way to go bro!

Texts Between Bros-- Birthday Bros

Jonas: tell me you two didn’t just ditch us to go fuck

Mahdi: no way. that would be breaking the bro code

Magnus: but they are both bros? Bro-ing together?

Jonas: magnus stop

Mahdi: AND NEITHER ANSWER

Jonas: too busy getting their dicks sucked

Isak: jealous?

Mahdi: now we know who’s doing the sucking

Even: I resent that

Isak: it’s my birthday! if I want my dick sucked, I will get it sucked!!!!!! 8—D

Jonas: Fuck Isak!

Even: that’s the idea

Jonas: TMI. Okay im done. gross. be safe. or whatever.

Watch Me Babygirl [pt.2]

A much requested part two! 

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Summary: Jungkook is your brother’s annoying best friend. You can’t stand him but he just can’t resist teasing you. How far will he actually go?

warnings: language


“Hey are you going to the game tonight?”

You slid farther down in your seat, doing your best to continue to ignore Jungkook. You hadn’t been able to look him in the eye all week. In fact, you’d even contemplated faking an illness to stay home from school just so you could avoid him. However, school was important to you and a small part of you didn’t want to give the Jungkook the satisfaction of knowing that he’d gotten to you. He had though, and he knew it.

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Soulmate AU where everyone dates normally because your soulmark doesn’t show up until you hit 30.

Most of the SMH bros go their separate ways but as they start aging out, they realize they’ve already met their partners.

Though before all that, Jack is five years older than Bitty and he’s terrified the universe is going to screw him out of a good thing.

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|| Just a Bro™ threatening to frame someone to protect his other Bro™

The one time Tibarn lost his shit in a non-badass way
  • Radiant Dawn Part 3 Endgame, if you somehow get Tibarn to talk to Rafiel
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  • Tibarn: Right, then that means you’re an enemy now. Are you ready, Rafiel? You’d better hope that queen of yours taught you some fancy moves if you’re planning on surviving me.
  • Rafiel: Tibarn, I… Sniff…
  • Tibarn: H-hey, Rafiel, c’mon now. You know I wouldn’t hurt you! Sorry I scared you, all right?
  • Rafiel: Sniff…sniff…
  • Tibarn: Rafiel, stop! There’s no crying in battle! Get up, NOW! Please?
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“Life isn’t perfect, but your hair can be.”

anonymous asked:

two things in 12x10 that don't get enough acknowlegment: 1. the way Cas reacts when Sam calls benjamin's vessel his "friend", acting shifty and glancing towards dean. 2. Dean trying to call Cas but only waiting for two rings (Dean generally being impatient when Cas could be in danger) while Cas feels the need to search for his phone right afterwards.. perhaps sensing some longing? Also, i know Cas uses the phone to be more human but i do miss Dean's emotional prayers lol.

Tbh there has been so much Destiel this season… some parts that in the past might have been meta-d over for weeks just kinda were like “oh yeah, #married, as usual”!

“She’s not just his vessel, she’s more than that” “She’s his…friend” “Yeah…”

And all this #married nonsense while Dean is berating Cas for not being as careful as he reckons Benjamin was, putting himself in needless danger:

Originally posted by weallneedcastiel

How Dean starts out pissy because Cas put himself in danger in order to save him, how Cas isn’t having ANY of his shit, and Dean just can’t help himself worrying straight back about Cas the moment he is out his line of sight…

Originally posted by casti-lel

Originally posted by bringmepieassbutt

Cue: acting like actual husbands so much so that the bad guy susses it out in 5 seconds flat and proceeds to use it against them BOTH.

Originally posted by disneyandthefamilybusiness

Then as soon as shit hits the ACTUAL fan, Dean is all “OMG CAS MIGHT BE IN DANGER I MUST RUN TO HIM AND TREAT HIM LIKE A BABY BIRD AND PUT MYSELF RIGHT BACK IN DANGER FOR HIM EVEN THOUGH THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WAS PISSED AT HIM BECAUSE ITS OK FOR ME TO DO IT FOR HIM BUT NOT FOR HIM TO DO IT FOR ME BECAUSE ITS LOVE OK I DONT MAKE THE RULES”.

Originally posted by constiellation

And Sam knows ok?

Originally posted by out-in-the-open

Originally posted by weallneedcastiel

Sorry, yeah, this episode gives me all the Destiel feels.

