water dared me to post this

  • Me : *washes my face frequently*
  • Me : *washes my makeup off completely*
  • Me : *uses face masks to care for my skin*
  • Me : *drinks water to stay hydrated*
  • Me : *moisturizes*
  • Skin : *allows one tiny pimple to show*
  • Me : You ungrateful fucking child. How dare you. After all I've given you, this is how you repay me?

You are swimming in a lake. The shore is quite far off and you know that beneath you there is a wall of water multiple times the length of your body. Your feet tread nervously as you keep yourself afloat. The water is dark beneath you, darker than you think it should be, but you tell yourself it must be a cloud passing overhead. You don’t look up. The sun is caresseing your head. Suddenly you feel something winding around your foot, and instincitvely you start to kick out in fear. But the more you struggle, the more the stringy, slick something tangles around your ankle. Something breaks through the surface in front of you, and as you look down you find yourself staring into the large eyes of a terrifying monster.

“Excuse me,” it says, and the entire lake trembles, “I’ve noticed the callused skin on your feet. Can I interest you in our newest and incredibly effective corn parer?”


The stairs creak under your weight, and you balance the glass of water in your hand carefully. It is night. It was thirst that got you out of bed, but now you wish you would have turned over and pulled the blanket over your head. There is something behind you. Rationally, you know it is nothing, but your nerves are on edge and your heart is hammering. It takes every ounce of self-control for you to not start running up the stairs until you reach the safety of your bed. You need to stay calm. Once you start running, it will be too late. But then someone clears their throat behind your back, not far away at all, and there is no holding you back. You run, spilling your glass of water.

“Mam, wait a second!” you hear someone call after you with a voice like a million screaming children, “We have stair lifts on special offer!” 


The water is hot as it splashes onto your head and runs down your body. You feel warm and comfortable. But as you apply shampoo to your hair and the bubbly water runs over your face, you instinctively close your eyes. Everything goes dark. And suddenly there is no more comfort. You feel the need to open your eyes, but you know the shampoo will sting, so you tell yourself to calm down. You know there is no one there, cannot possibly be. But you are wrong. The water is uncomfortably hot, and suddenly feels sticky. You don’t dare to open your eyes anymore. A hand that is not your hand moves through your hair, and then you feel hot breath tickling your ear. You stay very still.

“Today’s your lucky day, Miss,” the voice hisses, “I don’t usually do this, but because I like you I’ll offer you two Gentle No-Tears Kid Shampoos for the price of one.”


monstrous salesmen // (inspired by this post)

Boyfriend!Yugyeom

“How dare you taunt the vertically challenged!” 

Word count: 219

Genre: Fluff drabble 

Originally posted by chattyang


Being short was sometimes an advantage to you, your personality made up for everything you lacked in height. However, your boyfriend enjoyed putting your most used items at the top of every shelf imaginable.

You had snuggled into the couch in the dorm (all of his Hyungs had left on account of “not wanting to be around the love birds.”) and you offered to get snacks and water. You slid out from under the blanket and headed to the kitchen, slightly hissing when the cold tiles hit your bare feet. As you searched through the cabinets, finding neither the popcorn nor cups for water you finally realized why. That smug little brat put them on the top shelves, didn’t he?

“Yugyeom! Come help me get the popcorn and the cups down from the top shelf!”

“Yeesh Y/N you seem to have so much anger for such a small person.”

“How dare you taunt the vertically challenged!”

“Haha you’re just mad I put the things you needed to get at the top of the shelf aren’t you?”

“Yes.”


