- Me : *washes my face frequently*
- Me : *washes my makeup off completely*
- Me : *uses face masks to care for my skin*
- Me : *drinks water to stay hydrated*
- Me : *moisturizes*
- Skin : *allows one tiny pimple to show*
- Me : You ungrateful fucking child. How dare you. After all I've given you, this is how you repay me?
i just wanted to say thank you so much for blessing us with that post that goes like "truth or dare coran who's your favorite pa--" "lance" !! it's cleared my pores, hydrated my body, watered my crops, bathed my dog, and given me an extra thousand years of life and i love it and i love you thank you so much for the beauty and Truth™ of that post