water dared me to post this

  • Me : *washes my face frequently*
  • Me : *washes my makeup off completely*
  • Me : *uses face masks to care for my skin*
  • Me : *drinks water to stay hydrated*
  • Me : *moisturizes*
  • Skin : *allows one tiny pimple to show*
  • Me : You ungrateful fucking child. How dare you. After all I've given you, this is how you repay me?

Seems legit

Even this stupid game is judging my night bird tendencies

That’s not how I remembered Chapter 9






All these puns with Azura/Aqua and the water never cease to amuse me. I guess that’s how she fishes in MyCastle.

My wife knows how to ensure her survival

B-but she’s your mom…


anonymous asked:

can you please, if you have the time, talk about whats so dangerous abou the boredom of teenage girls?

Ages fourteen to eighteen, a girl needs something to kill all that time, that endless itchy waiting, every hour, every day for something — anything — to begin.

They have the lowest inhibitions of any age group, perhaps because they don’t really care about themselves, they just want to see what they can do. They begin by testing the waters, and once it starts, it doesn’t stop. Teenage girls often have calculated intent — they know what they want, they know how to pursue it and they’re utterly ruthless in going about this.

They can be uncomfortable in their skin because they don’t know how to fit yet. The way society treats teenage girls can manifest in them being dangerous, not because they feel little, not because they’re emotionless or without souls, but because they feel too much and because they don’t know how to make that fit along with everything else. When they get bored, that itch, that burrowing at the back of their minds comes forth, and they need to do something that will distract them from that not-belonging. And girls are scary in a different way to boys; they have the capacity for violence and aggression, but one could argue that’s not what they enjoy as much. They’re more underhand, more subtle, and they weave through people’s lives in such a way that they don’t realise what has happened until it’s too late.

And this makes them less likely to be caught in some ways, because it’s not as obvious but increases it in others. Bored teenage girls with only each other for company would be fixated on trying to outdo each other. The weaving becomes more elaborate but also more convoluted, and could lead them to getting caught. 

Once again? They don’t care. They’ve got that reckless edge of self-destruction, a devil may-care outlook on life, and so long as they’ve got something to occupy them, what does it matter if they get caught? Maybe that’s the next part of it, and that, to me, is what is so dangerous about the boredom of teenage girls.

Walking past all the cops, all the detectives, I raise my runner’s shirt a few inches, like I’m shaking it loose form my damp skin. I let them all see my stomach, its tautness. I let everyone see I’m not afraid, and that I’m not anything but a silly cheerleader, a feather-bodied sixteen-year-old with no more sense than a marshmellow peep. I let them see I’m not anything. least of all what I am. 

NB: This answer is not a generalisation for all or any teenage girls. This explanation focuses solely on the themes and characters explored in Megan Abbot’s novels Dare Me and The Fever.

the signs when confronted about talking shit
  • aries: ??? i absolutely did, now can we move on?
  • taurus: i have never ever said nor will i ever say anything bad about you *when they think you're not listening* bitch..
  • gemini: ..............gtg
  • cancer: yes but it was only ONE time...anyways i heard someone say that brenda said that YOU said i was-
  • leo: *was just talking shit 5 min ago* how dare you accuse me ?? i would never do anything like that... *turns everything around and makes you seem like the bad person*
  • virgo: ...i've done nothing but love and support you; it's unlike you to put women against each other; maybe one of the men to-
  • libra: h-how did you know?
  • scorpio: ....who the fUCK snITCHED
  • sagittarius: i've said all of this to your face tho??
  • capricorn: i can't believe it took you that long to find out
  • aquarius: oh c'mon i never said anything THAT bad
  • pisces: my mom is calling me, she says i have to come home right now immediately

borderlinedub  asked:

24 or 25!

I’ll take 24!

24: (truth) If you could only own five material objects (not counting life necessities like food/water/a house/etc) what would they be? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle. Post what the first three songs are, and for each one, tag a blog that the song reminds you of.

Primadonna - Marina and the Diamonds: @avtvmnsalad because we are both MATD Fans.

