Please fire me. I worked as a lifeguard at a water park and a mom came up to me and asked me to tell her weeping, hysterical child that there are no jellyfish in the wave pool.
And a man had his infant child 4 feet deep in the wave pool, I whistled at him and told him all guests under 48 inches must have a life jacket on. He yells back, “I’m in the Coast Guard, I am her life jacket!”
You had to hand it to him. Tony Stark was a conceited genius
with an ego the size of his IQ, but he really knew how to get the team to
loosen up. When he pounded on your door at eight in the morning, yelling about
spending the day at a water park a couple hours outside of New York City, you
threw the covers off and ran for the closet. Your water-based powers definitely
heightened your love for swimming and being in the water, and you hadn’t had
much time to do it recently.