wayward queen

Dersite Idioms

(For anyone wondering what I’ve been doing this afternoon)

Iskyeda. Arubluisi skayort idyatrubui so’ksaryalova

Correct. Start.in-the-past a war otter.because-of with gold skin

Right. And the war started for the golden skinned otter.

Means ‘you’re kidding’ or ‘I can tell you’re lying.’

Buustetbu deiva’i yiketdos

Sing.you-presently.not dream.doer little me.accusative

“Don’t sing Little Dreamers to me!”

Means ‘stop being so cute’ or ‘you won’t get what you want by crying.’ References a nursery rhyme.

Biyekustet Skaiaglai

Bathe.you-presently Skaia.within

“You filthy Skaia bather!”

Means ‘you’re a goody two shoes’ or ‘you’re being obnoxious.’ Skaia is the homeworld of the carapaces. Offensive to Prospitians.

Braustetbu la’itui

Overthink.you-presently.not time.the-dishonorable

“You can’t overthink the time shit”

Means ‘don’t run around in circles’ or ‘your solution is worse than the problem.’

Klobustet dek’isek’iera

Play.you-presently dek’isek’i.become

“You’re playing dek’isek’i”

Means ‘ruining everything’ or ‘this will bite you in the ass someday.’ Dek’isek’i is a colloquial name for Dek'ibott Sek'igore, Envoy of the god Sepurk’litu and bringer of disasters.

Ik’spetlilako’rei polabyados

Regard.I-presently.with-fondness crustacean.object

“While I fondly regard crustaceans”

Means ‘pretend that nothing is wrong’ or ‘change the subject.’ A joke based the Holy Text for the ultimate god of the Dersite pantheon.


Imagine #8:
Rowena isn’t playing. She comes back, defeats Lucifer and decides to get what she’s worth.. A title, a throne.. And a brand new self.

(I’ve bad this idea of a brand new Rowena taking over Hell literally forever and I’m pretty proud of how it turned out. Hope you like it!
PS. @marril96 ,get ready, your request will be based on this! xx

Hi!!!!! My name is Anne Lorraine and I just hit 2k followers!!!!! Well, to be completely honest I hit 2k followers a month ago and I’ve just been taking forever to make this post. 

Anyways, I’m so grateful for this trash can of a website and all of my friends and followers who have been with me throughout this journey. Y’all have stuck with me through my demon phannie phase, my emo phase, and even my over-plucked eyebrows phase. I couldn’t be more grateful to all of you guys. 

So, as a celebration of sorts, I’ve decided to finally do my first follow forever and show some love to all of my favorite blogs. Most of these blogs are phan blogs but I included some zendaya/valdaya blogs too. These are also only sfw blogs. Here we go!

Bold = Mutuals

Italics = Favs

First, I have to shoutout the senpais @danisnotonfire@amazingphil, and the absolutely lovely, @phillylesta <3

A - G

@ablurrymessage  @accidental-llama  @adayinthelifeofphan @amazphil @ambitioustroye @angelphannie @annem18 @assume-the-browsing-position @aurellialester @baigirl101 @beka-the-nerd @benitabuttrell @bigboxoffandoms @blushinlester @bookishlester @bork-borf-boof-heck @botanistlester @buellersfueller @bumblebailey @cafephan @callingearthitsme @cloudyphilip @crazephantrash @crescendohowell @cringe-attacks @dailybooth @dailyphan @danandphilflower @dan-and-phil-whisks @dangelical @dan-howell-is-a-squish  @dan-howells-llama-hat  @danielbear @danishellainteresting @danisontnonfire @danopoly @danshine @demonphannie @dirty-little-dan @disenchanted-rose @d-sliceisnotonfire @el-meme-lord @energeticwarrior @entireoranges @existentialplantboy @eyleenvs @fairycakehowell @falloutkailey @fangirl6101 @fireflyphil @flippin-phantastic @forgetfullittleguy @fuckinzazzed @gloomylesterr  

H - P

@heartphil @heathen-blasphemy @heckdan @hellsblogger @hobbithair @holdinontosixteen  @howellingatthestars @humidlester  @improbablyreading @interstellarphil  @ironicphantrash  @itsqueenbertha  @jadorefreedom @kaylee-kari @kmichelletho  @literally-atrashcan @liveandlovevaldaya @livelylester @longlifephantrash @lovingvaldaya @madd09 @maddox-rider @magical-alien @makayla-laree @mariyahn97 @melodylester @memiskypirate @miaalyse96 @michaelis-a-kitten @mspurple23 @musicroses @myhappylittlefandoms @notaslacker @onceuponalittleliar @oopsimaphangirl @orionswinter @pasteldanhowells @peaches-phan @peachou @pettyunicorn @phanasourasrex @phandelion-rawr @phandomofthe0pera @phangirlingforphan @phangirl-landphil @phanicornundertherainbow @phan-is-so-on-fire @phannedlimit @phanniephil @phanperra @phanqueen17 @phansakura @phanstolemythoughts @phantheraglama @phan-you-not  @philester  @phillester @phillylesta @philpancakes @philsdrill @pilotout @planethowell @plantpotphil @pseudophan @puggerz13  

