way to go gurl

anonymous asked:

Dearest Hel, You are the sweetest. Your URL sums you up, you make me smile, your gifs are gorgeous I'm sure Even and Mikael would be proud! You are always so kind and positive no matter what gets thrown your way! Fuck the haters you go gurl! Love from, Vilde, member of the Ninja Love squad <3

Dear Hel, this is another message from the ‘ninja love squad’ to thank you for being a ray of sunshine and making this fandom a better place. <3 A+ blog, A+ edits, A+ personality… We just love EVERYTHING about you. :’)

oh my god thank you so much for keep sending me this nicest messages. but i’m swear i’m not worthy :D although i love you <3


kate-idc  asked:

sorry to disappoint you but my love life is going exactly the same way as yours gurl... i did/do have crush but the feeling's kind of fading away lately :/ but staying at home eating chips is cool too!!! id prefer that sometimes🤕😪 id have messaged you but it didn't work and im a frustrated technic-loser - hope you're well 🖖💖🌿🌸 :,)

WE’RE EVEN IN THE SAME BOAT FOR MESSAGING OMG IM SUCH A MESS WITH THIS NEW TUMBLR STUFF. All I know is how to message my sister because she messaged me first ahaha. 

I literally haven’t had a crush in years it’s terrible. But we might as well eat chips together over the internet. I’d add pop to the mix but smart me gave it up for lent (christian thing where we give something up for forty days, which I just found out doesn’t count Sundays omg im dying but it ends this Saturday omg). 

I pretty much live a fake relationship through the nice little text posts I spam onto my feed ahah

Horoscopes by Gil Hizon - Week of June 20-26, 2016

Change is good, unless you be tryin’ to change me.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

No matter how much you wanna resist, a certain relaysh in your life has been forevah changed. You can sit around and try to figure out which bitch is at fault with this downward metamorphosis, or you can seriously meditate on the cards that has been dealt before you, and act accordingly. Whichever way you choose, one thing is for certain. There ain’t no going back, gurl.


CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

The gods have spoken. You are guilty of relying on your old tricks. And I’m not talking about the ones you have every Saturday night/Sunday morning at ho a.m. I’m talking about your go-to defensive mechanismz in times of great emotional distress. These tools are getting a bit rusty, I’m afraid. It’s time to learn new ways of dealing with new and harder obstacles that are about to trip yo ass on your way to Bristol Farms.


LEO (July 23 – August 22)

You’ve been away for so long and it’s time to come home – and I know you’re very excited but just a bit of a warning: the status quo has changed while you were vamanooshing. What, you think your old world would stand still while you were off gallivanting? You of all divas should know that the show must always go on, no matter what bitch or ho is trying to hold the place up.


VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

There is a huge ass reason why you’re so adamant about getting all your shit done early, driving everyone who cares about you cray-cray in the process: You want to leave time to help other bitches find their own way. While your intentions are pure and certainly commendable, the journey to altruism cannot involve being a nasty ho to those closest to you. Allow your posse to be of service to yo ass. They don’t mean no harm.


LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t be so discouraged when your trip to the future turns out to be a huge clusterfuck. It only means that, although you may not think so, you have a shitload of work to do. It may even involve going back to the very beginning of your process. Before you let out a blood curdling, diva-ish scream, take a deep breath and, as you push reset, renew your vow of giving a huge fuck with every minute detail that will slap you in the face like a pissed off drag queen would.


SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Gurl, why the fuck are you doubting yourself? Remember, when people question themselves, they are wasting time which could be used into improving their shit. Secondly, other bitches happen to think your work looks sickening! Your entire problem lies in your perception of the situation. The more you focus on what could go wrong, the less you pay attention to what could work magnificently. So cut it the fuck out!


SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Trying to work out riffs between opposing bitches may be more than yo ass can handle right now. Your intentions may be pure, but it’s not gonna matter much when you don’t have a strong sense of where you are emotionally. Gurl, you really need to harness what it is that makes you tick, before you’re even at a place to aid other hos. You must help yourself, before you rescue other queens.


CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Part of your rise to power is making sure other bitches involved are happy with yo ass. Unfortunately, meddling in other people’s perception of you may just fuck up their positive assessment of your werk. No, gurl. This week is all about shutting yourself off from errbody and escaping into the world of Netflix and vodka. Don’t fight me on this, queen. You fucking deserve this.


AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

It’s the annual teamwork seminar and you are just dying to make a fucking impression. You have mastered the trust exercises and the art of emoting when shit gets real during group kumbayahs. But you can’t plan errvything, dahling. Every ho and diva in the world always has something she can add to her mental arsenal. Leave room to be surprised by unexpected moments life can bring yo ass.


PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

That tingling sensation you’re feeling this week is due to the fact that you’re being used as a conduit between needy bitches and the powers that be. Yes, my queen. You have been chosen as the messenger of fierceness, tasked to make sure lost souls can find themselves through the stench of booze and the clouds of confusion. Embrace this gift and be their fucking light, mama!


ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Through the ashes of grief and the wreckage of sorrow, let your ass emerge, looking more sickening than evah! You have learnt, and you have learnt well, bitch. With this newfound knowledge comes the promise of brighter days and better tricks. With the luck bestowed upon you by Jupiter and the intensity of fucking Saturn, you have the potential to finally become the queen you’ve always wanted. Don’t fuck it up.


TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Aaaaand just like that, you realize that you’ve circled back to the beginning of a soul sucking relationship pattern. There was a part of you that truly felt you were about to reach a new level of closeness with a certain bitch, only to be disappointed. Believe me, we are tired of seeing this vicious cycle you like to subject yo ass to. When are you gonna break this horrid retread?


(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shit show!)

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