Jacob: Are you sure this water’s sanitary?
Arno: It looks questionable to me…
Connor: The water is fine, guys!
Jacob: But what about bacteria?!
Ezio: Altair! Stop! Stop! There’s a fish in my shorts!
Altair: That poor fish!~
I thought I’d throw in a Disney Tarzan reference! Also, I brought Jacob in because Victorian Londoners were extremely frightened by germs, since they discovered what they were and where they came from… Yeah, it was hilarious…