watch out for crocs

the-demon-reaper  asked:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT WOULD BE AMAZING?? Who would win a melee fight between Wrench with a sledgehammer, and H2O Delirious with a baseball bat? I mean, it's an open-shut case really, but I'd still love to see it.

(Of course, I’m always going to go in assuming I’ll win. We might need to bring out MythBusters for this one.)

anonymous asked:

Would you write headcannons for being part of the Suicide Squad?

I mean, if you think I’m ready…I don’t I’m ready but…here it is:

  • Being friends with all members
  • Everyone being overprotective about each other
  • Not being a team but a family
  • Whenever possible Floyd would help you perfect your aim
  • Harley always trying to ‘doll you up’
  • Katana teaching you bits of Japanese
  • Always having each other’s backs
  • When you sneak out of your cell, you’d visit Killer Croc and watch BET together
  • Demanding Amanda to be able to get fresh air when in Belle Reve
  • Being a pain in Rick’s ass

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  • Watch out for crocs.
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