we all know what his solo project is gonna look like ):d

IM STUCK AT THE AIRPORT FOR FOUR HOURS SOOOO here’s my summary of my first ghost show

THE FUCKING TOUR BUS WAS AT MY HOTEL FIRST OF ALL??? i pulled up to my hotel friday night in the cab and i saw this big black bus and almost shat myself but i was thinking nahhh that’s just. someone’s RV or something. so i describe the bus to the discord server and everyone is like THATS THEIR FUCKING BUS DUDE and im like NAHHHHHH

so yesterday i met up with @dearbaphomet and cute gf. she gives me GIFTS and we head to the venue whatever theres goths everywhere its lit wE FUCKING SEE THE BAND’S BUS AND ITS THE SAME FUCKING BUS THAT WAS PARKED OUTSIDE OUR HOTEL B I T C H WHAT

so we’re waiting in line and we saw [AETHER] and [AIR] just meandering around up and down the street and nobody but us seemed to recognize them lmfao. [AIR] was with his wife and daughter which was cute and [AETHER] looked like his shiny-headed british ass was gonna die in the 100 degree heat. some ppl in line talked to us also and they were in their 40s and fucking Turnt

WE GOT REALLY. FUCKING. CLOSE TO THE STAGE. it was a very small intimate venue and we were right up against the barrier on the fire ghoul side of the stage. there was a kid in front of us with his grandma and they both looked terrified of the opener it was great. the crowd kept screaming every time it sounded like ghost’s spooky intro music was over and then kept going lmfao we were being EDGED

so it finally fucking starts and bitch……BITCH IM SHAKEN TO THE CORE. MY LIFE IS CHANGED. MY PINEAL GLAND HAS BEEN DECALCIFIED

first of all my god ifrit is fit as fuck and his cassock looks really good on him and his eYES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL UNDER THE MASK HOLY FUCK??? I WAS GASPING FOR BREATH OVER HIS ANIME EYES

and then papa fucking poofs into existence and have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying because i legitimately had tears in my eyes. they did not actually fall but i do not tear up over things i dont get that emotional but oh my god papa is fucki g gorgeous and shOcKINGLY….REAL??? LOOKING? i thought seeing him irl would completely break the immersion but it actually did exactly the opposite. that’s a Real Man. a real and beautiful man oh my god like why is this greasy old man so beautiful

honestly i was so overcome with Emotions that the show is mostly a blur but i remember making a lot of eye contact with papa and ifrit. papa fucking looked directly at me like 0A0 at one point and i astral projected. his googly eye is so pretty.

dewdrop kept fucking doing the head tilt thing and i lost my mind over it


THE ABSOLUTE BEST POINT OF THE SHOW THOUGH WAS WHEN DEWFRIT HAPPENED AND THESE FUCKIN BWOIS NUZZLED THEIR MASKS TOGETHER??? I LOST MY SHIT SO HARD THAT I FORGOT WHICH FUCKING SONG THEY WERE EVEN PLAYING AT THE TIME BUT I THINK IT WAS DURING THE YEAR ZERO SOLO. THEY DID THIS LIKE PLAYFIGHT/HEADBUTT/MASK CLONK NUZZLE THING BITCH I FUCKING LEFT MY BODY I AM C H A N G E D

chair’s solo was rough but you know what he has great stage presence so fuck it. he sits there posed like a genie or, like, an ocarina of time NPC? and like crosses his arms and rolls his head around to the music and strokes his chin its cute. dew kept hangin out with him which was also cute. nünü was also beatin the shit out of those drums he’s a good ghoul we should keep him

sadly i couldnt really see chops much because he was on the other side but the windmilling and jumping was so real he looked like he was gonna fly away

fucking……ifrit though. holy shit. honestly……who the fuck is alpha lmao im sorry but ifrit is the superior fire ghoul he’s just so fucking HYPED he goes NUTS??? HIS STAGE PRESENCE IS PHENOMENAL LIKE I HAD TO ACTUALLY FORCE MYSELF TO LOOK AT PAPA BECAUSE IFRIT WAS HAVING SUCH A FUCKING PARTY

he does a lot of posing and fistbumping and he’s so expressive, it’s like watching a cartoon character. and because papa iii is such a memey cartoon character too they compliment each other really really well. the entire current lineup is like that actually: everyone has very unique sort of charisma and a character that they put on, so they play off of papa and each other very well and make it more of a Show. with the old lineups the only ghoul that ever really did that was omega, imo? but he didnt even get into character as much as these current guys do. the ghouls feel like…not human. like they really do give you a vibe like they’re some kind of supernatural creature rather than just guys in masks playing music. rather than papa being the central Character and grabbing all the attention, he can bounce off of the other guys and get really playful with them. it feels like papa is showing off his selection of prized show ghouls and he is very proud of them lmao

SO ANYWAY ENOUGH OPINIONS™ the show ended and we met up with @necessary-glitter who gave us REALLY FUCKING COOL PRESENTS they were like boxes that looked like books with grucifixes on them?? she made them wtf so talented

we creeped by the bus and saw [AIR] and then [AETHER] hung out to sign things and stuff and he signed the book box and i told him that she made it and he was all excited over it. he got all excited over baph’s art too. and then i, like, didnt want to initiate a hug but he came at me like HUGS YES??? so i was like HUGS YES?????? and it was the firmest most wholesome hug i have ever received. my soul is cleansed. he smelled very nice also like his Scent lingered around after he walked away lmao. he’s a very good english egg boy 10/10 would scramble

ALSO HE HAS A VERY NICE ASS IM SORRY I NOTICED

SO YEAH TL FUCKIN DR IT WAS INCREDIBLE, IM SHOOK, IM SHAKEN, I HAVE DIED AND RISEN, TOBIAS FORGE OWNS MY LIFE FOREVER NOW FUCK

anonymous asked:

I just started listening to mcr, what do I need to know?

so i typed out way more info than you need, so i’m gonna make a short list but keep the long thing of info at the end in case you wanna read it anyways:

  • gerard sings, frank and ray play guitar, and mikey plays bass
  • they had 4 drummers, but the 2 most popular were matt pelissier and bob bryar. they had one that’s referred to by fandom as just “pedicone” and he was caught stealing stuff so he was kicked out
  • bob bryar is a racist buttface
  • mcr is the most Extra™ band i know
  • seriously who the Heck shows up to an awards show in an armored Brinks truck?
  • literally everything is super artistic and that’s one of my favorite things about mcr
  • “you know what they do to guys like us in prison” was probably gerard way’s and bert mckracken’s (from the used) love song
  • “mama” is the most dramatic song ever and it’s the Most Extra ™ but thats what makes it so incredible (seriously they got liza minnelli to sing on it) also it’s probably about a trans girl (”you should have raised a baby girl, i could have been a better son”)
  • gerard likes keeping his sexuality a secret
  • frank is the king of bisexuals
  • mikey doesn’t like unicorns and he doesn’t have asthma
  • mcr was best friends with the used but they had a fallout and bert is still bitter

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