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Victor Criss: My bad

Request  “Can I request something with victor?

A/N  →  i just kinda took free reign w this!! i hope its ok

Pairing → Vic Criss x Reader (She/Her)

Warnings  → boys being rude™, patrick is his own offence, swearing, smoking, ie. the 🅱️owers 🅱️ois are 🅱️ack in 🅱️own


Victor Criss. Hm.

You didn’t know what to make of him. He was quiet, and you appreciated that, but the scowl he always wore was a part of the reason you kept your distance. The other part of course, was because he spent all his time with Henry and his ilk.

You were lab partners. It was fun, more enjoyable than you expected. You thought he’d just sit back and let you do all the work. That was fine, if you got a bad grade at least the only person you could blame would be yourself.

But he had stood beside you the entire time, you watched him take notes, then you followed suit. When you had turned back, the professor had already moved on, and he, with a softer expression on his face than you were used to, flipped your science book to the correct page.

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How to successful your first semester of PhD:

1.) Make a to-do list!

2.) Wait that’s just a bunch of books

3.) Wait, that’s three books? for each class?

4.) cry

5.) but don’t forget to read while crying you don’t have time for this

6.) oh wait???? you can just kind of bullshit your way through class????

7.) wait you’re not bullshitting? you’ve actually absorbed this?????

8.) did you just say you want to “problematize the dialectic”???????? nobody knows you’re talking out your ass??

9.) 😎

10.) return to step one; it’s only wednesday

being multilingual like...

What people think it’s like:

  • *speaks multiple languages fluently on command*
  • *is very sophisticated*

What it’s actually like:

  • constantly speaking to people in the wrong language
  • managing to squeeze 3 or 4 languages into one sentence without noticing
  • gradually forgetting your first and second language, while not speaking anything fluently anymore. not even your first language is safe
  • Grammar? What grammar? Which grammar??!!
  • being permanently confused
  • can’t even order bread at a Danish bakery after 2 years of language training
  • cry and curse yourself for moving somewhere where they don’t speak English or your first language. but mostly cry. and weep
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wo W another squad draw!!!!! remember to close ur tabs kids



bonus:

there he is

726. There was one muggleborn in Hufflepuff that developed a strange habit of snatching food from the hands of Gryffindor students. When they were finally confronted about this behavior they simply said "Honey badgers have been known to steal food from lions. Honey badger doesn't give a shit it just takes what it wants." They then proceeded to snatch a pastry from the hand of a prefect and walk away.

submitted by 1000gallonsofgaming

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high school !!!!!

Accurate god tier class analysis
  • Knight: Hero complex to the moon and back.
  • Page: Doofuses who don't realise they're doofuses.
  • Seer: Try telling them that they're wrong. I dare you.
  • Prince: Walking disaster and arrogant as hell.
  • Maid: They'll devote themselves to helping you in any way that they can. Until you get on their bad side. Then prepare to be bombarded with four tanks, an army of gnomes, a flower, and lots and lots of fire.
  • Heir: You kinda want to protect them. You don't for the life of you know why.
  • Sylph: If you're still alive, they've decided they like you. And you probably don't even realise they have a vengeful side. It's because they like you.
  • Mage: Highly skilled in avoiding people and pretending that's not what they're doing.
  • Witch: Are they fully sane? Probably not. Do you like them anyway? Pretty much.
  • Thief: Assholes with talent.
  • Rogue: Good at dealing with assholes with talent.
  • Bard: I don't even know man. Let bards be bards and everyone else get the hell away.