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What Your Fave BNHA Character Says About You:

I got quite some asks a while ago about “What does my fave say about me???” and I wanna answer all of them and also no new chapter which is crushing:

Class 1-A: Alphabetized

Aoyama Yuuga: you have horrible self-esteem issues and cover it up by attracting attention to yourself because you want the attention but have absolutely no idea what to do with it once you have it

Ashido Mina: a loud passionate person with a fondness for dress-up (everyday wear or costumes, it doesn’t matter) and people are shocked to find out your level of nerdiness because like… “you don’t look like a nerd…”

Bakugou Katsuki: a spitfire on the inside and sometimes on the outside. You spicy af and people tell you to tone it down. Was a genius in middle school but then found out about everyone else catching up. Has a SUPER fear of failure.

Hagakure Tooru: A cute little flower who blends into the background but never fear, all that gossip is here! People forget you a lot, but you’re used to it. Gotta keep that positive attitude!!!!

Iida Tenya: People tell you you’re weird a lot and they also tell you you’re annoying but you’re just trying to help. Smart af when it comes to what you know, but pretty clueless otherwise.

Jirou Kyouka: You have that one piece of clothing you love dearly and have owned for years and people are shocked to see you whenever you’re not wearing it. Actual music hoe. *takes out one earbud* whut

Kaminari Denki: Admit it you’re an irl troll face but deep down you’re actually the rarest of pepes. Just wants to be loved by friends but you also want a date to prom so jokingly-for-real ask people out on dates. It hasn’t really worked.

Kirishima Eijirou: You love The Gays™ or are irl gay yourself. You’re an actual cinnamon roll but you’re hella burnt on the inside so you’ve got a spine of steel. You love your friends and aren’t afraid to say it. HUGS FOR EVERYONE

Kouda Kouji: You little animal lover you~ <3 ! Shy and sweet, people tell you that you don’t talk much but you’re just anxious. Will talk about your passions until you pass out but if it’s in front of strangers then NO THANKS

Midoriya Izuku: Actual cinnamon roll just trying your best, you’re smart with what you’re passionate about but that also makes you a giant nerd. You have that one weird little quirk that nobody understands so you hide it a lot. 

Mineta Minoru: You’re goofy and the squad clown but also naive af. Might not be noticeable on the outside but UR A SINNER HARRY. You read way too much fanfiction because actual porn feels weird/ is too much

Ojiro Mashirao: You like to stick to the background but you also want people to notice when you’ve achieved something so you’re stuck in this cycle of “I want this to look good but also original but not too weird but also cool but also…”

Satou Rikkidou: Your resting bitch face almost has yourself fooled but there’s nothing that can comfort you like food and your best bro can. Is really good at cooking. Part of the “Support Everyone But Forgets Yourself” Squad.

Sero Hanta: You come off as harmless but deep down you’re a disgusting memer waiting for the perfect moment to pun and meme. Your health is important, look at this article you printed off just for your friends’ cringe

Shouji Mezou: You’re quiet at first but hella observant so you can tell the moment to open up and let people see how harmless you are on the inside. Gentle soul who only want the best for others. Will kill/die to protect others.

Todoroki Shouto: You’ve been deeply hurt by someone you looked up to and you know you’re still messed up. You’re trying to grow away from the pain but it’s hard. A little wrapped up in your head, you want to love others again.

Tokoyami Fumikage: You know every word to “Welcome to the Black Parade”. You like really cool, dark and edgy things so your inner emo is Strong™. People tell you that you need to cool your chill and warm up. flip them the bird.

Tsuyu Asui: IRL perfect friend, you are the mom friend/ big sis friend of the group who makes sure everyone stays together and doesn’t do stupid shit. At least, doesn’t do stupid shit without you. Pokèmon was a lifestyle, once.

Uraraka Ochako: Looks innocent on the outside but will punch a guy if they step over that very clear line. Friends and family are to be protected at all costs. You’re so cheap, people laugh but in reality you’re scared to spend money. 

Yaoyorozu Momo: Smart af and pretty too, you’re so used to things coming easily to you that you panic as soon as something seems hard. In group projects you’re the one that does 95% of the work. You’re (kinda) ok with this.

