Ballsy: Reads the second page of this book.
Passes out hyperventilating I’m laughing so hard.
Yeah, they need SH and her Avant Garde fuckery to make this into a movie. I can only imagine what SH makes of this “birthing” scene. She’s gonna need a room (a ROOM I tell you!) of mood-boards for this:
“I growl. I growl more and more, and finally I am waterless, the pool of myself spreading slowly past my toes. They flap like small birds around the water, they perch on my giant head, they speak of kettles and hot towels.”
I srsly can’t wait for it to come out. I might need a crash cart on hand tho. Reasons.
Reads third page. Continues. “geriatric primigravida”?
“I am drenched in is-ness”?