way to well

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The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet (Wayfarers #1)

i can wait for the galaxy outside to get a little kinder

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Say, Can I Tempt You? - by define_serenity

 (Seblaine Cruel Intentions AU)

Hunter makes a bet with Sebastian, his stepbrother, that he won’t be able to take Blaine’s virginity. If he loses, Hunter gets the Jaguar, if he wins, Sebastian gets Hunter.

QUESTION: what keeps you up at night?


A) you race for the skies and get left behind,
wings buckling.
there is no one waiting to catch you.


B) you have known how to swim for thirteen years,
over, under, kick, breathe.
you also know that if you expel all of your air,
you can finally sink.


C) at least icarus had a story to tell.

—  but the worst dreams of all are when you fly

anonymous asked:

Imagine Jean gets turned into a cat and he's really pissed about it because he's super soft and his meow is really cute and he TOTALLY acts like a cat. Whining for attention, knocking things off tables, getting really pissy if someone pets him the wrong way, somehow ending up stuck in trees, headbutting peoples ankles, and the list goes ON lmao

Oh my god this is absolutely adorable! I love cats and the trope of people being turned into them, they’re so expressive and fun and Jean would make such a cute little kitten, wouldn’t he? 
I actually wrote a little thing for that before, you can find it here if you want.
But let’s talk more kitten Jean! You are so right, he’d be gorgeous and no one would be able to resist fussing over him. I imagine him looking super regal and extremely fluffy like this norwegian forest cat:

(image source) That one’s apparently a female and her name is Beyoncé, how awesome is that?? Also those cats are huuuge and I personally imagine him a bit on the smaller side but you get the idea. Just fluffy and beautiful and occasionally very dorky.

And yes, he’d be so pissy about it! Trying to communicate and get someone to take him seriously, goddammit! But instead everyone adores him and coos at him and this babytalk is super annoying but … getting long pettings is really nice, okay? 
And we all know Jean can’t resist any kind of attention and it only takes a minute for him to fall pliant and start purring beside himself when someone pulls him into their lap and starts scratching behind his ears and under his chin. 

That doesn’t mean he magically stops being an asshole though. I imagine one of his favourite past times would be luring Eren into rubbing his belly (cause it’s so soft and warm, who could say no to that?) and then attack his entire arm and scratch it into a bloody mess.
Not that Eren ever learns his lesson, he falls for it just the same come next time. He probably knows he deserves it for all the pussy jokes.

And that’s one of the benefits of being a cat: Jean can be as big of an asshole as he wants to be and people immediately forgive him just because he’s adorable while fucking things up.
Puke hairballs into Eren’s shoes? Disgusting, but he still gets pettings and scraps of meat from the table later if he just meows cutely enough. 
Feeling bored? Just lie down on Marco’s laptop while he’s supposed to be working on an essay or something, instant cuddles and stupid babytalk (that he gets weirdly fond of after a while). 
Sleep in the laundry basket just after Eren is done with hours worth of ironing? No one will shoo him away if he gives adorable little kitten sneezes during his sleep.
Running right between Marco’s legs when he comes home long after dark and nearly making him trip and break his neck just because Jean was bored alone and wants attention now? Marco will probably sit down with him still in the hallway to pet him for half an hour before dragging both of them to bed (where Jean will sleep half on his face).

So yes, being a cat that can get away with everything doesn’t prove to be too bad. He kind of misses it after the spell wears off (or whatever) and he shifts back into a human.
Until he finds Eren’s Youtube channel filled with videos of him looking unforgivably dorky, drooling in his sleep, playing with that stupid feather toy or sticking out his tongue with the most stupid expression. Being a human does have it’s perks as well. At least like this he can properly punch his boyfriend again…