Q - Z

@raetheraisin @ratinof @ravehowell @ripdan @sabxxrina @samuel–sunshine @scowlhowell @sexuallyambiguousphan  @skaterhowell @smileyphil @softdnp @softhowellester @spacedns @sparkletroyeboy @spellboundsivan @sprinklelester @stainedglasshowell @studded-angel-me @studyblr @summerlove13me @sunkissedlester @teabaglester @theamazingpersonwhoisnotonfire @theaterkidlester @thegraceofebonee @theofficialdeathlyhallowspenguin @thephandomlifeisamazing @thesleepyotter8 @the-squirrel-queen @the-wayward-idiot @this-is-syd-syd @tolazehtolivelife @tolstella @trysomecats @tttriin121 @ultxmasunicornphanfics @valdaya16 @valdaya-all-daya @valdaya-er-er-er @valdayaobssesion @vantablackphan @vnello123 @wandering-lana @wishicouldunreadthat @wonderaes @yoshi-bagel @zendayasauntiewig

Note: I couldn’t include everyone but I truly love everyone that I follow. I did try and include all of my mutuals, feel free to punch me if you’re a mutual that I missed <3

Read It Wednesday

Welcome to week 14! A day late, sadly, hope you can forgive me. Please note that Drabbles are no longer included in Read it Wednesday. Also note that if you don’t see a series here, it means I’m behind on reading, but once I catch up you can be on the lookout for it here! This week is a little shorter but I tried to include at least one fic from everyone who tagged me. Alright, here’s this weeks compilation of fics!

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Week Three

A/N: Welcome to week 3 of my fic rec where I feel like I could know what I’m doing. Sorry it’s late!

Dean x Reader

World’s Best Pie by @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms (smut)

Ana Ana Ana… This was so hot!!!!! Like I found myself audibly saying “Dayyummm” and then preceded to start sweating!

I Wish by @not-moose-one-shots (fluff)

I loved how Dean couldn’t ever care for the guy in the beginning! Dean needs to have some more self confidence and go after the girl!

Goodmorning, Princess and Goodnight, Princess by @impala-dreamer (smut)

I put these together because you have to read the one after the other! They can be read as one shots but it would do them an injustice. This duo is just like WOW. I read on of them in public and it was really hard keeping a straight face! Pretty sure I was bright red!

For The Best by @d-s-winchester (fluffy angst)

This was so cute and filled my heart in the beginning, just to think of Dean making pancakes, in his boxers. But then you ripped it out! My heart is no longer inside my body. Good riddance Dean!

Pineapples Dumbass! by @jalove-wecallhimdean (fluff)

This was a work of pure genius! I loved the monster in this, very creative. The saying was funny, this fic was just all around great and I really enjoyed reading it!

When Angels Answer by @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms (angst)

This was hella angsty! Really read the warnings on this one. But wow this really hit me. The way you describe their pain and their joy was beautiful! I loved the scenes at the end, it felt very real.

Blue by @idreamofhazel (angsty fluff)

This is again pure poetry! I loved this so much! I don’t know how you do it but I loved every sinlge word that was written This was beautiful and full of feeling! (shameless plug in, if you haven’t read YELLOW go do it. It’s a Sam x Reader but was also pure poetry!)

It’s about time by @melbelle45 (fluff)

This was my bedtime story and boy was it a good one. Led me to dreams about Dean. I love how Dean wasn’t really surprised but took it as the perfect moment.

Sam x Reader

Riding Sam by @jelly-beans-and-gstrings (smut)

This was some good smut! I thought it was super cute that Y/N keep thinking about Sam during her date. But then she tries to compare them! Gurl you know Sam is nothing like that asshole.

Hunger by @imagineteamfreewill (fluff)

Hell yes you can kiss me! You don’t even have to ask Samuel! I loved that his hunger for demon blood went away as soon as he heard Y/N’s voice. Just goes to show love can over power anything! (wow that was cheesy I’m so sorry)

Wayward Spells by @queen-of-deans-booty (fluff)

Ahhhhh baby Sammy! This was the greatest! Reading about tiny Sammy and his trotting around without a care in the world was refreshing. While it was super cute I’m glad he didn’t stay little! Dude has some needs to attend to.