I’m not even sure what this episode even is if not a massive “LOOK AT HOW ROMANTICALLY WE ARE WRITING THESE TWO JFC HAVE YOU LATCHED ON YET?!” from the writers to the general audience…

But yeah, they still have a ways to go to hammer it home, you know, cos they’re just bros and Dean is apparently straight, lol, I’m not gonna even go there on this post. As if 11 years of them doing this over and over again isn’t enough they have to actually spell it out, but I imagine that is what they’ll do in season 13, once we have seen Dean grieving like a widow much more blatantly than ever before, they kinda have to at this point or all this ‘relatively’ subtle stuff is for nothing. I say relatively cos for us it is blatant but eh, apparently not to everyone.

anonymous asked:

Idk if you've ever watched Steven universe but if you have, what do you think Hiro and Penny's fusion would be?

hmmm….probably look like an anime character lmao

welp. meet fusion penniro everyone

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I made (extra dark chocolate) truffles on a whim.

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And then this happened. :v

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That time Namjoon tried to have a heart-to-heart with Taehyung but only ended up getting his feelings hurt instead.

IF THE P5 BOYOS HAD SIBS: TURBO EDITION*

*this is the only edition

ryuji would be the best oniichan fite me irl if u disagree

  • seriously like???? he cares so much and he’d be SO PROTECTIVE
  • hey remember when ann showed up in the metaverse and his thought process wasn’t “man this chick is gonna slow us down and be annoying” but instead it was “ann could get really hurt if she came with us i don’t want her getting dragged into this”
  • THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN BOUT, BOYEE
  • like remember how his dad was abusive remember that he would totally FITE HIS DAD FOR THIS SIB, you know it
  • if it was a little sister i would literally die, rip me, because u know he would dote on her so much.
  • “hey [xxx]-chan, let’s go to the park!! of course you can wear your loveline costume!! don’t forget the lettuce i bought to feed the ducks!!!”
  • (psa, do not feed ducks bread. give them things like corn or lettuce or birdseed.)
  • he’d do like tea parties with her and let her put bows in his hair and paint his nails and he’d be like “WOW YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB WOW MY NAILS LOOK SO GOOD” and he’d go to school with them the next day, dress code be damned
  • “akira look what my sis did for me!!” “wow she did a good job.” “I KNOW RIGHT”
  • and they’d play dressup and stuff like that and he’d be the dragon she slays or the demon that guards the treasure and each and every time she overcame some kind of obstacle he set up he’d be like “ur the smartest kid on the planet why didn’t i think of that solution, truly u r the True Genius of this family”
  • but even if it was a little bro COULD U IMAGINE
  • he could idolize him and be like “ONIICHAN UR THE GREATEST” and they’d go on runs together and play tag through the house and accidentally break things and mom would get mad but ryuji would always take the blame
  • or he could think he’s The Most Annoying™ and fight back against the attention with exasperated sighs and eye rolls and “moooom ryuji won’t put me down!!”
  • ryuji is best big bro

akira would also probably be a big bro

  • i kinda think his parents are The Literal Worst™ (reblog if u agree)
  • so if he had a sib it would probably be a younger one they had by accident
  • (so like i kind of think akira was born because someone’s parents really wanted grandchildren but now all the grandparents are dead and everything is sad)
  • so lil bro or sis would prob be ignored and shunted to the side by The Asshole Parents™
  • which basically leaves it to akira to take care of them
  • akira is like, the stern but cool older brother who is like “no we are not having cookies for dinner BUT if you do well on your math test we can bake some this weekend” or “i heard you got in a fight at school. i don’t care who started it, so just tell me this: did you win?”
  • lil sib probably looks up to him way more than they can express or he can understand. growing up with parents who basically just don’t care about you makes you super appreciative of any kind of affection or praise so they’d have a super close relationship
  • would be D E V A S T A T E D by his having to move away after the Incident
  • wow look an actual legit canon reason for akira to go home at the end of the game instead of “just because he gotta”
  • (he don’t gotta. y u do this atlus)

yusuke the biological only child (who gets adopted??)

  • ok so hear me out
  • wait hold on–did we ever learn about yusuke’s dad?? i literally can’t remember so i’m just gonna say: probably dead
  • ANYWAY SO HEAR ME OUT
  • yusuke’s mom probably didn’t have time to have any other kids before she kicked it (sry mrs kitagawa) BUT
  • i think the students of madarame were closer than the game prolly had time to get into?? like the guy whose heart u change in mementos asks you to go back and save yusuke and i just feel like there had to be some STRONG BONDS there
  • all i’m saying is there was an older student ok like 2-6 years older than him who loved him like a brother bc c’mon he’s a little out there but HOW COULD U NOT boy is sweet as the candy he drops way too much yen on.
  • probably had to remind him to eat and shit like that while they were with madarame like “dude u can’t live on paint fumes PLEASE EAT FOOD PLEASE”
  • also had no social skills so could not coach him on social skills
  • hated to leave him but couldn’t stay for their own mental health and always regretted leaving him behind
  • so yeah probably later after the game they reached out to him
  • and just kind of informally adopted him as their lil bro like “you’re mine now, i’m going to protect you and buy you food”

