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They Fall for...

The big things(major personality traits, sense of humor): Taurus, Aries, Leo, Capricorn

The little things(the way you… [insert quirk]): Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius, Libra, Sagittarius

The way you act when no one’s around(what do you do when nobody’s watching?): Scorpio, Gemini, Pisces

Signs as Gayle quotes
  • Aries: We're not gonna continue this conversation until you put some makeup on so I don't think I'm talking to Howard Stern.
  • Taurus: Today you look like a storyteller and I can't stand it.
  • Gemini: If you promise me you will take the photo with the scraps of my body, then I promise you my ghost will not haunt you from the afterlife.
  • Cancer: Every second you spend smiling like that, the value of this house is depreciating.
  • Leo: Cool, Ira, I hear what you're saying, but try not to talk, you sound like a lizard.
  • Virgo: You're Greek and I want you out of here.
  • Libra: If you mention my coupon stockade again in broad daylight, I'mma roast you like a pepper. I mean that. I mean every word of that.
  • Scorpio: So you're telling me that you leave your shoes, your muddy shoes on in this house and you leave the Swiffer wet cloths open? So what you're telling me when you're doing this is: why don't we just have a pig in the house?
  • Sagittarius: You've got a face of a Peeping Tom! You've got no lips. You have skin that turns into a mouth. You've got curious nose.
  • Capricorn: One day I saw a racoon so big, it looked like it had opinions.
  • Aquarius: It's time for me to assassinate Bonnie with my legs.
  • Pisces: In birthing classes they don't tell you that one day your progeny may develop sexual feelings for a lizard.
Signs binge-watching a show

Watches a season a day with no shame: Sagittarius, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn

Gets super attached to all the characters and starts a blog for the show: Cancer, Aquarius, Aries, Taurus

Stares at their reflection in the black screen between episodes and questions their existence: Gemini, Pisces, Libra, Scorpio

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I’m watching David Fincher’s Zodiac while I’m posting this. I think this may have been a bit of a bad idea. But aside from that…

ABC’s of Beth was actually a crazy episode. The whole Tommy storyline was a bit awkward (OK I’m kidding it was creepy on a billion levels) but I love how Beth and Rick’s relationship was revealed and it really changed my perspective on Beth and Rick’s treatment to Beth. I guess it was like having a mini-Rick in the house?

signs as kdrama scenes

aries: orange marmalade

taurus: monstar

gemini: page turner

cancer: page turner

leo: boys over flowers

virgo: boys over flowers

libra: moorim school

scorpio: page turner

sagittarius: trot lovers

capricorn: high school: love on

aquarius: who are you: school 2015

pisces: who are you: school 2015

The Signs as Jake Gyllenhaal Movies

Aries: Southpaw

Taurus: Zodiac

Gemini: Nightcrawler

Cancer: Brokeback Mountain

Leo: End of Watch

Virgo: Source Code

Libra: October Sky

Scorpio: Donnie Darko

Sagittarius: Love & Other Drugs

Capricorn: Prisoners

Aquarius: The Good Girl

Pisces: Enemy

Ophiuchus: Bubble Boy

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\Jake Gyllenhaal appreciation post// 

 He has been my favorite actor since i was a child and stars in most of my favorite films, he’s incredibly talented and incredibly committed and passionate about his career. He’s also incredibly attractive, which is definitely a bonus;). 


i know this is different to what i usually post but im stuck on ideas and my obsession with Jake has peaked so hope you like it. Much love xox