Alright, I covered Class 1-A first, but if your fave isn’t on this list, or you wanna look up your other faves, I left it all under the cut!


All Might/ Toshinori Yagi: Actual cinnamon roll trying their best to be a good guardian and lead those who are lost. Is the actual biggest dork around. Tries to be cool but simply… isn’t. We love you anyways. Pls take care of yourself too.

Eraserhead/ Aizawa Shouta: you’re extra salty in need of a nap and still care about everyone around you but still like to fuck with them to show you care. Is a cat person and feels like you can only get along with other cat people.

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Greetings, Colleagues;

As some of you may know, this week’s Iron Banner is - improbably - Mayhem Clash. We feel that this is an opportune occasion to bring you another Mothyards Live Streaming Event.  We will be assembling a crack team of elite Guardians to cause mayhem in the Crucible, and we invite you to follow along through the heat of battle on our Twitch Channel tomorrow, 5/10 at 6PM MST/ 8PM EST.

In order to keep things interesting, we will be running a number of challenges along the route to victory, including (but not limited to) randomized loadouts, punishment games, equip-the-drop, Iron Banner Bingo, and anything else that we or our viewers can think of. We hope you’ll take the time to join us.

With that said, we would like to introduce our victory-bound squad:

The old, jaded one.

  • Nickname: G / G-Man / ‘How do I say that?’
  • K/D Ratio: 1.15
  • Subclass: Still throwing knives at people, despite it all.
  • Likes: Moths, iambic pentameter, knives
  • Dislikes: Playing Destiny
  • Quote: “Whoops.”
  • Further notes: Will never forgive Bungie for Gunslinger nerfs.

The only one who knows what she’s doing.

  • Nickname: Kitty / ‘HELP!’
  • K/D Ratio: 1.89 
  • Subclass: I KILL WITH MY HEART.
  • Likes: Cats, tripmines
  • Dislikes: Warlocks
  • Quote: “It’s like herding fucking cats.”
  • Further notes: Secretly a Warlock.

Too good, too pure.

  • Nickname: Shep / ‘You know who.’
  • K/D Ratio: 0.8
  • Class: It’s HAMMER TIME. Until it’s BUBBLE TIME.
  • Likes: funny helmets, puns, dancing
  • Dislikes: Aksis and his TV crew
  • Quote: “Hey guys, should we jump down here?” [Already jumping]
  • Further notes: Way too many puns.

The strong, silent one.

  • Nickname: Master Chef / The Knee of Justice
  • K/D Ratio: 0.86
  • Class: Striker. Only Striker. There is nothing else.
  • Likes: Shoulder Charge, Peregrine Greaves, the color red.
  • Dislikes: Salt, Warlocks
  • Quote: “I prefer sidearms.” [Points to arm]
  • Further notes: Is the Crucible.

The Kinderguardian.

  • Nickname: Nova / ‘Oh, no.’
  • K/D Ratio: 0.55
  • Class: Electric knifeapalooza.
  • Likes: Black Spindle, Cayde-6, Sticky Nades
  • Dislikes: Jumping puzzles, shotguns.
  • Quote: “Guardian down.”
  • Further notes: Unsure what K/D means.
an actual conversation I had

[after I said smth about my hypochondria and its impact on my interactions with animals]

Friend: I was so confused for a second bc I was like, wait, isn’t the hypochondria the powerhouse of the cell? Until I remembered that no, that’s something different……


Friend: It’s been a few years since school, okay?? It’s just that Tumblr has sort of /ingrained/ that sentence into my brain

Me: understandable

Friend: Though, the sentence Tumblr has *actually* ingrained into my brain is:

“The mitochondria is the power bottom of the cell.”

Me: oh my g o d

but what’s the top tho?? the endoplasmic reticulum?

Friend: They gon have a real good time in that cell

Prison AU

Me: don’t drop the soap

Friend: I’d never drop Yoonseok


I’m suing

Friend: Yoonseok prison AU

Yoongi was sued. Hoseok is the prison guard.