Five Night’s at Freddy’s - Living Tombstone: @berriesandbrownsugar because we both were Fnaf Fans.

Born to Die - Lana Del Rey: @sevenleafsimblr because a contestant on Collins sang it and it kicked off my Lana Renaissance, and just generally reminds me of Collins MMBC now/MMBCs in general.

anonymous asked:

24 and 25

TRUTH OR DARE: send me a number and i have to EITHER answer the question for “truth” or do what the “dare” says to do

24: (truth) If you could only own five material objects (not counting life necessities like food/water/a house/etc) what would they be? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle. Post what the first three songs are, and for each one, tag a blog that the song reminds you of.

Truth: Probably my laptop, the full edition of chronicles of narnia series, my flute, idek??, my phone and ipad??!?! (I don’t really need much tbh :P) OHHH wait a copy of the book: Little Princess :) instead of my ipad.

25: (truth) What is the last thing you lied about? (dare) Tag three people you want to know better and ask them each three questions about themselves.

Dare: hmm….let’s see

@0xkarenx0, @yourplisetsky, @definitelynotmakinghistory (New friends welcome to my mess of a blog :P

Let’s see, 3 questions… okay 

1. How do you make hot chocolate (milk or water)? 

2. Do you like to read books (if so what genres)?

3. Are you a morning person or night person? Or neither? are you a person :P

My answers: Obv with milk, fantasy/romance, night person!

eccentricities; hoseok

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

(A/N: being the scatterbrained writer that I am, I’ve decided to start a series. A bts x kinks series. It’s inspired by @versigny‘s and @thesammtimes‘ posts on these types of themes and every writer I follow who dares delve into these waters. These will contain graphic content, so just be forewarned! Enjoy!)

Warning: Smut

Hoseok – Sensory Deprivation

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tagged by @blurrylock 💛💛thanks!
rules: copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people.
A. Age: 14
B. Biggest fear: public speaking
C. Current time: 8:01 pm
D. Drink you last had: water
E. Everyday starts with: eating food angrily
F. Favourite song: how dare you make me choose
G. Ghosts, are they real?: Perhaps O-o
H. Hometown: stalker
I. In love with: sleep
J. Jealous of: people who can get binders or top surgery
K. Kill(ed) someone: I haven’t killed anyone except my self esteem
L. Last time I cried: like everyday (I GET A LOT OF FEELS ATTACKS OK)
M. Middle name: nah i haven’t changed it yet
N. Number of siblings: 2 sisters and a brother
O. One wish: escape this johnlock hell and get fulfillment
P. Person you last called/texted: @lizistic
Q. Question you’re always asked: “uhh toby? are you okay?”
R. Reason to smile: friends!!! And good music
S. Song last sang: it’s over isn’t it (if you can call it singing lol)
T. Time you woke up: 6 ish (school bleh
U. Underwear colour: gray
V. Vacation destination: Europe somewhere
W. Worst habit: I pick my eyelashes
X. X-rays you’ve had: chest, knees, teeth
Y. Your favourite food: pizza probably
Z. Zodiac sign: Scorpio
tagging: @beesussex @butdoinfactshutup @everything-is-gay-and-beautiful @punchmeinthefxce tell me if you don’t want to be tagged!

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?  
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.  
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.  
I do not think that they will sing to me.       
I have seen them riding seaward on the waves  
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back  
When the wind blows the water white and black.  
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea  
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown         
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
—  The ending of The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot

I was tagged by the wunderbar @evahitler !
Rules: Shuffle your music and post the next 10 songs with your favorite lyrics.

Slayer - Angle Of Death

Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?

Disturbed - The Sound Of Silence 

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

Blackbear - idfc (Tarro Remix) 

Tell me pretty lies,
Look me in the face,
Tell me that you love me,
Even if it’s fake,
‘Cause I don’t fucking care, at all.

