watching ghost shows

When Witches Watch Ghost Shows

“That’s…That’s not how Ouija boards work. And the apps are not a reliable indicator of activity because their shit is randomly generated.”

“Why are you ASKING the tiny mysterious child to come in and play? Are you fucking stupid?”

“Why is it white people? Why do these shows almost always feature random white middle-America fluffheads without the sense God gave a goose? Is it because they do dumb shit more often or because POC families are quicker to recognize spirit bullshit and move the hell out?“

“-blink- Lady, that is NOT the 91st Psalm.”

“Wait, so you saw random geometric symbols doodled in a closet and you automatically thought OMG SATANIC? What kind of ignorant jackass….”

“RECREATIONAL TAROT CARD READING DOES NOT RANDOMLY SUMMON SPIRITS, YOU USELESS CARDBOARD SUBMARINE!”

“Since when is divination the same as spirit-summoning? What is this bullshit? Read a goddamn book, people, holy crap.”

“No no no, you can’t just set herbs on fire and think that’s it. You have to put some oomph behind it and claim your space. Holy shit, if you can’t use the sage properly, put it the fuck down.”

“You moved into a house that the realtor was literally afraid to walk around in, did you think there was no REASON for that!?”

“Oh you ignored your wife and kids being terrified cause you’re skeptical of spirits, mister big tough man? How’d that work out for ya? Thrown down the stairs you say? Gee, that’s rough.”

“Why does NOBODY listen to their kids when they say they see weird shit!?”

-the second anybody mentions Zozo- “OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH MY. GOD OH MY GOD. OHHHH MY GOD.”

“Ohhh yes, there was a witch who lived in the house once. Totally the cause of your haunting because we all know that the only thing witches do is sit around and summon evil spirits. Much wicked. Very scare. Wow.”

“Yanno, witches aren’t automatically evil and hauntings can be nasty without being demonic. Your fundie financial backers are showing.”

“Listen, numb nuts, surfing the internet to find out what’s clomping around your house at night is kind of like going to WebMD to figure out why you have a stomachache. The answer you find is always going to be way more dire than what’s actually going on. Sheesh.”

“Oh my fuckin life….I need more wine.”

Psychic: *reads my mind*

My mind: My name is Zak Bagans. I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one.(You wanted us, you got us) So I set out on a quest to capture what i once saw onto video.(Go, go, go!) With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff, and our equipment tech Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations where we will spend an entire night being locked down from dusk until dawn. (You have reached your final destination; Hell) Raw. (Ahh. STOP) Extreme. ( Oh my god! *BLEEP* STOP! STOP RUNNING!) These are our Ghost Adventures

Psychic: what the fuck

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Here’s my design for Shiro in the Voltron paranormal investigation team AU! Unlike the rest of the team, he can actually see ghosts. (He doesn’t tell Lance that some of them make faces at him while they’re filming episodes of their reality show bwahahahahaha)

You can find paranormal investigators Keith and Pidge here and here!

Hunk and Lance are here!

Allura and Coran are here!

im watching this ghost show called “ghost brothers” and its ur standard ghost hunting show and its pretty funny but my absolute? favourite part? is one episode they went to investigate a place and once it was let loose there was satan worship at the property and claims of demonic activity one of the investigators straight up. left. he left the area and went in his car. he wasnt about to deal with that demon shit and i can respect that 

I’M WATCHING GHOSTED AND THEY JUST SHOWED THE B99 PROMO WITH HOTL IN JAKE AND AMY’S BEDROOM OH YM OGDS JAKE AND AMY WERE IN BED AND JAKE WAS LIKE “I MADE EGGS!” AND HE LIFTED BACK THE SHEET AND HE WAS LIKE “WHERE ARE MY EGGS” AND HOLT TURNS ON THE LIGHT AND SAYS “IN MY BELLY” OH YMGDISLKJFS

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1:What color are your socks?
2:Have you ever lied about your age? Why?
3:What is something you regret in the past month?
4:Do you believe in love at first sight?
5:When was the last time you wrote someone a letter on paper?
6:How old were you when you first learned how to ride a bike? Who taught you?
7:Do you get along with your parents? Why or why not?
8:What’s your favorite season?
9:Do you currently like someone?
10:Have you ever used an Ouija board?
11:What’s the last song you sang?
12:What’s your favorite scent?
13:What’s your favorite urban legend?
14:What’s a bad habit that you have?
15:What’s a strange habit that you have?
16:What’s the first instrument that you learned to play?
17:How would you describe your ‘type?’
18:Would you rather stay in or go out?
19:What was the last thing you said to your mom?
20:Do you want to get married someday?
21:Have you ever snuck out?
22:Can you sing well?
23:What’s an embarrassing thing that happened this week?
24:When was the last time you went sledding?
25:Have you ever/do you liked someone you know you can never be with?
26:Do people often mispronounce your name?
27:Would you like to live in another country?
28:Do you like to watch ghost-hunting shows?
29:Who was the last person you said you loved to?
30:What’s something you’d like to be better at?
31:Have you ever stayed up to talk to someone who was sad?
32:What was the last thing you cooked?
33:Do you think you would make a good parent?
34:Do you have trouble sleeping at night?
35:Where is your best friend right now?
36:How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
37:How late do you usually stay up at night?
38:When was the last time you cried and why?
39:Have you ever won a contest?
40:Can you draw well?
41:Would you ever date someone you met on Tumblr/the internet?
42:What was the last thing you ate?
43:Do you think you’re/you’d make a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
44:Have you ever had a near-death experience?
45:What do you think people think of you?
46:What is your middle name and do you like it?
47:Are you close with either of your parents?
48:Do you like yourself?
49:State five facts about your appearance –
50:State five facts about your personality

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the fact that Edward used Oswald’s father and not his mother for his little scheme has really stuck out to me and I’m taking it as proove for Edward not really wanting to “destroy” Oswald. Edward knew how important Gertrude was to Oswald and that using her would have affected Oswald even more. Edward clearly wants his  slightly petty revenge but by choosing Elijah over Gertrude he shows a flicker of something that implies that there is a line he won’t cross