Author’s Note:

Hi, hope you enjoyed this one! I’m trying to write a drabble or a scenario every day! Keep checking my master list or turn on post notifications- that is if you want to. Have a nice day or night!

archiveofourown.org
Charting Maps - Chapter 1 - SolBaby - DuckTales (Cartoon 2017) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), DuckTales (Cartoon 2017) RPF
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Donald Duck, Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Della Duck, Scrooge McDuck
Additional Tags: Scrooge and Della aren’t main characters, they just get mentioned - Freeform, No pairings - Freeform, this is just a bunch of snippets, about donald figuring out how to raise the boys, lots of family bonding and fluff, parenting is hard, also, this is a Human!Au, human!AU
Series: Part 1 of Charting Maps
Summary:

Compared to parenting, sword fighting deadly, ghost pirates during a raging sea storm or getting through cursed and booby trapped jungle temples in search for mythic treasure seemed like the easiest things in the world. And even after nearly 9 years of raising his boys, Donald is still trying to get the hang of it. He isn’t perfect, Lord knows he’s always making mistakes. But he tries to be for his nephews. And if being the most daring adventurer has taught him anything, it’s that you can’t find buried treasure without first charting the map to find it.


OKAY GUYS! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FIC~!

This fic was written by the immensely talented @solbabydraws and I want all of you guys to read it! SolBaby graciously gave me permission to post this via my bolide_belle account on Ao3. 

This is so sweet and well written and so wonderfully in character. Charting Maps is a wonderful story about Human Donald Duck navigating the uncharted waters of parenthood. He comes up against an almost inevitable parental issue with one of his boys when the school calls and has to handle it.

This story already is so sweet and heartfelt that I’ve read the two chapters multiple times and I cannot wait to read the last two chapters. If you want cute and fluff and family feels. This is the fic.

Hair Routines

So my Truth or Dare post seemed to be fairly well received! I really liked making that one and I joked in another post about Thorne’s hair routine, and here we are. I kind of want to extend this to morning routines?? But IDK. Let me know.

Cinder: Obviously those messy ponytails that are mentioned about a million times. In terms of washing, she has to wash her hair every other day or so to keep it from getting too greasy. She learned to do it fast because Adri constantly pestered her for taking too long or raising the water bill.

Kai: As prince and emperor, he has to always look good, so he does all kinds of stuff. Shampoo, conditioner, gel, split end protection, whatever. Even more complicated than Thorne’s daily rituals. Haircut-wise, he was adamant about keeping his hair longish, because that’s how his mother liked his hair. 

Scarlet: She has to brush her hair. Every. Single. Night. Curly hair and farmwork do not mix (I’m assuming. I don’t have curly hair so…). Her grandmother used to brush her hair for her, and before that her mother. Most evenings after dinner and chores she makes Wolf do it, or he’ll offer. Often he will brush as she tells him about her day or how the crew is doing. He brushes as gently as possible. Also, she owns pretty much every curly hair product known to man. Occasionally wears a braid or two on heavy farm work days. 

Wolf: Owns exactly one comb and one bottle of shampoo. His hair hates laying flat and he sometimes has to borrow something from Scarlet.

Cress: After living for years on the satellite with her ridiculously long hair, she tries to keep her hair as low maintenance as possible. She keeps it just long enough to tie back when she visits hot places or needs it out of her face.

Thorne: SO. MUCH. PRODUCT. His hair could literally be hit with a rock and NOT MOVE. He and Kai trade hair tips and tricks (Kaiswell, anyone?). He constantly has a military style haircut and NO facial hair because they didn’t allow that when he was a cadet. Plus, his dad has a big bushy mustache, and Thorne doesn’t want to be associated or even look remotely close to his father.

Winter: Her hair routine is fairly simple. Levana didn’t allow her a lot of staff so she did a lot herself, learning from the netscreen in her room. Before her dad died, he also taught her how to wash and braid her hair properly. When Winter and Cinder were kids, they would do each others’ hair, so Winter got some practice. Sometimes braids Scarlet’s hair when they’re together since she understands curly hair.

Jacin: He does very little with his hair. All the guards had pretty much the same haircut and style. Like they even had to have all their ponytails at the same place or they would all get in trouble. Basically all he does is wash it, comb it straight, and maybe tie it back.

