watermelon rose

  • Ruby: Jaune's not exactly... sane, is he?
  • Nora: Mm, no, not really.
  • Ren: That can't be completely true...
  • Nora: We had a chemistry test once and I got a 19 out of 25. He walked up to me after class, saw my score, and then looked me in the eyes and said, with complete sincerity, "Your a level 19 alchemist".
  • Ren: Well... That's a... You know... I genuinely don't know how to respond to that.
  • Jaune: Want an orange slice to help figure it out?
  • Ruby: That's a watermelon.
  • Jaune: Eh, it was a fifty-fifty chance it was an orange.
  • Nora: Was it really now?
Zodiac Botanical Blends 🌱

Aries - anemone, bachelor’s button, basil, cabbage, carnation, cayenne, chervil, coriander, crocus, cuckoo flower, cypress, forsynthia, gentian, geranium, hollyhock, honeysuckle, hops, narcissus, nettle, onion, red clover, red poppy, tiger lily, st. john’s wort, stonecrop, wormwood

Taurus - angelica, anise, apple blossom, aster, catnip, cowslip, cyclamen, daisy, damask rose, fenugreek, feverfew, freesia, geranium, hibiscus, hyssop, larkspur, lavender, mint, pink azalea, pink gerbera, pink mallow, sage, strawberry, tansy, thyme, vervain, violet, white lilac, yarrow

Gemini - anise, azalea, carrots, chrysanthemum, daffodil, dill, honeysuckle, hyssop, lavender, lemon balm, licorice, lilac, lily of the valley, lobelia, marjoram, meadowsweet, mullein, oats, orchid, parsley, parsnip, skullcap, valerian, vervain

Cancer - agrimony, aloe, apple, banana, bay, cabbage, cucumber, daisy, geranium, hyacinth, jasmine, lemon balm, lettuce, lily, lotus, mint, opium poppy, parsley, pear, pumpkin, sage, seaweed, squash, water lily, watercress, watermelon, white rose

Leo - angelica, anise, borage, calendula, celandine, chamomile, coconut, collard greens, crocus, dahlia, eyebright, grapefruit, ginger, hyssop, larkspur, lavender, lemon balm, marigolds, orange, parsley, passion flower, peony, peppers, pineapple, poppy, saffron, st. john’s wort, sunflower, tarragon

Virgo - aster, barley, blackberry, caraway, carrots, chrysanthemum, dill, endive, fennel, fenugreek, horehound, lavender, marjoram, narcissus, mint, oats, parsley, parsnips, plantain, rye, skullcap, valerian, violet, wheat

Libra - apple, apricot, aster, bergamot, catnip, columbine, daisy, elderberry, fig, freesia, gardenia, gladiola, hydrangea, ivy, juniper, mint, nasturtium, olive, orchid, pansy, parsley, plum, pomegranate, primrose, rose, st. john’s wort, strawberry, thyme, tuberose, uva ursi, vervain, watercress, yarrow

Scorpio - aloe vera, anemone, basil, calendula, catnip, chives, coriander, cramp bark, gardena, garlic, gentian, geranium, ginger, ginseng, heather, hibiscus, holly, leek, mushroom, mustard, nettle, onion, pennyroyal, peony, pepper, raspberry leaf, rhododendron, rhubarb, sage, saw palmetto, wormwood

Sagittarius - anise, asparagus, basil, beets, borage, calendula, carnations, chervil, cloves, crocus, dandelions, feverfew, jasmine, mint, nutmeg, olive, peony, red roses, rhubarb, saffron, sage, tomato, watercress

Capricorn - african violet, baby’s breath, black poppy, calendula, caraway, chamomile, comfrey, henbane, horsetail, jasmine, kava kava, magnolia, marjoram, mullein, mushroom, myrrh, nightshade, pansy, rosemary, rue, sarsaparilla, snowdrop, spinach, tarragon, thyme

Aquarius - aloe, barley, beets, catnip, chamomile, cinnamon, cloves, comfrey, daffodil, fennel, gladiolas, hops, kava kava, mint, myrrh, orchid, parsnip, passion flower, rosemary, rye, sage, skullcap, spikenard, spinach, valerian, violet

Pisces - anise, asparagus, basil, beets, borage, calendula, echinacea, endive, eyebright, golden seal, hyssop, jasmine, lemon balm, lilac, lily, mugwort, narcissus, nutmeg, olive, orchid, poppy, sage, seaweed, skullcap, tomato, watercress, water lily, wisteria, yarrow

I like how the Steven Universe writers use fantasy in order to get around censors.

Like depicting Ruby and Sapphire as a romantic couple because it’s technically fusion

Or having Pearl be totally gay for Rose Quartz because they’re genderless rocks

Or having Malachite brutally murder several people because they’re plants

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Merry Christmas!

In order:

@askbluetopaz (https://tmblr.co/mzROgqW6xirolGLYlYqQ9Vw)

@ask-aegirine

@askflower-gems

@ask-watermelone

@ask-gemeater

@honeybee-opal

@ask-eudi

@ask-chalc

@ivyandlavender

I wanted to wait till tomorrow, but I ended up posting these right now because I was too excited. All of these people have been so wonderful to me these past months, and I wanted to just say thanks!