  • Alice Cooper: No backsliding - No Cheryl, No Veronica, no Archie
  • Betty: walks to school with Archie
  • Alice Cooper: Cheryl Blossom's River Vixens? After what her brother did to Polly? No way!
  • Betty: I'm damn well going to do it! (Becomes an anointed River Vixen)
  • Alice Cooper: Not Seduce Scarlet! Pink Perfection is more your style!
  • Betty: Uses Seduce Scarlet and plays seductress to the hilt
  • Alice Cooper: I don't want you associating with a bad girl like Veronica Lodge!
  • Betty: goes full dark, no stars with Ronnie to bring down Chuck Clayton and his posse
  • Future scenario
  • Alice Cooper: He's the son of a Serpent, I want you to cut him off completely! And no making out EVER!
  • Betty (to Jughead): Hey there Romeo, get up that ladder tonight! Oh and fair warning, I like to be on top!

anonymous asked:

Really makes me wondering: if you date Cayde-6, how does one smooch him. I understand hugs, snuggles and such but his lips. Dont get me started on his personality, its charming as hell and I can see that he might have a way with words.

Originally posted by lenasoxtons

“Well that’s depressing ‘cause we can’t ‘smooch’. Technically.” Cayde-6 states bluntly and his optics lower in an expression of disappointment. “But I mean, we can work around it. There’s no real substitute for a kiss, but maybe—” He leans forward, closer to your face and mindful of the protrusion on his forehead.

He hums as he tilts his head this way and tries to figure out what action would best mimic a kiss. In the end, Cayde-6 makes a disgruntled sound and gives up, pressing the flat of his mouth plates to your forehead before gently tapping his forehead where the ‘kiss’ was placed.

“Okay, bad idea. I don’t know where I was going with it—you mentioned cuddling? ‘Cause that I can do. I’m a cuddling machine so to speak—ha ha—that was bad. Sorry.” 

anonymous asked:

Are you still doing the sentence thing? Can I get a Jason Todd with 'Any other time, I would welcome, even laugh at, your puns, but it isn't a punny situation right now'?

I have a few of these left sorry it’s taking them longer than expected!
______

‘Any other time, I would welcome, even laugh at, your puns, but it isn’t a punny situation right now’? you shot a glare Jason’s way.

He smiled at you “Well I heard this one time a doctor made a woman laugh and she literally laughed the baby out”

“Well does it look like I’m laughing?!” You yelled squeezing his hand tighter.

“Sorry I didn’t mean to be a pain in the abdomen”

“Jason Peter Todd when I’m done delivering this baby I’m going to kill you”

“One last push” the doctor interrupted your scolding your husband.

Doing as told it was all soon over. You caught your breath while the nurses cleaned up the newborn. Jason kissing your head “So do I have to fear for my life or?”

“You’re lucky I’m exhausted or you’d be running” Panting as he chuckled at the statement. Kissing your lips he muttered “That I would be”

REQUESTS CLOSED

anonymous asked:

i just wanted to say that i read your entire applegate legacy in one afternoon and i am so amazed by it! i love the way you write and how well established your characters are! i even legitimately teared up a bit when aspen broke down in cassia's arms! i really can't wait for it to continue :)

omgggGGG EHWAT THE HECK E ……………… THIS IS THE NICEST MOST LOVELIEST MESSAGE I HAVE EVER RECIEVED WHT THE HONEST FCK………… IM CRYGINI QUITE LITERALLY

Originally posted by digmedownmendes

Kobushi Factory is so boring. There singles aren’t that interesting, the group doesn’t grow in any way, as it’s members were trained way to long and well nothing exciting is happening around them. Not even their play or movie is really exciting… I do love the girls, but they need something BIG.            

flower cloak.

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“A game of chess, where France is Queen and Kingless”

”Enough. Hamilton is right”

“But sir, do we not fight for freedom?“

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Samurai Jack (2017)  || Ep. 2: Nuts and Bolts 
“Aku doesn't know, and he hasn't shown himself in years. He keeps thinking one of these machines can defeat me. It always seems bad at first. But then I find a way. They’re just nuts and bolts…. Just nuts, and bolts.”