Iko: Even though she’s an android, she LOVES experimenting with crazy hairstyles. Sometimes she even wears wigs. She also uses her netlink to look up new hairstyles or techniques to try on the girls (and the guys). She and Cinder have a standing salon date every week. Cinder fake hates it but secretly she enjoys having that to look forward too, especially during really stressful weeks. If any of the other girls are in town they join. Iko has two specific salons, one on Earth and one on Luna, depending on where they are. She is loyal to them and refuses to go anywhere else. She knows the name of every person who works at those salons.


This concludes my TLC hair routine post! Shoot me an ask if you have a post like this that you want to see. I love writing these. Thanks!

anonymous asked:

hey there! Can you recommend me some of your favourite smut gruvia fanfiction please :3! I read Promises and I loooove every gruvia moments! Now, I can't get enought, so I am looking for some more!!! Thank you ! <3

Of course, my love. ;)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9620070/1/Silk-and-Cuffs

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10531834/1/Bad-Girl

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11034759/1/All-of-Me

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10845228/1/

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11228501/1/Love-Me-Like-You-Do

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11357713/1/Cheap-Wine-and-Butterflies

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10606933/1/Handcuffs-and-Chocolate

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11401126/1/Our-Pack

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11376363/1/Would-You-Like-A-Piece-Of-Me-With-Your-Coffee-Gruvia

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11575587/1/Selfish

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11519950/1/Fifty-Shades-of-Gray-Fullbuster

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10978783/1/Shivers

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10190678/1/Five-Days-in-a-Lake-House

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9213422/1/head-under-water-gasping-for-air

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9731265/1/The-Happiest-Days-of-Our-Lives

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10380951/1/Dare-or-dare

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9378604/1/Omega

Those are just a few of my faves that I have stumbled upon. 

If you know of any I haven’t posted here, please do share. ;)

Also, the next chapter I post of Cam Girls will have Gruvia smut. 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11612952/1/Cam-Girls

Enjoy! 

70+ Follower Celebration

One Liners or filling out a Prompt

Heyo! So to celebrate the 70+ followers that this blog has (thank you so much) 
We will be filling out prompts that you guys send in/fill out a request for a one liner and post the ones that you submit (if you wish).

So, here’s the one-liners that you guys can ask for. Just remember to send in a person or pairing and the number!

  1. “How dare you boop me.”
  2. “LEMME SMOOCH YOU!!”
  3. “Oh fuck me… nOT LITERALLY.”
  4. “Please water the plants.”
  5. “Did you just eat all the snacks?”
  6. “Are you going to do more than just stand there and stare?”
  7. “Ok I know I’m pretty.”
  8. “This lamp is in the shape of a squid.”
  9. “What are you painting?”
  10. “There’s this really cool food in Japan-”
  11. “I didn’t know you could draw like that!”
  12. What did you say you did?”
  13. “I’d say ‘oops’ but I don’t think it suffices now.”
  14. “Please stop kissing me.”
  15. “No cuddles until you do the dishes.”
  16. “Why is there a lobster in the toilet?”
  17. “So you know about the lab in the basement?”
  18. “Stop disappearing for ages on end- you worry me.”
  19. “LET ME PET THE DOG!!”
  20. “Can I have out of the kiddie leash…I’m 25.”
The Powers That Be

TITLE: The Powers That Be


CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter Twenty-Six


AUTHOR: wolfpawn

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki discovering a hidden mutant when he realises they are at risk of being found by S.H.I.E.L.D. who experiments on mutants, he is the one to help them.

RATING: Teen and Up

Time seemed to pass faster on Asgard in Alexia’s opinion, or that is how it felt at least; though that could have been helped in part by every day had a monotony to it; rise, wash, eat, train, eat, train, wash, eat, read, sleep, repeat.

Loki had been forbidden from leaving his rooms for his having accidentally caused Odin to resemble a tarred chicken for half an hour, having chosen to use a mixture impervious to water based solutions due to Alexia’s abilities. However, since Alexia had started the pranks, she thought it was only fair that she go to the library in his stead to retrieve whatever he wanted for the duration of his punishment.