Fall Out Boy - Uma Thurman 

The blood, the blood, the blood of the lamb
Is worth two lions, but here I am
And I slept in last night’s clothes and tomorrow’s dreams
But they’re not quite what they seem

Sieg Heil Viktoria -

Ade, mein liebes Schätzelein,
Ade, ade, ade,
Es muß, es muß geschieden sein
Ade, ade, ade,
Es geht um Deutschlands Gloria,
Gloria, Gloria,
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!

Maroon 5 - One more night

So I cross my heart and I hope to die
That I’ll only stay with you one more night
And I know I said it a million times
But I’ll only stay with you one more night

One Republic - Counting Stars 

Old but I’m not that old
Young but I’m not that bold
And I don’t think the world is sold
I’m just doing what we’re told

Bastille - Pompeii

And the walls kept tumbling down
In the city that we love
Great clouds roll over the hills
Bringing darkness from above

Lorde - Everybody Wants To Rule The World

There’s a room where the light won’t find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do, I’ll be right behind you
So glad we’ve almost made it
So sad we had to fade it

My Chemical Romance - House Of Wolves

You play ring around the ambulance,
Well like you never gave a care.
So get the choir boys around you,
It’s a compliment, I swear.
And I said, ashes to ashes, we all fall down,
I wanna hear you sing the praise,
I said, ashes to ashes, we all fall down,
We got innocence for days!

Tagging - Anyone Who Wants To Do This !

Okay, hear me out

Today, we will test new waters. A rare ship. A bold ship. A daring ship. 


This ship is so rare there are more fics on Ao3 about Hermione/Dean Winchester(20, as of now) than Hermione/Dean Thomas (14). Only 9 of those fics actually write about Dean and Hermione, the rest only mention it as a passing relationship.

I think the reason for this is that Hermione is usually in one of three ships and it’s hard to find her in others. There’s the majority of fans, who backs Ronmione because it’s canon and they’re cute but are criticized because they argue a lot, have different priorities (perhaps, it’s hard to say but Hermione definitely seems work oriented and Ron is not so much :/) and because Hermione is just way smarter than Ron. I’m sorry, I love Ronmione as much as the next person and I don’t necessarily agree with all of the arguments against it but you can’t argue that. Yes, Ron was better at chess, but Hermione memorized all of their very thick textbooks when she was eleven, and consistently was at the top of their class while Ron did worse than Harry most years. I call Ron’s “smartness” wisdom, he’s good at strategizing and keeping calm, that’s why he’s a good auror. Hermione loses her head in a crisis situation but can digest a stack of legal files like nobody’s business, that “smartness” is intelligence, in my head. Regardless of how you put it, those two skills are very different and not actually that compatible. Some fans worry Hermione would get bored by Ron’s lack of intelligence, and some worry Ron would get bored by Hermione’s constant stream of intelligence.

This is where comes in the second largest ship (I think? Correct me if I’m wrong?) Hermione/Harry. I think Harmony is the ship name? (Also, I just realized I’m not citing the articles that I pulled up on google search to base this off of, SORRY! If you’re curious about a statistic or a fact, just message me and I’ll send you the link!) Now, it’s true Harry also saw Hermione for all of their school years, but I think of the original trio as sisters and brothers; we don’t know how long Ron and Hermione had feelings for each other but the books are actually told from Harry’s perspective and he actually really never has feelings for Hermione?! Some fans discount this and say Harry just was sacrificing himself because he knew Ron liked Hermione which is one of Harry’s main traits (selflessness, fight me but seriously that boy is a martyr) but even if Harry and Hermione got together, I don’t think it would work out. No relationship is flawless: we see Ron and Hermione fighting all the time. The good thing is they always get back together, it’s somewhat miraculous because they’re both pretty stubborn but somehow they do it. When Ron and Harry fight, they need Hermione to bring them back closer, most times. stubborn because she’s intelligent and rational, she doesn’t budge because she knows her logic is right and would only listen to reason. Harry is her opposite, (Well, he’s still stubborn but) he thinks with his heart. He goes with his gut most of the time and has no time for reason. Can’t you see that any argument with the two of them would blow up quickly and badly? It’s fine to get outsider help occasionally in a marriage, but you have to get to the marriage part first. I’m sorry if I went super negative on this but I feel as a primarily Drarry blog most of you guys following probably agree. But feel free to voice your opinions on any of these because a lot of this is opinions and speculation, and I love a good debate. Plus, that’s the only way your argument gets stronger is when faced by opposition ;)