akechi the foster brother

  • so here’s the deal with akechi
  • he knows what it’s like to be in the system and bounce around and have no one who cares or listens or wants you there and it just. it’s hard and terrible and no one deserves to feel that way ever.
  • so he decides he’s going to be big bro to literally every difficult foster kid he ever comes across.
  • getting bullied? guess it’s time to come home with me where i will tell you that you are absolutely the best and what the bullies say doesn’t matter ever and you will never ever know this but i’m gonna fuck up that kid’s future times 10000%
  • moody and combative? c’mon, you can have your own room and lock the door on me all you want and i’ll sit outside in the hall for four hours to teach you that no, i’m not going to give up on you and you are worth the time and effort because you matter so much.
  • really timid and scared of everything? it’s okay, we’re going somewere safe and i will let you hide wherever you want, even if you scare the living daylights out of me when i reach under the sink for the dishsoap and i see you curled up in there. you can crawl in my bed when you have a nightmare absolutely, i’m not going to kick you out and i’m not going to hurt you
  • BASICALLY HE’D JUST BE THE SUPPORT THEY NEED BECAUSE HE NEVER GOT IT AND IT WOULD BE MAGICAL
  • M A G I C A L
  • u can’t tell me he wouldn’t care so much about foster kids
  • u just can’t it’s illegal

mishima gotta be someone’s lil bro

  • lol this boy like
  • he has to have an older sib, there’s no question about it
  • boye just too insecure to be big bro to someone else, he’d suck at it
  • which, yknow, would actually be really funny but i was kind of going for canon-plausible (SHUT UP I KNOW) and reasonably healthy relationships
  • so what i kind of imagined here was like, an older sister who’s kind of critical of him but damn she tries to be there for him because their parents are certainly not
  • she tells him under no uncertain terms that he NEEDS to quit the volleyball team because this is not safe or right in any degree and you know it yuuki
  • (he did know it yuuki but she also told him he needs to stop giving up on things so easily and he just?? didn’t want to give up?? if he could hold on just a little longer maybe it would get better)
  • she’ll clean his cuts and be like “ok whatever you say yuuki, you know what’s best for you”
  • but he totally doesn’t
  • i just want him to have someone who supports and loves him because obviously he’s not getting that from his parents and he NEEDS LOVE AND GUIDANCE PLEASE

so uh yeah that’s it for now. if you want more like this send me a request and i’ll get on it!

hilolabear  asked:

(1/4) Headcannon of a High school au where yura is a smol kid that is low key bad at math but has great fashion taste. And he's usually quiet and keeps to himself but also can get all up on you like don't even think about touching his flower crown he will end you. But gets picked on for "looking like a girl" and gets shoved into lockers and beka is like that mysterious guy in the leather jacket that everyone is intimidated by bc of his always stoic facial expressions.

(2/4) so most people kinda avoid him bc he looks scary and shit. but occasionally he’ll get like a fuckboy jock tryna act like their bros and be all like “oh yeah otabek and I go way back we’re bros” and otabek all like “no” and zooms away in his motorcycle but really he’s this really chill guy who freaks out about getting an A- and likes to read Jane Austen and Shakespeare and he sits in a coffee shop every day after school with a black coffee in one hand and this thick ass book in the other.

(¾) and so one day otabek is walking down the hall when he hears this sniffling coming from one of the lockers when he realizes that its his Locker. So like super confused he opens his locker to see this tiny blond boy with red rimmed eyes, wearing knee highs, high waisted jean shorts and a leopard print shirt that says ‘meow bitch’ on the front and an askew flower crown on top his head that just happens to have cat ears too. So he helps him out and they ditch the rest of school and get coffee 

(4/4) so they become like best friends then boyfriends and beka is like yuras body guard and he also helps him with his math and yura is always showing otabek how everything is his life could have a bit more ‘stylish pizzazz’ as he likes to call it. So whenever Yuri gets shoved in a locker, otabek will just get a text in whatever class he’s in just saying a locker number and otabek will just get up and be all casual like 'sorry I gotta go free my boyfriend from a locker brb’ like pls I need this  


i literally lost my shit @ ‘srry gotta go free my bf’ i love this so much