“Are you really as much of a bookworm as you appear, I mean, in the time I have been here, you have eaten your way through what seems to be about a thousand books.” She commented one evening as Loki took three books he had requested from her. “They are not small either, how long will they take you to read?”

“About a day each, they are substantially bigger than most others. And, it is closer to twelve hundred, for the record, by the way. As for my incessant reading, it is not like I have much of a choice, what else am I to do? I am not permitted my magic, which was something I always spent vast amounts of my time perfecting, and I cannot even train physically.”

Keep reading

thirsty jungkook

i was talking to @jikook-love yesterday, who inspired me to make a compilation of some of my favourite thirsty!jungkook moments. edit: pt. 2 here

Originally posted by chokemejimin

you know how jungkook looks at jimin with those heart eyes like; 

Originally posted by jiminpoppins

but can we please talk about moments where he looks at jiminie like; 

Originally posted by mintllamas

this gonna be a long ass post (jungkook is a thirsty hoe okay

Originally posted by parkmochi

look at those eyes and tell me jungkook doesnt want jimin, those eyes are like the definition of bedroom eyes. they are all half-lidded and shit. and im not even gonna mention what he’s saying. bc that’s gonna be a long ass essay.

Originally posted by jikookwillruletheworld

when kookie gets a chance to touch the jibooty, he takes it.

(x)

Originally posted by tamaki-senpai123

its just the choreography, right jungkookie?

(x)  look at that gulp as he’s staring at jimin on the screen. not interested at all. nope. are you all right, jungkook-ssi? i love it when he checks jimin out and then catches himself, like no, i wasnt checking him out. what’re you talking about?

(x) listen, he’s looking at jimin. like, you can tell exactly when he realizes what he’s doing.

(x) you thought i was gonna forget this legendary moment? THE moment? hell nah, jungkook can no longer contain his thirst for his jiminie hyung. like, he was moaning while filming jimin. who does that?? jungkook, that’s who.

(x) listEN. i wiill never be over this moment. who the HELL SAYS SOMEONE’S TOES ARE CUTE??? LIke, theY are TOes, jeon jungkook. excuse me while i go sob about that in a corner. 

(x) dude, i know this isnt exactly thirsty, but look at that FaCE. okay? like, i can feel the pining from here. he has to like tear his gaze away from jimin. im jusT…sdkfsdff

(x) look at that face. i literally have no words. look at where jungkook is looking. AND how appreciative that gaze is. he GULPS as he’s looking up and down jimin’s BODY. this dude needs a bathtub of water where jimin’s concerned. 

(x) look at the way kookie’s gaze sweeps up and down jimin’s body. look at jungkook’s face and tell me that’s not interest. i daRe you. 


i can go on and on but i need to stop somewhere. but i might make a pt.2 bc jungkook is one thirsty dude for jimin.


i dont own any of the gifs, for some reason i can’t do the original gif by thing so i put the links to the originals

Seems legit

Even this stupid game is judging my night bird tendencies

That’s not how I remembered Chapter 9

Damn

TAKUMI DON’T YOU DARE–

Wait

SERVES YOU RIGHT

FREDDY, I KNEW YOU WERE STILL WARY OF ME

All these puns with Azura/Aqua and the water never cease to amuse me. I guess that’s how she fishes in MyCastle.

