Summer is here! You a filthy Shaladong that needs to keep hydrated? Well this is the product for you! 100% natural as well! May contain salt.
I got a doll from our local thrift store for a few bucks (it was crappy china doll, I only bought it to pilfer for parts and the clothes it was wearing), bumped a weird knob on its back while I was undressing it and IT STARTED MOVING ITS HEAD AND LOOKED AT ME DEAD IN THE EYE. Turns out it's some ungodly automaton that you wind up and the head and arms move back and forth while it plays music. I was about ready to call a priest.