water go down the hole

anonymous asked:

Can I request the gom kagami and hanamiya embarrassing themselves in front of their crushes? I mean they're beautiful creatures but they're all dorks deep down inside.

Generation of Miracles

Akashi Seijurou: Akashi had befriended you during gym class, finding that you were pretty decent at certain sports and making sure you ended up on his team each time. One night after a long study session he had, he appears in gym class and ignores the snicker of those around him, only noticing what’s wrong when you approach him and point out that his uniform was not only on backwards, but inside out as well.

Aomine Daiki: Around you Aomine tries to act more proper, wanting to set good impressions on you in case you do end up dating him. He couldn’t stop his love of his dirty magazines or Mai-chan, though, and continues to read them behind books that he thinks you’d like. When you’re chatting with him one day a kid walking by his desk accidentally pushes the book off, causing it to fall open to the page he was on, and a full nude picture to be displayed to you and the entire class.

Kise Ryouta: Kise wants to look cool in front of you, and when he sees that you’ve stepped into the same area, he’s prepared to introduce himself and flirt a bit. He takes a sip of water from the bottle but when you unexpectedly begin to walk towards him, he gets a little too hyped up and ends up having water go down the wrong hole, choking and looking rather unattractive with is red, teary eyes and purple face as you rush over to help him (probably one of his worst first impressions).

Kuroko Tetsuya: Kuroko chose to come to school whether he was sick or not, as he didn’t like to miss homework nor did he like days where you didn’t get to talk to each other. One winter he’s suffering from a  terrible cold and won’t stop sneezing, trying to hide his face behind his hands while he talks to you; he can’t stop the sneeze that comes, snot covering his face (and luckily not you) as you worriedly ask if he’s alright, with him pulling his hands away (forgetting the snot was there) and saying he was, which causes a snot bubble to form and pop.

Midorima Shintarou: Midorima freezes as he sees you walk in the room, wondering if he should pull something selfish (to be taken out of his 3 selfish wishes a day) or if he should practice as he always did, but doesn’t properly convey this to Takao, who ends up running directly into him. As he falls Takao grabs anything he can to stop his fall, which happens to be Midorima’s shorts. Midorima feels him grip his shorts but isn’t quick enough to stop them from falling as his froggy boxers are revealed to you and the entire Shutoku team.

Murasakibara Atsushi: Murasakibara had gained a crush on you through classes, where you sat next to him and had helped him on subjects that were a bit tougher on him. He can’t help but admire you, and as he comes to terms with his feelings, he finds himself watching you for longer periods of time. When he stands up one morning to go sharpen his pencil he ends up catching his foot on his own desk, falling forward and causing the room to shake with a loud thump as he belly-flopped the hard ground.

Others

Hanamiya Makoto: Hanamiya was the king of being smooth and suave, winking at you from the sidelines during practice when you had come to watch the team with a group of friends. Seto, who hadn’t been focusing as he had hardly gotten enough sleep the night before, lazily passes the ball without thinking, and Hanamiya doesn’t have the time to adjust to the ball’s path change; he feels the pain in his nose instantly before it all goes numb, Seto shivering as he knows his very life may be in danger.

Kagami Taiga: Kagami had been talking to you for days and was happy with the development of your relationship, feeling as though being friends with you at first could lead into something, and even if it didn’t, he felt good being around you. During lunch one day he’s eating when you tell him a joke, one that he finds incredibly funny; his laughter stops only once he realizes a piece of food flies onto your face and seriously considers never eating again.

thecaptainsass  asked:

If you don't mind, could I ask you to write me a one shot? Feat. Monty and Jasper's adoration of Clarke with a dose of Bellarke. I just really like Monty and Jasper being big Clarke supporters.

Because Clarke doesn’t know the meaning of a day off, Jasper and Monty have to teach her, though they require an assist from Bellamy to really make it happen.

This was fun to write - happy reading :)


In the Ark hallway, Clarke stoodglaring at the two fools blocking her from going into the medbay. Jasper and Montyjust grinned back at her, their linked arms tightening as she assessed for weak spots in their position.

