wayne rooney


Counting down the days and drawing the trashiest of the trash idea. Totally self indulgent. I apologize for my existence.

- what the tags goodbye
- I only planned for 9 spaces and didn’t get Austria I’m sorry Alaba
- my chance to draw Robben and Ned together is never meant to be
- I am not ready and in denial about this Germany NT
- it’s Klose’s birthday www

Evil Kermit meme (football version)

Neuer: The opponent is controlling the ball at midfield.

Neuer to Neuer: Run over there and snatch it.


Messi: That red coat too glossy.

Messi to Messi: Wear it.


Neymar: The opponent is approaching me.

Neymar to Neymar: Drop to the ground, NOW!


C Ronaldo: *looks at mirror*

C Ronaldo to C Ronaldo: You are the fairest of them all.


Suárez: Shit, the opponent snatched my ball.

Suárez to Suárez: Bite him.


Ramos: The first half has ended and I didn’t get a red card today.

Ramos to Ramos: There’s still second half.


Ibrahimović: I’m fabulous.

Ibrahimović to Ibrahimović: I know right?


Maradona: I can’t reach the ball with my head.

Maradona to Maradona: Use the hand. The hand.


Referee: Wait, is that a foul?

Referee to Referee: *tosses coin*. It’s heads, so nope.


Rooney: Is that alcohol?

Rooney to Rooney: Just drink it.


- Latest design draws inspiration from one of the most iconic kits in the club’s history
- 1990-92 jersey receives a modern makeover with technical improvements

Adidas Football has today revealed the new Manchester United away kit for the 2017/18 season, with a design inspired by one of the club’s most iconic kits.


Wayne Rooney has announced his retirement from international football. He is England’s record goalscorer with 53 goals. He the second most capped player, with 119 appearances, with only Peter Shilton topping this. He is England’s most capped outfield player.