water that's lying about being milk

tfc characters as things ron swanson said
  • Nicky: Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.
  • Kevin: There will be alcohol so I will go as well.
  • Aaron: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know, I don't really care about them.
  • Andrew: I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that it relaxes me.
  • Neil: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people.
  • Matt: There is only one thing I hate more than lying-skimmed milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.
  • Dan: If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party
  • Allison: I like saying 'no'. It lowers their enthusiasm.
  • Renee: The government is inefficient and should be dissolved.
  • Wymack: I also think it's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.
The Houses as Ron Swanson Quotes Part 3
  • Slytherin: I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name.
  • Ravenclaw: Friends...one to three is sufficient.
  • Hufflepuff: If there were more food and fewer people, this would be the perfect party.
  • Gryffindor: There's only one thing I hate more than lying, and that's skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.
marauders + ron swanson quotes
  • Sirius: When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
  • Remus: [joking about being a werewolf] Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, but I still get to kill something.
  • James: [chugging firewhiskey] Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets
  • Peter: Skim milk. Water that's lying about being milk.
  • Lily: Put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out.