• Malec's son:Daddy make me a pie
  • Alec:I'm not making a pie, sorry sweetie
  • Malec's son:Why?
  • Alec:*tries to keep quiet* Because... Because I'm not your bitch
  • Magnus:ALEC!
  • Alec:What? I was under pressure okay?
  • Malec's son:What's a bitch?
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Steamy Fingerling Potatoes

Animals is one of those pop ups that hasn’t gone away - just like those places that have had their grand opening banner up for the last 8 years, or the ones that always have a SUPER one day sale everyday, or the places that say ‘everything must go closing soon’ since you moved in next door 3 years ago TO THE DAY.

Except, you never want Animals to close because its the most real sandwich you’ll ever have. My personal fave is the Beast along with the FINGERLING POTATOES. Lets pause - these potatoes… I don’t know about you, but when I see ‘fingerling potatoes’ on a menu, I usually throw a Peyton Manning PASS on that. I’m good, I’ll have those fingerlings when I’m forced to at my grandmas for Thanksgiving or any other dinner I’m guilted into attending.
All grandmas make them the same; you know the ones I’m talking about - uber bland, kind of wet, and always super steamy. Every time you take the damn lid off these potatoes you get blasted in the face with a steam explosion like goddamn ‘Backdraft.’ Where the hell is Kurt Russell these days???

Animals

Tip: It’s ok to get attached, they’re looking for a permanent space now.

Tip: Don’t ignore the salads like an unsophisticated goob. The brussels salad and cabbage salad would normally be easy to overlook; not here.

Tip: The potatoes are a must. One of the single best potato items I’ve ever eaten.

Tip: Get the Beast, it’s one of my favorites. Beef braised in red wine, aromatics & stone fruits with pickled onions & horseradish creme. When’s the last time you had a sandwich with aromatics? Yea, never. Don’t be basic.

Tip: One of the best bars in the city is attached; The Wayland. Same owners.

Tip: Brunch just launched and it’s dope.

Pricing: The Beast $10; Brussels salad $6; The Moxie (cocktail) $11.

When to come here: Lunch. I love it to stay because the plating and atmosphere is killer.

Where: 140 Ave C

Times: Monday - Friday 11am - 5pm

Phone: (212) 777- 7437