- the sorting hat: you can go in Slytherin or Ravenclaw, which do you want?
- me: which will make people trust me unquestioningly?
- the sorting hat: the answer is Ravenclaw but because you asked that way you're going in Slytherin
- me: that's fair.
To Bloodhound: what's it like to go on a date with a gal like Kagome?