My wife knows how to ensure her survival

B-but she’s your mom…

PERFECT

anonymous asked:

i just wanted to say thank you so much for blessing us with that post that goes like "truth or dare coran who's your favorite pa--" "lance" !! it's cleared my pores, hydrated my body, watered my crops, bathed my dog, and given me an extra thousand years of life and i love it and i love you thank you so much for the beauty and Truth™ of that post

hfhd;odisjf; thank you!! (you’re welcome?) that post is my proudest moment

anonymous asked:

Sorry for my thirsty ass BUT pls tell me you're working on the roommate au cause my T H I R S T Y A S S really needs part 11 thank you love you HELP ME

Originally posted by vthesecretoilet

Grab your cup of Holy water for this ride ;) You might scream and cry a river  guys. I’m sorry. I’ll be posting shorter chapters from now on  so that I can update more regularly during the remaining week that I have before school starts up. I’ll be updating the First time au and the truth or dare  soon <33


Don’t forget to tell me how thirsty you are in the comments/Request box ;)

WARNING : You might blush/scream/laugh/ BE EMBARRASSED AF/ DIE OF FEELS or fall for Jungkook’s adorable personality <3

FOR THOSE WHO ARE NEW TO THIS STORY THE LINKS ARE DOWN BELLOW

JK ROOMMATE AU : PART 1/PART 2/PART 3/ PART 4/ PART 5/ PART 6/PART 7/ PART 8/ PART 9 / PART 10

Here is pt.11 <3 Hope you enjoy~

Genre: romance/fluff/love
Pairing: Jungkook/You
Length: 8557  words
Summary: Jungkook is your campus roommate who has a huge crush on you. He’s been hiding it for so long and you’re still clueless about it.


This story is Taken Down for the time being. You can thank ppl who reposted/plagiarized  my content

Why would I want to be active on Tumblr again?
I don’t, really.
Tumblr became very unwelcoming place. The light-hearted atmosphere is gone. Yes, I know sometimes people like the photosets of egyptian artifacts I make with my photos; and by the same time the group of people not-to-be-named attacked another person just for TALKING TO ME more than couple of months ago, and even not about kemetic things.
They are double-speaking, doublethinking, creating truly orwellian atmosphere instead of healthy religious community.
They disrespect the Gods, and they hate people who are pious and devoted, and they enjoy having me as their prey and target. They promote isfet guised as maat. They worship “social justice” as their idol, stalking and hurting people on purpose.
Several times they said they want to come to Russia with sole purpose to hurt me. They stalk my blog in hopes to find something to feed their hunger for drama, and for their much annoyment they just find reblogged pictures of Gods they don’t dare to worship. :(

I continue to exist, haters.
Djehuty loves me and Skanda protects me.
The Gods will judge you for all isfet and adharma you have done.


Thanks for those people who kept supporting me. I’m not abandoning this blog as there are so many pretty pictures of Shiva to be reblogged. And when I will be in the good mood, may be something from my Egypt pictures will be posted again.

Get up here thinking imma have a great day and instead I come back to a latino dude trying to explain to me how white people having dreads isn’t racist and quote unquote, “how dare I tell him what’s racist or not since he’s a poc as well”

Please understand what’s racist to one group may not be racist to another, but also understand it might be a bigger problem within that community than the other one.

Okay so, Rayman Legends is the FIRST platformer game I have EVER played that has had tolerable water levels

Well done, Rayman. You can actually swim in a manner other than “very slow flappy bird”

lumpsummabum  asked:

Am i in the right box for a reading? what does my energy say to you?

Your energy is quite interesting to me.

I feel metal and I also see a silvery blue. I can tell you’re capable of a lot. I smell rosemary and taste citrus at the same time. I feel smirks and giddiness, but also being able to just relax and nap. Your energy is really calming but daring at the same time. I see a silver rose, kind of like one you’d see on an aesthetic tumblr post. I also see purple stars painted with water colour.

Song of the Seething Swarm Pt 1

Hi I don’t normally post my actual short, but the app I was posting on, seems to be malfunctioning. So for today it’ll be up.  If ur interested in a short story part 1.  Read on, but otherwise keep scrolling

Charon wondered what had disturbed the water.  The river always did this to warn him of upcoming danger.  This small of a ripple meant the danger was close.  He rowed back to his post to await the next soul when the pay phone rang noisily.

