Beginning of Infinity War.
  • Laura Barton: WHERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN?! (Natasha! How wonderful to see you dear) BED EMPTY. NO NOTE. BOW AND ARROWS GONE. YOU COULD HAVE DIED! WE WERE MEANT TO GO WATERSKIIING. (Of course, I don't blame you, Natasha dear)

rebel-without-a-cunt  asked:

orange, blue, black, and white, you sexy motherfucker

Orange: 6 facts about my home town

  1. it fuckin sucks
  2. it’s hot all the damn time
  3. tourism
  4. orange juice
  5. “peacock crossing” road signs i shit you not
  6. gentrification EVERYWHERE

Blue: 9 facts about my family

  1. Out of four kids, only one of us ended up cishet
  2. My mom’s trans and I love them
  3. My mom divorced my dad and then remarried and for a while they, my dad, my stepdad, and my half-brother from that marriage all lived together in the same house.
  4. My grandmother had my mom real young so my great grandma adopted my mom so my biological aunt and uncle are also legally my cousins.
  5. I’m pretty sure that #4 means that I’m my own grandma somehow.
  6. I’m descended from what my mom calls “Bad Quakers” who apparently got kicked out of being Quaker (Quakerdom?) for owning guns and dancing on tables.
  7. My stepdad’s stepmom is related to world-level professional waterskiiers, like Waterski Hall of Fame level, also she used to waterski professionally and it is from her that I have developed my deep dislike of boats and swimming.
  8. My lil sis is actually a fairly popular Youtuber, whose identity will remain anonymous for her protection.
  9. I have two dogs who are geriatric lil sausages and they’re real dumb.

Black: 1 fact about the person I like

  1. She’s gorgeous and she’s trans and a lesbian and her name is Kit. Self-love is important, y’all!

White: 3 facts about my personality



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