Me: I don’t wanna picture sentient tubules fucking an organelle with its ribosomes. It’s just wrong.

Friend: This sentence. I’m gonna print it and hang it on my wall

Me: I honestly don’t know why I thought ribosomes were the equivalent of genitalia………….

Like seriously, as The Ancient Magus’ Bride gains more popularity, we will be seeing more and more art reposters and we need to shut that down now. 

How to spot a reposter: 

  • No source and the blog clearly isn’t the artist’s
  • Captions like “Not mine” or “Credit to the artist”
  • Sources linking back to common art reposting sites like zerochan, weheartit, etc. rather than actually linking back and properly crediting the actual artist.

If you see a reposter:

  • Do not reblog or like the post! This encourages reposters to continue what they are doing while simultaneously discourages the original artist. There have been way too many times where I have seen a reposter get more notes than the original artist and as an artist myself, it is a tiring thing. If you can find the original art post on tumblr, reblog from that instead. 
  • If you can find the artist, notify them (Usually using google image’s “image drop search” can take you to the original artist quite quickly)
  • Report the post

Also some links that go into detail on why reposting artwork is overall a shitty idea that can harm artists: 

x x x

I really enjoy this fandom so let’s not continue on the path of reposting other people’s art pretty please. Give credit to where it needs to be given.

Looking at clothes on online shopping sites actually makes me excited to go back so I can go shopping in Copenhagen even though I don’t want to return to uni again just yet~ TwT

On a side note, I have way too many ongoing items;;; OTL

what the strings think during rehearsal
  • first violins: oh god oh god this is too many sixteenth notes and way too high and I sound like an owl screeching please rescue us
  • second violins: this isn't too bad. that's kind of a funky rhythm oh no the entire section is lost again. ok, I guess we'll all just play quietly and let the first violins do the things. it's not like the conductor even acknowledges our existence anyway.
  • violas: ha ha guess who didn't get the melody AGAIN. oooh exciting quarter notes. come on, give us a challenge and OH GOD THERE ARE SIXTEENTH NOTES NOW I AM NOT OKAY and back to quarter notes, come on this is baby stuff and HOW DO I READ TREBLE CLEF I AM NOT A VIOLIN STOP TORTURING ME
  • cellos: this is alright, I guess. kind of boring when we're just keeping the beat but ok. ooooh the shifty thing. more vibrato. always more vibrato. yes. *inhales deeply* yes.
  • bass: I'm hungry lol

anonymous asked:

How did your ass eating video get leaked? I heard you have some crazy 😜 ass eating skills..

Lmao first it wasn’t leaked, I posted it. I just didn’t expect it to get 15k notes. Way too many people were asking me or my ex if it was us and I just found that embarrassing so I got it removed finally lol. Second the video was 8 seconds and barely showed anything but not gonna lie, my skillzzz are pretty decent 😇

anonymous asked:

If you don't mind, could you type out what you said in the video? (you don't have to, its fine)

Alright, so this post,

I’m kind of upset that there’s so many notes. I know I’ve reblogged it twice, meaning there’s more notes than there should be. But there’s way too many notes and it shouldn’t be like that. It’s almost at 200 and that’s the most notes I’ve ever had. It just shouldn’t be like that! Like, what has life amounted to? I don’t mean to sound depressive but…what has literally happened? Back in the olden days, we never knew what suicide was, and now, probably over 50% reasons of death is probably suicide. That’s not a good thing. Suicide isn’t the answer to anything. I know there’s a lot of pain and I know things feel like they just won’t get better at all. You constantly tell yourself that things won’t get better. So things get worse because you won’t believe that things will get better. Trust me, I’ve been in those footprints. Once you start to believing things will get better, you actually see the light. Just…I know it seems like false hope, but please just believe things will get better. Don’t end your life because of pain. If you think it’s too much for you, come talk to me. By all means, I will help you. I have done so much research on how to stop depression and I can give you numerous suggestions on how to help you. Please, just…don’t end it, okay? I know you’re a total stranger to me, but, I care about you regardless. You’re human. Your existence matters.