Charon grumbled something ominous under his breath as he took his oar with him and one hand grabbed the receiver.  His body arched forward to meet the pay phone box, but one foot remained planted inside his boat.  The torso stretched out like an inky snake curled from one point to another.

“It’s me.”

“Charon.  Who dares to disturb my work?”

“Who is this?”

“Sir you really need to leave your post now.”

“I don’t have time for this.  I got a line of souls who need crossing.  I earn by number I row, I’m losing.”

“Charon, sir, you will need to leave your job as a boatman or the swarm will come to decimate–”  

“I have life insurance, I think I can afford to be a little dead.”

Charon laughed outright and left the receiver hanging.  Charon’s body’s snapped like a rubber band as he returned to his slight form.  He laughed again gruffly.

“Hell bent on killing the undead,” he spat under his breath as he bade his next soul into the boat.  

Souls were usually thin white wisps of light that cowered at his presence.  Charon didn’t usually pay much heed to those who crossed as long as they paid his toll.  But something made him pause as he rowed.  The gold didn’t feel right and the patron felt odd.  The Underworld always carried with it a sense of foreboding as at its core hades domain was a place known for incarceration.  

The patron weight the boat, it was quite hard for Charon to row forwards without the boat swaying.  Charon’s eyes narrowed as he ceased rowing.  “You didn’t offer me payment before getting on the boat.  Rules are Charon gets his due.”

The cloaked figure abruptly stood up.  The corporeal form faded and the two hands reached for the tie at the neck.  The fabric floated back into the water as the form underneath became apparent–a swarm of angry bees.  The swarm pushes forward and stuck CHaron.  Charon was unprepared for an onslaught and as he lost his grip on his oar, the pressure on his chest was too much for him to bear and he hurled back with a loud splash into the river.

=//=

“Bees, have a very interesting property once they are crossed into the Underworld, their sustenance is the asphodel flowers which all nitwits know grow in the Asphodel Meadows – excuse me your highness, the author of this pamphlet is a bit uncouth in wording, I don’t think he expected the queen of the underworld to ever be interested in his work.”

Persephone paused in her watering of her dying petunias and glanced at where Max was perched on the cash register, his glasses low on his nose, the decaying yellow pamphlet clutched tightly in his paws.  “It’s all right.  I’m more interested in finding out more about bees.”

Max cleared his throat and continued.  A dove pushed aside the leaves of a vine and flew towards Persephone.  Persephone cleared the hair off her shoulder so the dove had a place to sit and started to play with him.

“Once, crossed into the underworld it has been recorded that their effects cannot be nulled by even the strongest brewed ambrosia.”  Max shuddered involuntarily.  “I imagine it would just be very painful to have the stings if a god was to be stung.”

“Well Charon is more of a minor god, but I’m sure the symptoms would be similar.”

“Don’t be dismissive of your own position, your magic is very much tied to this underworlds just as intimately as the creator, the man who is your partner.”

Persephone sighed heavily and changed the subject to something trivial.  The dove cooed on her shoulder as they resumed a more relaxed atmosphere.  This was not to last.

She felt the heat of his stare before she saw him–Hades–tall, dark, handsome, also killer of the petunias she’d been trying to nurse back to life.  Persephone could see Max slide the pamphlet out of sight and straighten his spine.  He was fully corporeal now instead of the half decayed state that he’d been when she’d arrived–she wondered if this was her doing unconsciously.

Hades sauntered towards her wearing a maroon sweatshirt emblazoned with dead end florals in a sensible font and khaki work pants.  Persephone wondered whether he was trying to impress her with different aesthetics to see which one she liked.  The quivering dove flew back to hide in its basket.

“Oh there’s nothing to be afraid of, he’s–”  Persephone smiled up at him softly.  “How was securing Tartarus?  Everyone safe?”

Hades removed the watercan from her grasp and took both of her hands in his.  He had trouble meeting her eyes as this was the first time he’d touched her.  “Everything is in order, just the way it should be.  But enough with this, I need to speak with Max for a couple minutes?”

