ok so can we just have a moment of silence in respect of what happened with me today?
so I was at the water park and this rather kinda scary ride (and it hurts the back fuck only just for a few minutes after tho) finally started working and it was really high up and when I went up to go down, it was really crowded and there were these two “overly friendly” and “very touchy” friends that looked just like Sirius and Remus (but without the scratches on Re) and then:
Sirius look alike: *holds Remus’ hand* *kind of whimpering but like really quietly and not actually whimpering* can you go first?
a teen bc we were all crammed waiting for our turn: what, are you scared
Remus look alike: *protectively steps in front of Sirius look alike* don’t you have to go cry to your mama because that’s what you are? piss off
also Remus *turns to face Siri look alike* of course I can go first and I’ll wait for you at the end, okay? *kisses the hand he’s holding*
Sirius: *blushing* thank you
and then I’m just staring open mouthed because gUYS THEY LOOK SO MUCH LIKE WOLFSTAR AND REMUS AND SIRIUS SEE ME AND LIKE SIRIUS BITES BACK A SMILE AS HE BLUSHES EVEN MORE AND REMUS FUCKING WINKS AT ME I’M CRYING
Your only limit is your imagination! 📷 @gautiercourquin
A call for action!
This one is for all you BMXers, skaters, skiers, cave-divers, surfers (kiting or otherwise!), bungee jumpers, rock climbers, parkour fanatics, FMXers and BASE jumpers alike!
Inspired by Vietnam’s sand-boarders turned Asian Winter Games heroes, Warm Slidings, this Mission is all about showing just how extreme you can be!
Strap yourself in and capture the feeling of the G’s to be in with a chance of winning a Polaroid Waterproof Action Camera!
By the time you stop at a gas station, the boys have heard
every song released in the 1990s. You’d almost feel bad for them if it weren’t
for the fact that you found it funny, even if Bucky spent most of the time
grumbling in his seat. You stalk through the store right to the bathrooms
behind Wanda and Nat. You pause in front of the mirror on your way out,
smoothing out a bit of tangle the wind had done to your hair.
“He doesn’t care what you look like,” Wanda leans forward on
the sink, checking her perfectly winged eyeliner. You roll your eyes and do the
As the days get longer and we approach another sliding season, I’ve gotten many emails and letters and summons asking me about my waterpark, and begging me not to re-open my waterpark, and etc.
And rather than respond to those all individually, as manners and the law require, I’d thought I’d instead use the venue of this list-based comedy website to address some of these questions and concerns, and even, if I might be so bold, apologize for some of the events that occurred at The Slick ‘n Sloppy Chris Bucholz Experience last year.