Now a quick side note before the last ship, I really like Hermione marrying someone new. Or putting relationships aside and focusing on her career. Or ending up with Krum. I love Hermione and think she deserves the best ending, but I also think she’d likely not focus on relationships. In that way it sort of makes sense why she ended up with Ron in canon, it was easy and she could focus on work knowing she’d have a loyal husband waiting for and supporting her.

And then we get to the Dramione. Dramione shippers are probably feeling pretty confident at this point, so far Ron has been not intelligent enough and Harry’s too much like a brother to Hermione and emotional and impulsive, and they’re both stubborn. Well, who’s second in their class in terms of schoolwork? Draco Malfoy (this was on the wiki but was not sourced further, however I’m pretty sure that’s consistent with what we’ve seen of him in canon). Draco is constantly fighting Hermione in the battlefield of wits, just like he fights Harry in the battle of brawn and Ron in the battle of…err chess? Never mind, he really just bullies Ron the whole series. :/ Plus, out of the original trio, Hermione was the one always pushing for inter-house communication and coöperation and who’s not a Gryffindor? You guessed again, Draco Malfoy. Well, in order for this ship to work, Hermione has to totally change Draco’s character. We know he’s reformed a bit after the war (or at least enough for Harry to pardon him) but Hermione has high moral standards and she’s used to hanging out with Ron and Harry her whole life which may be no match for her in intelligence but probably have the highest morals in the whole series (except for Dean, which we’ll get to later. And Neville, but he’s out of the game field for other reasons.) Also, despite Hermione maybe formally forgiving Draco, they just have had such different lives and views on life that it’s hard for me to imagine them romantically. Draco’s so harsh and Hermione has enough pride that she wouldn’t let him be harsh and then he’s just a pet, really.

OKAY SORRY FOR ALL THAT. I know that each of those ships have good parts, but I really didn’t want to make this post and then have people be like, “but what about Ron?” I love Ron. I love Harry. I love Draco. I just don’t think they’re the ones for Hermione.

And, let’s get to DEAN THOMAS

Originally posted by behindpotterscenes

Dean is: 

-smart (he almost never got corrected in class and also never got shown getting detention)(he and parvati held their own against dolohov, travers, and a masked death eater. That’s three grown men who are trained in dueling against two teenagers.)(he was shown in NEWT transfiguration AND DADA so he must have done well on his OWLs)

-good at quidditch. There’s something to be said that Hermione likes Quidditch players. Well, Dean did play Quidditch, he was Harry’s first pick after Katie Bell to be seeker, and getting on the Quidditch team is hard. (The only people to get into the Gryffindor team on Harry’s year were Harry [a prodigy, so he basically doesn’t count] Ron, [who not only had been playing Quidditch and grew up in a Quidditch playing family, the captain was Harry and his only real competition was Cormac who was an arse], no one from Harry’s year is on the Ravenclaw team, the only player on the Hufflepuff team is Smith, and Slytherin hardly counts because Draco bought his way onto the team and then probably chose Crabbe and Goyle because they’re friends.) So out of forty, you’ve got Dean, Harry (who again, hardly counts), Smith, and maybe Ron who are good enough to make their house teams, that means Dean is pretty good at Quidditch.

-good at art. I don’t know if this would appeal to Hermione specifically but she does admire people who are passionate: Krum (quidditch), Harry (saving people), as well as countless professors. It may not always be romantic but you can see Hermione always likes people who can focus on something they love. Dean appeared to be very artistic and was said to be “good with a quill”. In his first year, he drew a “large Gryffindor lion” for the Gryffindor’s first Quidditch match of the year, and on a “Potter for President” banner he had crafted with the help of Hermione. In their fourth year, after Harry completed the Triwizard Tournament’s first task, he drew several banners in commemoration, depicting Harry evading the Horntail. Some showed Cedric Diggory with his head on fire.