Naughty Student by @thegreatficmaster (smut)

WOAH. Didn’t read the warnings or the summary at all. And BAM just went right into it. There was no easing me into it just bam! Well props to me cuz I kept a straight face in front of my family. This was super hot and I love the exchange between them in the end ;)

Deep end by @sams-little-toy (angst)

I just sat there staring at the screen for while after reading this. It broke my heart. But good for Y/N for moving on with her life! It’s not fair to her to have to stay and mope around until Sam finally calls.

Jared x Reader

Miscommunication by @d-s-winchester (fluff)

This was so angsty and cute at the same time! If only people talked about their feelings and not hide it.. I guess we wouldn’t have great fan fics like this one then! Love me some Jared feels.

Jensen x Reader

Popcorn Date by @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms (smut)

Holy shittake mushrooms! Someone please remind me to stop reading smut in public. Especially Jensen smut. Like that man, he does things to me.

Going Up by @torn-and-frayed (fluff)

First off I could watch this video all the fucking time. Second you made this into a fic is like the greatest thing in the world! They ending scene made the heart eyes thing pop out of my own head!

That of Dreams

Requested by Anon

Hey! Could request a fic where a fan ends up kissing Rich at a con? The narrative could be the lead up, like, Rich seeing the fan in the crowd and falling for her? Her getting taken aside, or chosen out of the crowd (Etc). Matt and Rob could be involved too perhaps? Maybe they make fun of him for getting smitten with a fan? I love your writing, by the way!

Word Count: 982 words


She… was perfect. He didn’t know her name, what she sounded like, or anything about her, but he knew that her name would be beautiful, her voice would be that of an angel, and everything about her was fascinating.

The crowd filed into the auditorium, people grabbing their seats and eagerly waiting. The lights on the stage flared up, signaling that the event was about to start. You were in the first row and this was your very first convention, so you were willing to spend the extra money. Music began blaring throughout the speakers; everyone’s attention was immediately drawn to the actors that busted through the curtains.

“Hello, Chicago! How are-“

That’s when he saw you. Rich’s eyes were transfixed on you like a sniper on its target. You could hardly tell whether his gaze was for you, someone else, or just purely random, but it blew over pretty quickly.

Rich cleared his throat, pulling the microphone to his lips once again. “Sorry about that! Just a bit of a sore throat. Anyways, give it up for my co-hosts for this event: Matt Cohen and Rob Benedict!”

Matt and Rob waved at the huge crowd, eyes full of joy and smiles on their faces.

You were having a blast as the morning wore on. The three actors had the whole audience laughing and smiling the entire panel; it was almost perfect for your first con.

Jared and Jensen’s panel was right after this one, but you weren’t planning on staying for it. Creation had a mix-up and scheduled Rich and Rob’s photo ops during the J2 panel. A lot of people were complaining, but had to choose one over the other. Of course, many stayed for the panel.

Good news for you and the people who went the photo ops: shorter lines and more time with Rob and Rich.

As Matt made one last joke, the lights flickered on and that concluded the panel.

Rob cleared his throat and waved to the audience. “Thank you all for coming! If you’re not coming to our photo ops due to the scheduling, Rich and I are very sorry and hope to see you at karaoke!” With that, the three actors disappeared behind the curtains as Louden Swain played their exiting music.

The photo ops were across the building, and ten minutes after the panel. Yea, Creation screwed up a little. That meant you needed to get out of there so you could make it in time. The problem was, a quarter of the audience also really wanted to get to the photo ops on time. Let’s just say, it took you five minutes to exit the auditorium. That left you with five minutes to make it.

“Just my luck. There’s no way I’m gonna make it,” you mumbled to yourself, glancing down at your phone as you quickly walked down the hallway.

Due to all the things going on, the halls were mostly clear, that is, when you checked a moment ago.

As you looked up from your phone, you collided with something only a body would feel like. It all happened in the blink of an eye, and you were on the ground along with your collider.

“I’m so sorry. I’m in a hurry and I wasn’t looking where I was going.” You scrambled to your feet as the man you’d run into pulled himself up.

“It’s my fault. I’m in a bit of a hurry, too.”

Wait… That voice sounded awfully familiar.

You peered at the man and almost laughed at your stupidity. The guy you ran into was Richard Speight Jr.

“Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry. I wasn’t watching and-“

Rich chuckled. Oh goodness. What had you done?