-Shannon

~Requests are open~

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The signs as "Heathers" quotes
  • Aries: The extreme always seems to make an impression.
  • Taurus: I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
  • Gemini: I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you! Of course, I was coming up here to kill you..
  • Cancer: Dear Diary. My teen angst bullshit has a body count.
  • Leo: Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
  • Virgo: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human. You'd be a game show host.
  • Libra: I shop, therefore I am.
  • Scorpio: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
  • Sagittarius: Our love is God. Lets go get a slushie.
  • Capricorn: Are we going to prom or to hell?
  • Aquarius: Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
  • Pisces: This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
Get to know me
  • 1. Middle name?
  • 2. Weird phobias?
  • 3. Favorite movie?
  • 4. Favorite song?
  • 5. Favorite color?
  • 6. Favorite TV show?
  • 7. Do you speak more than 1 language?
  • 8. Hobbies?
  • 9. Dog or cat?
  • 10. Chocolate or vanilla?
  • 11. Winter or summer?
  • 12. Where would your ideal vacation be and with who?
  • 13. Anywhere in the world you wish to visit (for the first time)?
  • 14. Anywhere in the world you wish you could go back to?
  • 15. What did you want to be when you grew up as a little kid?
  • 16. Favorite subject?
  • 17. What do you want to study/are studying in college?
  • 18. Have you met any celebrities?
  • 19. If you could host any awards ceremony, which one would you choose?
  • 20. Favorite sport to play?
  • 21. Favorite sport to watch?
  • 22. Zodiac sign
  • 23. Do you have/want any pets?
  • 24. Do you have/want any tattoos?
  • 25. Do you have/want any piercings?
  • 26. Would you like to study abroad? Where?
  • 27. Favorite food?
  • 28. Tell a personal funny story.
  • 29. If you could choose any place in the world, where would you like to live?
  • 30. Language that you wish to learn.
  • 31. Do you like to cook?
  • 32. Favorite book?
  • 33. What are you usually doing on a friday night?
  • 34. Favorite drink?
  • 35. Do you think you could be married soon?
  • 36. Do you want to have kids?

Taurus - The Battle inside the Bull

The bull arena is circular like the zodiac, with the crowd watching in. The crowd is the other 11 signs of the zodiac, watching in in awe. They are ready to see a battle between pure, animalistic carnal desire and beautiful, cultivated intuition. By nature, the bull is stimulated by its senses. The red cape is the trigger, much like the sensory infatuation of Taurus, their natural erotic response to animalistic desires, their body craving nourishment through consumption. Taurus is also traditional sign of material abundance. Bullfighting was once a recreation reserved for the rich. 

The zodiac is watching a great battle in Taurus in the arena. They are watching the intensive inner work Taurus must undertake for themselves, and by themselves. Taurus must abolish their fleeting earthly vices and satisfactions, the demands of the animal for something that cannot be touched. The audience watches the Taurus gracefully, convincingly, and masterfully subduing this animalistic appetite, the one we are all forced to confront and imitate Taurus as guidance. But this is not a combat battle. It’s not about Taurus obliterating or destroying part of their inherent essence. This sort of destructive tendency is a part of the animal itself. So the line is ultra fine. This isn’t a fight for Taurus. It involves gracious restrain, sublimation, and the transformation of energies. This energy is all seeing, all knowing, and all feeling, the ancient’s remarked this as a tool of ascension. There is a good reason why the Atlantean’s worshipped the Bull, they were very aware of its spiritual reverence. The art of the Taurus life is to facilitate the opening of the ‘eye’, the Buddha’s 3rd eye, transfiguring material desire and energy into awareness. I wonder if this is why they call it ‘bull’s eye’

-C.

[art: Xue Wang]

why the signs are smiling, while looking at their phone.

Aries: watching news anchor fails 

Taurus: is amused by other people’s stupidity

Gemini: their favourite celebrities are being cute on instagram

Cancer: just received a text from their crush

Leo: is too excited about the online shopping they’ve done.

Virgo: a celebrity liked their instagram comment 

Libra: they just hit 1K tumblr followers

Scorpio: someone who wronged them just got a taste of their own medicine.

Sagittarius: is amused by their own sarcastic text message

Capricorn: all the lists they keep on their phone are perfectly organised everything is perfect from their wishlist to their current inventory of clothes and their list of tv series.

Aquarius: finally solved a riddle after 2 days

Pisces: watching funny animal videos

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