-He’s possibly muggleborn and possibly halfblood but he and Hermione both share a common childhood and both faced oppression because of their blood in the war. But just like Hermione likes her men, Dean is actually REALLY BRAVE. He joins Dumbledore’s army, suffers possibly torture in the bottom of Malfoy Manor as a prisoner, he stood up to Umbridge countless times, until Snatchers found them he survived on the run in the wilderness for a large majority of 1997.

-accepting of everyone, just like Hermione. Dean was occasionally rather bemused at some of the odd things Luna said, but never ridiculed her, and was seen offering her his hand and helping her in the Room of Requirement just before the Battle of Hogwarts. Dean and Hermione differ a bit on this because Hermione says they should be accepting because it’s the right thing to do but can actually be quite judgemental and tempered. Dean would help her keep her emotions in check and see the good in others. Despite Harry for kind of really obviously hating Dean for dating Ginny, Dean never harboured any ill-will toward Harry. Ginny got with Harry almost immediately after she dumped Dean and kissed Harry in front of Dean which is kind of a jerk move, but Dean never openly hated either of them which requires real maturity. He also always supported Harry, even in fifth year.

-He’s also really adorable how much he loves English football, and is always trying to do the right thing and standing up for what he believes in.

And also lastly, I love Deamus and I think having more than one ship is a-okay, and it never says what Dean’s future is, so he’s a great character to play with. I think he and Hermione could have great chemistry and it might be one of the most realistic ships in the series.

I can’t say as much for the fanfiction, although I enjoyed Bold Strokes and Endless Colours by  iulia_linneaSomething Good by Inell, Awkward is the Surrender by Kendas, and Sketches from a Relationship by MiraMira. They all have artist Dean and the first two definitely feature a softer, OOC Hermione. To be honest, I think this pairing works better with a Hermione who’s smart and intelligent and passionate so the latter two are my favourites right now but the pickings are slim!

Basically this is just a Dean/Hermione appreciation post and a callout that they need more artwork (that gif was the only thing that came up on google images and that’s not even canon) and more fanfic because there’re like jigsaw pieces that fit perfectly together. Also, I think it’s fun to explore different pairings in HP and just because a ship isn’t your OTP doesn’t mean you can’t like or respect it. (I’ll add onto this post if I think of more reasons)

He also may be a jedi. ;D

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people! (if you dare)

Thanks  @etlen​ for tagging me  <3

A- Age: 24
B- Biggest fear: people realizing I feel insecure when I’m trying to do something
C- Current time: 20:41
D- Drink you last had: Water
E- Everyday starts with: postponing the alarm
F- Favorite song: one of my favorite songs is Iron Sky by Paolo Nutini
G- Ghosts are real: maybee
H- Hometown: some place near Salerno (Italy)
I- In love with: me boyfriend
J- Jealous of : people who are very self-confident
K- Killed someone: wut?
L- Last time you cried: today, during a conference with a journalist who interviewed Giovanni Falcone, an Italian magistrate killed by mafia. He described his very last interview and how he found out about his death
M- Middle name: don’t have one
N- Number of siblings: one
O- One wish: i want to get better at drawing!!!
P- Person you last called/texted: my boyfriend
Q- Question you’re always asked: my father is always asking me if i’m coming back home for lunch
R- Reason to smile: we’re alive
S- Song last sang: don’t recall
T- Time you woke up: 6:30 am
U- Underwear color: black
V- Vacation destination: I wanna go to Ireland
W- Worst habit: get demoralized
X- Xray’s you’ve had: head and trunk
Y- Your favorite foods: Italian and Japanese food
Z- Zodiac sign: Gemini

Tagging: @mushiemadarame @broccolovagante @bruce-wine @hollywoodtonite @latexdegeneration  @killtherainbow