water's sanitary

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“The River”

Jacob: Are you sure this water’s sanitary?

Arno: It looks questionable to me…

Connor: The water is fine, guys!

Jacob: But what about bacteria?!

Connor: …what…?

Ezio: Altair! Stop! Stop! There’s a fish in my shorts!

Altair: That poor fish!~

I thought I’d throw in a Disney Tarzan reference! Also, I brought Jacob in because Victorian Londoners were extremely frightened by germs, since they discovered what they were and where they came from… Yeah, it was hilarious…