Hey so this is Watson. I’m formally introducing you. He’s my cat. He’s perfect and loves to be a fucker. But I wouldn’t trade him for anything. He’s saved my life and I cannot imagine life without him.
I love how in the canon Holmes is always having Watson read stuff out loud. Like, his pretense is that he wants everyone to hear about whatever it is, but he could obviously just say it all himself with much more brevity, so I mean, he clearly just likes to listen to Watson’s voice, like, Holmes, sweetie, you’re so obvious.