WHERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN?! (Natasha! How wonderful to see you dear) BED EMPTY. NO NOTE. BOW AND ARROWS GONE. YOU COULD HAVE DIED! WE WERE MEANT TO GO WATERSKIIING. (Of course, I don't blame you, Natasha dear)
orange, blue, black, and white, you sexy motherfucker
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
it fuckin sucks
it’s hot all the damn time
“peacock crossing” road signs i shit you not
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Out of four kids, only one of us ended up cishet
My mom’s trans and I love them
My mom divorced my dad and then remarried and for a while they, my dad, my stepdad, and my half-brother from that marriage all lived together in the same house.
My grandmother had my mom real young so my great grandma adopted my mom so my biological aunt and uncle are also legally my cousins.
I’m pretty sure that #4 means that I’m my own grandma somehow.
I’m descended from what my mom calls “Bad Quakers” who apparently got kicked out of being Quaker (Quakerdom?) for owning guns and dancing on tables.
My stepdad’s stepmom is related to world-level professional waterskiiers, like Waterski Hall of Fame level, also she used to waterski professionally and it is from her that I have developed my deep dislike of boats and swimming.
My lil sis is actually a fairly popular Youtuber, whose identity will remain anonymous for her protection.
I have two dogs who are geriatric lil sausages and they’re real dumb.
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
She’s gorgeous and she’s trans and a lesbian and her name is Kit. Self-love is important, y’all!