“Nuh-uh, Clarke,” Jasper said. “You’re not getting past us. Like your mom said, you deserve a day off.”

“Jasper,” she insisted, putting her hands on her hips. “I don’t want a day off.”

“But you need one,” Monty piped up, and Jasper nodded in agreement.

“What the genius said,” he added, and Clarke huffed in annoyance.

“Shouldn’t you two be off cooking up a new moonshine recipe or trying to blow up something instead of preventing me from doing my job?”

Their grins just widened, and Monty replied, “Our job today, Clarke, is to make sure you get some time to yourself.”

“Monty!” She groaned, pressing a hand to her forehead, then bargained, “Just let me update the inventory before I leave, at least. I promised Jackson I’d do it no later than tomorrow.”

“All taken care of,” Jackson called out from behind the boys, grinning at her as well. “I did it last night after you left.”

“Do we have to get your mom up here?” Jasper asked imperiously, face pinched in mock admonishment.

Clarke threw up her hands in frustration before crossing them over her chest, not lessening her glare at Jasper and Monty. Suddenly, Monty’s face broke out into excitement and he called out, “Bellamy!”

Turning, Clarke saw her co-leader look up from a conversation with the Millers as they passed by, cocking his head when the boys gestured for him to join them. If anyone in camp was more resistant to the idea of a day off than her, it was Bellamy, and she suppressed a smug smile when he joined them, betting that he would back her up on this argument.

“Bellamy, don’t you agree that Clarke deserves a day off?” Jasper asked eagerly.

Sliding an amused look her way, Bellamy nodded and said, “Sure, she does.”

Clearing her throat, Clarke turned to him and elaborated, “But it doesn’t have to be today, because I have too much to do right now, what with the healers from Trigedakru coming in a week, and the salve stocks to renew, and—”  

“Her mom told us to make sure she took today off,” Monty blurted, and Clarke glared at him for revealing that unwanted piece of information. When he smiled guiltily at her, she sighed, shaking her head in exasperation, because she couldn’t really be mad at his good intentions.

“I promise, another day, yeah?” She relented, figuring Bellamy would agree on that point.

As Jasper and Monty started to protest, Bellamy turned to her and raised an eyebrow. “Another day? And when are you not going to have a million things to do?” Then he grinned at her mischievously and said, “Nah, I think today is as good a day as any for you to play hooky.”  

Clarke dropped her head back and groaned as Jasper and Monty cheered victoriously. Jasper reached out to clap Bellamy on the shoulder in solidarity while Monty gripped her arm gently. After catching her eye, he said softly, “Really, Clarke. You need it.”

With a sigh, because his concern was so genuine, Clarke relented, “Fine. You win. I’m taking today off.”

Jasper and Monty grinned at her once more before shifting away from the doorway, scampering off down the Ark hallway to go back to whatever trouble they had planned for the day. After making sure they were out of sight, Clarke shook her head in disbelief at their gullibility and went to walk into the medbay. Before she got far, however, she was jerked back by Bellamy’s hand catching her elbow.

“And where do you think you’re going?” He asked, humor in his voice.

“To work.”

“Nope. Day off, you said so.”

“And I lied. So what?” She asked, leaning against the doorframe.

Bellamy smiled slowly, shifting towards her until he was all but pressing her into the cool metal at her back. Her breath caught as he quirked his mouth in amusement before he said, “Well, that’s too bad, because I was thinking of playing hooky today too.”

Biting her lip to keep from smiling, Clarke tilted her head up and asked with mock disinterest, “Oh, really?”

“Yeah, really. I was going to head down to the watering hole and maybe take a swim. But if that doesn’t interest you, I guess I’ll just have Kane find me something else to do today.”

“It is kind of hot out,” Clarke said lightly, feeling her pulse stutter as her words lit a flame of want in Bellamy’s dark eyes.  

“Meet me there in ten,” he murmured, pressing a quick kiss to her lips before ambling off down the hallway.

Clarke watched him walk away, eyes tracing every line of his wonderful body, before smiling to herself and considering that taking one day off wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.