He brushed his shirt off absentmindedly and glanced at you. It was you. You’re the girl he saw in the audience. And he just ran into you. “It’s no problem, really. I was running late to mine and Rob’s photo ops anyways. What’s one more minute?”

Stupid, Rich, stupid, he cursed himself.

You laughed nervously and nodded. “I was just headed there, too, actually.”

Rich’s mind went rampant. You were headed to his and Rob’s photo ops? Chances were that you were there for Rob…. but still.

Both of you absentmindedly started walking toward your joined destination as Rich made conversation.

“I saw you at the panel. How’d you like it?”

You smiled, shrugging. “Ya know, it was okay.”

Rich feigned a hurt look, but he couldn’t keep it up when he looked at you. Something about you made him want to smile and you saw that in his eyes.

You glanced down at your phone, eyes widening as you noticed the time.

“Oh my gosh, we’re gonna be so late. I’m really sorry.”

“It’s fine,” Rich replied coolly, “Both of us would have been late anyways. C’mon, we’re almost there.”

The two of you jogged toward the line of about 40 people and a few bouncers. You strayed from Rich (you didn’t know when or why both of you got so close to one another) and headed for the back of the line.

Rich didn’t know what got into him in that moment, but as he watched you leave his side for that split second, he knew he couldn’t let you get lost in the crowd. With his luck, he would never see you again.

That reasoning was at the front of your mind as he grabbed your hand and pulled you back into his chest.

Dozens of fans, and a very confused Rob Benedict, watched as a girl and guy, who’d known one another for only a few minutes, kissed like they’d spent a lifetime together.

Years later, and you still reminisced on the day you would always be grateful for. With one look at your husband, you know that it wasn’t love at first sight, but two people who took a big risk and reaped the reward of love.

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Esther’s 150 followers celebration challenge

Below the cut is 10 song prompts and 15 dialogue prompts hand picked from my collocation. you’re challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to turn them into a story. like the sound of that? yay!

I just hit 150 followers and I decided to do a challenge. as I said before below the cut are song and dialogue prompts. please join and signal boost. or at least signal boost if you can’t join. 


1) Must be following me. it is a followers challenge after all

2) any actors/caricatures are welcome but I do ask no ships. please and thank you.

3) it can be either reader insert or OC whichever strikes your fancy.

4) any length of fic is accepted I only ask that you use a keep reading feature if it’s over 500 words

5) any ganre is fine (fluff, angst, etc) except smut

6) It can only be a one shot, drabble or start of a series.

7) Mention in the Author’s note that it is for my (@shotgunintheimpala) 150 followers Challenge 

8) If I haven’t rebloged within two days of you posting it IM me the link.

9) one person per prompt. if there are still some open after you have posted your fic feel free to com back and claim another!

10) since there are a lot of challenges going on right now the due date will be Friday December 22. if you need an extension send me an ask and I can give you one!

Lastly Have fun!

send me an ask with your choice of prompt and pairing

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I’m so totally in the zone last night while I was making this. Too bad I didnt put too much effects on it ‘cause i literally finished this like 12 a.m…. hmm… maybe on my next one ill add effects and a touch of animation…. :3 But seriously the show is getting intense and I LOVE IT! ★★★★

Comfort Drabble #3

Lucifer x Reader

Insecurity: Volume (Too quiet)

Originally posted by charlie-bradcherry

You stretched your legs out and curled them under you, bringing your blanket to rest on your lap.

The Winchesters were talking about what they were going to do on the next hunt while Lucifer chided in here and there.

“I thought we could try finding the vampire nest by asking locals first.”

It was as if you had said nothing. They were too engrossed in their own conversation to even notice you had said something.

“I never get heard around here!” You shouted, feeling the tears begin to prick your eyes. The three men turned to you with astonishment and open mouths.

“Yea, now you hear me.”

You push past them, making a quick dash to your room. As soon as you opened that door, you groaned.

“Go away, Lucifer.”

The archangel was sitting on your bed, his face a mix of confusion and… concern?

“I promise I’m not here to belittle you or make sarcastic remarks. I’m curious, I suppose. What was the outburst about?”

He was being polite, you had to give him some credit.

You wiped a few stray tears from your cheeks and sighed.

“No one ever hears me. Every time I talk, I’m either mumbling or too quiet. It’s just been getting on my nerves lately.”

His eyes, no matter how dark and vacant they usually seemed, were calm and inviting. You wanted to reach for him, pull him close and cry into his shoulder. That’s exactly what you ended up doing.

Lucifer’s hand stroked your hair as you left tear stains on his shirt.

“It’s okay, Y/n. I’ll always be here to listen to you.”

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