I just had the randomest ficlet idea where Sarianna and Reyes do a mission together (idk why but humor me). She is somewhere on a sniper’s nest, taking out perimeter guards while he sneaks up and flanks another battalion in order to open an entrance for the rest of the squad. They’re talking on comms the entire time to confirm waypoints with each other, but like they start talking about something completely off topic from the mission in the middle of banter.
Pretty soon banter devolves into… intimate bickering? Like Reyes mentions offhand she needs to clean up her shots. It’s hard enough doing laundry with two extra loads for lycra (a joke about how he does all the chores), and even more impossible using bleach and separating the fabrics because she can’t keep getting blood everywhere. To which Sarianna takes offense and brings up the fact that it’s not her fault she always has to clean up his sloppy handiwork in combat.
Vetra groans and yells “WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP ALREADY?!”