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Even though I've already started but in 2017

- My feelings will not be dismissed
- I will not be taken for a fool
- I’ve cut and cutting anyone those who’s been sponging off me and who’s just there not doing anything (it’s powers and energies and I don’t want those kind of energies rubbing off me)
- I will keep myself to myself (not opening up to everybody)
- I will be more patient
- I will more attentive
- I will be more disciplined (in anything that I’m doing)
- I WILL be a SAVAGE

And I SPEAK THIS INTO EXISTENCE 🙏🏿

  • Keith: Is something burning?
  • Lance: My desire for you.
  • Keith: Lance the toaster is on fire.
my favorite thing
  • person watching Star Trek for the first time: It can't be that gay
  • same person ten minutes later: holy shit
I just want to be with Daddy already.

I wanna sit in his lap, my legs wrapped around his waist, my arms squeezing him into the tightest hug he’s ever had. I want him to hug me back tightly, but then softly lay his palms on my shoulders and grip lightly to peel me away from him, but just for a moment– just long enough for him to look me in the eyes and tell me how much he loves me. Then he’d pull me back into his embrace, and as he did he’d give me a kiss on my forehead. His lips would linger for a moment, then he’d continue pulling me into his chest. He’d gently twirl his fingers through my hair and tell me stories. And I’d feel safer than ever before.

headcanon: the paladins can get away with ANYTHING by saying “oh yeah, don’t worry about it, it’s an earth tradition” and just have this mutual unspoken trust not to rat each other out on it

“pidge why did you make a singing robot out of my clock” “oh, sorry, it’s an earth thing”

“keith why do you bring a knife everywhere” “it’s just a human thing, relax”

“shiro, lance, why do you keep throwing things out the airlock” “everyone does this back on earth”

Imagine an entire Star Trek show about a group of people who aren’t members of the bridge crew or one of the higher ups, and each week it’s them trying to do their job while crazy shit happens that they don’t really understand, like:

  • They get an announcement from their superior officers that goes “You may notice a child walking around the ship in a captain’s uniform. That is in fact the captain and is to be treated the same as always. We’re quickly working on a solution.”
  • A transporter mishaps causes the chief engineer to turn into a vulcan. They try not to stare at the ears, and move on.
  • Shots of them reacting to superior officers running through the background in the midsts of a red alert that they don’t know what it’s in response to.
  • “Did you hear the away team landed on planet that had five years pass before they got them back?” “Man, I’m glad I got skipped over for that assignment.”
  • Trying to figure out if the rumor that their commander got kidnapped by an alien race that considers them their god is true or just something made up by a bridge crewman to mess with them.
  • Popping in and out of existence and taking bets on which All Powerful race it is that’s doing it and why.
  • anytime Weird Shit happens on the ship it’s never explained. why are there chickens in the Jeffrey Tubes? why does the captain have a double? why did the chief medical examiner briefly turn homicidal? they don’t know and neither do you.
  • Each episode ends with them pouring one out for the crewmembers who died that week.