tomorrow, come on
  • Harry: I AM SO DEAD OH GOD WHAT CAN I DO! NOW I NEED BILLIONS OF BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS TO FIX IT
  • Louis tries to go out
  • Harry: DON'T YOU DARE. COME BACK HERE. IT'S YOUR FAULT. FIND A SOLUTION.
  • Louis: Harry, love, I can't.
  • Harry: Allright. Then give me a blowjob and think about what you can do.
  • Louis:
  • Harry:
  • Louis:
  • Harry:
  • Harry: All the love xx
Not To Disappear sentence starters
  • "I have a dirty mind."
  • "I need new ways to waste my time."
  • "There’s something in you I can’t be without."
  • "I feel numb in this kingdom."
  • "I wish my mouth would still taste you."
  • "You better make me better."
  • "They're making children."
  • "They're making love."
  • "I'll call out in the night for my mother, but she isn't coming back for me."
  • "But you will not tell me that 'cause you know it hurts me every time you say it."
  • "You must know you're doing the right thing."
  • "I have lost my love."
  • "Everyone's in love."
  • "How long must I wait for you?"
  • "You will never remember who I was to you."
  • "I hate sleeping alone."
  • "I hate living alone."
  • "Me and I are not friends."
  • "I should get a dog or something."
  • "I hate sleeping with you 'cause you are never there."
  • "You and I were once friends, now you're only an acquaintance."
  • "I hate dreaming of being with you."
  • ""No one asks me for dances because I only know how to flail."
  • "I don't care, I don't care anymore."
  • "I'm not searching for replacements."
  • "I'm too drunk to fight."
  • "It hurts that I'm in love again."
  • "You have kissed my neck so your arguments are insane."
  • "Well, I'm still here like a cheap threat."
  • "Oh, there has only been one time where we fucked."
  • "Oh, there has only been one time where we fucked and I felt like a bad memory, like my spine was a reminder of her."
  • "I just slept it off."
  • "I only wanted you to promise me we would only ever make love."
  • "Don't you think you'll be better off?"
  • "I'm tired of talking, I've been screaming all day."
  • "I don't want to belong to you, to anyone."
  • "I said too much, said the wrong thing."
  • "I can be what you want."
  • "I don't know you now."
  • "I don't owe you much, but I miss you so."
  • "I've gotta get him out of my mind."
  • "What if I'm made of stone?"
  • "You are the likely cause of what will be my demise."
  • "It's not surprising, just inconvenient."
  • "I think I'm made of stone, I should be feeling more."
  • "You'll find love, kid, it exists."

planetary-motion  asked:

I've never met an ESTP irl. where do I find one?? - an INTP who must meet all the types

1. SPOOORTS. It’s a cliché, but it’s a cliché for a reason. The ESTP I’m closest to irl I know through lacrosse.

2. Business club. DECA, FBLA, etc. Probably doing the scenario/improv events not the business plan events.

3. SCIENCE. But like handsy science. So mechanical engineering, robotics, chem labs. Surgeons if you’re old. 

4. That person who beat out the try-hard for a leadership position with general charisma and crowd appeal.

5. At the center of that crowd of adoring fans over there.

6. Anyone you’d describe as “high energy but chill” or “nice but not opressively so.” Doesn’t make sense? Neither do ESTPs. 

7. In detention.

8. Starting a garage band.

9. Stoned.

10. Yell “FIGHT ME!” See who responds the most enthusiastically.

11. Whoever is making ISFJ flustered. 

12. Whoever has an assertive physical presensce. When they step into the room, the space-time continuum shifts.

13. Swashbuckling. Possibly a pirate?

14. Winning. 

anonymous asked:

tabby i've been a niall girl since the stone age and i still am and im just so hurt and sad and i just love niall so much he's my everything this is just so much bc all these rumors of her cheating and him being sneaky and i don't know what to believe im just scared for him but im also scared of him im so pathetic im sorry

Look, baby, the thing is… There is so much that we don’t and can’t know. We only have bits and pieces and what other people have told us. The truth is not in our hands. People claim to know, but the fact of the matter is, we don’t know if they are telling the truth either. The whole deal is shady. But, love, there is no reason to be afraid of Niall. He hasn’t done anything threatening, and the only people harmed if there is sketchy shit going on are the ones involved. We don’t know if they are truly dating, we don’t know that if they are when it began and we don’t know if she actually was seeing someone else when/if it went down.

He’s still our Niall, but we have to also remember he is a person with thoughts and feelings and motivations. He’s a young guy, he’s going to make mistakes, plenty of them. Does that make it okay to do dirty things in or to a relationship? No, but until we know the truth - which it’s highly likely we never will - we can’t and shouldn’t pass judgement.

And I say this for ALL the boys as well. We are not there, we do not know. And sometimes we can’t hold them responsible for being perfect role models. That’s never going to happen.

That said, it’s okay to feel how you’re feeling, but don’t let it dictate anything important. Worry about yourself and do your best to feel better, love. Your mental health is much more important than Niall Horan’s love life. If you need to come back and talk to me, you’re one hundred percent welcome to.

28 Days Later Starters
  • With endless love, we left you sleeping. Now we're sleeping with you.
  • Don't wake up.
  • It's OK. He's not infected.
  • But I thought he was biting you.
  • Kissing. I was kissing her.
  • Are you stoned?
  • It's a long story.
  • That was longer than a heartbeat.
  • REPENT THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH
  • You'd never think it. Needing rain so badly. Not in fucking England!
  • If you look at the whole life of the planet, we... you know, man, has only been around for a few blinks of an eye. So if the infection wipes us all out, that is a return to normality.
  • A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
  • Completely humorless.
  • What do you mean there's no government?
  • There's always a government, they're in a bunker or a plane somewhere!
  • Do you think he saw us this time?
  • It started as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different. Because it was happening in small villages, market towns. And then it wasn't on the TV any more. It was in the street outside. It was coming in through your windows.
  • It was a virus. An infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood. It was something in the blood.
  • By the time they tried to evacuate the cities it was already too late.
  • Army blockades were overrun. And that's when the exodus started.
  • Before the TV and radio stopped broadcasting there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. We didn't hear anything more after that.
  • I was wrong when I said that staying alive is as good as it gets.
  • You stole my thought.
  • It's okay. You keep it.
  • Got a headache.
  • Well, why didn't you say anything before?
  • Well, because I didn't think you'd give a shit.
  • We have enough food.
  • Yeah, but we don't have any cheeseburgers.
  • Oh, great. Valium. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care.
  • This is what I've seen in the four weeks since infection. People killing people. Which is much what I saw in the four weeks before infection, and the four weeks before that, and before that, and as far back as I care to remember. People killing people. Which to my mind, puts us in a state of normality right now
  • No, see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.
  • And then I wake up today in hospital. I wake up, and I'm... I'm hallucinating or I'm...
  • I've got some bad news.
  • Are you trying to kill me?
  • Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck?
  • Plans are pointless.
  • Staying alive's as good as it gets.
  • I don't want her to have to fucking cope.
  • I don't want to eat.
  • I want to bury my dad
  • Think! Just think! What would you do with a diseased little island?
  • They've quarantined us. There is no infection... Just people killing people... HE'S INSANE!