Me watching "Forest of the Dead"
- The first time.
- me:Wow, who is this River????? Why does she have a sonic screwdriver???? WHAT DID SHE WHISPER TO THE DOCTOR??? WHAT??? SHE'S GOING TO SACRIFICE??? OH NO!!! *cries* DAMN MOFFAT.
- After watching seasons 5, 6 and 7.
- me:If only you knew who is River, Doctor. Hah. You can't read that diary, your rules. Hah. Shit. Oh man she's going to sacrifice herself. Time can be rewritten but not those times. Don't you dare. *cries the Niagara Falls* MOFFAT, I HATE YOU.