wait lol what if i made a portfolio app instead of a website
(this is a bad idea for professional use because i’m not gonna be like… “do u have a portfolio” “yeah here download my app from the play store” but tbh i wasn’t really.. making a portfolio… for professional use)
(i guess if the reason i’m making it is so i can be like “hey friends look at this cool thing i made containing all the cool things i made” then an app is also kind of a barrier to entry to that… i mean it was gonna be free but like. how hard is it to port an android app to ios… whereas with a text based website, as long as the video player wasn’t fucked up it could be accessible from any device)
how do i make an app that can play audio and video clips and display text and image? like… a book… but less linear. like a choose your own adventure but less cheesy. no wait, more cheesy
also the benefit to a website was that i could use it as an ongoing archive and add new sections for new projects as i complete them – it’s possible to just push an app update that includes new content right? like instead of it being like “oh neko atsume released some new cats” it would be like “oh seth released a new collection of short stories with music”
(the disadvantage to the mobile market is that you have to admit one of your major demographics is “people who are currently shitting” but like. i think i can live with that. everybody poops, and afaik nobody has yet dominated the “look at art while you’re shitting” niche market)
anyway i figured it out, here’s what i’m gonna do. i’m gonna call it “seth dispenser” and rather than being easily navigable the user interface will just have one button on it, “dispense seth”… when you press it, it displays a random entry from the bank of content, which might be a story or a video or an image or a fortune cookie or who the fuck knows
no wait it’ll have a bunch of other knobs and dials too but changing them won’t do anything. or, it will, but it won’t do anything functionally distinguishable from nothing
A segunda wave de Monster Mags foram reveladas. Atualmente o lançamento ainda está no 5° volume, que é a Cleo de Nile, os próximos serão Skelita (Volume 6), Lagoona (Volume 7) e Abbey (Volume 8). E então acaba a wave 1.
Após 15 dias do lançamento da Abbey será a vez da wave 2, começando com Venus (Volume 9), e em seguida Robecca (Volume 10), Spectra (Volume 11), Gigi (Volume 12), Jinafire (Volume 13), Toralei (Volume 14), Holt (Volume 15) e Diretora-Sem-Cabeça (Volume 16), fechando a wave 2.
A wave 3 ainda é desconhecida, mas lembrando que todos os personagens de Monster High ganharão um Monster Mag, se sua personagem favorita ainda não foi lançada, ou ainda não tem previsão, relaxa! Os lançamentos ocorrem em quinzena.