way-switch

Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

  • Magnus:Michelangelo was great in bed.
  • Magnus:I know because I slept with him.
  • Magnus:Because I'm attracted to men.
  • Magnus:'Cause I'm not straight.
  • Magnus:Like SUPER not straight!
  • Alec:.....
  • Magnus:I'M ALSO CURRENTLY SINGLE!
  • Cole:She almost says it sometimes. Katoh.
  • Cole:She tastes it in her mouth, sweet release a breath away, tongue tying it tenderly, like you tie her. But she doesn't. For you, and for her because it makes it mean more, a fuller feeling, a brighter burst.
  • Bull:Right. [coughs] And how does she feel about you saying this out loud in front of everyone?
  • Inquisitor:Bull and I are consenting adults, there's nothing wrong with what we choose to do in bed.
  • Cole:Not just in bed. Sometimes against a wall. Once on the war table.
  • Dorian:[laughs]
On the subject of chair placement
  • *before auditions*
  • Clarinet Player:I CANNOT DO THIS I AM GOING TO FAIL. I AM GOING TO GET LAST CHAIR! Wait, no I won't. I won't get last chair I am noT EVEN GOING TO GET A CHAIR BECAUSE I SUCK SO BAD. I AM GOING TO BE FIRST FLOOR. EXCEPT I WON'T EVEN BE FIRST I'M GOING TO GET 11TH CHAIR FLOOR
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It’s your lucky day, Mr. Castle. The six Dogs of Hell gang members you wiped out in Delaware won’t be an issue, anymore. Delaware doesn’t have the evidence to charge and extradite, so, the death penalty is officially off the table.

Okay but here’s the thing about bodyswaps

It’s usually explicitly one’s consciousness or literal soul being switched around, right? It’s not your actual, physical brain and brain chemistry

So what if one person has clinical depression and the other doesn’t? Someone’s probably got ADHD, is on the autism spectrum, has OCD or anxiety or PTSD. And maybe some of that follows the original owner, because they’re used to dealing with in unconsciously, but whoever replaced them is getting the brunt of it

Focusing on the physical aspect of bodyswaps is cool and all but let’s see some more on the psychological too?

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The Nine Nine + Homes

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Remember Micro-management? Imagine the shrink-ray actually seeing some action rather than remaining a plot-device.

Also Danny keeps Dan in a terrarium after this. Maybe he’ll add some other ghosts too, it’ll be great.

(for those that don’t know: ‘Nerfed’ is commonly used in videogames for features that are too overpowered on certain characters/weapons/whatever, so these often get ‘nerfed’ to fix balancing issues.)

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first & last appearances