“Now that the morning rush is gone, there isn’t much to do now.  I can spare him.”  She turned towards the register with a brow raised.  Max was beating his forked tail on the counter, having already anticipated his master’s action.  Persephone snapped her fingers and Max shuffled back as a plate of sugar coated flower shaped cookies appeared.  “You look tired, these should replenish you.”

As he was leaving Hades plucked one up and stuck it in his mouth, then with his free hand took one for the road.  He didn’t look back as Max closed the break room’s door behind both of them.

Max cocked his head at his master, his tail forming a question’s arc.  His tail extended and moved some of the junk off of the sofa, motioning for Hades to take a seat.  “I’m sorry if this clutter displeases you sir, I had no prior warning that this hour would be your choice for an unexpected visit.  I trust that Tartarus is secure.”

Hades eased himself onto the white sofas.  Persephone had thrown white faux fur shrugs on each chair and each seat felt like a cloud.  He finished the cookie swiftly before addressing the cat.  Hades sighed.  “I want to take on a form which will appeal to her.  I’m tired of her trembling when I’m around her.”

“If I may be allowed the liberty sir.  Master, I would recommend time.”

“I don’t want her fear of me to grow or for her to think of the Underworld as a prison.  I wish for her to be at ease.”

“Return her to the mortal world.”

“Demeter will pluck her from my grasp and lock her back up in that gilded cage.  It defeats all that she had achieved here.  She’s independent, adapting, and free.”

“You can’t force her to be a consort.”

“This is my solution to my self imposed problem.  I must procure a solution.  She cannot continue to reside here if I don’t try to understand her.  She’s my queen, not a conquest.  I’m ruling beside her, and the only real responsibility she’s ever had is being a zookeeper and gardner for mortals.  She’s not made any demands yet, but I’m at a loss to tame her spirit with force.”

Max considered this carefully.  “My liege, you’ve seem to made a sound decision.  I can find no fault.  However, she is not like Hestia, Hera, or her mother.  Nothing I have witness makes me think she thinks ill of you.  On the contrary, I think she’s grown rather fond of you, a deception may serve to hinder our purpose.  My advice, should you choose to heed it is moreso to have more patience with a woman.  She’s nothing like you, sir.”

Hades sighed deeply, “Very well, I’ll consider your words.”

Max slinked back into the shop to find Persephone calculating totals that they’d earned so far.  He held her wrist between his tail and angled her chin towards Hades.  Max spoke encouragingly.  “The master had something that he thinks will require your unique sensibilities.”

Persephone’s eyes narrowed.  She briefly meet Hades eyes before lowering them.  “What would that be?”

Hades leaned against the doorframe.  “There’s a healer who’s treating someone stung by a swarm of bees?”

Instantly her eyes lit up, “Bees?  How coincidental that–”

Max held a paw over his mouth to exonerate himself from the query.

Persephone stuttered before she babbled on about her delight.

marshmallowksj  asked:

4, 24

4 -  (truth) What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? (dare) Post the oldest selfie on your camera roll

when i was year 5 (so like 10????) i went on a school trip, me and this guy became friends and he saw i was scared of heights when walking up these really high glass steps that went to a train station, so he held my hand the whole time as i had my eyes closed and didn’t let go until we got off the train and down the stairs at our next destination 

24 - (truth) If you could only own five material objects (not counting life necessities like food/water/a house/etc) what would they be? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle. Post what the first three songs are, and for each one, tag a blog that the song reminds you of

a.c.e - cactus @4joshua she loves a.c.e!! just like i dooooo

bts - outro house of cards @2awake hyyh is the time me and sweta talk about 24/7

vixx - fantasy @chokemeseokjin she loves vixx

loona - love letter @youngprincejin mr edgy wedgy over here let me drag her into loona

white lies - bigger than us @iluhob she lets me send her music like this!!

send me truth or dare