watson and sweetie

  • Mary Watson: Say Mama, sweetie. Ma-ma
  • John Watson: No, say Dada! Da-da
  • Baby Watson:
  • Mary: Come on, say it! Mah-mah
  • John: Try it, Da-da
  • Baby Watson: …ma-da…mah-dah…
  • Mary: No, it's Mah-MAH!
  • John: It's DA-da, actually!
  • Baby Watson: Mah-dah…mur-der…MURDER!
  • Mary:
  • John: …what the f—
  • Mary and John: ………SHERLOCK!
  • Sherlock: *maniacal laughing in the distance*

Ok but guYS

I JUST REALISED WHY JOHN IS MAD AT SHERLOCK

HE WAS NOT THERE YET WHEN THIS HAPPENED

Originally posted by rumplestiltskin

NOR HE WAS AT THIS MOMENT, WAS HE?

Originally posted by mockingjay

HE APPEARED IN THIS EXACT MOMENT:

Originally posted by greencarnations

HE ARRIVED JUST TO SEE HIS DYING WIFE ON THE FLOOR, BUT DIDN’T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED.

THAT’S WHY HE BLAMES SHERLOCK

HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND IT’S NOT HIS FAULT HE COULDN’T KEEP HIS VOW.

  • Mary Watson: Say Mama sweetie…Ma-ma!
  • John Watson: No say Dads! Da-da!
  • Baby Watson:
  • Mary: Come on, say it! Mah-mah…
  • John: Try it, baby. Dah-dah…
  • Baby Watson: …Mah-dah…Mah-dah…
  • Mary: No, it's Mah-MAH!
  • John: It's DAH-dah actually!
  • Baby Watson: mah-dah…mur-der…MURDER!
  • Mary:
  • John: What the f—
  • Mary and John: ………SHERLOCK!
  • Sherlock: *manic laughter in distance^
Things I never thought would happen: A Series 3 Recap

If before it came out, you’d told me these things would happen in series 3, I would not have believed you for a second:

  • Sherlock and Molly kiss
  • Sherlock and Moriarty kiss
  • The fandom loves Anderson
  • Lestrade hugs Sherlock
  • Sherlock draws a mustache on his face and pretends to be a waiter with a French accent
  • Molly is engaged
  • Molly is more confident than ever and an absolute BAMF that won’t take no shit from sherlock anymore
  • Mary and Sherlock are BFFs
  • We meet Sherlock’s parents (and they’re completely ordinary)
  • Sherlock and Mycroft play Operation
  • John and Sherlock say they love each other to their face
  • John knows someone less sociable than Sherlock
  • John and Sherlock admit they’re each other’s best friends and the most important people in each other’s lives
  • Sherlock declares his feelings for John in front of about 100 strangers, John, and John’s wife
  • Sherlock meets a little kid and they get along amazingly well
  • DRUNK SHERLOCK
  • DRUNK DEDUCTIONS
  • John marries a professional assassin that is carrying his child, shoots and nearly kills Sherlock, breaks John’s heart, and he still loves her
  • It takes Sherlock months to figure out said assassin is, in fact, an assassin, and when he does it’s only because she nearly kills him him
  • Sherlock has a girlfriend who sleeps over at Baker Street and joins him in the bath and they kiss and he proposes to her, all in front of John
  • A month after John gets married, Sherlock relapses into drugs “for a case”
  • Sherlock attacks Mycroft when he’s high
  • Molly slaps Sherlock three times in quick succession and demands an apology
  • Mrs. Hudson used to be an exotic dancer
  • Sherlock calls himself “Shezza”
  • Sherlock watches porn
  • Sherlock is a dog person
  • We see Sherlock as a kid
  • William Sherlock Scott Holmes
  • People call Mycroft “Mike”
  • They had another brother
  • Anderson is a voice of intelligence in Sherlock mind palace
  • Sherlock literally refuses to die and brings himself back to life because John is in danger
  • Mycroft tells Sherlock it would break his heart to lose him
  • There is a villain that legitimately terrifies me more than Moriarty
  • Moriarty is back (although, in fairness, I’m not sure I believe that just yet)

In short:

And I absolutely loved every second of it. Thanks for all of it, writers (and actors and producers and stunt men and set designers and everyone else involved). Most of all, though…

Thanks, fandom.