We had a chemistry test once and I got a 19 out of 25. He walked up to me after class, saw my score, and then looked me in the eyes and said, with complete sincerity, "Your a level 19 alchemist".
Well... That's a... You know... I genuinely don't know how to respond to that.
Want an orange slice to help figure it out?
That's a watermelon.
Eh, it was a fifty-fifty chance it was an orange.